Just bought this bad boy for when I go on my dreamer bulk this winter to hide muh gains.
>>35227834
Autist - the hoodie
literally just wear a t-shirt and shorts you fucking
Bait
>>35227834
>paying money for passive-aggressive hoodies
lmao
Also your winter bulk should've started in November mate
>>35227834
this is way normies think we are meathead douchebags
>>35227834
>not posting the superior version
is it douchey to wear a compression shirt?
>>35228410
i'm the last thing from fit but i wear one anyway because it "gets" me into "the zone"
>>35228389
i'd rather wear this desu senpai..at least girls might approach me that way if they know I am single and so desperate for a gf that i'd wear a dumb fuck sweater
>>35227834
>>35228683
If that's you, your receding hairline hints that you're too old for those earrings, that shirt, and this website.
>>35228704
It's not, but mine is in the wash and that was the only pic of a guy wearing one that I could find.
How big do I have to be to wear the "I have never seen a vagina" shirt
>>35227834
>Friday, about 6 PM
>In room, browsing 4chan and shitposting on /fit/
>Dad comes in
>"Hey buddy, have any plans for the weekend?"
>"Not really, no."
>"Why don't you go out with some friends? It's a nice night."
>Conversation continues for another five minutes
>Dad asks about girls and my "friends"
>I try to dodge around admitting I have no friends and have no experience with girls
>But he knows
>"Ok buddy, just let me know if you ever want a ride somewhere, or you can borrow my car any time you want."
>Pats me on the shoulder and leaves
>I get back to telling dyels on /fit/ how I am a true alpha male
>After a few minutes, feel thirsty for creatine
>No creatine
>Venture out of my room and go to the kitchen
>Hear my father in the living room, crying
>Look around the corner
>He's looking through photo albums at pictures of me
>"Hey Dad."
>He looks up, trying to hide that he was crying
>"I'm going out with some friends, can I still borrow the car?"
>He smiles the happiest smile I have seen in years
>"Sure thing buddy."
>He gets up and hugs me, tears in his eyes
>I get dressed, get in the car and leave
>I drive to the gym and start my workout
>I go to the locker room to pin my glues
>Return home the next morning after 8 hour arms
>Pretend I was out with friends all night
>Dad hugs me again
I've been doing this almost every weekend for months now.
>Says he got me something
>Pulls out sweatshirt
>"Hah, it's a funny sweatshirt MasTest, we all know you pull the ladies with those 18' arms of yours"
Pic related, review he posted on amazon
>>35227834
jesus christ are you autistic?
>>35228912
>>35228912
you are sure to get all the newfag replies lmao
>>35228912
>Return home the next morning after 8 hour arms
>>35227834
>>35227834
>SingIe
>Taken
>Faggy third option that the person wearing thinks is witty and hiIarious
Are we in 2003 again?
>>35229212
I want to see the brofessor wearing this.
>>35228912
>no friends
>no gf
>no original stories
you really are a piece of shit
>>35227834
Why on earth would anybody wear anything long sleeve in the gym?
>>35229366
leg day
to hide what your arms actually look like, while also making your forearms look great
>>35228326
>I live in the northern hemisphere therefore everyone in the world does
You must be American
>>35229366
Because my mom's basement is cold
>>35228912
I wear a 2xl hoodie despite only being a medium-large, baggy joggers, a trapper hat and some vans.
Looks kinda stupid but comfy.
Also I live in a cold place.
>>35227834
Old t-shirt or a old polo, no-brand shorts, adidas, no-brand cotton socks
I seriously hope don't care about how you look whilst lifting heavy things from the ground; and I seriously hope you don't care about how you look when you're putting the same heavy things down
>>35228912
Nice /fit/-adapted pasta (I prefer the original version where the guy sleeps in the car anyway)
>>35229760
>a trapper hat
for which fucking purpose
>>35229826
live in cold place, winter, comfy, long hair and don’t want to get sweat all over the benches.
Its also like "my thing" i guess, been wearing them all the time for like 3 years.
>>35229864
>live in cold place
The gym isn't outdoors, is it?
>long hair and don’t want to get sweat all over the benches
>"my thing"
That's awfully autismal, funny that no one has ever suggested you to take off a fucking trapper hat while lifting. Probably by now everyone believe you're some sort of rain man
>>35227834
These and only these OP. People mire when I do squats.
>>35229388
considering about 85-90% of people do live in the Northern hemisphere I don't see the problem.
>>35229888
gotta say I am quite autistic, but my gym is empty most of the time being a specialist body-building gym, and even when people are there, a lot of them were hats as well.
also checked'
>>35229892
I don't even understand this.
>>35228912
delicious pasta
>>35229892
It's hard to find these in quality. All the ones I have would slip off my cheeks with any vigorous movement, but maybe my ass just isn't joocy enough.
>>35230606
I guess that we need a photo to evaluate the juicy-ness of your ass in relation with the purported anushole-thong
no homo
>>35229760
>>35229864
>lts also Iike "my thing" l guess
None of this can be true in either post. SeriousIy, cannot be true.
>>35230623
I would but then I'd have to shave my ass jungle and that's pretty homo. Also, I'd probably want to wash out the skid marks and then I'd have to drive out to the laundromat and ask my mom for quarters.
>>35227834
I wear some t-shirts from different teams I got after the world cup, some Kmart brand athletic pants and some beat-up chucks. Hooray for bring broke.
>>35227834
Used to wear tank tops and tshirts and never understood the fucks wearing sweatshirts and hats and sweats in the hot ass gym, Literally get anxiety like fuck from everyone staring at me now every time I go. I take pre workout too so it amplifies the problem. Thus sweater gym mode is born
>not wearing dull monotone compression shirt, basketball shorts over compression shorts, black socks and trainers to maximize gains, comfort, and not drawing attention to yourself
plebs
>>35229760
Is your gym outside or something??
>>35230890
yeah its true, its comfy man.
>>35231194
na it just feels nice to be cosy when at the gym, most people wear hats and hoodies to my gym.
Pic related has been getting me lots of mires at the gym.
>>35227834
i usually wear this
>>35227834
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>>35228683
holy shit what a tryhard fag. go die in an electrical fire.
That hoodie is fucking autism
>>35228683
Mah negro
>>35228683
danny dyer?
>>35228683
Just shave your head man, you'd look much better for it.
