You guys lied to me
You told me kratom would give me strength and make me happy
I took 8 grams last night and all I got was a stomach ache
What a huge waste of money and time
>>35264457
retard
>>35264477
At least I'll live longer
>>35264491
TURBOMANLET
TURBOMANLET
QUIT BEING SUCH A JELLY FAGGOT
>>35264540
Enjoy dying quicker.
Literally realize that women being "attracted" to tall men in the last few years due to fast spread of information through the internet is because tall men are usually more successful wage slaves and they die quicker. Shallow women only want to snag a tall guy so he can support her and die quick.
While us real men are becoming ceos, pro athletes, champions of the world not giving a bitch a time.
>not recommended for human consumption
That's a shit brand mate. I take kratom for chronic pain and it helps immensely with the urges I've had from being a long time opiate addict, to be quite honest family unless you have those problems I don't think you should ever take it.
>>35264457
something aint right. Take two heaping tea spoons and you should def. feel a little more up and a little opiate high.
un;ess u got shit grade kratom
>>35264457
last time i left some kid decided to start squatting with "body weight" and ended up in the hospital.
Now i come back to some new shit.
At least you guys are original
>>35264721
really lol
>>35264703
>>35264677
>>35264586
>>35264540
>>35264491
>>35264477
what is this?
inform me pl0x
>>35264677
I read most vendors will label it like that to bypass legality these days same as how salvia was sold as incense.
>>35264703
I mixed 8 grams with some Gatorade and drank it and played videogames.. Didn't feel much of anything of "euphoria"
I'm thinking of doing 5 gram + 300mg dxm tonight
My dxm tolerance is 850mg to trip but I'm new to kratom
>>35264764
>>35264735
>tfw some anon passes right by your question
what is this?
will it help my gains?
>>35264775
Googling it would give you a way better quick summary of it than any 4chan reply
>>35264764
>mixing cough medicine and kratom cuz desperate to get high
Fucking don't do it. I don't want this stuff to be illegal because assholes like you think its for getting high and end up having medical issues.
Buy some fucking weed if you want to get high.
If you want an actual legal high use kava kava. Kava tea is FDA approved and will get you fucking ripped.
>>35264775
No not at all, its for chronic pain and reducing opiate withdrawals.
>>35264847
Too late faggot
>implying kratom isn't already on the verge of being banned in every state in the u.s.
>implying I'm the first to mix dxm and kratom
Literally posts from 2002 of people mixing it on anon drug forums and erowid
>>35264896
It's not tho, people have petitioned to keep it legal in states where it was going to be banned and won and the DEA doesn't consider it an issue.
Why are you even taking it anyways? It doesn't really give people an enjoyable buzz and you're trying force out some kind of intoxication by mixing it with a fuck ton of cough medicine.
Why the fuck don't you buy real drugs? Weed is far cheaper than kratom, alcohol is far cheaper than kratom, real opiates are comparatively priced and will actually give you the buzz you're looking for.
Are you like 15 or some shit?
>>35264998
What's kava kava?
I don't have insurance and a liberal doctor to buy weed with
>>35264457
>taking somthing once
>expecting immediate results
>>35264457
Nigga google this shit and read the first link. It tells you to use it in small doses the first time. You're going to get yourself killed.
>>35265320
That's exactly how drugs work retard
First doses have the strongest effects
>>35265012
>what's Google?
>needing a doctor to get weed
Are you fucking retarded? Youve got to be underage or some autistic neckbeard who can't leave the house.
If you're underage don't use drugs, you're still developing and they can fuck you up.
If you're a neckbeard learn how to use the internet and develop the social skills necessary to buy drugs. Seriously it's not hard
