how do I unlock beardmode?
As Little Bear told me, "Ride freight trains and eat pussy!"
>>35221483
I too would like an answer to this!!
>>35221483
>we live in a society where no one will hire you if you look like this
>>35222956
Of course not. You look like Isis and who would trust somebody that always hides their face?
Also beard fags don't stop talking about their face fedoras so it results in lost productivity and annoyance of normal staff
>>35221483
Have a cute little twink fuck you in your muscular ass. Are you literally retarded or did you legit not know that? I let my cute little twink bf fuck my ass quite regularly and my beard is the envy of my social groups.
>>35221483
>tfw can grow a perfect neckbeard but face refuses to be anything but patchy
Only great or elder men should have a beard. A beard is a symbol for wisdow and maturity, it triggers me so bad to see hipsters and betas trying to compensate their weakness with a beard. Please have some respect for the true meaning of beard.
>>35223145
> beard fags don't stop talking about their face fedoras so it results in lost productivity and annoyance of normal staff
>>35223519
>true meaning of beard
its fucking hair there is no meaning you mong
>>35221483
STEROIDS+GOMAD=BEARMODE
SS+GOMAD=POWERSHITTER
SS+(TDEE-500KCAL)=OTTERMODE
>do you even math?!
