post your first 3 sexual encounters in 6 lines or less bros
i wanna hear em, pathetic, funny, or autist
asian bitch
>be 17, leads me on for 3 years, and finally calls one school night
>sneak out and walk 5k
>get drunk and facefuck her in bathroom
>accidentally cockblock best friend while leaving like a sperg
fat bitch
>friend meets girls in mexico, invites them to go camping
>they drive across Canada to camp, friend says theyre hot
>one of them is hot, other one is shreks cousin
>end up fucking shreks cousin for 4 days in mountains
side note she knew how to take a penor and sucked my dong like it was a hot dog. so that was sweet
domican girl
>meet group of murrican girls and guys at resort bar
>we got go to beach and i strip because drunk
>bitch jumps on my back and i fall, she gets nosebleed
>we fuck later on beach and she cries because shes 32 and married
>"I'm 18"
and i jogged away
Havent been laid since post em bros.
pic related its me
girl who introduced me to /fit/
>be 18, shes 18
>LDR for couple of months
>shes a kissless virgin with rape fantasies
>fuck her in a hotel room
>blood everywhere, room looks like a murder scene
>being as awk as i am, i open the door for the maids to clean it up
>she locks me out of the bathroom, mad as fuck
Thats it.
>>35268682
Be honest bro, are you on anything?
You have the same body type as me and if all goes well ill end up looking something like you.
Tldr your post
>>35268724
nope natty, that was after this cut
i was 195-200 in cut, 175-180 in the OP
hope that helps man
>>35268756
Nice man, feels good. We're all gonna make it.
Anyways
>9th grade
>6/10 chick named Eileen wants my weenus
>finally give in and go over to her to home in the ghetto
>shes has a bush of biblical proportions but I put it in anyways cos horny
>fast forward a year; I love this chick
>she dumps me
20 yrs old
>chick from a lecture class invites me over to study for quiz
>quiz is 10 questions and easy as fuck
>"I can't come over. The game is on. The quiz is easy anyways"
>obliviousretard.jpeg
>finally gon over cos she promises football
>we fuck. Texans lose. Feels bad
>meet milf at work
>fat milf ass and cute face
>she gives me a bj in the library at work one night
>she swallows and we fuck at my place the following the 3 days
>she married some nerd and has since had a baby
Oh well. I guess I've had my fair share, or maybe I don't know any better.
First girl
> 6/10 absolute slut
> condom too tight/painful to get on
> pain kills penor
> finally get it in
> explode instantly
> she's cool with it, fuck a few more times
Second girl
> Tinder
> 22 y/o with a kid, still 6/10
> desperate, been awhile
> fuck 4 times one night
> find out next day she was 1 month pregnant with another guys kid
> Fuckouttathere.jpg
Third girl
> Tinder
> 5/10
> Kinky
> Toys
> Squirter
> Pussy was hella nice, did quite a few times in the dorms
Currently dating #9, had other 8 between 19-20. 9 is cool as fuck, definitely plan to keep it going.
>>35268847
>squirter
She pissed on you. Squirting is literally urinating, bruv.
>>35268857
I realize that, was always disgusted by it but shit son, as a college freshman still was getting some.
chubby asian chick
>be 12, her 15
>sneak out in middle of night and climb in her window
>room wallpapered with NKOTB (oldfag here)
>heavy making out, then naked, trying to stick it in
>404 vag - can't find it for shit
>she's so horny she goes just stick it anywhere i don't care
>anal for my first time ayy lmao
skinny rocker chick
>be 13, her 14
>know her cuz she dated my friend but wouldn't fuck him
>flirted back n forth, made out a couple times over 3 months
>she's moving away, comes over one night to pop her cherry
>go to stick it in, 403 access forbidden
>you got a condom right?
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
normie chick
>be 14, her 15
>riding bikes with friends, see her outside her house
>we all flirt with her, but she invites me to come back later
>i come back when it's dark, meet her mom, have dinner
>mom in shower preparing for her own date
>mfw daughter blows me and swallows while her mom is in shower
also with normie chick
>same ages, we're bf/gf now
>sneak in her window at night
>fuck her in every hole on her waterbed
>cuddling after, hear her mom coming downstairs
>nowhere to go, i roll off the far side of the bed and lay face down butt naked
>her mom comes in, says something i didn't hear, then leaves
>hey anonette that was close
>nah she saw you, you have to leave now
>mfw her mom was mirin my bare 14 yr old ass
>>35268682
tumblr girl
>met her at park after messaging her on tumblr
>she's anorexic but has D cup titties
>finger bang her on a park bench
>she suggs my dik :DDD
>buy myself mcdonalds, she's too poor so goes home
>never heard from her again and her tumblr was deactivated a month later
high test christian (fat)
>met her at a youth group event
>fucked her in the bathrooms
>said i could only bust on her face if i came to the next service to see her
>promised to come see her next sunday
>busted on her face
>never saw her again either, heard she's into fitness now though
asian feminist
>met her at a hookah bar outside a night club
>took her back to mine
>didn't want to fuck, suck or even get touched without getting to know me (wtf???)
>jacked off to her playing with her asshole
>came after 5 mins and then dropped her at a bus stop
>>35268682
>post your first 3 sexual encounters
>first
>3
>sexual
>encounters
what gives you the right?
>fuck latina girl I fought with for years
>we date for 2 years
>8/8 sex 0/8 interactions
>get into our gazillionth argument because latina and I'm supposed to call her later and all will be just fine no problems
>don't, ever
>tinder girl wants to see a movie
>get blown by trap in the back of my car within 30 minutes of meeting
>I wonder what the fuck I'm doing with my life to the background of as above so below
>won't stop texting me at 2am to fuck on school nights
>can't bring myself to reply
>awkwardly talk to physique model 10 years older than me
>accidentally say something rude to her and initiate Chad mode
>she thinks I'm awesome and we fuck nonstop(my dick hurt from so much) for 2ish months of "dating"
>I randomly stop texting her one day
>go to great lengths to avoid contact with this girl i work with for an entire year
I only miss the trap
I only miss the trap
1st, beta virginfag at 17
>Craigslist meet up with some awkward blonde virgin chick, lie about not being a virgin. Fuck her in my uni gym locker room. Honestly wasn't a bad first time. Her pussy was the warmest/nicest I've ever felt since. Was a regular for a few months, then she got a boyfriend
2nd at 19
>26 year old azn grill on fetlife, she was into weightlifting too
>was pretty good, fit chicks are so much hotter, but the vag game wasn't as good somehow.
3rd 20
>42 year old blonde at a party. Never again. Initially tight, but couldn't handle my girth and I felt her vag collapsing after a while. She was a smoker, and her pussy smelled like ash.
First girl
>be 15. Best friends 17th birthday
>"dude, 4some?"
>spaghetti everywhere, get obliterated
>go to his crib
>4some, cant get hard
>get hard, bust in 10 seconds
16 y/o
>Dating 7.5/10 high test qt from hs
>after 2 months she takes my v card
>boring vanilla sex with lights off
>proceeded to perform some of the most risque sexual acts I've ever done over the next 1.5 years
17/18 y/o
>Dating 5'0" 100lbs 8.5/10 qt
>after 2 months finally lets me stick it in
>boring vanilla sex with lights off
>proceed to masturbate with her vag for next 8 months
>shit was boring af, but she was tight so it could've been worse
22 y/o
>been seeing 5'0" 100lbs 8/10 qt from work
>2nd "date," drive to middle of nowhere and try to fuck in the backseat
>tells me to talk about killing people and shit, lose boner and go home
>continue to fuck her brains out daily for 2 months until she gets boring
9th Grade
>be 16 in highschool skelly mode
>be pretty good at music
>6/10 girl touchy in class
>oblivious as fuck until after class she keeps me to "practice"
>1st bj 1 minute explosion embarrassed
>continues for a couple weeks
Fast forward 3 years
>at party semi drunk
>walk into laundry room while looking for bathroom
>7/10 desu on the phone crying looks at me
>puts phone away and starts making out with me
>just let it happen without questions because horny af
>learned it was my friend's ex gf in the morning
Fast forward to current
>relationship mode
>wake up and eat breakfast with 8/10 gf everyday
>fuck whenever we want to and cuddles because I'm gay like that
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>35268682
how big is ur c0ck, m8
just for research purposes
>>35268682
>implying anyone here has had 3 sexual encounters
Losing my virginity is a cool story
Argentinian businesswoman
>overseas in Mediterranean country for a semester in a small country with big party/nightclub scene
>lady approaches me in a club one night and buys me a beer
>dance for a while and eventually pull her to go back to her four star hotel
>golden level of drunk meant I stayed hard and didnt cum for a long time
>had morning sex and breakfast in bed
>found out she was 35 and in the country on a business trip
A few weeks later, qt fat Irish girl with a boyfriend
>had previously approached her at the club and forgotten
>one night we both are drunk and dancing in some clubs
>live in the same residence so we both afterparty with some other people
>left and she throated my dick on the kitchen table in my flat where one of twelve other people could walk into the kitchen if they woke up
>made it up to her room and she fucked me like a crazed sex fatty
>left a couple hours later when the sun came up
A week or two after that, American qt dancer from South Carolina
>apparently had a reputation around our residence of international students
>girl starts talking to me at afterparty one night
>people are hanging out outside and she has a blanket, somehow was sharing the blanket with her within 10 minutes
>my roommate is with a girl and we cant sneak away from everyone else so we stay up until sunrise
>eventually share a bed in my friends room and cuddle and dry hump
>next day message her to come over and we fuck
Its been a good year in the sex department considering I was a virgin until 22
>>35268857
No it fucking isn't you virgin
I've only been with one girl
>summer before senior year, she's one year younger
>"I'd only want to fool around with someone after like, the seven month mark "
>don't care, I had zero confidence because fat, just like where we're at
>one month into relationship, sitting in back of my car in an elementary school parking lot making out, she wants to blow me
>don't want her to because self conscious
>thirty minutes of convincing before I give in, still didn't really want to
>wouldn't 69 because she didn't want me to see her asshole
>45 minute blowjob because I was so nervous I couldn't cum
>dick scraped up a bit because she had some weird remnants from dentistry she had done before she came to America
Still dating 4.5 years later, she's great
>>35268901
triggered
>>35268682
I have way more sexual experience than this ripped beast and Im a fattyfatty boombalatti.
Do you have autism or something OP?
First time getting head:
>fifteen, freshman year
>convince the biggest tits of the class to hang out with me after school
>we text about doing stuff
>meet her at the field with intention of doing things
>walk behind large metal crate, have her blow me before jerking to bust
>have to run out to meet my parents immediately after with huge erection, whole football team was taking a knee on the other side of the container while their coach gave them a lecture.
losing virginity:
>drunk as a skunk
>over at artsy girl's house
>has her crystal-addicted friend over, console the shit out of her while drinking
>tweaker leaves
>start feeling her up by the bedside
>ram the poon for a couple hours, bust on her stomach
second time:
>drunk after long night in the city
>talking with friend of a friend outside while we smoke our cigarette
>she's having boyfriend issues
>tell her she's got a lot going for her, things will get better
>ask if she wants to fuck
>bang on the sheet-less guest mattress before crashing
>>35269098
yes it is you uneducated mong
Busty scene bitch
>just turned 16
>be at her sweet 16 party
>someone sneaks in a bottle of vodka
>everyone gets "drunk"
>she corners me and starts making out with me
>go into storage room in basement
>fug
Same night, blonge chubby bitch
>just finished banging her friend
>she has the hots for me too
>no condoms
>let her blow me
>no stamina so cant get up
>plus she has braces, boner killer
>pretend to cum
>she wants to cuddle
>lolnope.jpg
a half hour later, some skinny emo bitch with daddy issues
>me and my bro tag team her in same room I got bj in
>cant get up but we Eiffel tower her
mfw this all happened in one night, all before 11 pm
>>35269197
>sexual experiences
>dick was flaccid literally the whole time
>>35269216
Your right, me getting my dick sucked even though it was soft totally doesn't count.
Sorry I was fucking 16 with no testosterone.
>>35269197
>pretend to cum
are u a girl or something? how can a guy pretend to cum and the girl not notice?
First Girl
>6/10, apparently found me attractive
>She asks for my number, we talk for about a week, I kinda start to like her.
>Go out to party on halloween and get drunk
>come back to her room and fuck
>3 days later she goes back to her ex
>feels bad man
Second girl
>Really good friends with her roommate
>The 3 of us get really drunk and play truth or dare
>My friend dares her to show us her tits
>She does it
>Next time she dares her to kiss me
>We kiss but it doesn't last long.
>My friend passes out, me and her roomate make out for about a half hour
>Fast forward one week, we're drinking in their room again
>Friends roommate clearly wants the D. Literally kicks friend out of room and locks her out in the hallway
>We get naked and try to fuck on the bed but I can't get a boner because I'm too drunk
>Still friends with them, they give me shit about it
Third girl
>First time with current girlfriend
>Having sex without condom for first time.
>Haven't had sex in 11 months at this point, haven't came in 3 days either.
>Get inside her, feelssofuckinggoodman.png
>Finish in literally 4 seconds
>We laugh about it for 20 minutes.
>Still with her, can now last longer than 4 seconds.
>>35269166
>being this insecure over a post
kill yourself
>>35269231
how do you even eiffel tower someone with a flaccid dick
>>35269197
>his only sexual experiences are from childhood, involve bingedrinking, and he's impotent in the majority of them. He now refers to women who are attracted to him as bitches and is quick to bring up their flaws.
>>35269238
I pretended to cum so my dick would stop suffering from the world's most awful blowjob. I doubt this bitch knew what cum tasted like, unlike you, faggot.
>>35269246
>put dick in mouth
>friend puts dick in pussy
its not rocket science buddy.
>>35269247
Do I need to continue posting my sexual encounters? OP said first three, not my fault they all happened in the same night when I was a teenager.
>>35269257
>cant even get an erection when a females mouth is literally around his penis
I have some news son
>>35269247
>He now refers to women who are attracted to him as bitches and is quick to bring up their flaws.
*tips fedora* good job defending those girls anon
>>35269245
What dude? I've heard people talk about "autism" on 4chan for years and how they couldn't get women, I'm asking OP to see if its real. I would think looking like that would make dating EZ PZ.
>insecure
you're the one who totally misinterpreted my post thinking I was being mean and told me to commit suicide m8.
>>35268682
>tfw 25 year old gay virgin
i need to get out of this town, i have a job interview coming up, please send me your luck fellas
First was at 19yrs.
>She was fat and had tons of family issues.
Second was...22.
>She was fat, poor and had tons of family issues.
Last was...28? I think.
>She was fat and had tons of family issues.
Just over 4 years dry now.
>>35269269
Lol his attitudes towards women is working so well right?
Faggot can't even get hard when his dick is in a girls mouth.
>>35269308
>gets with three girls in one night
>faggot
hmm
>>35269257
Kek
>>35269285
Don't worry anon, I'm sure you'll be getting laid soon
> be 9 with my cousin (girl)
> randomly decide to kiss her
>instaboner
>She screams for my grandma "annon kissed me"
>grandma "he's suppose to"
>and thats how pedos are born
>>35269316
>edgelord teenager prods drunk girls with his soggy shrimp then cleans up with his tongue after his friends cum
>straight
Literal top cuck
>>35269257
Stop trying to make up for your flaccid dick by going hard here. .kid
>>35269376
#2
>xmas be at family's best friends house
>daughter 5 years younger than me keeps giving me eyes
>bring her up stairs alone, after flirting
>fucked her mouth good, but she panicked >didnt swallow, came all over my own shirt buckets
>"Annon why are you wearing your jacket all day?"
#3
>brother's lake party
>walk in, instant eye contact with fatty
>cant resist, she asks me to come hang at her house later
>fingerbanging, drunk, no rubber, blew massive wad up inside
>thank god for IUD. and no STDs
>she was brother's roommates sister
>>35269393
Wat, is cuck not wordfiltered anymore
Testing
Smh desu senpai
If I did it completely flaccid, appalled and couldnt bust... Does that count? Pls tell me it doesnt count, so far it's the most regretful experience of my life
>>35269278
Good luck brah! We're all gonna make it.
>>35269285
Kek u know your type
>>35269414
cuck
>>35269278
>tfw 24 gay virgin in a big fucking city
where're interviewing at?
Junior Year High School
>family is out of the house for the weekend
>gf and I are virgins
>try sex, hurts her too much
>get a hand job
>try again later with tons of lube
>no longer a virgin
summer after freshman year of college
>go out to bars
>get trashed
>friend of friend wants the D
>go back to her place
>put it in her butt
>never see her again
first semester of sophomore year
>going out with friend who is grill
>she invites her friend who is in a LDR
>at party, this girl kisses me
>put my number in her phone and texts me her address
>go over after party, have sex
>she breaks up with bf next day
>>35268682
finnish whore
>be 23
>drunk out of my mind and high on speed
>speed is the only reason im functional
>go to a pub
>talk to some people
>see a woman being lonely
>talk to her and escalate very quickly
>lives next to the pub
>go fuck her, says im very talented(lel, virgin at the time)
>blow my load inside her twice
>in the morning asks me if we could do this again
>say maybe
>get chlam from her
>lose v-card and get chlam on the same night
8/10 19 y/o w/ great tits and ass
>be 5 days later since previous encounter
>drunk and high on speed(again)
>go to the same pub
>see a girl left alone
>go talk to her, escalate quickly
>she responds positively
>her friend arrives who also has a fuck for the night
>turns out to be an acquintance of mine
>go to a different pub and a heavy petting session ensues, buy 4 shots of vodka(for the other couple aswell)
>call a taxi and buy condoms, then ride to their place
>get there, they want to blaze it
>say I don't want to be high
>go snort a line of speed in the toilet while they smoke weed
>time for secks, can't get up due to speed
>lots of handyman work, get blown by her, nothing works
>eventually work up a semi
>put on a condom -> flaccid
>fuck it, treat her a like a dirty whore(fingerfucking, choking, hairpulling)
>she starts crying, blames her father
>Daddies little princess confirmed, validateMe/10
>most awkward encounter
>eventually get hard, put on a condom: flaccid again
>fuck it, tell her imma rawdog her, she says not to blow a load in her
>sure, blow a load on her stomach eventually
>cuddle
Gave her chlam(probably), haven't let her know as of yet
2 weeks later
20 y/o 7-8/10
>go to the same pub in previous stories with my friend
>hhe sits down at a table with three women, one of whom is an acquitance of his
>talk to a girl there, show her my business card and talk about my business, escalate touching
>ask her to dance, she agrees
>dance a bit, have some more beers
>says she is going to leave now
Cont
>>35269278
>>35269376
>solid
>>35269522
Cont.
>ask her number, receive it
>go for a kiss, she reciprocates
>the next day, Halloween 2015
>ask her to come to a party, tell her life is for living, she relucantly agrees
>be at the party, start drinking, getting slowly physical
>leave the party to see whats up in the city
>fullmode heavy petting in the city, nearly have sex in a public toilet in a bar
>go to a club eventually
>ask her if I could come to her place
>"Nah"
>Eventually get to my place
>Problems achieveing a full erection
>Fuck her a few times, run out of condoms
>she wants to rawdog, too drunk to say no, also horny
>wake up the next day and look at her, think it was my best friends sister
>WTF.jpg
>Zoom out my vision, see its not friends sister
>ThankTheLord.jpg
She is my gf atm, thinks im some kind of a massive player, she asked about my previous partners, just laugh at her face. She is like "You don't even know, right?" I laugh and shrug
Gave her chlam, due to me not knowing I had it
>>35269141
I would also date a girl if she give me 45 minutes bj
>be 17
>about to smash
>go to bathroom to put on condom
>don't copy that floppy
>have yet to get laid, 5 months later
ate her pussy a bunch though
>>35269479
IT company in Melbourne, i live in a little coastal town about 4 hrs away. I had debilitating social anxiety until a few years ago, now i don't need the medication that made me totally numb and don't have the panic attacks anymore.
>>35269566
>hating on gay people
tips fedora
Chads be like:
>I haven't had a girlfriend in almost 3 months man! i'm going crazy!
>I haven't gotten laid in WEEKS man!
>I have a body weight bench, and squat almost a whole plate on each side!
>meet blonde chick in tinder
>coffee
>back to my place
>get drunk
>give her the old lickaroo and fuck her without a condom
>bang again in the morning, never see her again
>really cute redhead, weird artistic hippie type
>again from tinder, have a date at a bar
>after a few drinks head to her place
>start watching a movie
>after 20 minutes start making out, leads to amazing sex
>9/10 blonde law student
>supposed to meet for coffee, forgot something home
>take her home with me to pick that thing up, end up drinking coffee at my place and making out
>she says she has to go walk her dog, asks me to go with her back to her place
>walk the dog, talk, make out, finger her, she says she doesn't want to go further
>keep fingering her, she breaks and grabs a condom from her drawer, fuck her
>>35268930
fagoot
>
>
>
tfw
>>35269605
>>don't copy that floppy
what
>>35268682
left
left
right
>>35269661
Virgin detected
Means dick went flaccid when a condom was put on
>>35269040
Thanks for giving me hope Anon I'm worried about being a virgin for life as I turned 19 last week
>be gay
>try gay dating
>find a profile i like
>interests:swimming, running, crossdressing, rock climbing
>crossdressing
NOPE
>>35269670
>not knowing that weird manchild phrase makes you a virgin.
Is this real life?
>>35269705
>be gay
>try gay dating
>find a profile i like
>interests: movies, the beach, fur suits, dancing at clubs
>second pic on profile is him with fursuit people
>>35269670
Stop going hard on 4chan to make up for your limp dick....champ
>>35268682
I should start by noting that I'm uncut and I wasn't able to retract my foreskin painlessly until I was in my early 20s.
Let's begin
Chubster
>be 17 and nearly blackout drunk on a cruise
>chubby blonde wont stop following me around club
>get on dance floor and I'm fingering her publicly
>take her back to room
>she rips my foreskin back and sucks a lifetime of dickcheese off my cock
>I had no idea what she is enduring, turn her over and fuck her doggy style, pretty sure I busted instantly but I was so drunk I had no idea if I was hard or not.
I kicked her out when my cousins showed up and sat in the shower shaking and dry heaving from what I believe was alcohol poisoning. This was also the first time I had seen the whole head of my penis so I was pretty stoked.
Family friend
>be 21
>family friend and I always gave each other massages and talked
>regularly flicked her clit though she never let me fingerblast her because family might walk in
>come home from college one summer
>get drunk as fuck
>finger blast her in my brother's bedroom
>leave to hotel, hours of fucking, I'm too drunk and never cum
At this point I can retract the foreskin but the head is waaaay to sensitive for it to be pleasurable
Finally, my first latina.
>be 24
>drunk as shit on st. pattys day
>latina gf invites me over to her place almost an hour away
>drive drunk as fuck down the highway for an hour
>the best pussy I've ever had attached to the craziest, pathologically lying, most insecure, daddy issue having female I've ever had sex with.
>fuck her almost every other night for 6 months before dumping her for being a piece of shit person
The latina used to be a stripper and she was all kinds of nasty. To be honest, she taught me how to fuck like an animal so I have to appreciate her for that - despite her ruining my fucking life and setting me back in so many ways.
>>35269257
so what did you do? Piss in her mouth?
Ofcourse she will think its cum, cum is literally the same as piss right?
>>35269244
gz on lasting 4.5 seconds
>>35269725
that guy wasn't me friend, I'm limpdick virgin
>>35268682
stats? how long lifting?
Like full on sex or just any sexual shit?
Well I've only had two different girls I've done anything with, the second girl has been my gf for 5 years now
Chunky chick/high test
>start dating on facebook
>meet up at mall
>make out all day in secret hiding spots
>i finger her and she rubs my dick
>i never cum
>break up before we can do anything else
Current gf
>friend of previous girl
>we start going out and also make out all day (after a while of dating, we wanted it to be serious, get to know each other first)
>Halloween time rolls around
>we're alone
>we start making out and she whips my dick out (First time she has seen it)
>i ask her to suck it but refuses
>i go to move her because she was hurting me and she immediately gets on her knees and starts sucking me off
>it fucking hurt since it was her first time
>make her stop and go to eat her but had to stop because of knock on the door
Since then we have done pretty much everything there is to do, still having fun though.
Was a bit long but I doubt anyone will even read this.
>>35269098
literally piss. you're the virgin
>>35268682
I'll just post my last one
I met James Franco in my dreams and I hit that
We're in love now
>>35270077
forgot this
>>35269725
rekt
>this thread
When will it be mine turn?
>3rd grade
>upperclassmen unzips me and touches my dick on the fieldtrip bus
>7th grade
>grabbed random girls ass on a fieldtrip and got in trouble
>now, in college
>on a camping fieldtrip i learned that i like jerking off to feet
Let this be a warning.
>Be thin and fast.
>do sports: X-Country, Track, Speed Skating, Soccer
>Never gym, just run
>23
>little body fat, fit, not built
>can't attract womyn because not built
>hugless, kissless, virgin
6 lines or less you fuckers. Any more you might as well write in your journal.
>>35270133
protip
hugs dont mean shit, its basically the girl version of handshakes
only been with two girls, and that was this year
first:
>date girl for a month or so, basically my first girlfriend, she's a virgin and obv i am too
>stay the night at mutual friend's house where he and his gf were also sleeping at
>make out on guest room's bed in underwear, didn't think anything would come out of this besides maybe oral or smth
>i whisper, "i wanna fuck you so bad"
>she tells me to go get some water, when i come back, we start making out again and she gets on top of me
>the sly dog took her panties off when i went to go get water, then we basically fucked for a really long time, i lasted like nearly an hour or two, no idea why, prolly desensitization
second:
>summer
>hit a girl up at like 2 AM to meet up and make out
>we make out in a parking lot by my house for almost like two or three hours, do some over-the-pants type stuff
>go to her house at like 6 AM cause her mom and bro left
>fool around on the bed in underwear etc, tried to suck me off but attributed my floppy to being extremely tired, having made out for a while
>we take a nap, wake up and get head and actually bust this time
>leave immediately after and pretty much cut off contact
>gets crazy on me week or two later
>gg no re
>first:
>second:
>third:
that feel
I'm 20 and never had sex.
>>35270239
how often do you go out? even if you're a 4/10 it's impossible if you go to a lot of parties
>>35270239
Hit on multiple women
Lower your standards
Bang out like 6
And then up your standard once you get a feel for the seduction dance
>>35270259
I never go out. I'm probably a 7/10 (face and physique) but I literally never go out to do anything.
>>35270285
Yea I'm too shy to do that, I got no problems talking to people regardless of their genre but when it comes to actually making it a relationship or just going out with a girl I just can't, it's like my mind blocks it or something. Maybe I'm just afraid.
Also never kissed anyone, if it matters.
>tfw 24 in 1 month
>lifting for about 2 and a half years or so
>still havent fucked a single girl
Got close last month though, had some girl add me on Insta/Facebook a while back and she recently broke up with her boyfriend and started messaging me. Literally told her I was a virgin and she said that's even more appealing to her, somehow my mates name came up and apparently she had been with him and if that would bother me (assume she meant banged)
Told her it might be weird and went no contact, messaged her a few days later to say it's not that big a deal (just in case I ever see her out somewhere so it won't be weird as fuck) but she seemed pissed with me for not continuing to talk to her
I don't really care about being a virgin or the stigma that comes with it anymore really, it will happen eventually. I'd rather lose it with a girl I'm comfortable with
inb4 the whole of /fit/ calls me a homo faggot
my first sexual encounter is kinda fucked
>be 13
>on family vacation with parents, aunt and her daughter (same age)
>somehow they thought it would be a good idea to put us in the same room together
>shit happens
>feel bad about it for the next 5 years
s m h
Czech Escort
>be 19, decide to loose virginity on trip to London
>navigate half-way across the city to find the apartment brothel
>she was 7/10 in her mid-to-late 20s
>we start kissing, get to sex, I cum in 30 seconds
>spend the next 45 minutes in really awkward conversation, I just want to leave
>I'm squinting around the room looking for my glasses, she is teasing me asking if I've "Just lost something", she is obviously referring to my virginity
Probably Romanian Prostitute
>Be 20 in Switzerland, find a street crawling with hookers
>Come back another time with money in my pocket
>Go up to a girl standing in the shadows
>80 CHF for suck and fuck
>she brings me in the brothel, condom on
>I can't get my dick inside her, she says I'm "Too big", gives me a hand-job, I leave depressed
Probably Romanian Prostitute
>Be 22 in France, find a street with hookers near the train station
>Come back on my bike at night
>Pick the best-looking one from the big group who are clustered together
>She brings me to a dark spot in the carpark
>Puts two condoms on me
>can't feel shit, I'm pounding away, she begs me to finish, I oblige, I leave depressed
>>35269746
Give us some stories about the depraved sexual things the latina would do and the rough sex you had.
>>35268897
>Anorexic
>D cup
Choose one anon, your stories aren't even entertaining lies
>>35270389
>I hope it won't be weird
>yeah it might be weird
>tell her it's fine tho if u see each other in public
>hates you because she banged someone you don't want sloppy seconds with
>blames u for thinking it's weird
Kek crazy womyns
>>35270170
>she's a virgin
>the sly dog took her panties off when i went to go get water, then we basically fucked for a really long time
surprise surprise she wasnt a virgin.
my 1st girlfriend was a virgin and it took ages to insert my penis and the bedsheets were covered in blood.
My 2nd girlfriend was also a virgin and she bled as well even though we used tons of lube.
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