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Steroid general

"Give credit where credit is due" edition edition

Previous edition edition >>>35243487
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Mcdubz is back bulking season in full effect!
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In for dat acne and kill liver
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>>35250474
Can anyone here give me a translation of "Ton cul m'excite"
I think it's Spanish but I don't know any spanish. Some girl commented it on one of my instagram squat videos

>>35250353
"No"
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>>35250468
Fuck yeah. I was hoping to hit 225 by the end of this bulk. Kinda wanna shoot for 250 lbs of lard and heart problems now.
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In for getting confused between cheeks and cheeky
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>>35250483
>Ton cul m'excite

that's french, something about her ass
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>>35250538
I'm pretty sure it's a secret ploy to turn /fraud/ gay.

or gay-er.
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>>35250538
ones a faggot ones a chink, whats so hard

>>35250552
It excites her
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>>35250500
I won't stop bulking until I'm disgusted with myself.

>tfw feathered tris disappear
>tfw 10lbs of water
>tfw face so puffy I cry looking in mirror
>tfw grills say they don't like how fat I'm looking
>tfw curl up in shower crying
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>>35250556
Shhhhhsh bb, time to sleep now

>>35250561
I'm not asian breh
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>>35250552
>>35250561
I Googled it and got results for "your ass makes me horny"

I got mired :,)
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>>35250483
it's french.

"your ass turns me on" (lit. excites me)
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>>35250552
I don't even care if those hips are shooped.
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>>35250483
I think it means "your ass turns me on" or "your ass excites me"

Anyway, its a mire
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>>35250483

mcgangbang is love, mcgangbang is life
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>>35250564
It's great when you get to experience all your lifts jumping up.

It sucks when you have to tie your shoes.
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>>35250600
>>35250604
Thanks brehs
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>normie book
>girl posts pic
>"girls, never check your bf phone, you will regret it"
>I comment something like "that's wrong, you should give others space"
>boyfriend comments on the exact same moment "honey you can check mine at any time I have nothing to hide :)"
Are alpha males dead? what happened?
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>>35250584

Yeah she said she's have to go get fitted for one with a gyno.

She also said she's used a menstrual cup before which I thought was neat.
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>>35250577
>I'm not asian breh
Well it only leaves one other option
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>>35250645
No he's just smart enough to have more than one phone.
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>>35250682
he's a fat weeb, probably more than 100 kg, also like 30 years old.
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>>35250635

right in the feels

>>35250645
>>35250682
>>35250685


it's called people that don't know how to adult relationships
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>>35250519
I'am also still learning till this day. Sometimes, someone gives usefull/constructive info over here.

keep up the good work
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>>35250723

>Sometimes, someone gives usefull/constructive info over here.
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>tfw you have an insanity attack and start deleting numbers, contacs of people you don't talk anymore or people you just don't care at all
Not sure if this is high test or high estrogen.
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>>35250869
You're probably just nuts.
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>>35250873
any cure for that besides death?
Anyway people always end up talking to me again for some reason.
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>>35250869
Kek, done that. Not to your extreme though. I dont delete them out my phone. I delete the convo off the app or whatever
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>>35250869
I did that and deleted any social media i had that had people on it i wanted nothing to do with so they had no means of contacting me

That was a year ago and i feel much healthier for it.

Fuck those people.
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>>35250904
for example I tend to delete the people that don't reply back, the people that always speak to you with bad manners.
I mean what's the point of keeping people like that around you?
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are there any advantages of doing one cycle? can you keep the gainz from one cycle?
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>>35250723
I will! Thank you MasTest!
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>>35250988
Neh not really
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>>35250988
depends on your goals
some of them probably unless you fuck up
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>fuck with virgin
>no blowjob, no doggy, pretty much me on top all day
>ugh anon it's hurts
>end up having a nice time but still feel a bit incomplete
>days later
>fap
>have a really good time and feel good again
what the fuck fám
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>>35250988
Do one crazy cycle, I'm talking like a 16 week blast with 500-750mg test-e, dbol kickstart, maybe throw in some NPP..
Cruise for 6 weeks on 250mg test-e
and then blast for 16 weeks, 750mg test cyp,
running anavar the last 6 weeks at 50mg ED and the last 4 weeks with winstrol 50mg ED..
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>>35250988
If one cycle was all it took these threads wouldn't exist
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>>35251078
RIP anon
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>>35251086

I've got to get around to writing some big fuck-off ranty tl;dr about the whole natty limit bullshit, losing gains post-cycle, etc

shit irritates me every time I see one pop up
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>>35251111
You lose all your gains post cycle brah. it happened to my cousins buddy. Your muscles get addicted to the juice and without it they eat themselves up looking for more juice. Srs.
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>>35251078
I'm prone to acne and hairloss otherwise I would do some crazy cycle

trying to find the most hair/acne friendly cycle
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>>35251154
fuck your hair, you'll be bald sooner or later anyways, why not have a crazy physique to go with being bald?
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>>35251146

no all your muscles just deflate because they realize they're fake

wait no your muscles turn straight into fat, fuckin' alchemy
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>>35250441
got my bloods done to see if my gear is legit. doing 500mg a week and cruise on 250

my good cholesterol is just out of healthy range.. how can I improve this?

also should I be concerned about the elevated estrogen levels or is this okay with my T levels behind 3x the normal man
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>>35251111
Iktf bro

It grinds my gears too the concept of a natty limit itself is flawed. Compare Arnold and Zane. Their limits would be very different because of frames.

I've done plenty of writeups on the topics you mentioned but I see the same bullshit. I wish /fit/ would update their sticky so we wouldn't see retards come in here. Sick of answering the same questions.
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>>35251164
When I was in high school my friend used to tell me he was jealous that I was fatter than him because as soon as I started lifting all my fat would turn into muscle. He used to say that pretty much daily. Just remembered that.
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>>35251208
did you send cunt free shit yet? if not then fuck off
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>>35251100
It's not that intense of a cycle anon...
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>>35251154
Either do a cycle or don't do a cycle there is no middleground.. You need a test base which can cause som acne and hairloss,
If you want low amounts of acne then perhaps run this cycle:
Week 1, 1000mg Test-Cyp split into 500mg twice a week
Week 2-16 500mg Test:cyp split into 250mg twice a week
Week 10-16 Anavar 50mg ED
Week 12-16 Winstrol 50mg ED

Both anavar and winstrol don't convert into estrogen
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is this legit lads?
http://www.unitedpharmacies-uk.md/Finast_Finasteride_5mg_30_Tablets_p_2214.html
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>>35250988
>are there any advantages of doing one cycle?
Depend on your goals. Probably no one will do one cycle, because of the good feels and fast gains. I never heard of someone that did one cycle.

It's like injecting meth, but once.

>can you keep the gainz from one cycle?
Yes, certainly. Depeding on your diet en training of course after your cycle. Those gains you're losing is just your brain driving you crazy.

You will feel depressed because of imbalanced hormones etc, you will get paranoid because you don't look bloated. It will get worse and worse. That feeling is what the most don't wanna feel after a cycle, that's why they're cruising.

it's mostly in your head.
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>>35251276
ask manletgains when he's around
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>>35251175

more ai, eat less of or better quality fats, do some cardio fatty

>>35251197

if I actually catch a case of give-a-fuck-itis I've got a lot of saved material to build a decent new wiki or whatever the fuck format it ends up in

shit half the reason I'd do it is to just have a centralized location for all of my research to be stored, plus having to digest and write articulate clear material actually improves your own comprehension of shit by miles, kinda the reason why I like teaching a lil bit

>>35251224

I legit just groaned out loud reading that

god damnit
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>>35251335
Yeah imagine how I felt. Nigga literally called me fat everyday for years.
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>>35251175
Up the AI
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>>35251335
>more ai, eat less of or better quality fats, do some cardio fatty

I don't take an ai because i haven't gotten any sides except some water retention. have some on hard just in case though.. and i'm 165 pounds at 5 9 far from fat.
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>>35250441

I'm doing my research at the moment, planning out my first run on roids. I'm trying out low doses to see how my body will react, not expecting spectacular results but zyzz mode would be a dream

Is a 16 week run on test e 250 with 2 months on dbol (4 weeks at the start 4 weeks at the end) with .5 adex e3d enough to make solid, sustainable gains. I know roids aren't a miracle but they do greatly help. Of course I know you guys love the 12 week blast then cruise method but I'm taking baby steps and I don't want to B&C because I am scared of natty test never recovering even with nolva.


Also I'm guessing nolva is enough for pct on this but add an extra week or do I need something else?

Finally would var be a better (less harsh on my liver) alternative to dbol?
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>>35251385
no point in doing dbol your first cycle, just do 500 mg test a week. I have less sides on higher test than I do on 250.

If you want an oral go for something milder like mast or var if you can afford it

I only b&c because I naturally have test in the low 300s
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http://nl.xhamster.com/movies/2470373/lesbians_orgy.html
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>>35251434
>I have less sides on higher test than I do on 250.
how?
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is this guy natty? >>35251178
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>>35251378

e2 too far out of reference range in either direction will monkey with lipids

could snag some niacin too, starting at 500mg ed and SLOWLY working your way up to 2g

not that slow-release shit either it's next to worthless, reason you slowly ladder up the dose is so you don't suddenly feel like an overfull tomato that got tossed under a broiler

>>35251435

jesus christ you dent head motherfucker

how is your taste in women this godawful

>>35251459

take your plg drama bullshit out of here
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>>35251459
Who cares?
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>>35251446

idk honestly. every time I come off a blast and go back down to 250 I get acne and lethargic unless I'm on a low dose of accutane/antibiotics. When I'm on 500 a week I just feel great all the time and never have sides outside of water retention, but I also eat more so it's kind of a wash
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>>35251459
Why would you care? He looks great

You're insecure and jelly as fuck, kek
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>>35251434

I'll probably go for var then with a low test dose and increase if I'm not seeing good results
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>>35251459
He could be, he has an undertrained chest tho
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>>35251481
i'm not too concerned about a 1 point variation in my good chl. I'll start taking ai and see what happens in a few weeks
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>>35251498
run var and win
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>>35251485
i also wonder why i have acne at 250 but not at 500+

still take ai so it's not that issue
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this guy claims natty?

who you think guiyz?

is he natty?
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>>35251481
>>35251482
>>35251497
>>35251504
>>35251518
I was just pretending to be retarded and no mastest you are not natural in that picture
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>>35251515

Doesn't winny annihilate your hair?
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>>35251552
Neat

>>35251556
No
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>>35251481
"No flush" niacin is the same as slow release right? I went and bought some the other day but I got the no flush kind on accident
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>>35251459
no

>>35251518
no
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>>35251552
>I was just pretending to be retarded
yeah, i do that too often
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>>35251518
If he's not natty he is embarrassing :^)
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Theoretically speaking, what would a beginners cycle of Test cost, and would any other steroids be needed for a simple cycle?
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>>35251518

100% natty just 4 scoops 2 times a day.
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Great pgl is here now.

>caring this much about what other people do
High school sure is fun
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>>35251564

you dun goofed

>>35251582

total cost would be like sub $250 even with slightly more expensive indian pharma ancillaries
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>>35251602
How does injecting test make you feel? Does it feel like you're doing drugs? did your mood improve?

just wondering as I suffer from depression and I'm interested in roids
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>>35251602
it is literally only me who is just pretending to be retarded
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>>35251627
no it just gives gains

but the actual "taking it" is just routine like taking a vitamin
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>>35251627
>just wondering as I suffer from depression and I'm interested in roids
Holy shit, never do such thing. If your e2 levels elevate man, shit.

Just go to a doctor and seek professional help

Why do you ppl use it for the wrong reasons baka. makes me sad
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>>35251627

testosterone will definitely help with depression as long as you don't get sides or anything. it helped me a lot but I was also naturally really low test. Best to get blood work done on your hormones before you start if that's what you're looking to cure
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>>35251602
how far off am I from the blessed land of 8% bf dhb-sama?
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>>35251695
pls shave
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>>35251627
My mood is stable as fuck. No random depression anymore. But using because of depression is a terrible reason.

>>35251695
Huge improvements gj.

Any striation yet? How's wheels looking?
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>>35251711
>not liking hairy men

Faggot
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>>35251695
pls eat
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>>35251711
bitches LOVE that hair anon, fuck no!
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>>35251695
about tree fiddy
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>>35251719
no striations and no wheel pics as of right now. getty very vascular in the forearm & pelvic area though.

>>35251721
once 8% I'll consider it
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>>35251617
Is test still the recommended beginning blast? Someone was saying tren blast first is better?
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>fuck girl
>suddenly don't feel like dating her anymore
how do I quit without breaking her heart?
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>>35251776
Chem has said that test +(400?) tren is okay for a beginner cycle

>>35251791
Ghost her
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>>35251776
Yes. That someone was probably chem.

>>35251791
If you're just now fucking, hopefully she hasn't gotten that invested yet. Telling her sooner is better then later.
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>>35251695
you look fucking great but kill yourself for wearing that pants it makes you look like a chick
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>>35251673
I've been going to the gym for a year now but I'ver had depression for years. Obviously I'm not taking it just for depression, 90% of the reason is to improve my physique. I was just wondering if there would be any side effects because of the depression. I'm also on dat prozac.

I've had my test tested and the results were normal..
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>>35251791
>has sex one time
>thinks girl has fallen in love with him

top kek m8
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>>35251695
>>35251842
Yeah. You should wear tighter trousers. Probably just cuddled up at home though so it's cool. Nice symmetry breh
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>>35251856
>girl wants a relationship
>not falling in love
if I'm wrong then fuck this shit I'm leaving the city.
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>>35251842
>kill yourself for wearing that pants it makes
But they're so fucking comfy.
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>>35251842
>>35251865

i feel you there and I usually do

them loose sweats are comfy core af though
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>>35251818
>>35251802
I was about to order my test so I just wanted to clear it up. Test only all good? Or should I save up a bit more and grab some tren? I haven't read into much about tren at all
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>>35251907
Try deca before you try tren in my eyes. But go with test only for 3/4 months to begin with
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>>35251907
I wouldn't do tren on your first cycle. Dbol is a pretty good kickstart for beginners though.
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Nobody answered in the last thread so I'm gonna have to post this question again fa.m

>Been on 1g sustanon for 4 weeks
>Gained 9kgs in total
>This week I gained almost 4kg

I've been eating/bulking like this

https://www.instagram.com/p/8V9FpRSU-r/?taken-by=di_melison

since I started the blast because I'm skinny and I want some size, but I weight myself every week, last week I gained 2kgs, this week 3.7kgs, seriously I should slow down, right? Strength is going up really nice but not too noticable size yet, people tell me I've gained weight, but I must be gaining too much fat right?

TL:DR;

On 1g sustanon weekly, how much weight should I aim to gain a week?
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>>35251850
>I was just wondering if there would be any side effects because of the depression.

If you use steroids, it's often really hard to control your estrogen levels. You have to find that exact sweet spot.

imbalanced estrogen levels can lead into depression. So, if you're already depressed, it would make it probably even worse.

I would not recommend it. Do you have a cb picture?
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>>35251695
>how far off am I from the blessed land of 8% bf dhb-sama?
>>35251518
that's 8%.

I can give you tips to go below 10%, if you want. NATTY tips
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>>35251944
"too much weight" is measured by how much fat you're putting on--which we can only measure by looking at your physique pics.

>>35252014
i feel like your tips will be bro-sciency as fuck but you do have the best physique on the board so, lets see em.
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>>35252056
>bro-sciency
bro science or not bro science. It works, that's all what matters. Terminology is irrelevant.

It goes like this;

You have; 5 low carb and 2 high carb days(thur-sun) each week.

On low carb you eat things like; eggs, cottage cheese, chicken, lean meat, fish/salmon
On high carb days its remains the same as low carb days, but you add some carbs like; oats, rice, pasta etc.
Good fats are also good, since they stimulate fat loss; almonds, nuts, natural peanut butter, other good nuts etc.

Example of a low carb day;

6 egg(whole + egg whites)
lean meat + broccoli + almonds
lean meat + broccoli + almonds
chicken + broccoli + almonds
chicken + broccoli + natural peanut butter
eggs(whole + egg whites)
cottage cheese.

On a high carb day it remains the same, but you add rice/oats to each meal.

I also recommend you drink 3/4L water each day and green thea

Some ppl advice to plan the carb days on days when you train muscles like legs etc, because of the intensity

pic related; the results. ~3 months.
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What do you think Sadik is taking? I've never been so in love with a man. No homo.
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>>35252148
Steroids I'd imagine.
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>>35252148
dnp + letro
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>>35252148
low test
some combo of var/winny/mast
mayyybe gh
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>>35252148
Looks like a photo
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>>35252113
gnarly results for sure.

what I take issue with is the idea that this is better than just doing high carb all the time, but staying in a caloric deficit

how do we know that manipulating carbs like that promotes more fat mobilization than keeping the carbs high? given that both options have say, a caloric deficit of 500?
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>>35252181
Last year, a British study confirmed what the fitness elite already knew instinctively, when it was found that this style of diet was superior to a standard, daily calorie-restricted diet for reducing weight and lowering blood levels of insulin (more on this later).


http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23591120
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>>35252248
http://travelstrong.net/carb-cycling/

You should count the carbs. I didn't do it the proper way, but what i did worked also very good.
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>>35252248
well that settles that, atleast for overweight women lol

how many grams of carbs are you eating on your low carb days vs high carb?

also much respect for citing a study rather than just calling me a dyel faggot kek
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>was able to set up tinder last night
>just swiped my mates sister
;_;
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>>35252279
If you're a good mate you'll fuck her before she has sex with a heartbreaker like Canary
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>>35252276
>also much respect for citing a study rather than just calling me a dyel faggot kek

MasTest is only a faggot in non fraud threads, here he is pretty bearable.
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>>35252297
Lel
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>>35252279
You know what to do
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>>35252318
Just gotta wait for her swipe now :3 I can feel it coming
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>>35252279
d e v i l i s h
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>>35252333
Oh I thought you meant she had already matched
That's awkward

Next time you see her there's going to be that tension of "I saw you on tinder but didn't swipe right on you"
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>>35252333
>tfw swiped like 5000 girls but only 10 matches
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>>35252353
Fuck. She might have seen me and swiped left already :(

>>35252357
Take some better pictures Breh :)
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>>35252276
Just like that post>>35252113. That's the way i did it.

I never counted a kcal,carb, proton in my life. Ppl say i that i apply the old school method, which i agree. It works for me, so i see no reason to change it. Never change a winning team. Counting make it less bearable imo.

I would no recommend to do almost zero carbs like me, it's makes you really lethargic, depressed etc. Just east some carbs in the morning like oats with your eggs. And eat some carbs before and a bit after your workout(low carb days). This would be the only carb you should eat on a low carb day.

on high carb days you just add carbs at every meal.

yeah, i'am off cycle now, so no shitty e2 levels anymore. Feel free to ask
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>>35251904
SIDE TRICEP PAWWWWW

Definitely looking bigger in your poses.
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>>35252380
Fug
There's only one thing you can do
Text her 30 times asking if she saw you on tinder yet

That'll get her interested for sure
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anybody use superdrol here?
if so how did you like it and what were your gains like?
i'm trying to gain some solid mass this winter and i'm not sure if i want to do dbol/drol combo or just sdrol
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>>35251352
>Nigga literally called me fat everyday for years.
Fatty
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>waiting for the text to go and fug
>tempted to just fap instead
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>>35252407
No he texts his mate 30 times asking if his sister saw him on tinder yet
Its a fool proof plan
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>>35252423
Why not both?
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>>35252297
I am a fine gentleman who treats ladies like princesses.

Cheeky is a dirty polak
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> just realized girls stopped hitting on me and I've been having health problems ever since Caber left my system

Why? But caber suppresses GH.... prolactin, really? No, I don't buy that.

It's proven girls can smell your cortisol levels and they avoid stressed males. Perhaps, girls can sense your dopamine levels and use that to determine how well your life is going.

Also, how would amphetamine (dopamine reuptake inhibitor) affect this? I definitely get more 'mires when I'm off the crack.
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>>35252392
When I cut down for a competition, I do what is necessary to peak at 4% body-fat.

This means decreasing my carb intake and slightly increasing my fat consumption. I also do carb cycling for about a month prior to the event. Each of my cycles lasts four days. For the first three, I have between 150-200 grams of carbs, divided over six meals.

http://www.simplyshredded.com/shredded-at-44-fitness-model-helmut-strebl-talks-with-simplyshredded-com.html

So you have all the proof you need;

1. Mastest says so
2. Science says so
3. Helmut Strebl say so.

What do you want more?
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>>35252438
Lel

>>35252460
Breh, I cuddled my last milf whilst she styled her hair in the mirror. I also drove her to McDonald's at 3 in the morning because she was hungry. Top that cunt
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>>35252392
>>35252474
Stop copy pasting this man. Fitness models/professional bb's are a market of lies.

The odds of what he says being true is just as possible as it being 100% lies and is just giving out some random diet that sounds cool for the natties that read his interviews.

Unless you believe Arnold when he says he's natty.
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>>35252493
>cuddles and chauffeurs old women
>Top that cunt
I'm going to need a lot of practice in faggotry to even make an attempt at beating you there breh
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>>35252460
>treats ladies like princesses.
>hospitalised for it
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>>35252508
So you're denying science? He might take shit, but you still have to diet your ass of to get those results. I believe he does carb cycle.

I also did it natty and it worked very good.

They have no reason to lie, unless when they wanna sell their dumbass proteine shakes.
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>>35252563
>They have no reason to lie, unless when they wanna sell their dumbass proteine shakes.
That's why everyone claims natty, well that and the being illegal
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>>35252401
Yesss.. Pls keep posting Sophie
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>>35252438
Anon you brilliant bastard

>>35252449
>>35252460
Muh dick
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>>35252563
Mastest, I know you like acting dumb, but I know that you aren't.

Your study was one on overweight women.

Are you giving advise to an obese woman with insulin sensitivity issues?

No. You're not. You're giving advice to an athlete who has no isulinogenic issues.
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>>35252508
>Arnold

Fucker said recently 'meat is bad, um'kay.'
What's next, 'don't do roids kids'

These do as I say, not as I do fags suck.
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>>35252607
>What's next, 'don't do roids kids'
I'd be surprised if he hasn't already passed this milestone desu
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>>35252576
Why would he lie about a diet?

He being natty or not is not relevant. Even with t3/clen dnp you still need to eat proper food. I believe him, because i know that it works. Seeing is believing for that matter

>>35252605
Almost every bodybuilder manipulates carbs etc. I see no reason why they should lie about some food they eat. I can think of some reasons why they would deny they're roiding.

Yeah, but that study is enough to proof that it works better than deficit

I bet there are more studies that say the same.
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>>35251111

A person's so-called "natty limit" is contingent on their training history and lifestyle choices prior to the moment they ask the question, rather than the gene content of their chromosomes.

Or to use a more exact biological analogy, "natty limit" is more epigenetic than it is genetic.
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>>35252600
Okay 1 more before I lift
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>>35252638
>Yeah, but that study is enough to proof that it works better than deficit
No. It does not.

For example. I think we can both agree that chemo therapy is generally a good idea for someone who has cancer, right?

Does this mean that we should recommend chemo therapy to those who don't have cancer?

That's your train of thought here. It is obviously an example taken to the absurd, but you're recommending a diet that has been proven to be efficient for those who have a literally sick body that doesn't function properly. Not for someone healthy.


Anyways, that's just my point of view for your "science". To me personally, I find your personal experience with carb cycling to be worth 10x more than that study though, since you're an actual bodybuilder who doesn't have a reason to lie here with us and had results with it.
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>>35252713
>who doesn't have a reason to lie here with us
i still think he's lying about his dick size
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>>35252713
I know what you mean, but i can't find another study that suggest the same. Only about low carb, but it's not the same.

"Now, if you’re really out of shape, you don’t need to carb cycle. To get the best results in the shortest amount of time, simply jump on MyFitnessPal and eat 500kcal under maintenance each day.

As you get leaner, however, it becomes more and more difficult to lose fat. This is a phenomenon that is sometimes referred to as ‘starvation mode’. The problem with that phrase is that it has been tossed around very loosely over the years, and by some definitions it is a myth, but by others it is very real."


that's why i recommend it for sub 10%. Most ppl find it very hard to go sub 10%,stubborn fats

He is around 12/13% and he want 8%. I think that carb cycle would be perfect for him.

> I find your personal experience with carb cycling to be worth 10x more than that study though
Most people value science over here, that's why i linked that. If i post pictures some ppl stil think i used clen etc, so i thought science might work,kek

ppl will never trust me s.m.h, life's hard
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>>35252056
>i feel like your tips will be bro-sciency as fuck
You value my personal experience, which i highly respect.

but most think i'am all bro science, kek.
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any norwegian bros here tried ordering internationally? I've gotten viagra and clen through customs, unsure if vials will get through
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>>35251235
Haha just saw this

Awesome
Not gonna lie though
Most gear sold here is rly good on average
Everything I've used in the last quite a while has been from here ( a lot off random trips tho ) and it's been better than normal sourcing by far on average

The two most known sources from this board are both gtg and ones tren was ridiculously good

Prob gonna be banned on this now too
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>>35252887
A couple sources I didn't like sent me shit but they're not here anymore
So just buy off the obvious ones here
Or sst or whatever
Is fats still someone on sst btw
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>>35252917
Level99
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>50% off Papa John's
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>>35251904
Mirin triceps

These 2 for $2 mcdouble are gonna kill me. I just got 4 of them
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>>35253189
I hope you fill out the customer surveys to get buy 1 get 1 free also
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>>35253205
Those are for the quarter pounders which are like $4 solo already. Mcdoubles are way cheaper
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>>35253219
>not splashing for plain DQP's
Just so I can pay more $:g protein and pretend it's higher quality meat because it's a bigger patty.
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>>35253219
I eat big macs
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>>35253265
>the true homo reveals himself
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>>35253277
Had 3 of them for lunch

I didn't get cheese or pickles on them those are gross
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>>35253286
I was with you on the pickles.

You lost me on the cheese. You're pretty fucked for that one.
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>>35252917
Hey you cunt.
Email me I might have some free shit for you
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>>35253189
>>35253219
>mfw any maccas burger costs on average $8 in Aus

Maybe this is why our obesity rate has climbed slower than Americas
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>>35253313
Mcdonalds american plastic cheese is nasty
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>>35253325
They should just use Kraft singles, right?
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>>35253345
Cheese on burgers is just gross

Whats the point of good meat if you just want to taste the cheese? whats next putting ketchup on your burger? gross dude
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>>35253319
All English speaking countries are doomed. I blame the British for their shit cuisine. America just took it to the next level.
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>>35253378
Go get a steak already then, gaylord.

Talking about cheese and ketchup on a burger like that, sheeit.
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>>35253318
What's up
Is safe mail back up
If so I will now
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I don't feel safe ordering superdrol atm, but I think I'm going to do it anyways. Option 2 is just picking up the dbol I know is good
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Just got back from the doc guys
He's prescribed me 20mg accutane for as long as I need it
Gonna have bloods done in a month and every three months after

The only downside is he talked A LOT about the risks of injury when using accutane and lifting.
Got me worried.

So recommendations from people who have lifted on accutane the best ways to combat the whole drying up joints and tendons thing
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Something is off about this girl's face, but I can't put my finger on it.
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>>35253929
Lot of forehead, wide eyes, extremely cute, great skin, great lips, nice eyes, deformed left shoulders, idk.
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>>35253921
I was on 40mg for 6 months. It'll tank your recovery into the ground. I cut volume in half and went from a weekly goal of 2.5 lbs increase in weight to 1 lbs.

Never had issues with joints or tendons though, it was all endurance and strength.
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>>35253954

Oh my god she's super cute.
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>>35253947
I think she might have been date not post material.
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>>35253929
Eyes look like they aren't symmetrically placed. Maybe it's the shadow from her hair or maybe it's a real thing idk but that's what it looks like to me
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>>35253929
I looked again, it's the eyes. They're different angles and I'm not sure if she is crosseyed or some shit
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>>35253929
>>35253954
>>35253973
downsyndrome looking mongoloid
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>>35253988

Nignog run my Test/Tren/Sdrol when I restock and post your mutant gains afterwards.

750 Test E
400-600 Tren E
20 Sdrol
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>>35253929
>>35253954
She cute as fuck
Face is very square but she's cute
Wife that ho

That's reassuring
I was gonna take something for joints etc anyway, just not sure on the best option
I'd rather be a little more out of pocket than in pain thanks to tren dryness
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>>35253988
>>35253975
Oh huh, yeah.

>>35253991
Gotta' get 'em neanderthal genes somehow
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>>35254011
>settling for cute
lmao no standards in here
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>>35254022
>manletgains
Checks out
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>>35254019
does she have tits? she looks like a boy tbqh
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>>35254011
I mean, I'm the kind of guy that gets hit by and destroys cars, then runs a marathon a week later, but I think muscular and CNS recovery will take a stronger hit than tendons.

Some omega, plenty of vit. c and protein should help out though.
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>>35254019
Why is her chest like that?
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>>35254035
AA - B
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>>35254009
I get my Pell grant check sometime in January so I'll be able to buy a bunch of shit
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>>35254058
Those huge hands, run 4pl8 run
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>>35254022
>denying you would fuck the cutie
Cmon, it's not gay to enjoy cute girls

>>35254045
Hmmm time to implement a whole vitamin regime maybe

>>35254058
You gonna smash?
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>>35254058
cross eyed but she's a qt
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>>35253929

Too Old
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>>35254199
This is too old
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>>35254232
Would still smash tho
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>>35254232
would rek
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>>35254232
>26
>too old

Damn im 20 and I would go there
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>>35253929
Nose she looks like miss piggy
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>>35254119
>denying you would fuck the cutie
i'd have sex with her once, and that's pushing it. Settling down for her though, can't see any reason to do that
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>>35254336
>and that's pushing it
Whatever you say Mr player
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>>35254371
>having sex with completely average girls
why?
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>>35254232


I would fuck this girl to death, cut her up in 7 different pieces, and leave her in 7 different dumpsters so that when the police put pins in each place her body parts were found, it would make a perfect smiley face.


Then i would reminisce about her every once in a while, and masturbate while looking at her drivers license i stole off her while sniffing a lock of her hair.
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>>35251753

>Brick you fag you got me hooked on mead

el oh fucking el

>>35254066

>tfw fafsa money, post-9/11 bah + book money, and unemployment all going to hit at the same time

I'd like to give a shout-out to all the dead brown people that made this possible

>>35254269

I'm 27 and it's fair game 18 to maybe 45 depending on how much desperation they channel into getting fit and having their tits done
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>>35254232
what the fuck did she just say
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>>35254399
>why
Because I enjoy getting a leg over
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Maybe I should drop my idea of using EQ, how about:

400 test
400 tren e
50 adrol
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>>35254459

>tfw you'll never get a six figure signing bonus for raping the ASVAB and picking a top tier MOS right after the sand people rekt our towers

I would never fucking enlist peacetime
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>>35254457
That's a pretty fucked up thing to say, Sean.
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>>35254457
>mfw i'm watching archer right now
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>>35254481

EQ is shit and that looks a lot better.

lower Test to 200 even if you want to pretty much mitigate E2 sides

Pic related runs 250 Sust, 525 Tri-Tren.
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>>35254457
Woah.....
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>>35254481
once i get paid i'm gonna do
250 test e
400 tren e
20 sdrol

i'm trying to be juicy as fuark before the spring semseter
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>>35254522
can you explain what tri tren is and how it compares to ace/enth
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>>35254534

I'm running that minus the Sdrol.

maybe closer to 175-200 Test since I only do like ~0.4mL twice a week
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>>35254457
I wonder if I'll get reported for this
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>>35254549
Ace enan hex

Tren equivalent of sust
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>inject test e for the first time yesterday and start taking dbol
>go today to workout, feel nauseous and like I can't lift much more than usually but get a nice-ish pump
what's going on /fraud/

when do I get confidence and results?
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>>35254534
>>35254557
are sides any worse compared to ace?
this will be my first tren run and i don't ever plan on pinning ed so long esters only for me
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>>35254549

It's supposedly a mix of Tren Ace, Tren Enan, and Tren Hex.

Which is fucking retarded because Tren Hex is like x3 more expensive than Ace or Enan, and has roughly the same half life as Enan.

So I suspect it's really just an Ace/Enan mixture.
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>>35254488

you liked that video, eh?

I would do unspeakable things to have been involved in iraq 03-05ish, holy shit it was like the fucking wild west

christ I would have sold my soul just to sign a waiver and have back to back 15mo deployments, get out, and be back in iraq the next month making $200k+ a year as a contractor

>>35254516

are we not doing phrasing anymore?

>>35254568

aka retardation
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>>35254577

No, and honestly I don't get shit for sides from Tren, gone as high as 1,400mg.

People on the Internet are just pussies IMO.
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>>35254562
Yolo
>>
So men make up is very common now, why don't you use some /fraud/?
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>>35254604
Where?
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>>35254562
If she finds that funny I'd say you found yourself a keeper.

>>35254581
Yeah it's pretty fucking retarded.

>>35254595
>People on the Internet are just pussies IMO.
Whooah bro tren is intense. My m8 ran it and I think I got a contract high.
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>>35254604
Do you have that mens guide to makeup info graphic?
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>>35254522
I have some var on hand so that will be my joint protector instead, might be a good idea for me to experiment with peptides too. I wonder if the guy has a good record of shipping up here?

>>35254534
Sdrol is tempting but I don't need that lethargy in my life, tren is already like cheating anyway.
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>>35254604
iirc someone here was even giving advice.
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>>35254624
Apply lipstick directly to your asshole.
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>>35254581
how many kebabs did you kill?

did you actually enjoy being in the military that much?

these are serious questions btw

i've considered joining the army because i have no regard for my own life and i don't have any specific career path i want to follow
>>
Rate this please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E5Ep96ZpIM
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>>35254671

I got this:

5

no
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>>35254522
Been thinking about picking up some Hex for keks on my next order.

Tri-tren would probably go over well.
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>>35254595
i'm not really worried about any sides just the insomnia

if that does happen i just see it as more time to study since that's all i do anyway besides lift
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>>35254581
>and be back in iraq the next month making $200k+ a year as a contractor
Except no air support or artillery
No medic acts
Nobody even knows if you die

Good money but shithouse fighting
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>>35254689

I've thought about making some Tri-Tren 300

100mg Tren Ace
100mg Tren Enan
100mg Tren Hex

Would have to charge like $90 tho but that would be some potent fucking Trenbolone.
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>>35254569
2nd week

I felt like I was sick the whole first week, lots of pip and the sudden change in hormone levels was fucking with my body. 3-4 weeks are confidence and gains galore
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>>35254562


Not the first time someone has used my lines to get laid.


a few months back some queermo had stolen a CL posting i used to use to pull TONS of freaky trim on a dating site he created. He stole the fucking thing word for word and has the audacity to make people pay for "his" advice.

put my thing up as a free promo.


feel like i should get a cut that fucking douchebag
...but im not really upset about someone taking my stuff and making money off it :P
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>>35254714
vet tren or stay natty
>>
>>35254714
I'd probably do that for 70 minimum.
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