tfw cyclingfag and too much snow everywhere.
I can't fucking wait for may so I can finally go out for a decent tour. If I have to hop on a another spinning cycle I might just kill myself on it
Fuck off my roads.
-drivers everywhere
>>35251075
Hit me and pay my tuition, faggot.
>>35251075
Stop getting fat and destroying the earth
-Everyone
>>35251108
You'll be dead. What a shame though, we won't have another women's studies major around.
>>35251109
you better stop buying things made in China or using electricity if you care about stopping pollution.
>>35251108
>hit cycler
>already ten miles down the road before he can get his handlebars out of his ass
Great plan faggot.
>>35251134
yah, I buy from china. But that doesn't mean I add to that like some faggot
Just like when I light a candle I don't torch down London while simultaneously eating 500 bigmacs
>>35251145
>hit and run
Classic driver, what a pillar of the community
>>35251191
>classic driver
>gets to be alive
>>35251214
I think you mean
>gets to be a murderer
>>35251042
>biking 80km yesterday
>last 20km was like being tortured because of lost sensibility to hands and feet
Despite of this it felt great.
>>35251246
>unlicensed person riding an unregistered, uninsured contraption on public roads.
>wahhh you murdered me!
Stay gone.
>>35251298
Wha-what?
When you kill someone you are a murderer.
How much of sociopath do you have to be to not understand this?
>>35251298
protip: public roads are not made at exclusive use of motorized vehicles.
>>35251298
>be biking like responsible citizens do
>hit by a car, driving 90km at a 30km zone
>police arrive
driver says
>well officer I have a license for my vehicle does he
>mfw police laugh
>mfw I laugh
>mfw the person driving the 2 ton death trap is a fucking retard
I think bicyclists are the one thing I would have no issues driving over and not feeling bad about. You fucking retards go 50 km/h below speed limit, cause traffic, and act more entitled than 20 year old white college girls. Honestly, I break my sides laughing when idiots on bikes get hit.
>>35251347
>>35251361
You fags know the risk of sharing roads without shoulders along with three thousand pound machines that can easily go over 55 mph; nobody cries murder when somebody swims in the ocean and gets eaten by a shark.
>>35251405
this right here. Bicyclists are literally the autistic kids of the road. Stay on sidewalks you apes
>>35251405
>>35251423
I bet you're also the people that back into stores because whoops, didn't know what gears are
>>35251145
>what is a helmet cam
>>35251423
In my country it's illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk
>>35251042
Salt down a path and cycle on that, you kek.
>>35251584
>Salt 200km path
Donald Trump doesn't actually browse /fit/ senpai
>>35251575
That's illegal everywhere, you'll never get a ticket for it though
>when will they learn
>>35251757
>speaking for the whole world
I was already given a ticket for cycling on the sidewalk. Rules are strict and actually enforced in my country.
>>35251777
Sucks for you, just get a car lel
>>35251134
>>35251075
>>35251214
>>35251298
>>35251403
>>35251405
>>35251423
>>35251757
>>35251793
lol what does it feel like being a fatass that can't even pedal?
enjoy your 'beetus
>>35251793
I have a car and also a motorbike but still like to use my bicycle for short distances. I know this is probably unbelievable for Americans.
>>35251845
Driving isn't a choice it's a lifestyle.
>>35251846
I do the same.
>>35251886
Do you not choose to drive?
>>35251691
Kek.
You could salt a tiny circular area. It's just cardio, right?
If you don't live in a tiny poorfag town, your roads and trails should be salted by now
>>35251956
Who uses salt, that fucks up everything, especially cars.
I hope your town uses sand otherwise you're fucked.
>It's just cardio, right?
Wouldn't you rather go jog outside than hop on a treadmill?
>>35251992
Not really. Unless it's swimming, hiking or something that I enjoy.
When It comes to intentional cardio, I just like to get it done and over with.
But you probably cycle as a hobby. Which is pretty cool.
>>35251845
>>35251505
>implying I don't have a racing license
>implying I don't look better than some faggot who has a seat up his asshole all day
All I hear are buttmad fags
