u got worms nigga LMAO!!!

Also worth checking for hemorrhoids.

hey OP, potentially hemorrhoids, or you know, wipe better

>>35227459
How does one check for this?

>>35227662
They stick a finger up your pooper and ask if it hurts.

Honestly just go buy a generic anti itch/hemorrhoid cream and see if that helps

>>35227730

Thanks I'll try that. Got anything to buy with it to make it super awkward

Go to a doctor you have pinworms

Theres a pill, dont worry

>>35227433
Actually try to clean your asshole and asshair.

Sleep in the nude and see if it helps. If it does, then it might be an allergic reaction to the detergent you wash your clothes in.

I get the 'sensitive skin' 'perfume free' laundry soap so I don't get an itchy asshole.

I've had this too, good fucking chance it's pinworms. Fucking disgusting to find them in your shit. If you can get any turd out at the time you feel the itching try it, make sure the turd doesn't get submerged, carefully look at it. If you got pinworms you'll probaply spot a few in the surprise turd that pushed them out.

>>35227467
I used to get this all the rine despite wiping until I bleed.