Tis' that time lads
Bump. Gonna post this in parts because iPad a shit.
>>35255054
Part dos.
>>35255069
And 3. Gonna finish my suffering through the Giants game.
>>35254505
sweet zyzz that was amazing
>>35255054
>I have 2 bellies
>I've had them since I was about 8-9
>>35254505
Listened to Adele's new song Hello for the first time. Loud us fuck on my headphones.
I started crying,
She doesn't care that you think she's fat. She's fucking incredible.
>>35255069
>getting teased is thin privelage
Lmao great read
>>35255171
>She doesn't care that you think she's fat.
then why has she been dieting/exercising, she has lost decent amount of weight in past couple years
>>35255328
Could also be because she doesn't want to die
I hate these threads.
>>35255413
I love these threads
They keep me eating decent
>>35255413
Eat shit fatty, these threads keep us on our cuts
>>35255413
These threads motivate me to stay fit
>>35255413
They're Reddit incarnate and neo-/fit/ loves it
>>35255482
Typical stupid DYEL nigger who's probably still sub 2 plate bench.
I hate these threads because it's literally the same shit every time: tumblr tier fatties who are beyond deluded. It's just tiring to see it constantly and the negativity is bad for mental health.
By the way you look like shit and are weak as fuck, you disgusting lanky manlet.
>>35255054
How can one person be so deluded? And of course this poor 16 year-old whale is now getting lots of "advice" from miserable, failed old women who have nothing better to do than collect government cash while feeling victimized.
Fuck the PE teacher is trying to FUCKING HELP HER and she's mad at him for it, what the fuck!? If I had a PE teacher who wasn't just faking it and was actually knowledgeable like that my life would have been so much better.
God damn it, now I'm both sad AND angry.
>>35255529
This unfortunately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZQPt_DIm5E
Holy shit help me.
>>35255815
Ariana Grande sounds like a font name
> Oh yeah, and when you're making the header make sure it's set to 14pt Ariana Grande!
>>35255822
I don't want to know
>>35255069
>PE teacher makes up special assignments for me
>implying bad
Fucking fattards.
>>35255529
The old threads were better. The lack of OC is what kills them.
>>35254505
I usually don't bother with these, but holy fuck that was great
>>35255534
>By the way you look like shit and are weak as fuck, you disgusting lanky manlet.
ty 4 the motivation breh
>>35255944
Different person here but I totally have to agree that these threads are ridiculously annoying. They're the equivalent to playing the same song on repeat 24 hours a day. They're here literally every second of the day and if one finally hits the limit you faggots just start a new one with the exact same pictures.
Do you really need a fat hate thread to keep on a "cut"? (for future reference, please don't use the term cut unless you also lift). The point of these threads is not even about hating the fat people themselves, but hating the way they thrust their lifestyle on others and expect people to treat it as equally as healthy people.
>>35255328
Exercising is great for singing.
>>35256017
>>35255895
>every fucking fat hate thread
>hur de hur, fat hate threads are cancer and unoriginal
>Ill post the same shit that always gets posted to make it better
>>35256025
No shit? I mean, she belts and all but is singing actually an exercise?
>>35255054
Oh my god, if you only have one uniform WASH it during the week. Yeah you fat slob, of course you smell by thursday. Ugh.
>>35256097
It is when you are signing classical music, it's very intense. What Adele does is kinda shit though. Belting is the lowest form of singing, almost anyone can do it.
>>35255069
Upset that she ISN'T being bullied.
Thin privilege is not being a fucking retard.
>>35256183
Actually this is more about women than about HAES.
Women really do prefer having negative attention to no attention at all. It's almost as if they need attention to survive.
And, of course, if she can't get attention, it's never her fault.
Another day at TiTP
>Discussion on how fat homebirths are impossible
>Get called on their bullshit out by another fatty and an actual midwife
>Proceed to attack midwife for having the AUDACITY to speak her professional opinion
Par for the course.
>>35256225
Oh fuck off /r9k/.
>>35255077
Her inspirational story can now be easily shared
>>35255413
It's the only thread that gives /fit/ that 4chan spice we all know and hate and love
>>35255557
What happened to fat people stories? One thread would last a week but now it's a new fat hate thread hourly.
>>35254505
All I could think of was Sylvewster Stallone saying those lines. Demolition man always wins
>>35256333
Thank you, based trips.
>>35255822
>tfw i instantly recognized this
why even live
>>35256133
As a natural belter, I can confirm this. It's easy as fuck to be loud because you don't have to exercise any kind of control to insert any kind of inflections into your voice. The second you get quieter though, you have to focus on that shit or you'll just sound like you have downs.
>>35255077
WOOOOOT yeah 305 niggaaaaaaa
>>35254505
Chuckled, but how can someone fuck up "your" and "you're" so badly? Fucknut.
>>35255069
>I invite them out
>they always have ACTIVE THINGS to do
>why won't they eat pizzas with me tubblr?
>>35255404
Where's his middle finger, did he eat it while waiting for his food to arrive?
>>35255077
>2 chairs
>Didn't even fit in a normal desk since 4th grade
Don't know about 'Murica, but in most european countries that girl would have been taken away form their parents for horrible abuse and put on a diet ASAP.
>>35254505
Anyone have a pic of a fat maexican chick talking about how her male friend getting married to an attractive woman and how that made him an asshole?
What I have collected
>>35258691
>fatties actually believe this
>>35258710
>vegan
>Most likely eats butter, chocolate bars and other carbs shit.
Because meat = overweight.
Also, secret eaters, fatfucks always lying about food income.
>>35258648
She ain't wrong.
>>35258705
This bitch.
>>35258747
She party right.
But you can workout at home with your own weight, you stupid bitch.
>>35258705
Unrelated but wtf is with all the stigma with coffee nowadays? An office worker drinking coffee is beside a heroin addict now, rly?
Like shit some studies showed that sometimes too much can be kind of bad, suddenly its literally drugz.
This guy has an active gofundme open for his weight loss
Meanwhile he sells sexual videos like this online for profit and has since become immobile and over 1000 Ibs
>>35258705
No one bashes only obesity. Everyone disapproves of drugs, smoking and alcohol abuse. Everyone knows sitting hunched like that will hurt your back in the long run.
>what is a strawman
>>35258734
Then YOU don't get to have an opinion on healthy and skinny people, either
>>35258747
Being fat is a luxury. It means you have so much food in abundance that you easily consume too much
>>35258796
I don't know if it's about abundance of food, I think it's more related to bad quality food, loaded with sugar and stuff.
>>35258791
>counting calories doesn't guarantee weight loss
If the result is a negative number, it does exactly that
>>35258705
except for the fact that we have taken steps to inform people about the dangers of smoking and alcoholism due to the wide spread health problems caused by them.
And who the fuck says "None of my business!" about heroine use? In what part of mainstream western society is shooting up smack seen as a socially acceptable behaviour?
>>35258739
Reminds of fatty anon who came here and talked about how he would always eat less calories than what he was supposed to and was not losing weight and even gaining a little weight.
After some people told him to stop eating so much and to post what he ate and people pointed out some stuff he realized he wasn't counting the sugar he put on coffee, wasn't counting the dressing on his salad and since fruits were "free points" he would eat lots of them and not count it too.
I don't even believe those people are dumb, they are just so fucked that they prefer to live in denial and pretend everything is fine than admit something is horrible wrong with them.
>>35255413
then don't read them. it's a very simple solution. I don't understand why you couldn't figure that out.
>>35255529
>everything I don't like is reddit
reddit literally banned fat hating. how the fuck is this reddit? do you even know what reddit means?
>>35258804
No way they spent same amount of money on their food as normal person. They consume a lot of it.
>>35255534
>Subconsciously talking about his own insecurities to others
>>35255069
>And if I try to invite them they're always doing something else like track meets or dance practice.
TAKE THE FUCKING HINT.
>>35258857
You need 2 bowls for Halloween.
Candy bowl - for normal kids.
Carrots bowl - for fat kids.
>>35258835
Yeah probably you're right anon. But still, they make bad food choices, high in sugar, bad fats, simple carbs, and poor nutritional values. When I go to the supermarket and see a fat family buying lots of sweets, cookies, chips and crap like that I feel bad for the kids.
>>35258867
Have money for ice cream, cheetos, sprite.
Vegetables - upper class only m8s.
Uhg...
>>35258873
fatty would just take the whole candy bowl and claim there was only one to begin with
>>35258857
>rice cakes and non-candy on Halloween is equally as bad as racism
Rice cakes are fucking terrible.
>>35258751
She is right in general, but she has no counter argument or criticism of this particular study. This one study probably says the truth and you know that.
>>35258768
project harpoon
the amount of energy stored as fat in this small body of water is probably enough to power a small town for a week.
>>35255815
>grande
Got that right
>>35258927
I like rice cakes, they are pretty good.
>>35258955
the amount of water behind them that spilled over.
>kek
>>35258971
>my dick and balls have never retreated so far up into my body
I'm not gay but who here would honestly rather Suck a dick than touch this ugly monster?
>>35258747
>>35258770
Mother fucker a planet fitness membership is $10 per month. If you can't afford that you must literally be homeless.
>>35258961
You're obviously racist.
>>35259032
Not really, you fucking nigger
>>35255895
They always had the same shit too though
>andthisiswhereikeepmygenetics.png
>cardio?nowayimbulking.bmp
The fit humor threads used to have funny OC, but have been shit tier for a while too
>>35259070
savage
>>35258705
Except alcoholics and drug addicts don't expect anyone to turn a blind eye to their shitty life choices. They know they're fucking up their bodies and don't give a shit.
>>35258747
Eat less and you can afford one
>>35255534
I can't tell if your projecting or just an assblasted fatty that's lurked long enough to learn some of the lingo.
>>35259164
>listing facts
>shaming
She's just assblasted because of her 800 calorie breakfast
>>35259164
>Shame people
>Just info on calories
What? Fatpeople, stop.
>>35258705
I think the best part of this is the implicit assumption that we are comparing things of the same category. so heroin abuse is on par with drinking too much coffee and being a fat ass.
>>35258778
Picture show a workaholic
I am so glad I am working to not be a fat shit. This thread makes me fucking sick.
I knew this dude named Casper when I worked at a porn store
>late 20s
>5'5"
>easily 400lbs
>incel
>reeked of shit, it leaked from constantly and he was too fat to clean properly
>wears at the minimum a wind breaker any time he leaves the house no matter the weather to hide fat
>new to the porn store job Casper's told to train me
>tells me how to use register while he reeks and sweats
>tells me return policy while reeking and sweating
>tells me procedures for cleaning the porn booths where dudes jack off but says he'll get it if we got the same shift and calls me bro
>last step he tries to show me how to use the store safe
>he can't unlock it
>keeps trying but fails
>he's becoming red and huffing
>hear these soft "blub blub" sounds followed by a great increase in shit reek
>he tries the combination one last time
>fails
>screeches and kicks the safe as hard as he can
>he recoils while grunting loudly then says softly "bro I broke my shit call 911"
>paramedics show up
>they're visibly disgusted by him
>he's got 3 broken toes
>off he goes to the hospital
>don't see him again for a month I'm selling dildos and mopping up jizz
>come in one morning before first shift and Casper's chilling at the counter eating his "breakfast"
>it's a loaf of bread and butter and 2 packages of cold hot dogs
>he finishes all of it
>>35255815
Not a hoe
>@amyslutwhore
>>35258991
Propably.. Think about her stench and even the straightest guy will atleast choose a trap over this abomination
There hasn't been anything interesting in these threads in along time so I checked the best board and was pleasantly surprised to find this >>>/d/>>6569139
>>35259272
how do they not realise that being poor, for the vast majority of the world means being skinny, because they don't have enough to eat.
Truly disgusting people.
>>35259287
Shit >>>/d/>6569139
>>35259163
Not him but I've been here since 2010, fat hate sucks fucking dick.
It might as well be fucking REDDIT since no one makes any fucking OC. All you twats do is repost the same stupid screencaps from mentally ill retards on Tumblr.
Do none of you people know how to write a green text story? Even if it fucking sucked it would be 100x better than "le fat hate screen cap post".
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBjf8T5k6Mk
>>35259344
This desu tomodatchi
>>35259248
The fat people that smell like shit are the worst. If they really have to be visually foul, do they have to exacerbate it by being filthy?
>>35258903
one google search yielded that assumption to be false
http://www.nytimes.com/1999/05/25/health/95-regain-lost-weight-or-do-they.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
kek
>>35259243
They also live in water, much like whales.
>>35259396
>MUH GENETICS
>HEALTHY FOOD EXPENSIVE
I can see a pattern now.
>exiled redditors dumping screen shots of psychotic tumblrites
>1 green text story
>no one finds any of the screen caps funny just rages about them
>one reddanon will make some "witty" comment like "le energy from that narwhale bacon could power a small town"
>another reddanon will "up vote" his comment with a "top kek" or possibly go into a diatribe about how fat people trigger him
LITERAL FUCKING CANCER
>>35259399
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>35259354
>>35258814
>implying fatties can eat at a deficit
>implying they don't just count calories for a day, realize how shitty hey are at eating, and just continue to eat shit
>>35259427
This is why we need mods to ban these threads. We don't need a permanent fat hate general on the front page 24/7.
>>35259439
>HAHAHAHA
Hi reddshit I'm sure your fellow reddshitter appreciates your upvote.
I'll give both of you faggots up votes if you find him and do a murder suicide.
>>35259474
stay mad fatty
>>35258961
They taste like dust. That being said, I eat them too.
>>35254505
>tell them we're having doughnuts
I kek'd
>>35259499
I wonder how all of these "go back to reddit" people know what kind of behavior is typical for reddit.
>>35258993
>I used to have bad back pain
>complain to mom
>"lose some weight"
>"gawwwd mom!"
>lose some weight
>back pain goes away
I don't know guys. It's a mystery.
Thanks anon for your original content
>>35259474
Shut the fuck up you beta cuck fatgot
>>35259474
Yes. Or make a special board for race issues, fat issues, gender issues, pick-up-artist related nonsense and vaping.
>>35259445
>groundbreaking
Just like her aswell
>>35258781
>>35259500
NO ONE HATES THESE FAGGY CIRCLE JERK THREADS BECAUSE THEYRE FAT YOU RETARD. WE HATE THEM BECAUSE ITS A BUNCH OF FEDORA'D REDDITORS REPOSTING THE SAME STUPID FUCKING PICTURES, BLOWING EACH OTHER, AND MAKING NO OC.
>>35258747
Diet is more important than exercise anyway. With injuries and a busy life I can't work out much these days, but have avoided getting fat just by keeping a strict diet
>>35259021
I've heard homeless people sometimes get gym memberships so they have a place to shower
>>35258768
kek
>>35259518
I've been to Reddit you cocksucker, the screenshot posting, circlejerking, "witty" shitstains here are clearly REDDITORS.
THATS WHY NONE OF THESE THREADS EVER HAVE A FUCKING OC GREENTEXT STORY, REDDITORS DONT KNOW HOW TO WRITE THEM.
>>35259617
That's actually true. It also gives them a place to go and get out of the cold for a bit.
>>35259625
>Not about unhealthy
>Can't walk a mile
Wut? Or this is suppose to be some sort of metaphor?
>>35259408
True. But not for the reasons the person who made this image thinks.
A lot of gut fauna has evolved to eat only a specific thing. Some only each a certain protein, some only eat a certain fat, some only eat sugar.
Likewise, many types of these bacteria have evolved with humans and can send chemical sognals through the digestive system that the brain picks up as 'cravings' for food with those ingredients. The more of a type of bacteria, the louder their 'cravings' are.
This goes 2 ways though. If you stop eating the high calorie shit and focus on a healthier diet, these bacteria will stope reproducibg at the same rate and the cravings will over time subside. Could be months or years but they will.
And at the same time, bacteria which feed on the healthier foods will begin to reproduce more and create cravings for their needed food. So after a few years you can barely stand a big mac but that lean chicken and leafy salad you have for tonight makes your mouth water.
>>35259493
I do like curves, I just don;t like rolls.
>>35258657
How many salads one eats is a fucking retarded way to measure health though.
What constitutes a salad? Leafy greens? Well if they're covered in croutons, friend chicken strips and half a gallon ranch it won't be healthy at all. However according to this study we're quoting they're seeing salads as a significant food for healthy people.
Salad is on the menu for me about twice a month, usually when I have leftovers but not enough for a whole meal. It can be part of a healthy diet but it isn't an indicator or needed.
Her other argument is blatantly wrong though, you can cook healthy meals on a budget and parents are very fucking much to blame for fat kids.
>>35258967
displacement is fat phobic
>>35258833
my god if I roll a 99 I will get this tattoo'd on my ass.
>>35258884
>I love my body
>I hide my fat gut in ridiculous women boxers
pick one
HEY CAN YOU FAGGOTS TELL SOME ORIGINAL STORIES INSTEAD OF POSTING SCREENSHOTS FROM THE TUMBLRS OF CRAZY PEOPLE?
THIS IS NOT REDDIT WHERE ALL YOU DO IS POST PICTURES AND DISCUSS THEM, HERE ON 4CHAN™ WE CREATE ORIGINAL CONTENT™.
>>35258903
This shit. That 95% of weight losses fail shit.
I do believe those findings.
Why? Because everyone diets. Fat people diet, thin people diet. Everyone's weight fluctuates somewhat at some point of their lives, and then immediately or eventually they'll try to get rid of it. The thing is, a thin person is someone who succeeded. They gained some weight, they noticed it and dieted it away and only close relatives had time to notice. If you are fat, it's because you already failed at dieting because you lack willpower, intelligence or information. So when you make a study of effectiveness of dieting, you probably do it on fat people who are a self-selected group of people who fail at dieting and what do you know, the results say that diets fail.
>>35259744
Everyone knows you're samefagging. Just leave the fucking thread, jfc. Why are you so fucking pathetic?
>>35258955
Biochemist here, lets do the math!
It looks like there's nine turbofats in the pool. For the sake of being unbiased I'll assume the other two or three people are negligibly fat in comparison.
Assuming they each weigh in at around 160kg (which is probably an underestimate but I'm trying to be reasonable here), and assuming around 50% body fat (again, underestimate), that gives us a total fat content of around 720 kg! Oh my.
Now, the energy content of fully oxidized fatty acids, which make up most of the fat in these whales, is around 38 kJ/g (Lehninger, Principles of Biochem 6e, ch. 17). So totaled up, they've got 27,400,000 kJ of energy stored as fat. Woah nelly!
Now i'm not a physicist or engineer so here's where the math gets a little dodgy. 27.4 MJ is the same amount of energy that is released by 6.8 kg of TNT being set off. (via Wikipedia's article on TNT Equivalent) Or alternatively, 27.4 MJ is around 7.6 kWh, and given that the average person in the US uses around 11,000 kWh per year (via US Energy Information Administration) this amount of fat would be enough to keep the lights on for a random person for just over 6 hours.
Sorry for the anticlimactic result. And the autism. I'm trying to avoid grading finals.
>>35255404
though a chestburster would struggle to get out of his body