Since the fallen Zyzz, there has been a vacancy. Many pretenders have come and been deposed on the throne of syringes.
Now a young man from Germania has risen. Aesthetic, a strongman as well. Claims natty - but likely just not using abusive doses. Also is the lead singer in a heavy metal band. At 6'3", he has made it past manlet status. Is he stronk? Is the aesthetic? Is he not autistic, and perfect, perfect in every way? Have the gods sent us a new savior, or will the age of go-away-jeff, and the green devourer of compost continue to cast their darkness on our gains?
Is Tetzel our new lord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXW98bsqlLM
>>35218914
Why do you faggots need an idol so much? Go get an ego, you servile cunts.
Uli go home you're.drunk
Gnihihi,
Tetztel lurkt doch hier auch rum, hundert pro.
>>35218914
Fit does not deserve such a savior.
Your german metal guy looks like Beowulf.
He's got a great physique, but I don't understand German. Gonna be northwest syria soon anyway... or west turkey.
Sorry Tetzel, your people are commiting mass suicide while you obsess over pecs.
>>35219081
The fuck are you on?
>>35219142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VJyKRwQHHM
There Germany, girls say no future. They kinda have this coming.
>>35219242
holy shit why did this make me laugh
The irony
>>35219242
Pls be a troll.
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you have to fucking browse /fit/ to even qualify to be king of /fit/, otherwise current mr.olympia would always get that title
when will people fucking learn
>>35218914
king has to actually be on /fit/ you can't just king someone of england when they've never even heard of the place
honestly I vote we king mastest
>>35218914
>Another heavy metaI Ieader singer with visibIe abs
Jof was just some guy who spammed here with 30 of his friends to try and be the new Zyzz, faiIing miserabIy.
Green man did the same thing with his group of peopIe, but trying to be the Iettuce king untiI he got perm removed from posting here. Now the hype train has too many peopIe on it and he's just a drop in the ocean.
No one wiII ever have the impact Zyzz did on the fitness community. Every pIace Zyzz posted or had peopIe post about him stiII revere him as the "king of making it" and no one has ever, or wiII ever match his infIuence.
Now it's just video sites, which are not communities and never wiII be where peopIe are just cranking out stupid ideas in hopes of their 15 minutes. lt's aII a big desperate rat race to either
>"Iead" fitness
>Match Zyzz-IeveIs of infIunece
They wiII faiI at every turn. They wiII continue to be exposed, continue to be ignored, and continue to be forgotten.
Misc is the Iast community. Zyzz was the Iast king. Nothing wiII ever change this, because these are the onIy monuments of fitness that won't be forgotten. Everything after wiII be imitations, but they wiII aIways point back to the originaIs.
>>35218914
may i ask who was king before zyz?
>>35219428
>>35219428
Hercules.
>>35219428
no one, we made alpha as fuck comics which were as stupid as rage comics and jerked it to anime pictures
>>35219521
home sweet home
>>35219428
>New /fit/ - who was before zyz
the fuck outta here with your german bullshit
Who the fuck cares about an orange douche bag with a tribal tattoo and fucking emo hair that did roids and died?
>>35221934
Jof is aIive though
They have to posted here to be the king dude. Zyzz posted here when he was a wow playing nerd faggot and scooby still posts here from time to time making him king by default. Long live the scoob
>>35219416
this.
the throne has been put on a pedestal too high to be reached by any mere mortal.
>>35218914
nhod bad
bretty aesthetic
>>35221956
exactly
>>35218914
Jojan /thread
