This is a public service announcement to all /fit/izens
DO NOT FORGET TO CLEAN YOUR BELLY BUTTON
THERE ARE HORRORS IN THERE YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
That is all.
>>35260734
Why are you fat?
When I fiddle with my belly button it tickles like my balls/cock and it has ever since I can remember. There's some type of condition it's callled I randomly ran into reading about a year ago, wonder if I should go to the doctor or if there's any health effects
>>35260808
Not fat just bulking
>>35260831
You have a birth defect which makes you autistic.
sometimes i take my cum and swish it around in my belly button for a while. it starts to smell like a swimming pool after like ten minutes and i always imagine the little sperm doing cannonballs in the water and having a nice time
Belly thread?
Please?
>>35260734
lurking, this thread has potential
>>35260734
I clean it multiple times a day because when I was a child this one time a little bug fell on my stomach and tried to crawl into my bellybutton and it hurt like hell (or maybe it was the panic, I don't think small bugs would have the strength to actually hurt like hell).
The feeling of dread was immensurable and I still remember it multiple times a day. Whenever I remember it, I clean my bellybutton.
>>35260831
I have the same thing! I thought everyone had that.
>>35261242
No they don't haha I remmeber bringing it up to some friends in middle school and they were howling laughing, seems not much is known about it
>>35260831
>>35261242
>>35261624
... I thought everyone had that too...
>>35260734
is this a fat person problem or something? how can your belly button get dirty?
>>35260734
>Tfw used to be superior innie, but after a surgery I became an outie
>>35261729
Gross
>>35260937
underrated post
>>35261655