drink as much water as you can handle and walk to the store
>>35226736
Go eat some chips buddy. You being a fat sack of shit just makes me look and feel better.
>>35226736
Do it at home, its easy and they take much less oil
Or since you are an american and cant cook, youre fucked, fattie
>>35226736
waste money on drugs, works wonders,
source: personal experience
>>35226775
If I smoke weed that just makes me crave more food...
>>35226736
go to the store, don't buy anything and sprint back home
cardio for the weak faggots
>>35226854
>>35226760
>>35226758
Is smoking a cigarette better than eating a big of chips, cause that would fill the crave i think.
>>35226736
Go to the store fatty you know you want to
Bro, if you want crisps, slice a potato, brush on some spices you like, and bake it in the oven.
Or you could cut carrots into strips and bake those too with a bit of chili.
Or baked sweet potato fries with lots of salt and pepper.
Or baked parsnip fries.
You're gonna go to the store to BUY your unhealthy cravings when healthier alternatives can be made in the comfort of your own home? For shame.
Apples and water are the way to go my friend, good luck and stop being fat!
>>35226865
Never gonna make it
>>35226984
what do you mean?
>>35226736
Ahhh why not take a quick trip to the store. Potato chips are cheap and delicious. Mmmm think of the crunchy salty first bite. Treat yourself mate, go get the big bag of chips. You deserve it for doing so good.
>>35227009
I haven't done anything good?
I don't get the hate on potatoes(I guess the vegetable oil used to make potato chips is bad but I mean potatoes in general). I can completely understand the hate on soda and candy but potatoes actually have some nutritional value.
potatoes = vegetable
salt = essential mineral
oil = healthy fats
>>35226984
faggot is you
>>35227007
If you new a cigarette instead of just using discipline, you might as well just start using steroids because you'll never make it naturally.
>>35226736
buy a 50g bag (350cals) and scale back the rest of your diet
do not buy a 200g bag. repeat, do not
have a nice day
>>35226736
do it if you want to
if you want to you're a loser
you will forever be a loser if you do it
but do it, faggot
do it for the salty fats
do it
>>35227108
>implying potatoes have any nutritional value once theyve been cooked by extremely high temperatures to make them chips
>>35227297
It's fine to buy a 200g bag. You just have to take a week or two to consume it.
instead go buy some caffeine pills from gnc and just pop those every time you're hungry
>>35226736
just eat them
you weren't going to make it anyway
>>35227226
>potatoes = vegetable
nope
>>35226865
Look at yourself right now. You can do whatever you want with your life, you have the same potential for willpower as everyone else. Yet you debate about what poison you wanna kill yourself with. So go ahead OP, why not both smoke and eat the chips?
You will be happy for 10 min, and then you will be left with all of the regret, just like the last time...
>>35227426
how long do caffeine pills take to curb the hunger
how much caffeine can i take and be safe?
>>35227641
>taking caffeine
enjoy not sleeping
OP back, so I didn't go dow to the store instead I made 2 quesedillas. Did I fuck up or was this a win?
>>35226736
this post made we want some good salt and vinegar chips
>just went out and got a whole bag of chips
>bulk life good life
>>35226736
Eat mandioca chips instead, they are healthier and taste pretty good.
Make kale chips. They taste better and full of vitamins
>>35227767
That seems nice. What's your recipe?
>>35226736
Kill yourself. No more cravings.
You're welcome.
>>35226784
Cocaine helps with weightloss
skinny people dont understand being fat,try this diet its the best ever
>>35227767
that's dinner, right?
>>35230176
It was a snack
Probably not more than 200 per quesdailla so not bad right
>>35230188
depends on what you're aiming for.
2000 calories per day?
if so you just had 20% of your daily intake in a snack.
>>35226736
literally havent eaten crisps in about a year desu. Just stop eating them for a while and youll stop wanting them
>those shitty macros
>>35230225
Damn... I ate 2 pancakes this morning I think that was like 1000 calories and had some soda with it. I probably can still afford like 500 calories. Maybe I should make 2 more quesadillas and drink it with half a cup of soda to hit 2000
>>35230252
or drink water?
>>35230252
watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8svuSIYQu74
Just go get your chips fatty boy. You don't have what it takes to be shredded if you cant stay away from food.
>>35230264
Can't I fill out the rest of the calories? I mean soda is what makes food taste better and I have just a little bit then its not that bad, right?
>>35230478
keep making excuses.
>>35230560
Why can't you just answer the questions instead of being mean
>>35230278
He didn't cry in the video and I cried by the end of the video
>>35230578
Because you're a retard who obviously isn't going to make it.
OP here so I ended up drinking a full can of soda so now I'm just going to order a vegan pizza from pizza hut since that is only like 200 calories for a large
>>35231236
or you could just eat porridge or something, much cheaper and healthier. You gotta forego some shit occasionally. Or you could also make some delicious healthy food, look up a recipe for Plaki, literal god's food
lel bait?
>>35231236
JUST STOP EATING YOU FAT ASS
Why do I find more pleasure in eating than masturbation+orgasm what the fuck is wrong with me
eat a baked potato instead, faggot.
NO, NOT WITH LOADS OF CHEESE AND SOUR CREAM!
>>35231482
one baked potato doesn't make me full for a meal. I'd have to eat like 4 or 5 although most starches only keep me full for like 30 minutes.
>>35226736
Cut your credit/debit cards in half. Get cash from the bank every month. $100 for food each month and however much for gas. That's it.
OP Here I was still hungry after eating that pizza so I made some popcorn luckily it was basically fat free
I also had a diet soda 0 calories since I already had my share of soda for the day
>>35226736
Use your laziness to your advantage. Think about all the steps you would have to do to get the chips. Do you really wanna get properly dressed? Go outside? Walk? Find the chips? Interact with dumb immigrants who barely speak the world's language? Walk again? Fuck that, just eat something you already have (hopefully something healthy) or go to bed.
>>35230578
If you are not a troll:
>Because you are never gonna change if you keep this up
>Because you NEED to change your life by eating healthy
>Soda and shit is not good for you, change the way you think about food
>>35227810
lmao hf bulking fagg0t
>>35231896
Not gonna make it
