>>35219661
Fraud general. Roiding for this? Edition
steroids are for manlet faggots
>>35226351
Dyel pakis too
>roiding for this
>>35226365
manlet faggot detected
Is liking little girls high test
>>35226392
If you don't like fat traps then you're literally never going to make it
>>35226392
How little?
>>35226408
>1g of tren a week
>200mg test
dunno why I'm getting mild gyno effects(bit hurt when you apply pressure, some build up, not much), no prolactin sides.
I take like half a pill of aromasin every 2 days, 1 fucking MG of caber every 2-3 days.
that's already fuckin overkill.
Yeah it's pharma grade, from the best UK source.
>250 Test Enan
>400 Tren Enan
>500 Mast Enan
>250 DNP
>1,500 kcal
185 --> 181 in 3 days
I feel fucking terrible.
I've spent the past few days obsessing over whether whey powders are actually effective
I think I might have been fucking my gains getting most of my protein from Whey instead of food
>>35226341
way to go you fucking junkie
>>35226413
A gram of tren
>>35226413
probably cut with npp
>>35226432
cause i dont care about anything in life, i dont even know why i do this shit
>>35226417
>taking more than 1 scoop a day
retard why are you even using drugs?
>>35226451
But Dick Piano says to take 8...
>>35226451
>>35226467
C'MON
'
M
O
N
how mad does this you make brehs?
>>35226486
>>35226392
>be me
>always have 7-12 year old swarming me for some reason whenever I got a public activity
>I don't even like girls
>>35226486
>mfw this generation of swedish teenage girls are gonna get raped 10x of any previous
>>35226467
debating adding a little mast like 500ish, you brew it at 250 right?
thinking since I'll already be doing 3.5ml trest + .5ml test e3d I'm going to split it into two 2ml pins, and the difference between 2ml and 2.5ml would be negligible
>>35226486
>>35226507
did someone say they had a brown people problem?
kebab removal expert
>>35226341
>does 3x week full body hypertrophy.
>looks like Jason blaha
Here we have it folks. Anectodal evidence that 3x a week full body will give you skinny fat Jason blaha proportions.
>>35226417
>If you are eating at our target of 1.5g/kg, don’t worry about bioavailability.
http://schwarzenegger.com/fitness/post/the-protein-bible-part-1-introduction
>>35226535
You're going to be on based Trump's deportation team removing taco/wonton, right?
>>35226486
Not mad at all because I am so tolerant :^)
>>35226417
Why would you mix so much crap with the dnp? Just take more dnp to cut faster and then take all the gear. Not like you're at a real risk of muscle loss at 180lb. That cycle would make sense if you were a 250 pound BB trying to lose 15 pounds.
>>35226549
he's gonna be the jason blaha of Pakistan living off of Youtube money
>>35226361
I don't intend to go pro either.
What does that have to do with me wanting higher levels of test in me.
>don't have a counterargument
>lolol you so butthurt
Man you got me.
>>35226535
yeah
>>35226553
I don't believe it doe.
>>35226571
it costs me nothing and I don't want the hormonal fluctuations from coming off and then going on again
>>35226557
Fucking lol at this image.
Why you guys convincing me to go to Norway with this chit. Sweden was supposed to be the dream </3
>>35226523
I'm jealous
>>35226549
dude has some fucking child-bearing hips too
>>35226554
fuck that I love my ethnic food
>>35226628
hmm possibilities
>>35226628
What concentrations are you brewing at?
>no one is selling anything, mods
>>35226647
What do you mean? Sweden is the best country
>>35226647
You're gonna have to take turns with syrian refugees either way
>>35226659
Test E 250
Test P 100
Tren E 200
Tren A 100
Mast E (personal) 250
Mast P 100
Deca 200
NPP 200
Anavar 35
Anadrol 50
Epistane 35
Superdrol 20
Dianabol 35
>>35226701
Not really. Sweden and Germany are the two keked countries because their left government said they will let anyone in and everyone is welcome. Besides Norway is not in the European Union.
LMFAO USING STEROIDS TO LOOK LIKE THAT LMFAOOO
>35226229
>You're just doing random shit
Well if you call a specific 13 movement routine with a specific progressive loading and deload scheme done at a specific time and day followed by cardio with a specific parameter done on specific days "random"..... then yes I guess I am doing random shit.
>>35226239
>Why do you take all that crap to look like that? Especially hgh + clen
Well this is just the beginning, I have only been back in the gym for less than 6months now, also that pic is over a month old I was only on EQ/Test.
Why use Clen/T3? Because for me I have found it works.
Why use HGH? Ehhh I am old, felt like trying low dose, its safe and effective, regeneration/rejuvenation. Got some pharma and wrists/forearms are already aching after less than 2 weeks other than that I feel better than I ever have in my entire life.
>>35226244
>holy shit pakis are insufferable
Racist idiots on /fit/ are even more insufferable. If you must know I am 1/2 Tuareg Berber, 1/4 Dutch, and 1/4 Irish you /pol/smoker ... if it makes you feel better I have 4 fuck buddies in rotation and they are all white females 3 college aged, and 1 MILF from the gym.
I am Murican and we dont have Pakis here because Trump kicked them all out. Cant stump the Trump 2bh familia :^)
I am actually slightly amused that one of you /fraud/fags actually used my pic as the OP to make a new thread.
The funny thing is that people want to take shots and poke fun, fair enough. I was simply responding to an anon that wanted to know why someone with very little gym experience would take juice and I did the best to explain my reasoning.
I dont regret my decision, I did all of my research, got a solid source, dosed at reasonable levels, using the proper ancillaries, and I feel fantastic and the gains and progress are coming steadily. less than 6mos back in the gym less than 4.5mos on gear.
Getting hella pussy doe :^)
>>35226722
Thanks anon. Norway it is for canary.
>>35226765
>>35226722
It has been decided.
>>35226600
There may not be extensive studies on the risks of bnc but that doesn't mean that the risks aren't there, you are completely ignorant to ignore this.
bnc obviously carries several long term problems, such as:
difficulty recovering hpta
several cardio vascular problems
balding at en exceeded rate
and even just your tolerance to steroids going up..
There are several more, I'm not saying that cycling doesn't carry these risks but they are greatly increased when you choose to blast and cruise...
You guys on fraud seriously have a problem with downtoning all the risks of steroid use, because the risks are there and always will be, it's pathetic to see half of you running unrequired heavy compounds such as tren
>>35226733
Small people gotta start somewhere senpai
>>35226341
Your cheat gains are worse than my starting from zero knowledge about weightlifting natty gains. hope you feel retarded as shit
>>35226781
a wise choice
>>35226647
>Sweden was supposed to be the dream </3
"Was" being the key word.
>>35226781
V if I make a bunch of roidshekels and can travel would you be down for me to come visit you?
>>35226781
You're gonna have to learn the language and assimilate properly if you're moving here.
If not you're no different than refugees in our eyes.
>>35226782
>There may not be extensive studies on the risks of bnc but that doesn't mean that the risks aren't there, you are completely ignorant to ignore this.
And yet, there have been extensive studies on how mobile phones bring negative risks to your health.
And yet, here you are using one. Every single day.
What risks you're willing to take and are worth it are completely down to the person.
Mirin' open mindedness you faggot.
>>35226755
>Roid Rage: The Post
>>35226557
this pic. lmaoo
>>35226755
You're dutch? Anyway, i'am happy for you.
Do what makes you happy and let the haters hate.
Goed bezig
>>35226755
>I dont regret my decision, I did all of my research, got a solid source, dosed at reasonable levels, using the proper ancillaries, and I feel fantastic and the gains and progress are coming steadily. less than 6mos back in the gym less than 4.5mos on gear.
you look like shit and will forever look like shit.
>>35226755
you seem mad that you've got some womanly hips
>>35226782
[citation needed]
>>35226828
I'd like to think me being able to speak English and us being from the same western cultural background would make me be a couple steps higher than a refugee as far as assimilation goes.
If I ever decided to live there, of course I'd learn the language. Wouldn't make any sense not to.
>>35226810
:(
>>35226826
As long as no rec drugs I'd be happy to have you come over and bro it out. Could even get you a place to stay if you let me know when you'd be coming beforehand.
>>35226782
I don't think your tolerance to steroids goes up no matter how much you do
>>35226782
>There may not be extensive studies on the risks of bnc but that doesn't mean that the risks aren't there, you are completely ignorant to ignore this.
there are hundreds if not thousands of studies on trt dude
b&c=trt+cycling without the pct
theres no tolerance to hormones
>>35226900
Yeah I think its more about needing more once you reach a certain mass. If you somehow manage to roid without getting any muscle I doubt you would automatically need more after a few cycles
>>35226900
>>35226861
>>35226910
He's 19 afaik.
Let him go through his smartass know it all stage.
We've all been there.
>>35226849
>>35226879
are you white? in case you will be ok, also are you well off?
>>35226782
I agree with some points. We'll defend cycling because we're cycling and you will defend bcn because that's why you're doing.
Endless loop
>>35226932
I-I'm 19 too
>>35226952
I'm tanned as fuck. But as in lineage, yes I'm white.
Yes I'm well off, and doubt I'd take any kind of money off your government and will, on the contrary, probably get raped by your glorious taxes.
>>35226879
>I'd like to think me being able to speak English and us being from the same western cultural background would make me be a couple steps higher than a refugee as far as assimilation goes.
Barely, Norway is extremely xenophobic. You will always be "different" to us. You'll always be a visitor, so to say.
But yeah, learning to language is the biggest and most important step.
>>35226970
>Norway is extremely xenophobic
Awesome. Liking you guys more and more.
I don't want to become Norwegian, so being "different" is cool by me too. Different isn't necessarily bad.
>>35226970
>Barely, Norway is extremely xenophobic
NOrway xenophobic??! no way
>>35226832
I don't see why you have to be so immature about this my intent was just to argue for my point, which you found too personal I guess
>comparing steroids to cell phones
>What risks you're willing to take and are worth it are completely down to the person.
Atleast you somewhat seem to agree now that there are risks, thank you.
>down to the person
>open mindedness
cmon... This is what hamplanets say when criticized...
>>35226861
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/anabolic-steroids/what-cons-blast-cruise-730159.html
The guy on this thread probably explains it a bit better than me, after that you can use google as I cbf looking for sources, they are however there.
>>35226900
>I don't think your tolerance to steroids goes up no matter how much you do
cmon breh...
>>35226910
There's hundreds of studies on trt but not many on bnc
>>35226979
Difficult decision
>>35226968
i cant see why youd even want to live here
its p shit, everything is expensive and the taxes are crazy high
id have left already if i wasnt exploiting the "free" education
>>35226986
read the rest of my post m8
everything you say about b&c also applies to cycling except for the shit thats exclusively related to trt (which is not that big of a deal if you do it right)
and no, you really cant build up a tolerance to hormones
some data actually shows that steroids get more effective the more you use them
>>35226986
>cmon breh
Breh it's a hormone, not a drug
>>35226968
Mirin the dedication for Nordic qt
>>35226939
sweden is already KEKED LIKE GERMANY VERDAMMT. I hate this polictical correct Bullshit. It's killing us allllll.
pic related. we are killing ourselves.
GENOCIDE!!
>>35227002
Cause glorious aryan poon and less competition for it.
We've been through this Hungry.
>>35226970
this is true, i've been livign here for 4 years, not learning the language, very outsider.
they are not xenophobic (sadly) but are really into close circles that they have sicne they were children, its hard to enter into them, especially as man.
also men like to get naked at parties, i dont get why desu.
>>35226983
The time will come when he will be freed from prison and heralded as the hero he is.
>>35226988
If you are white you should go to sweden.
Swedes are so fucked up that their only hope comes from poles and balkan immigrants.
>>35227016
yes but why would you want to LIVE here? you could just come visit every once in a while and not have to take part in all the stupid shit
>>35226341
Those shitty roids
>tfw swedish and want to move to norway but don't want to be treated like a third world worker
>>35227021
How much you want?
>>35226986
It's pointless to argue with them about this subject. trust me, i tried it too
we are cycling brothers
i listen to rich piano. Great advice
>>35227034
Cause I want to bang em 24/7 and needing to take a flight the whole time would be annoying.
Obvious best option would be to go there, meet them, and take them with me back to Canaries.
Gonna go muslim on you guys HUE
>>35227013
I am a slave to this desire. It's terrible.
>>35227014
cont
>>35227002
Anabolics 2002 and 2004 author William Llewellyn
"I think the diminishing returns fact has more to do with losing a positive
protein balance as the muscle cells get bigger and bigger.. Androgens
actually increase their own receptor concentrations; very different from
what we see with most other drugs.. Other factors, like increased protein
degredation, and in inability to shuttle higher and higher amouts of
nutrients to the cells, probably play a more important role here.
What you see is a dramtic increase in androgen receptor levels when one goes on a cycle. A little counter-intuitative at first, but a well documented fact.."
>>35227002
Where dol you want to leave to you fucking faggot pussy cunt?
I've lived all around the world and norway is the best place on earth.
Stay here, get swole, get ready for war.
>>35227052
Black Hair, Pale Skin, Blue Eyes is best qt.
>>35227052
be prepared for crazy tho.
Scandi women are fucked up real bad.
>>35226848
>Roid Rage: The Post
Nah familia I dont get mad often. I suggest reading Epictetus if you do.
Even on over 1g when I felt myself start to get irrationally annoyed at something I would just remind myself that I was juiced and should just calm down, and that always seems to help a lot.
Only 2 weeks into the Tren and plan to go 20 weeks so we will see if that changes :^)
>>35226849
>You're dutch?
No Im American, my Grandmother is full Dutch from Apeldorn? (not sure on spelling) region, her parents moved here just prior to WWI....fucking Germans always shitting things up :^)
>>35226855
>you look like shit and will forever look like shit.
Holy shit anon are you from the future? Tell me does Trump ever get stumped? Does he actually win the election? Did he make Murica great again?
Pls respond
>>35227051
eh fuck it I guess
Not gonna go to extensive lengths to help someone on a botswanan banana trading platform
>>35227030
did you knew he was cycling roids? not bnc
fuck u bncc'ers
mirin that chest
>>35227034
You've got the same mindset I had. Get a free education, a couple years of experience to put on a resume and move.
The US is awful for starting your own small business, but if you start it up in Norway/Denmark you can run it part-time from there while working full-time @ 14.6% tax.
wanna do 3months test cycle, but wtf it's hard as fuck to find eu source, 1 reasonable on sst just announced vacation for 14days
are the eroids sources any good? I don't understand why it takes weeks to deliver when it's supposedly shipped from eu to eu country
any tips?
6'2 200lbs 15-20bf (I see 4abs) will do slower bulk on 500-600mg or cut on lower dose if will feel too fat, I have 1234 plates after 9 months, lately recovery is hindering process mostly. Nutrition, sleep, stress on point
>>35227098
use MB or something.
ITT: Bro-science goes /pol/
>tfw I'm a Swedish leftist with a qt south american/Swedish gf
>tfw racemixing is life and Sweden is great in its current state, except for the racism issue
>>35227083
Don't I know it.
hey guiyz this guy is cycling.
bnc; mad as fuck. I was i were cycling baka
>>35227098
I recently bought gear from sst im eu
>>35227114
SWEDEN YES
>>35227114
Is this your gf?
>>35227132
You used real name & home address, right?
I'm still on the fence about ordering so close to Christmas
>>35227136
>>35227133
stay obsessed.
>>35227144
yeah, real name & home address, stealth was bretty good
>>35226341
Help me bruhhs, I got asked if i was a power lifter today at the gym. Does this mean I am 2 fat?
pic girl thinks i am over 6 foot, really just 5'10
>>35227130
bnc are like:
Anon: hey guys 3 weeks into 1gram tren blast, but im pissing blood and tried to kill myself last night, what do?
bnc: just up your caber bro, ur fine
>>35227132
how long it took? was it MB? He doesnt ship now, I can't find anything else.
How many of you guys are circumcised? Would you have it done to your son?
I'm like half circumcised where there's an apparent scar line but I can still roll my skin over the tip a little
>>35227052
gay
>>35227060
>literally the same thing i just said in fancier words
neat
>>35227068
sweden, not norway
idk if norway would be better tho, i dont like getting 90% of the money i earn stolen from me
das just me tho
also gear is crazy expensive here, even worse in norway from what ive read so even getting swole is hard
>>35227095
denmark seems p nice actually, too bad your language is shit
>>35227198
tg4y
didnt take long, but you should probably expect it taking ~2weeks because of christmas and all of the stuff being sent through customs etc
>>35227086
>Scandi women are fucked up real bad.
Where exactly is this not the case for women breh
>>35227083
Black or blonde hair, I don't really have a preference. Both tanned and white skin have their perks.
But blue eyes man. Blues eyes... hnnngh
>>35227130
Man that dude has to go on a diet yo
>>35227153
Guess I'll just put $500 aside if the cops show up again.
>>35227198
Too good.
>>35227201
I'm sorry you have a mutilated penis, anon.
>>35227206
Wow, wooooow. It's great, but I'd spend 5 years reaching a million turnover with a company due to the taxes. Probably take 3 years in England, Canada or Spain.
>>35226408
underrated post
I would smash on so many levels
>>35226628
I'm seeing a pattern there. Do the longer esters have better solubility in oil?
>>35227246
I think you've just been unlucky senpai
And why do you have to pay a fine? I've had friends who ordered drugs off silk road get caught by police where they just denied everything and got off
>>35227201
>Would you have it done to your son?
Are you fucking serious?
>>35227268
>Do the longer esters have better solubility in oil?
yep
>>35227269
Ol' days. They got a warrant because 150 pills counts as 150 units (considered above personal usage), regardless of actual size. They found a knife 0.2" too long and fined me for that. Actually found some anavar too, but I convinced them it was vitamin B12.
>>35227246
>Spain
Lol no. We're starting to get fucked in the ass by taxes too.
Worst case scenario by the next elections we'll be the next Sweden in taxes.
>>35227333
NW, do you have all these chicks organized in their own files or something
>>35227333
What's that heart for? For a second I thought it was because of hairy underarms.
>>35227305
>>35227333
ayy tybg
>>35227312
Eh, it's like 25%, that's manageable compared to the 36.5% in Denmark (and payroll taxes @ 48%+) or 42% in the US (albeit with payroll tax @ 14%).
Ireland or Switzerland would be nice, but the country seems awful to live in.
>>35227305
>>35227013
>>35226998
>>35226802
>>35226765
>>35226701
>>35226579
>>35226553
>>35226408
>>35226365
>>35227333
>>35227342
And possibly op are nw?
Taking the find nw challenge
>>35227364
>it's like 25%
Lolwut. If you're at 5k+/month we're nearing 50%.
And that's now, with the most conservative party.
>>35227294
Thx bb
>>35227381
Corporate tax? Sounds like payroll, which I haven't actually looked at for Spain. If it's really that high Spain is off the table too.
>>35227381
Don't you just wander the beach all day and collect rent money
>>35227346
No my folder's a mess. Just stream of hnnng
>>35227364
why is ireland bad? i like their beer
i dont really mind most of this stuff tbqh, the biggest thing is just how ez it is for cops to fuck me over
>>35227394
Oh, my bad. Was talking about personal income.
I'm not sure about corporate but afaik it's at 28% unless it changed in the last 1-2 years.
>>35227371
you got me breh. Not a single wrong post
If one achieves some muscle mass during a roid cycle, and this muscle mass does not even exceed one's natty limit, won't it be lost after properly finishing the cycle?
>>35227442
>won't it be lost
You sure you phrased that as you wanted?
Whatever you gained on a proper cycle that doesn't go beyond what your body can naturally sustain, you can expect to retain ~80% of when going off.
>>35227364
Why do you find Switzerland awful?
>>35227457
I think I expressed what I intended, english is not my main language.
Thanks for the answer.
>>35227436
any sauce on this girl?
>>35226413
Up your aromasin to every day
>>35226647
Sweden is great. The problem are the non-swedes... who the swedes accept in greater numbers every year.
Tolerance and acceptance are GREAT traits. The problem begins when you add people who don't think like that and only want to abuse your kindness.
>>35227481
High cost of living & goods, most people aren't proficient in English and focus more on their French or German and the overall legislation is very strictly enforced.
>>35227501
I posted a couple of her in this thread
https://www.instagram.com/hellylife/
>>35227548
thanks man
>>35227424
>tfw you have a really good month
>tfw you get bumped up into the next tax bracket
>tfw your gross is literally lower than what it would have been if you had made less
why even try
goddammit america
>>35227612
oh yeah and the butt
>>35227540
>High cost of living & goods
True but you also earn a lot more on the other side
>most people aren't proficient in English
I wouldn't say most. There are a lot of people who speak English well.
>focus more on their French or German
The main languages in Switzerland are French and German (besides Italian and Rhaeto-Romanic). Of course the national languages are more focused than English though this may change soon.
>overall legislation is very strictly enforced
Can't see the negative point
Also note:
People can change the legislation (you need 100'000 signatures for a national vote)
Changes in the constitution are a mandatory national vote
You can force a national vote on a government decision with 50'000 signatures
Other things:
You get a free assault rifle when you finished mandatory military training (SIG 550)
Downloading movies and music is legal
Nobody cares if you smoke weed (it's still "illegal")
Euro threads are fucking wierd
>>35227612
not how taxes work my dear meme
>>35226486
sweden yes
>>35227612
lol do u not understand how taxes work? only the income u make above the bracket is taxed at that rate. if
>>35226467
Take 8 scoops said the schill
>TFW curled up under a blanket inside watching TV while it rains, nursing an almost orgasmic leg DOMS
>>35227548
See. It seems like you got them all in their own folder with names/instagram lol.
>>35227436
Your moment of fraud fame has come NW. No longer just me who will give you love.
All the hnnngh effort finally payed off.
>>35227177
>>35227177
lie. bitches dont know the difference unlesss shes 5'9+
>>35227689
>>35227710
>tfw you realize you just upped your 401k percentage
dont bully me pls
>>35227612
Hahaha Tico, iktfb.
Here you have to be careful not to save too much in one bank account at a time, or they'll wreck you for it and treat you like a rich person.
How do you prevent stretch marks while on gear?
>>35227177
For each inch you're taller than her you can get away with adding another half.
If she's 5'6, you could say 6'1 and she'd have no idea.
>>35227791
its total horseshit
>you worked twice as hard this month lets fuck you in the ass a little extra then
granted those anons pointed out i was only half right but still, it can be quite discouraging.
>>35227799
The trick is to tell everyone you're 5'6
It's fun to watch everyone freak out cause they think they're 5 inches shorter than what they thought
>>35227710
You are a moron.
But taxes aren't monthly, so the other guy is a moron too.
>>35227856
didnt mean to infer taxes are monthly, i get a monthly commission check so i was referring to the taxes on that specific check
im mostly still a moron tho
>>35227835
I'm so glad I work with tourists so I can make most of the profits simply disappear.
I'd probably just an hero if I had to tell the government everything and get taxed accordingly.
>>35227875
Are you a used car salesman?
>>35226849
Whats the story on this pic
that looks like a socially traumatizing experience
>>35227850
I do this lmao. 6'3" but tell people I meet for the first time I'm 6'0" and they rethink their whole lives
>>35227881
>I work
>be Canary
>wake up
>lift weights
>post on the computer
>walk the beach
>fuck a funny looking latino girl
>take rent money out of mailbox
>go to bed
>hard work
>>35227881
lol im incredibly jealous i wont lie
my tax refund is usually fairly sizable but im sill getting raped in the end.
i need to get some tax free side shit going on in here
>>35227890
lel i actually did that for like 6 months
it was genuinely one of the most hilarious jobs i have ever experienced.
>>35227921
damn he really is living the dream isnt he
>>35227921
life of kings
>>35227850
>How tall are you? (:
>5'4"
>Wtf, really??
>>35227856
You're all morons for paying taxes in the first place! CAYMAN ISLANDS, WOH!
>highest test girl in this thread
>>35227986
>posting a fat cellulitis tumblrina
you need to leave this thread immediately my friend
>>35227921
Fucking lol. Laughed out loud irl for reals.
>But I work out in the evening anon-kun
>>35227949
>>35227973
We all know JM is tru life of kings.
>>35227979
>wtf really??
Followed immediately by
>no wtf I'm 5'10 I'm an inch shorter than you
Sorry bud you're 5'5 now
Easiest way to troll IRL. Everyone is so insecure about their height that they can't believe you would lie and make yourself shorter so they automatically think you're telling the truth and proceed to freak out lmao
>>35228004
Don't take it so hard breh it was a joke.
>>35228020
too late
i am offended
>>35228012
im 6'1 and tell girls im 5'8 and then for the next minute theyre fixated on how much taller i am than them its both a trolling a flirting tactic
>>35226849
>After that day, little Jason was alive no more. Humiliation and insults were so strong against him, his will of life evolved into something else. Hatred towards homo sapiens, females especially. A robot was born..
>>35228012
>>35227949
Why's it hilarious? Any good stories?
>>35228036
Mind game master, althought lying about 5 inches is too much, I'd say 5'10 is a good height to feign because most girls think, "Eh tall enough" but then you come out with a aurprise left hook that makes em wanna put your cock in their mouth on the first date.
>>35228080
quite a few tbf
idk if you ever go on /o/ but the poster longpostguy posts dealership stories from time to time it really is exactly like that.
people make the worst decisions with their money it truly is unbelievable.
>>35228073
You come off as a people pleasing faggot the way you say Hey! All excitedly and shit.
>>35228110
Thanks for the feedback, Anon!
>>35228103
I love that guy.
>>35228094
yea but you say it to them irl and its so ridiculous that they know youre wrong, but now the only thing on their mind is how much taller you are than them and how badly they want to be dominated by you
>>35228127
hes the man.
one of the few sources of quality content left on that board
>>35228163
>>35228163
>>35228163
I prefer automatic.
Fight me.
>those jeans that go above the waist
never trust girls that wear that, it's always a ruse.
>>35228222
A ruse for...?
>>35228212
that truck will never get old
>>35228213
lol i do too on dd's. manuel in traffic makes me want to kill myself.
i had no idea there were some /o/ posters itt
>>35228258
they are always fat.
>>35228264
All these years, teeks.
So many missed apex seal jokes.
>>35228327
is this fatty again or am i being trolled
i feel like weve talked about cars a few times before
>>35228368
I take exception at this imagery.
>>35228368
That looks like implant-tier.
>>35228406
kek. Do you have shirtless pictures on tinder?
>>35228387
i take exception at u
>>35228406
u sound like jelly-tier
>>35228425
Nah, not apart from visible shoulders / upper chest.
>>35228430
fite me taco. I'll crush and eat you up.
>>35228406
kek the ones who say their taller than you
Poor manlet, how could you possibly live life being so short..... shit
>>35228458
Don't do it. Junk food isn't good for gains breh
>>35228430
>>35228176
>>35228368
y r butts so good
>>35228473
>tacos
>junk food
>>35228501
>implying a tico is not the high fat version of tacos
Jesus H Christ holy mcfuck can this be real?
>>35228507
old and fake
Ramy is rumored to actually run low doses comparatively
people who know things about guns
what is better
ar 15 or ak 47
im leaning toward ak47 bc it is in more rap songs
>>35228519
Good, I was feeling really bad for his liver
>>35228501
As long as they aren't fast food tacos, they're pretty great.
>tfw no qt latina gf to make me tacos
>tfw it's canary's fault for not teaching me spanish
I FUCKING HATE BEING 5'7 WHEN AVERAGE MALE HEIGHT IS 6'1. I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE I WILL NEVER BE SEEN AS A MAN OR TAKEN SERIOUSLY I HATE MY LIFE
>>35227181
pic related. when will they LEARN
>>35228529
I don't know about guns and even I know the answer to that.
Tico pls. Murican fail.
ar15 is the more expensive and complete option
ak47 is the cheap and mass produced version which took an advantage in Nam due to it being lighter and better for fights involving jungle and mud compared to the ar15 that's better for dryer environments.
>inb4 I'm wrong
6'0 200 lbs at 15%, could i get to 10% in 2-3 months recomping with tren test, eatin bout 2800-3k daily
>>35228539
6'1?
Netherlands?
>>35228529
I'd go with the AK just for keks, you can literally shovel dirt into every crevice of that thing and it'll still keep on trucking.
Mosin Nagant is clearly better than either of those, though.
>>35228549
To be honest there are so many variations on the AK-47 most of the time when people say ak47 it's some other dumb thing like an ak74 or its actually some submachine gun
Who knows
>>35228543
mirin' chins
>>35228529
AK is a more robust reliable weapon, it breaks down in to only a few pieces so is easy to maintain and will last longer
AR is light, extremely accurate, rarely gets stoppages by comparison and they can be cleared easily.
All depends what you're using them for, give us more detail.
I'd prefer AR for combat, but the AK would be more fun shooting random shit out on a farm
>>35228506
i will be ignoring your cheap shots at my obesity canary
you cannot see my tears
>>35228533
place run by genuine spics like 2 blocks from me i get them at least 2x per week.
>homemade corn tortillas for carbs
>fresh veggies
>grilled meats
they even make them low sodium especially for me <3
whats not to love
>>35228556
Sweden, I'm a disgrace to my family. Dad is 5'11 and moms brothers 5'10 and 5'11
>>35228406
>tfw good-looking but not photogenic at all
I feel like I would get better responses if I had some better pics.
>>35228571
Jelly of high quality taco source
>>35228539
I'm 6'1 but at least you look bigger with less mass than me
>>35228539
kek the average male heigh in Aus is 5'10
I'm like 5 inches shorter than that
I live life just fine
Stop making excuses for your shitty personality or looks dude
>>35228565
People just see anything remotely resembling the 47 and they fail to understand it is a variation of the classic kalashnikov and they aren't ALL the same weapon
>>35228577
Being Swedish your height should be the least of your concerns.
>>35228585
>I feel like I would get better responses if I had some better pics.
I feel like I wouldn't be as hungry if I ate something.
>>35228588
>roid as lanklet
get aesthetic
>roid as manlet
look like a square and disgusting bodybuilder
>>35228577
Allah doesn't care about height my brother :^)
>>35228549
this bullying has to stop
but lol youre right im sure 18 faggots will begin yelling at you very shortly
>>35228564
>I'd go with the AK just for keks
i probably will
rap has taught me well
im going to make my gf buy me it for xmas just so i can see how stressed out it will make her
>>35228569
>fun shooting random shit out on a farm
99.9% of its usage will be this
while screaming
>AK 47 NOW NIGGA STOP DAT
>>35228585
You see how long women spend choosing the pics for their social media and tinder profiles?
Having good pics makes a huge difference every time
>>35228624
What kind of pics do you recommend?
>>35228571
There's a burrito truck like a block from my place run by a bro little mexican.
Best burritos of my life.
>>35228585
You just have to take a ton of pics and sift through them until you find the ones where you aren't making a derp face.
>>35228592
>Stop making excuses for your shitty personality or looks dude
I'm working on being better socially and not an autist, I will also get a chin implant but my face is still kinda fucked up
>>35228594
lmao
>>35228617
>allah
please leave
>>35228635
I just need to think of it when I'm out doing stuff, I keep using generic bedroom mirror selfies.
>>35228585
Same here when I look into the mirror I'm miring myself but when I take a picture I think wtf is this
>>35228406
Who do you wanna make jelly with these mediocre woman
>>35228585
show pics and stop being a insecure faggot goddamit
goddamit i look good, i would slay so much tinder hoe's. They dont deserve me
>>35228587
>that perfectly seasoned tripe
i dont even want to know the macros just put it in my belly
>>35228635
run down spic shit holes are best restaurants
theres one who runs a dunkin donuts near me
he sells sekrit burritos out of the back too
they are a literal orgasm
im gonna go get hammered now
later friends
>>35228622
Yeah go with the AK then
I'd highly recommend one that is modernized though, picatinny rail on the top for sights, a decent butt, none of that wood shit (too hard to maintain correctly)
Obviously make sure it's chambered for 7.62 mfw niggas buy AKs that are chambered for 556, like, how? How do you fail that hard?
Blowing holes in literally anything will be fun fa.m
>>35228631
Depends how aesthetic you are really
Before I started lifting every single picture I had clothes on etc
Chose stuff where I was out doing things, not selfies in the mirror
But as I am now, every single female friend says "Why the fuck wouldn't your first pic be you shirtless? I'd swipe right straight away if I saw that"
So yeah, depends on aesthetic
>>35228653
Good luck mang
>>35228666
arm too big
>>35228653
You better accept Allah before shari'ah is enforced in Sweden my tolerant brother ;v)
>>35227130
Damn look at those natty veins of glory.
Cycling is working for you. I can't wait until you decide to BNC and get fucking huge.
>>35228666
But Mast, I'm using your pictures on this profile.
>They're height-joke material
>>35228685
i noticed your acne cleared up in recent pic, was it accutane or just better skin care routine?
>>35228666
Dude you're good looking.
No homo.
I know I'm riding your dick but damn senpai.
>>35228685
>>35228699
if i were gay i would date you(full blown homo)
>>35228691
use that other pic, you will get better ho's. I guarantee
IAM BIGG I CANT HELP IT I LOOK SMALL IAM 6' please believe me. You make me insecure
>>35228692
I never got accutane.
I kept my dosage consistent and they leveled out.
I break out when I change dosages.
I just halfed all my
Dosages so I'm breaking out again.
I also photo edit some of them if I'm posting it on social media to avoid Blatant steroid sign usage.
>>35228709
>5'5"
>>35228715
Oh also forgot to mention it got a lot better when I stopped taking cabergoline.
It's weird but idk
Apparently it's a rare symptom amongst 1-2% of clinical trials.
>>35228682
it doesn't matter if you also have a big dick.
it's all about the ARM;DICK ratio
>>35228723
Why are you lying about your height breh.
Does murican's are all manlets
dutch master lanket race.
keep mirin
>>35228666
I can't post my face but I might put up a couple of body pics later.
>>35228754
I wonder how hard it'd be to find a tripcode saying 12IN.5.5HE
