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What is /fit/ thinking about right now?
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to drink or not to drink
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How my homemade pizza I just ate was a failure
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Feels.
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>>35225651
drink water first desu
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>>35225630
How I'm not really sure what I'm doing with my life. Grad school is about to end, and I have the feeling that I'm not fucking ready for an actual job. Why did I study fucking physics? I'm so fucking scared.
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>>35225630
if creatine will make my chest go gyno, or atleast look like its sort of fat-ish
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>>35225630
you're mom
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My low lifts
My high bodyfat
Her
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Fucking my GF.
She forgot her pill so we couldn't. I am now filled with thoughts of fucking her brains out and fapping doesn't help. She better suck my dick tonight or I'm going to fucking explode.
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How cute that dog is.
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>>35225721
kek
just get her on the copper spiral breh
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need a shit but too comfy
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>>35225743

Is that just as protective as the pill? I dont want no babies family
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>>35225790
far better.

read it up
plus there is no risk of "forgetting the pill"
you can even fuck while shes on her period, if youre into that.
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This girl I was tutoring and accidentally became "friends" with before I could fuck.
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>>35225630

rip in peace doge
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>catgirls will never be real

It's upsetting
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>>35225630
My head hurts
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>>35225690
Don't you fucking give up desu senpai -- dat LHC is how we get of this motherfucker :)
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>>35225651
Good news senpai -- that answer is easy. Get hammered and sickled bre
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should I trim my armpits or not
I think it's gay
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>>35225853
iktfb
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>get qt's number at work last week
>text her, get to know each other, couldn't have gone better
>go to work, going good
>flirting, touching, etc. (work in a nightclub club)
>she asks if I have instagram, we follow each other
>have 2 vodka sodas
>flirting intensifies, arms around her waist, dancing, playing
>"so am I driving you home?"
>"you're drunk, sorry"
>uwotm8
>say "telling me I'm drunk is basically u calling me a loser"
>suck it up
>drive home pissed

Like wtf, I thought I was in there brehs. Seriously thought I was gonna hook up with her last night and then out of nowhere bitch just gives me the cold shoulder and makes me feel like the most degenerate alcoholic. I'm working with her again tonight, what do? Continue flirting or completely ignore the bitch? I already plan on not drinking cause I only allow myself alcohol 1 day out of the week.
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how long should I run my eca stack for

I've been on it for about a month and a half and I'm not sure if I should cycle it
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>>35225853
get your gf to dress up as one
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>>35226073
She made the right call mane... Just follow the AT&T lady's advice and try again later
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>>35226089
hahaha gf
oh you
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>>35226106
aim high nigger
I believe you can get the perfect gf someday despite our feminist and fucked up world
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why I always catch myself watching either hardcore, big dick, or crying porn. ever since I came to /fit/ I can't jerk off to anything that doesn't have the girl visibly in pain
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>>35226120
becoz u r now high test dominant alpha male
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>>35226093
The what??
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>>35226128
you have revealed yourself to be a cuCkold
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>>35226073
You do sound like a degenerate alcoholic if you can't respect that she didn't want you driving her home under the influence. Hell even not respecting that she didn't want to drive home with you in general shows us she probably rejected for that shit personality of yours. Go be a creepy wannabe rapist somewhere else
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>>35226114
>>35226106
>>35226089
My girl loves doing this
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>>35226138
>>35226139
Well fuck me lads. What do I do from here?
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>>35226141
We all gon' make it...?
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>>35226159
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
WE ARE ALL GONNA MEK IT
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>>35226154
Get back in there, chief.
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>>35225790
You might get a dead gf. I know 2 dead girls that had complications due to copper iud's and they got unstoppable blood clots and other terrible-ness. Wacky shit. Nope.jpg.
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>>35226174
this
>>35226154
do it right this time
apologize if you find it within you to do so
after all, saying
>"telling me I'm drunk is basically u calling me a loser"
is so stupid, she's not calling you a loser, she's saying that you're under the influence of alcohol and doesn't want to risk becoming pretzeled with your vehicle
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Is t bad if ive had 10 boners today and im 22 yo
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>>35226193
We all get fucked up and ppl tend to be pretty forgiiving about it

A simple "my bad" may suffice...
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>>35226193
>>35226218
How would I word it exactly? "Sorry for offering you a ride home after I drank?" 2 drinks lads, I'm 175lb, I might have been tipsy when I asked her but 2 hours later at closing I was fine as hell. I plan on just acting like nothing significant happened last night, as if absolutely nothing bothered me. Just gonna go to work do by job and flirt/joke when possible.
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Qt I met on holiday who stopped talking few months ago for no reason

Gonna message her next week and ask how her first semester at uni was. If no response, I will have to move on. Sail away, sail away, sail away..
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The chick an McD's gave me a free frappe this morning. 549 calories. 71g sugar. I'm shaking from it. I think I'll skip lunch. I just wanted my regular coffee. But I didn't want to look ungrateful.

I should have gotten up earlier and cooked oatmeal at home.
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>>35226268
You'll have to gauge it when you're actually with her. Even if she is acting a bit cold, don't start with apologies, that's beta as fuck.

You still sound a bit hung up on what she said though, dunno why you're dwelling on it so much
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>>35225630
"Wow, my ex girlfriend is a gigantic depressed mess. She probably shouldn't have broken up with me a month ago. At least the sex we had yesterday was alright. Why are there so many fatties on dating sites? Is my ex literally the last semi-thin girl in California? I should probably take her back but she might be too retarded to agree to do it. Is it too late for me to take a shot of rum before work?"
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>>35226278
Over the summer I went out with some friends who who brought their friends who brought their friends. Ended up hooking up with a qt. Text her 2 days later, doesn't go anywhere, never saw her again. But I do have her added on instagram, and she often likes my pics. I wanna shoot her a text to try to rekindle the attraction, anyone got any good ideas for what I should write?
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>>35226268
That's why "my bad" and a grin are my abs favs

They say everything without admitting anything
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Just trying to distract myself so I'm not sad about not being able to lift until monday again.
fucking rest days
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>>35226141
Soon.
Soon.
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>>35226304
first, no, that shot of rum is never a terrible idea

second, no, fuck that ho

find a new qt desu senpai
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>>35226305
If she wants to talk to you, she'll talk to you.

If you have anything in common, or anything funny to say about shit she likes, just do it.

Text a couple times and if she's not really into it then just leave her and focus on you
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>>35226323
It's hard because

>she's the one
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>>35226088
2 months then take a month off to give your heart a break
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>>35226317
iktfb
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>>35226333
fuck another qt and if you still feel the same way then maybe

getting hung up on one girl and telling yourself she's the one is usually not true
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>>35226333
they all are senpai...
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>>35226345
>they all are

So true holy shit
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Just finished my finals so I can be a normal human again For awhile. Lifts have been so so, think I'm gonna do a shitton of squatting or die trying. Also, I think I'm content with being >tfwnoGf forever.
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wondering why my butthole burns

thanks for asking
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>>35226067
I just used my facial hair trimmer and took it down. It made my deodorant 100% more effective, and it's not gay.
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>>35226693
wat
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>>35225630
I wish my gym would open tomorrow so i could workout
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Things to do in the weekends other than drink.
Ever since i left the army and started uni i've been hammered once or twice a week, and i'm sure its having effects on my lifting and MMA because i keep getting injuries. Picked up sciatica and some shit in my elbow. When i was in the army i didn't have any injuries. Swapping to a sedentary lifestyle sucks.
What does /fit/ do during the weekends? I wanna be social and meet new people, but i'm really tired of being shitfaced - and i can only pick up girls when i'm sober, cuz i always end up yelling at people when im drunk.
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>>35226787
The electric trimmer I use on my facial hair. I used it to trim down my armpit hair. It made my deodorant much more effective.
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>>35226311
>abs favs
You sound like a 16 yr old valley girl.

London?
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Thinking about the date I just went on. I probably should have gone in for the kiss but I wasn't feeling it, plus it's only the 3rd date so I've got some wiggle room
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Thinking about how I'm concealing my phone in a car dealership while shit posting on /fit/
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>>35227643
Third is wiggle room? I always thought second was the most common
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>>35226866
Get into community service man. It helped my brother when he got out of SWCC. Like habitat for humanity, or do what I do when I don't have duty and jog down to an animal shelter and play with the animals or take the dogs for walks. The workers there really appreciate it and plus there's usually qts that work there. Win win.
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>>35227699
This girl is a little unsure of herself, I could have kissed her on the second but I thought it uncouth
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>>35225630
can't remember because I started laughing at your stupid dog picture
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>>35225630
What the hell happened in the last 24h
>yesterday was kissless virgin
>lost virginity
>couldn't get hard first go
>boned her raw for a second, scared shitless here
>drank coffee at night so I slept ~1h
>I have no idea what to think of the whole thing
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He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has far more bitter, cynical sense of humour
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>>35225630
Sex with grill
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>>35228001
Maybe you hyped it up too much.
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>I made out with a 16 y/o girl
>I drank way too much yesterday
>I don't feel like working out. Probably gonna play some fallout
Am i gonna make it?
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>>35228078
>made out with a 16 y/o girl
>a 16 y/o girl
>girl

Found your problem
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>>35228223
why not?

>>35228048
thx brah, in my mind it was a pretty big deal
Atleast I learned a shitload of stuff
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About a girl I've been talking to lately. I should ignore her and focus on my personal goals because I know it's going to fuck me over in the long run. B-but I just want to feel loved...

Hard life.
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>>35227643
If I don't kiss on the first date then I usually chalk it up as a loss. Three dates is a hell of a long time without any thing like that.
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>>35228078
Can we see a pic?
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>>35228289
make sure you're talking to the actual person, not who you think she is in your mind. The real person who wrings out a smelly shit in the morning.
And focus on finding other girls too
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>>35228329
Alcohol induced snapchat spree
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>>35228363
is this her mom? or your mom?
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>>35227675

Those pics always shatter my sides goddamn
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>>35228336

Thanks for your advice anon.

The thing is, we're getting along way too well for how long we've been talking. Things are just clicking and I am not sure if I should go with the flow. I've been messed with in the past and I am extremely cautious when it comes to "getting serious". I think i'll put my focus on lifting weights and bury my phone. Good things come to those who lift hard.
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>>35228363
>toggle sweater with graphic tee and backwards baseball cap
Let me guess, you're wearing jeans with Sperry's and socks outside of the frame
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>>35228363
Nigga she don't look 16
>but dat rack doe
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>>35228078
How old are you
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>>35228363
She looks like she could be 32, LMAO western women
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Wondering if I should watch the first few seasons of Dexter and wondering when the spicy food I just had will explode out of my ass.
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How i miss my qt3.14 ex
How banging sluts didn't make me happy but more bitter.. and disappointed in female gender..
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>>35226120
>big dick
links familia
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i want to take a nap but i know if i do i'll be up all night
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I'm thinking about buying more sushi.

I love sushi.
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I have work at 8am on a sunday and I'm thinking right now that tonights episode of Ash vs Evil Dead is pretty weak.
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>>35225655

Too much sauce. You need like, half as much as you'd think you'd need.
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I shouldn't have gotten a haircut and shaved my mustache, I feel totally naked and I look like a sixteen year old. Also why did I spend 40 dollars at the bar last night god dammit
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Do you remember the time after tomorrow

When life no longer imitated art

But rather the raindrops against the windowpane

When you feel the warmth of life's burning embers

Think of me laying beside you
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Think bout the stupid shit I did last week

>go to medical school xmas play
>go with my first year bros
>drunk as fuck
>halfway through, start talking to qt 8/10
I had been in the human anatomy centre that day with her and was top banter, comparing my gains with cadaver
>we're joking around at the bar
>humour is playful teasing, criticising each other
>ask her whats the worst thing about me
>"you're soo boring" she says jokingly
>"what about me anon?"
>can't think about anything wrong with her
>struggling to think
>"you have an ugly smile"
>uwotm8.png
>"why would you say that?"
>she leaves
>get texts all night from her friends calling me a cunt
>even fellow medic bro disappointed

>mfw I could've said literally anything else
>mfw I may be on the spectrum

JUST FUCK ME UP F A M
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>>35225630
A few things:

Uni - Finals are next week, and I'm trying to figure out if there's any way to shorten the amount of semesters I have left (Goal is to only be there for one more year to graduate).

Owning a business - Want to open and operate my own business in the next 5-7 years, so I'm gathering a bunch of information on costs, locations, loans, etc. to make it happen by then.

Bitches - Pic related.
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>>35229309
Dodged a bullet unless you were just looking to fuck.
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>>35229309
Yikes, mate, that's pretty rough. You'll bounce back in time though.

If it makes you feel any better, I had the chance to fuck my personal 10/10 when I was 21. Let's call her Jill.

>go clubbing with her and her friends
>one of her friends starts crying when she gets hammered because her bf broke up with her a few days ago
>Jill spends most of the trying to calm her friend down, cheer her up
>in between that, Jill apologizes to me about her friend
>end of the night, Jill and I end up walking back to her apartment
>talk shit the entire time, random stuff
>reach her complex, she invites me to come inside with her
>I fucking tell her that it's getting late and I have work in the morning
>walk home like an idiot
>don't realize what I have done until I get home and see myself in the mirror

I swear I'm retarded.
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The qt squat girl who I have become good friends with over the past few weeks. She's leaving soon though. The Army can be a real cock block, like all the time.
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>>35225630
how will I do on my last final

when will I have abs

when will I get a true white gf
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>>35226062
never doing that shit again
but i probably will because i never learn
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Failed a 315 squat today with no spotter.

I was on my 4th rep everything was good i went down and couldnt get back up.

>stuck midway thru skwat
>"fuck"
>bend over forward and throw the weight off over my head onto the safety racks

Holy shit i rarely fail a squat rep so I didnt really know what to do

Im just thinking about how a person safely fails a squat
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>>35229719
Don't let heavy weight go over your head, just let it roll off your back onto the safeties next time
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>>35229719

Lowbar? Basically sit down and let the bar go onto the safeties.

Highbar? Dump it backwards and hope no-one is stupid enough to be standing there.

In neither case should you try and dump the bar forward over your head. its a good way to get knocked the fuck out.
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>>35225630
Should I care what other people do or think?
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>how the fuck did I lose 100+ pounds in a year without exercising when here I am eating In n Out daily for a week straight
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>>35229769
nothing wrong with voicing your opinion
but you cant tell people what to do as long as they are not hurting others
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Calc 2 final tomorrow

doing my practice final online over and over. Also I pretty much failed a class today because I forgot my calculator, and no one was able to let me borrow one. So I did as much as I could by hand and guessed a bunch. Already did terribly in the other tests, and missed about 1/3 of the classes due to family problems. Entirely my fault about fucking up the final though.
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Thinking if joining the army was the right move.

>>35226279
Wow is everything on their menu so high in calories?
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>>35229901
its problably best to stay there as long as you arent 100% sure you dont wanna do it
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I should get off the internet and go for a walk but it's raining.
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>>35229980
and?
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My mom's a fucking bitch who abuses her dog and there's nothing I can do about it.
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>>35230389
let the dog outside when she's not around
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>>35225630
I was going to say "those beans" but someone already said it.
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>>35230389
>Start him on a cycIe when she Ieaves
>Bump him from 250 to 500 after 2 months
>750 on the 3rd month
>End of 3rd month, Iet him out one day when she gets home

Post resuIts
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Wondering if i should text a qt from my class to chill.

She left her book in my car and suggested we go get food so she can get it. This was wednesday.

Problem is she has a bf but he is a total kek, idk sometimes I get the feeling she doesnt even think about me, despite wanting to get food with me.

I think ill sit this one out.
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If a chicken is an upgrade from a chick then what the fuck is an "en"?

Does age add an "en"?

I'm happy being Chris. I don't want to become a Chrisen.
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>>35230605
Take the plunge m8, you'll regret it after if you don't.
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>>35230605
>Problem is she has a bf but he is a total kek

Says the frogposter in a "feeI" post.
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>>35225630
3 girls hit on me tonight but i was ti drunk t o do anthing and im feling prettu bad nreh
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Anyone else get the bullshit, when their on a bulk, personaly gaining quite a lot of mass and strength, my lower gutt has gotten bigger. but i can still see a shimmer of abs and arm/back/chest/shoulder muscle.

But everyone keeps ragging on about how ive become fat as fuck and should lose weight.

Its an anoying pain in the ass. and the people saying it are normies and some guys from kickboxing, i take it with a smile cause i know what im doing but still man, every week... If id take my shirt off theyd probably stfu but man

just had to bitch about it
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>>35230714
stay strong fampai
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how beta i am for turning down several girls i could be fucking atm because i miss my ex and how ya boii connor is ganna fuk up jose aldo soon
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That Aldo might come out southpaw to chop that lead leg to make the takedowns easier to pull off.
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>>35230815

thanks man, my strength and size going up in an extremely fast is worth more then the voices of people that dont know shit.
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>>35230668
well now i know i dont have a chance, not a bad thing i guess

brad pitt rule in effect
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Suicide
How sad my life is
How easy it is to change my life
How much I hate myself.
Guilt about school
My low paying job
How weak I am
Last time I went to the gym, which was weeks ago

/Blog
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>>35225630
Lost my virginity last night
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whether i have to shit again or is it my anus recovering after shitting a couple minutes ago
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>>35230838
>size going up in an extremely fast is worth

what
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>>35230854

your still alive and going even if you feel your life sucks and is hard.

Everyone dislikes themselfs, even people you see as correct and doing well.

Guilt about school? Your actualy going to school and not dropping out like lots of people.

You actualy have a job even if its shit making money for yourself.

We all go and lose motivation for gym from time to time, youl go back at some time, and start kicking ass again.
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>>35230871
thanks man, my strength and size going up in an extremely fast way, is worth more then the voices of people that dont know shit.

*

Typing is fucking hard!
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>>35226114
Thank you anon. This means a lot to me
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>>35230874
You're the best. Godspeed Anon. If you ever feel down, remember that you've encourage at least one person to keep on living.

I hope people will be there for you as you were with me.
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>>35225630
I'm a fucking failure and I wasted 28 years on this earth
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>>35230928
Then do something to make sure that you've only wasted 28 years and not a day more.

Wanna talk about it, Anon?
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Trying to work out if it is even possible to find the name of this model through reverse-GIS

It's so rare to see a conventionally attractive model
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I'm wondering why I'm texting a girl who never reply's to me first, if I don't text her I won't get one for the day. Why am I so pathetic /fit/?
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her and our first date and how much fun we had
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>>35230968
Texts don't matter that much Anon. That girl's text matters even less.

You really just want someone to talk to, don't you.

We all do Anon, don't worry.

Wanna talk?
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>>35230924
Be there for someone eIse one day.

Keep it going, we're aII gonna make it.
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>>35230981
I have close friends that I talk to often, but I was interested in being friends or romantic partners with her. I ask her if we can talk more in real life but she said nope, my friends always got her occupied...
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>>35229309

cunt filter, any chick worth dating would have just laughed at your autism
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>>35231005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abrn8aVQ76Q
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>>35229901
The frappes are really high. More calories than the actual breakfast sandwiches in a lot of cases. The 'big breakfast' meals are over 1000 calories.

Burritos are 300 and egg mcmuffins are 300. One of those and black coffee is not too terrible of a breakfast.
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>>35227924
gotta go with ur gut man.
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>>35231005
I understand Anon, sorry for making assumptions.

I'm not that great at relationships for getting girls, but I'm sure there's another Anon that is good with things like that.

Maybe go on /advi/?

Or find another girl to live life with.

What attracts you to her, Anon?
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>>35231005
>but I was interested in being friends or romantic partners with her.


Stop texting her for a few days. Then just text her "hey, want to go grab lunch?" or something like that. If she says yes then go have fun, if she says no then just move on.
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>>35231043
She pretty, smart, and very kind. I never had many friends and people use to treat me like shit on the ground nor care if I had feelings.
>>35231065
Thanks, I will take that advice.
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>I have to spend 10 hours of my life doing a project
>girl won't hook me up with project procedures, so I took a risk on some of it
>haven't been to gym since monday
>not many girls to talk to
>not really anyone to talk to
>midterms next week
I don't no what else to think about to be honest f.a.m.
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>>35231083
Godspeed Anon, hope you succeed :)
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>>35225715
are you me?
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>>35225630
>she still hasn't responded
>she probably wont
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>starting to see newb gainz after finally starting to go to a gym regularly
>weight down to 186, started at 220
>haven't had sex in seven years since conceiving my kid (broke up with her ratchet mom)
>got a shitty lib arts degree in May but gonna try to parlay it into a job at my friend's bank soon
>have to move out alone by March
I'm scared bros
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>>35225630
Wondering if I'm going to pull 5 pl8 and squat 4 pl8 before I bench 2 pl8. 95 kg bench, 170kg squat and pull 215kg.
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Studying plant bio, but thinking of smoking a fat bowl and watching Netflix. Also, Eating my third tuna sandwich today, while I drink egg white protein. I'm gonna be in cali for winter break, and I wanna look good for the sloots. My goal is to fuck a girl I meet on the beach.
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>>35231172
Be strong. You've made it this far, and you will make it even further.

Do it for yourself, Anon.

Do it for your daughter.

Make sure she is nothing like her mom.

I'm proud of you Anon, for not giving up after whatever happened in your life.

Keep living. Godspeed.
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How my life sucks just barely being 5'7
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>>35229309
Ahahahaha, fuck that's top notch senpai you're a funny guy
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>>35229309
TOP KEK
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>>35231286
It's alright Anon. The only thing that matters about a hand of cards is how it's played.

How do you play your cards, Anon?
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>>35231142
K-KEEP ME POSTED!
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My gf's tits
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>>35225630
Thinking about that choco chip cookies song
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>>35231442
gross
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>>35231442
nice but weird hair?
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This ugly girl on Tinder that I'm trying to smash.
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>>35231354
i guess being soon a electrical engineer counts
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>>35229901
i think the same thing with the Marines but eh at least I can say I'm doing something with myself so fuck it
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I'm depressed because my back is finally healed but now I'm starting from square one.
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>>35226089
This. Got the gf to dress as a maid and put on cat ears.

JizzedInMyPants.jpg
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Just got off work and feel like complete shit.

Pretty sure the girl I like (who also likes me) is pissed at me because I made her jealous by simply talking to a female co-worker earlier (I was not flirting btw, I was smiling and laughing with her though). When I was talking to this female co-worker I was caught out of the corner of my eye my crush staring at both of us.

Then immediately after I was done talking to this female co-worker, I went over to talk to my crush and asked her when she was taking her lunch break, and she just said "5:30" and turned around to her register and didn't look at me.

After I was done covering her break at her register, she came out of the breakroom with a runny nose and red eyes and sounded choked up when I asked how her lunch was. I'm pretty sure she had been crying on her break.

This shit sucks because we are literally made for eachother. But we both know deep down it wouldn't last as she's moving away for college next year and I may be moving as well.

Fuck. I want to be with her so much but I know it's going to end up in heartbreak.

Some people say that jealousy can increase a girl's pursuit/attraction to you, but what happened earlier makes me feel like the opposite will happen and she'll begin to despise me.

I really care about this girl and would never want to hurt her. I wasn't purposefully trying to make her jealous or anything. Fuck I feel like a piece of shit.

What do I do, /fit/?
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>>35232079
>what do I do?

Grow up senpai
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>>35232079
Go for it. If you really like her that shouldn't stop you. Just do it.
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>>35232162
Are you saying I shouldn't care about unintentionally hurting the girl I like? Because that's nearly impossible for me at this point
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>>35226866
As if you weren't trashed your entire army career
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>>35232079
Shut up and kiss her. Who knows where life will take you. Maybe you'll even move together. The worst thing is not doing it and regretting it. I promise.
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Why am I such a piece of shit?
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>>35232199
>>35232223
This is the first time I've liked a girl who likes me back. I also don't have a car and won't get my license back until the end of next year, so I feel inept as fuck that I couldn't drive to hang out and do things with her. (That's the biggest reason why I haven't asked her out and it's embarrasing as fuck)
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>>35232244
fuck off
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>>35225630
tfw no gf
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where or not to jerk off to a great dane railing a /fit/ bitch
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>>35227643
Boy bye. If by the end of the first date I don't even get a subtle leg grab and a parting kiss close to the lips I know I'm done
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>>35228363
Those little town eyebrows tho. You could get it
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>>35225630
Your mom
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>>35225630
Cheese puff grease on my third knuckle
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>>35225630

Whether or not I'm a lazy shit fatass for not going to the gym because it's stormy outside. Last time it was like this I worked out fucking hard and then had to move tons of tree limbs off the road I live on to drive back, because I live way out in the forest. Shit sucked.

>Will I make it /fit/?
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Pizza
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>>35225630
Can't get over how pointless life is tbqh Senpai.
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How I failed to take advantages of past opportunities
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>>35232879
Meh. Just learn from your mistakes. Life is a game, after all. "Woe is me" will lead you nowhere.
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thingken of no gf ;_;
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>why can't i just ask her out already
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About the retarded cheat i just had. probably more than 5000 calories.
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>>35231103
Perhaps, anon. Perhaps.
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Whether I just offended this chick by sending them a picture of their Hispanic twin.
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I was literally just thinking about whether or not an alien super race could live just beyond the event horizon of a supermassive black hole (where gravitational tidal forces won't rip them to shreds) and if this could potentially serve as a solution to the fermi paradox as no matter, energy or information can travel outwards from inside the event horizon. Also since time dilation is infinite beyond the event horizon this supposed alien race could live there literally forever. I am now thinking about whether or not they could harvest energy in this region, either from gravitational tidal forces, hawking radiation or something else. So many questions...
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>>35233269
Actually there is some radiation emission from black holes. I'd also say it's unlikely to be able to control energy efficiently at an event horizon because of the extreme potential energy gradient. A black hole will always be taking as much energy as possible from its surroundings since it's basically an energy pit. Unless they had the capability to produce energy on par with the energy necessary to create a black hole, it's statistically improbable
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>>35225630
My highschool sweetheart.

>it's been 8.5 years ;_;
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thinking about how my friends at work all think one of our other coworkers is in love with me
>they placed a bet
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first time bulking as skinnyfat and my moobs are getting bigger I think
or it might be the fact that I never had pecs and now I have that makes my moobs different. whatever I'll keep bulking for 2 months
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I'm thinking about how /fit/ is gonna make it

You could even say we're ALL gonna make it

Yeah YEAH
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I am natty lifting 5 years. I havnt had a rest day since summer and im just really tired today and have insomnia.

I really need to rest but i got xmas parties incoming so ill have like 5 days off in a row there.

Might go on vacation too for nye. Batteries will be recharged soon anyway.

Theres just nothing else to do for those 3ish hours and ive mastered auto regulation. I am not neet either and go out often to party.

Today i did 5x25 3 plate bench and it was disappointing too. Its impressive but it makes me question do i really find this fun anymore.
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>>35225630
Thinking about all the sex Im going to have when my gf gets home from handball in Herning.
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>>35225630
I just farted and I was thinking about the 10 second fart I had in the gym earlier when it was empty. Felt pretty good man, but the security cameras probably caught me fanning my stench out with my sweat pants.
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Thinking about how bad I am with girls and that I'm worried that I am going to be alone forever
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>recently aggravated my back, injured my shoulder, and I think I may be getting hemorrhoids
>screwing up at my job
>I can't expect to depend on anybody except myself, but I wish someone out there would look out for me and I can do the same for him or her
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>>35225630
Your one rep maxes
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I'm losing muscle
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>>35225630
if I should go running today.
It's like 30 degrees C outside and I don't want to die .
I ran 8 miles yesterday but came home ate a huge bbq and drank two bottles of fizzy wine to my self.
it's supposed to be a rest day today but family is coming over and they gonna make strudels and shit .

fuck it, I'm going running, I can't deal with this anxiety.
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