>well anon what are you getting for lunch?
>>35231494
>well /pol/ fag, why not create another off topic thread for your girlish shits and giggles
your mom's pussy lmfao get rekt faggatron
Fuck off back to /r9k/
>>35231494
L-lunch?! Hahahahaha
*unzips dick*
>>35231494
I'll have some breasts
>>35231494
'MILK!'
*comically squeezes breast while making slurping noises*
Works every time, 65% of the time.
>>35231494
I'll order the usual, crabs legs, but we better hurry before the movie starts
god bless google reverse search
>>35231494
creatine and whey i bought from bodybuilding.com. gotta get big
>>35231494
Two melons and some meat.
>>35231494
What are you doing here
What is this place
I don't even like this kind of food
I don't even like you
I just want to go home and talk to my internet friends
>>35232131
>mfw at least 6 of those were my threads
I haven't even been on fit in like 8 months lmao
>>35231910
>>35232147
>Filthy Frank
Autistic cancer
>>35231910
Reddit tier comment
>>35232161
When has it claimed to be anything else?
>>35232161
>not micro-dosing on Filphrankitine.
ye neber lern
>>35231494
>>35232131
I love these fucking threads. For some reason they're way funnier here than on /r9k/
>>35232131
I wish I saved this compilation the first time I saw it. Would've been neat to trace how it's grown, like counting rings in a tree stump.
When you have boobs that big what is even the point of showing cleavage. Like yeah, we get it, you have big boobs.
>>35232472
oh my god shut up you faggot
>>35232472
>not wanting to see huge tits
>>35232472
lol xD boobs are weird huh?
BREHS
>>35231764
The only legit answer and /thread
what is the point of this shit? why do you guys keep making these threads? I seriously wanna know what drives you.
>>35232573
fucking hell there's even a picture of stefanie joosten in that compilation, literally who the fuck is making these
>>35232573
they are funny
>>35232519
>tfw you are too low test for her
should i just blast and cruise m8s?
>>35231599
Who dis?
>>35232519
BREHZ
>>35231494
Imma squeez ur tits now
>>35232519
dat ass
dem tits
dat hairline
HNNNNNG
>>35232472
>When you have arms that big what is even the point of wearing short sleeves. Like yeah, we get it, you have big guns.
>>35231494
I'll get the c-crab legs.
>anyway, thanks for letting me vent about Chad, he's such an asshole some time ... he's not a good friend like you :^)
>>35232161
filthy frank is a character, the actor is totally normal and cool irl
>>35234328
Oh God thanks anon didn't need to remember that
>>35232147
>saving filthy faggt on your computer
Kill youself asap
>>35234108
>Comparing arms which require hypertrophy to sacks of fat.
U r dum
>>35234358
it's too obvious that you're either gay or a woman
no straight man complains about women looking too hot
>>35231494
Milk. Oh my god so huge.
>hey anon, emily says you guys had lunch the other, I hope you're not trying to steal her haha I can tell you've been working out looking real strong, okay champ, good talk
>>35234358
what a fucking fag
>>35231494
M-milk
>>35234395
Hey Chad, what the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? You bet your ass I'm stealing your gf, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. Jog on before I smash your face in in front of your friends.
>>35234444
haha can you believe this guy? why don't you take it easy, champ, I just complimented you. I think it's great a guy of your height is lifting weights, most short guys don't. nice quads btw, most short guys don't get quads like that
>>35234444
take it easy, okay? you're making emily uncomfortable
>>35234468
>he doesn't even lift
You've been lifting all these years and all girls want is aesthetics.
Should have saved on the gym membership, whey and roids and got plastic surgery.
>>35234468
sherminator?
>>35231494
I'll take feels with a side of regrets thanks
>>35234444
>implying you can smash anything other than your small penis, which is the only thing you have experience with
>>35234395
>>35234468
This bitch is ugly. Post something more fuckable.
>>35234552
>>35232472
>jelly grill with no tits detected
>>35234552
I'm sure you're way out of her league, anon
>>35234594
Get some standards, mang. This girl is a 6 at the very best.
>>35234615
I'm sure you're way out of her league, anon.
Btw post pics
>>35234630
Why do you waste your time arguing with bitter losers?
>>35234644
where do you think we are?
>mfw
>>35231494
So, apparently she's a real-estate agent.
How the fuck could you take her seriously when buying a house?
>>35234630
M8, literally every gf I've had was more attractive. Stop being a white knight.
ex had boobs like this, gets boring after a while.
size 10F was pretty funny going bra shopping.
for lunch il have water and a banana
>>35234814
>Wanna buy a house, anon? I've got a great deal for you.
>>35234561
anon why are you doing this to us
i want to bury my face in both their crotches at the same time
it will happen, if not with them, at least with a girl on that tier of looks.
>tfw girl on the right looks like an angel
Holy shit those knockers on her.
4 scoops vanilla whey shaken up with green tea for lunch, I think.
>>35234841
>cow tits get boring
I don't believe it
>>35234347
can relate, met him in NYC once
>>35234560
>writing rýže with i
What kind of pleb country are you from?
>>35235595
to je nějakej čůrák
>>35232519
GET IN THE WASHING MACHINE YOU DIRTY WHORE!
>>35234784
>mfw virtually every girl I ever been with has had D cups.
>>35234561
>you will never date the one on the left
why live
>>35236283
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
>>35234784
It's not as great as you think. I was with a girl with double E's (not fat) and it's exactly like saggy 3/4 filled water balloons. Sure, they look nice when a girl has a bra on holding those monsters close to her chest, but when they're let loose they hang and look like shit. After maybe the 5th time having sex they aren't even fun to play with anymore and tittyfucking has got to be the most awkward, disappointing sexual activity I have ever experienced.
Tldr: tittymonsters are just for looking at, real life is not like porn
>>35232472
Small tits girl detected
>>35236346
of course big tits hang
>not liking big hangers
what a low test pleb
>>35231599
>>35233697
its boy
>>35234853
>those hips
Literally made for sex
>>35234561
t-this tights on left hnnng
I wonder how she looks like in jeans
grill question
does anyone else hate all the bullshit you have to go through before you bang her? i just wanna be like "hey lets hang out". Then maybe get something to eat or whatever then fuck and let it be either official from there on out like bf/gf or at least fwb. I just wanna start all the good stuff immediately. But instead im spilling my spaghetti trying to not fuck up and i hate all the steps you have to go through before you get her naked like talking to her, getting to know her, getting her number, etc etc etc.
>>35236912
So, like, the human interaction part?
>>35236346
youre not suppose to titty fuck her or even pay much attention to her tits while having sex. Big tits are great because when youre out in public with her youre the guy with the girl with big tits and all the guys look at them. Its just an added extra thing thats awesome. Tits dont look as good bare.
>>35236944
No body cares, that why we didn't respond before. She is not anything special
>>35236926
i have no problem interacting with her but i usually take too long and i just come off as an autist. I need a better, straight to the point method.
>>35236912
that serves a purpose for girls, since it weeds the autists and obvious psychopaths out
>>35236939
This. A hot girl is the ultimate status symbol and big tits are the most in-your-face manifestation of that. You'd think that stuff like a Lamborghini would be more impressive, but imagine a guy in s lambo who can only fuck hot girls if they're escorts. Not as cool as the guy wit's the super hot girl leaning on his arm and whispering in his ear.
>>35236939
>>35237014
For the love of god, go outside.
anyone have that webm of a fat/chubby girl twerking? it was posted around here a little ago
>>35237014
I have to be real, a Lambo (even though Lamborghinis are nigger cars) beats a girl with big tits.
>>35236912
i hate going into my pocket hearing about bullshit i dont care to hear about
>>35237024
lel
ok bud keep focusing on girls titties then. You'll be let down every time.
Dibs bedora :DDDD
>>35237024
Uhh, I've dated some seriously hot girls. That's what it's like. People look at her and look at you to see what's so special about you. There is nothing I could wear or drive that would make me as interesting to random passerby as having a 5'11" high test model on my arm.
>>35237066
not him but usually tall girls arent very curvy, more on the lanky side, so that wouldn't make you high test, if i understand all this high test stuff correctly
>>35237114
This girl had very wide hips, a small waist and big tits while still being almost 6' of well-shaped legs. Rare, but this one exists and goes to nursing school in Boston.
>>35236912
Personally I'm not that attracted to a Guy until I get to actually know him.a lot of pleasure from fucking for me IA derived from the attachment between me and that person, and true healthy attachments take time to make, tidbits of reciprocal self disclosure here and there, realizing you don't have to be afraid of him rejecting me for who I am. For me its that connection that turns a 7/10 to a 10/10 for me. Not all girls are like this, and some guys can be like this. But for many girls, its that connection that makes it sexy. For most men its just a physical thing. Honestly the idea of fucking a stranger is just disgusting and repulsive to me. But not everyone is the same
>>35237284
do I even have to ask?
>>35236976
kek true
>>35237401
this is why we will genocide you once life-like sexbots and artificial wombs become a reality
When I read these threads, I imagine you /fit/izens are have an imaginary tea party with the women you post. You hold fake conversations as though an attractive woman invited you out to lunch, or spoke to you at the gym. You play them out as though the reason it goes wrong isn't your fault, it's hers: she's a gains goblin, she got fat, she only likes taller boys, she's promiscuous. Either way, the fantasy's poor ending is not your fault. Does it make you feel better about yourselves?
I don't have to eat anything. But you have to eat this bowl of eggs.
>>35237854
no but it's funny
>>35231494
Since no one is on topic.
>French toast
>Egg whites
>Spinach salad
>Glass of orange juice
What about you, dear?
How fit is your baby?
>4 months old
>28 inches long
>20 lbs 3 oz.
Also, rate aesthetics.
>>35238315
No fucking way, I thought I fucking clicked start thread. My bad guys.
>>35231910
So you're going to suck her dick?
>>35232131
Anyone got the girl or pic to the thread that says ">uhh, anon, I thought you said you worked out? How come you're not even 200 pounds?" on the top row? Maybe even a link to a /fit/ archive so I can search for it.
>>35238315
>>35238330
Looking pretty chubby m8
When are you putting him on DNP?
>>35238315
>that hairline
JUST
>>35231494
Fresh fish, sautéed kale and broccoli, spinach and avocado salad, cultured vegies.
>>35238528
A pair of melons and some milk, if you catch my drift ;^)))))
>>35231494
Your virginity.
>>35238800
ayy
>>35234444
quads... the guy is serious run!!!!
>>35232472
>itty bitty titty committee detected
>>35232519
I'D LIKE TO DO HER LAUNDRY IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT
>>35232519
>tfw you will never have a perfect girl like her.
Fuck
>>35236346
What the fuck? My last girl had monster tits and putting my dick between them felt heavenly
>>35236764
Why would that sway my opinion
>>35237784
Ex-Machina style
>>35236912
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1i7CcbaGF_8
>>35232519
well hel- holy sweet mother of jesus...
>>35234615
As should you, anon.
How did /reddit9k/ get so popular that they were able to spread and ruin all of 4chan?
I know 4chan has been shit for many years now, but places like /fit/ were some of the few places that still had some quality.
4chan is now unbearable across the entire site
>>35237014
>ultimate status symbol
Lies.
Money and power is the ultimate status symbol.
Owning shit tons of companies, being the king of it all, that's the ultimate status symbol.
The chicken wrap, but I'll be eating you tonight.
Or something.
What do you do when she's flirting with you but then casually drops that she has a boyfriend?
Like fuck me right
>>35241212
ELLIOT RODGER IS THAT YOU?
For scale
>tuna can specifies kcals and macros for "2 tablespoons"
shit's not exact and it's killing me.
>>35242045
U N R E A L
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>>35242061
What? Tablespoon is a measurement and equals 15ml = 15 grams.
>>35242168
i don't think the density of tuna is 1g/mL
>>35237854
>she only likes taller boys
70% of women on this planet prefer guys taller than them. and wont giive shorter guys the time of day. stop tryiing yo act like that is our fault. another thing that isn't our fault is our facial genetics, its not the girls fault either but still, its a great reason to not approach girls.
>>35242045
jesus christ
>>35242168
You did not do well in school, did you?
>>35242045
Oh lawd...
>>35232131
Are these supposed to be motivating or depressing as fuck?
>>35236969
Tinder
Seriously though, for casual, straight to the point sex, tinder is best.
If you avoid fakes and fatties, there are quite a few hot sloots there and everybody on the app is there only for sex...
>>35244684
What if I just want a LTR with a chick I never met? honestly I never been attractive before.. I'm thinking I'll lean on OKC
>>35238800
>that girl
>virgin
ayy lmao her hymen has been gone since she was 15
>>35242045
this chick is impossible. what the fuck was god thinking when he made her?
Fucked by a man.
>>35232519
who is dis semen demon
>>35244952
https://www.instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/?hl=en
>>35244747
Don't do this anon there are literally no women in those sites, it's all dudes and bots.
>>35231494
A mouthful of roast beef and some melons.
>>35242045
I'm seeing a girl right now with similar proportions, granted she's about six inches shorter than me. I need to get her ass into the gym pronto and on a regular diet so we can become perfection together. Thanks for the inspiration, anon. Also, when we're banging and she's on top, her tits are literally so large that they're almost ballooned to her cute little belly button, and then I shoot deeply inside of her. Peace out, bitches.
>>35244982
I know the ratio is weak, but I'm also 6' and white. What's the alternative? Dating friends? I don't have a lot. It keeps my life simple
>>35232519
my christ in heaven the things I would do
