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Apparently there are 2000 calories in this 500ml bottle. How the fuck is that even possible?
>>35262717
you know how their are carbs/fat/protein? well ther is also alcohol... units. and they have a lot of calories in them. that shit probably has a bunch of sugar too.
>>35262717
Apparently there are 9000kcals in a one liter bottle of olive oil.
Does anyone think 1000 calories would be more realistic for this bottle? It's only 15% alcohol
>>35262836
Yeah so apparently this shit has almost half as many calories as olive oil....
>>35262717
>How the fuck is that even possible?
it isn't
>>35262903
Why are you trying to bargain?
>>35262937
Elaborate?
>>35262951
Basically trying to find out how many calories are likely to be in this. There is no reliable nutritional info anywhere, and the two main figures that crop up online are either 200 or 400 calories per 100ml.
>>35262717
in theory something the size of this bottle could be heavier than earth
why are you suprised about this you fucking faggot?
>>35262968
>in theory something the size of this bottle could be heavier than earth
literally what
>>35263032
An object with the same dimensions as that bottle could, in theory, be so dense that it ways more than the planet earth.
Such an object would still, however, only be half as dense as you.
>>35263065
oh shit
>>35263065
>>35262968
That's irrelevant you fuck. Stop trying to sound smart, it's not working
>>35263065
kek
>>35262717
I'm glad I don't drink often because I love apple sours shit or sambuca.
>>35262964
Shit like Monster energy drinks are like 220 calories per 500ml, I fail to see how some other sugary drink would have ten times that amount.
Unless they used olive oil instead of water or something
Time for BOSAD.
>>35263065
Rekt
>>35262717
Pure ethanol is about 5.5 cal per ml.
Since that's 15% alcohol, 414 of the calories in that drink are from the ethanol.
Looking at some random website for the macro breakdown, it has about .27g/ml of sugar, which is 135g total, at 4cal/g placing sugar calories at 540.
Assuming there's no other macros in the beverage, the total bottle would be about 940 calories.
>>35263065
>>35263089
>>35263100
>>35263220
neutron star shit is 5.5x10^12 kg per 5ml. Multiply that by 100 and you're still faaaaaaar short of the weight of the earth (5.972 × 10^24 kg) you fucking stupid degenerate fucks.
>>35262717
>2000 calories
only 2kcal. you are save friend
>>35263321
You mad that you got rekt?
>>35263406
I didn't get rekt, children just can't into math or basic googling.
>>35263343
2000 small calories is 2 kcal
2000 large Calories is 2000 kcal
you are still fuck friend
>>35263425
stupidest thing ever, but I play: op used "small calories"
>>35263321
>in theory
fag, read b4 you post
>>35263065
damn
>>35263470
Show me a theoretical matter that has a density such as that 500ml of it would have mass greater than the earth.
Even pure quarks wouldn't have such density.
>>35263518
my swag
>>35263518
webm related
>>35263518
Are you retarded or just unable to understand what "in theory" means?
It's possible something in the universe (not on the earth) can be size of this bottle and heavier than the earth but we haven't found it yet.
>>35263518
it's not discovered/theorised about yet
flaming faggot btfo
and gtfo
>>35263640
So you can't prove jack or give any evidence for your claim?
lmao. get out of my fucking sight kid.
>>35263065
Lol good one
>>35263640
That is a hypothesis.
Spastic
>32 / 5 / 20 / 1
hmm, I would why this could be.
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>>35263518
Your mom would have such density
>get destroyed
>"uh-oh, time to samefag!"
get out of my fucking thread, nigger
>>35263668
"in theory" and "theory" are not the same my dear autistic friend
>ITT: underageb& faggots that don't know what the word SCHNAPPS means
You fucking idiots, its all sugar... has nothign to do with "alcohol units" jesus christ
>>35263785
Schnapps is a strong alcoholic drink
>>35263065
>ways
There's no weigh you're as smart as you're trying to sound.
>>35263785
>American schnapps are alcoholic beverages that are produced by mixing neutral grain spirit with fruit or other flavors. This mixture is then bottled with added sugar and (usually) glycerine, producing a smooth, syrup-like drink with an alcohol content of between 15% and 50% ABV (30–100 proof).[6]
>with an alcohol content of between 15% and 50% ABV (30–100 proof)
>with an alcohol content of between 15% and 50% ABV (30–100 proof)
>with an alcohol content of between 15% and 50% ABV (30–100 proof)
>>35263673
>>35263719
>uses pepe(No.).png
>trollololol
All alcoholic drinks are made from sugars, so they will inevitably contain some calories. Even 95% Everclear is about 200 cal per serving (but it'll get ya fucked up quick at least).
Most pisswater beers with no flavor (think Natty Ice) have less calories in part because they are made with less malts and thus fewer carbs.
>>35263518
Quark matter.
So ethanol has 7kcal/g, not 5 as the other anon suggested.
That means for 500 mL there are 660 kcal just in alcohol. It is most likely filled with sugar too. For it to have 2000 kcal per bottle it would need to have 350 g sugar (assuming protein and fat caloric contribution is negligible).
>>35263065
I have wasted 3 years of my life in /b/, 2 in /vp/ and 2 here. I have laughed about 5 times as much as now. You deserve a get, septs or above.
No image posted because none will do you justice.
>>35266054
I suggested 5.5kcal/mL because the density of ethanol is 0.789g/mL
7kcal/g * 0.789g/mL = 5.523 kcal/mL
I'm still an advocate for nutrition facts on alcohol bottles. They're on everything food and drink related, but not alcohol? Stupid system, alcohol has calories and macronutrients (if they're added, sugar in this case) as well
>>35266909
Oh sorry I am used to seeing it by gram. Didnt notice that sorry.
