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The sun has fallen out of orbit.
You are one of the chosen to hide in pic related
What gym related item do you take with you. You can only take one item of choice
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Pull-Up Bar.
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A tenga chicken to lay infinite tenga eggs
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>>35260694
barbell, obviously. What a dumb question
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>>35260731
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PUT ON THE BAR??????
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A treadmill of course.
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>the sun
>orbit
You what nigga?
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>>35260694
Fleshlight
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Your mom.
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a mirror
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>>35260694

>the sun has fallen out of orbit
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>>35260694
>the sun has fallen out of orbit
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>>35260744
Nigga you can just run around in circles
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>>35260694
The sun wouldn't fall out of orbit, the earth would you fucking idiot. We would just go wherever the sun goes because of gravity.

Squat butt plug.
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>>35260777
>>35260783
10/10 Top kek
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Resistance pool
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>>35260694
>You can only take one item of choice
Cardio bunny
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>tfw literally leaving humanity behind
>tfw only a finite amount of scoops
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>>35260739
someone post that 188l bench thing
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>>35260694

>The sun has fallen out of orbit.

>>35260739

>WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PUT ON THE BAR??????
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one of those
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>>35260694
>the sun has fallen out of orbit
I'd bring a heavy kettle bell
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I'd bring one 10 ton scoop
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>>35260739
any two things that weigh the same such as water bottles, etc.
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land on the sun at night when is off and fix its orbit
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>wasting calories in a post apocalyptic setting
best way to die fast
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>>35260819
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Someone with a PhD in astronomy to explain to me how the sun fell out of orbit.
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>>35260864
What will you do after 2 weeks? Shrivel up and die like a faggot?
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Steroids
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>>35260851
After 3 years you became a back
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>>35260886
This
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>>35260939
it became a white dwarf and lost its mass, earth survived and is now entering a new ice age
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>>35260921
1 L = 1 kg = 2.2 lbs

188 L is a Better Bench than most of /fit/
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>>35260833
Great, now i have to take care of something
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>>35260974
>doesn't know that there is an phase between main sequence star and white dwarf

Hows that PhD working out for you?
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>>35261023
why do you think i said earth survived?
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>>35260989

50L is better bench than most of /fit/

>>35261018

Let me know how it goes for you.
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>>35260694
>The sun has fallen out of orbit.
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>the sun has fallen out of orbit
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>>35260694
I didn't know the sun orbits the earth
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155lb one of these

Can OHP, Bench, Squat, Deadlift, Rows, Curls

Pretty much anything
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>>35260989
>414.5lbs
>plus the weight of the bar
>being this swole with a setup like that
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>>35260694
>the sun has fallen out of orbit
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>>35260753
>>35260777
>>35260783
>>35260792
>>35260833
>>35260939
>>35261270
>>35261296
>>35262012

Can't believe how many people haven't seen this before.
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>>35262209
No way in hell do those bottles contain 188 liters you dumb fuck.
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>>35260709
literally the first thing that popped into my head, and it's the first reply
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>>35260694

berbell so i cn do curls errday lonk
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>>35260970
>not using your newly gained back strength to pull the sun back to orbit and drown in pussy for saving the mankind from extinction
>>35262301
early influx of NYR-fags?
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>>35261023
tfw I'm not going to school to become a star doctor
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>>35260694
>The sun has fallen out of orbit.
wat

Well probably a kettle bell because putting on mass will no longer be feasible. Or I could skip any gym shit, take useful items for survival, and just do bodyweight stuff for rest of my life.
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>>35260694
>sun
>orbit
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>all those faggots thinking sun has no orbit.
/sci/ pity you meatheads
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>>35263111
honestly lions are pretty bad ass
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>>35263111
Long or short scale trillions?
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>>35260694

"Sun goes out of orbit"
If that's as in "no more sun for earth," hiding in a bunker is pointless, the earth's temperature would stoop so low life would cease to exist.

but,
>Oly Dumbells and large amounts of weights to go with the dumbells
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>>35260694
squat rack iam a squat whore
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>>35260694
Motherfucker the sun is gone. What good will getting a bunker do? I'd just freeze to death in the dark.
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>>35260901
Good job not participating in the hypothetical. We're all so proud of you.
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>>35260694
>>>35264410
AB wheel is the only logical response
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>I posted it again!
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a big sandbag between 100 - 200 lbs
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This thread is worse than Han Solo being killed by his son Kylo Ren.
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>>35260709
>>35262428
This
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>the sun does orbit
>it orbits around the solar systems centre of mass
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>>35266690
Is that before or after he has to decide whether to kill his son or nuke Boston?
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You fucked it up OP, you're supposed to ask what exercise do you bring.

Also
>retards not knowing that the sun both orbits the center of mass of the solar system AND the center of the galaxy
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>>35260694
ab roller
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>>35260921
Those are 20 gallons though....
3.8x20=76 that's 121lbs considering the bar let's throw in a solid 5lbs from the bottles alone so that adds up to 126lbs bench
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A shake weight and muscle milk.
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