>he brings a gallon of water with him to the gym
>>35213901
What's wrong with bringing a gallon to the gym OP?
>>35213901
> leaves a water ring on the floor, fat guy slips, breaks wrist, sues, gets settlement, gym bans water bottles.
>>35213901
>not bringing a 3L milk
>>35213901
>His gym doesn't have a water fountain
>bringing a gallon of liquor with him to the gym
>and chasers
>>35213901
>making a thread on /fit/ about people taking water to the gym
> going to the gym
> existing
>that guy who brings a bucket of crab legs to the gym
>>35214112
>that guy who forgets to bring melted butter for his shellfish to the gym and has to borrow someone else's
>>35214078
>drinking from a bacteria fountain
every gym has a waterfountain, only newbs and dumbdumbs drink from it. I spit in ours every chance I GET
>>35213901
>He's been here longer than an hour
>>35214112
>>35214117
> that guy who forgets he's allergic to shellfish
>that guy who brings his wife's son to the gym
>that guy who lifts weights at the gym
Jesus, you are supposed to go to the gym to do your cardio and lift at home after
>>35214038
>implying gyms don't have liability waivers that bar them from any and all negligence
>implying that isn't binding and that courts don't read the language literally
>implying the only way to get around it isn't proving the negligence was willful and wanton
>implying you could prove it was in the court of law
>>35214272
>you
Believes that liability waivers always mean companies/people don't settle on lawsuits just to avoid hassle, publicity and cost associated with lawsuits.
>>35213901
>>35213901
Ahhhh, what the fuck? The world is going to shit.
>that guy who cries after every set
>that guy who thinks that kissing up roiders will get you somewhere
>>35214369
Maybe it will get me roids :(
>>35214368
Its me.
>>35214117
>2015
>not eating gymfish
Goodbye gainsville
>>35214272
>Implying the fact that you found this here isn't a sign from God that you should get back to studying for your Torts final
1L'S GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35214292
Many jurisdictions have precedent showing that courts pay significant deference to waivers as long as the action wasn't willful and wanton and there was no fraud in the signing of it. As such most causes of action, including the fat ass tripping, would fall (no pun intended) at the motion to dismiss stage of the trial meaning virtually no costs and no need to settle
>>35214272
Implying liability waivers actually waive liability
>>35214397
>had property yesterday
>leg reg on Monday
>torts in a week
Please kill me
>>35214423
it gets better. Soon you'll be a full-fledged lawfag and hopefully will get to shitpost on /fit/ from your office like me
>>35214406
Any and all is seen to include any and all by most courts (save for willful and wanton behavior but that's a high bar). The only way you can make a waiver non binding is if it was signed in a manner that makes it fraudulent (you were high, it was presented in a disingenuous way) or in some states if the release itself was no conspicuous (ie presented in bold font to be easily identifiable)
>>35214445
Maybe, but finals blow
>>35214038
wtf i've never seen a gym that's not carpeted
>>35214384
Shut up or cut up, faggot
>>35214468
>carpeted?
That Bow flex in your living room doesn't count as a gym, sweet pea
>>35214489
maybe it's an australian thing
>that guy who wont squat
>but does bench
>>35214461
He's lying. It doesn't get better at all. You just learn to either internally give up on the idea that it matters like jackass professors and practitioners pretend it does and engage in increasingly reckless anti-social behavior on the sly to keep yourself from finally losing it, or you bottle it up until it destroys you and you commit suicide.
There is no "happy" ending that doesn't involve leaving the profession. Just a wild, self-destructive ride.
>>35214516
Academia doesn't seem like a bad gig, and being an in house consul seems nice too
Big law is going to blow though, that I know
>that guy who just stands near the plate glass window with a 45lb weight at out 31st floor gym staring out with tears in his eyes
Listen, we all know you're going to do it. We even have a pool going to see who guesses closest. If you could do it before next saturday, that'd be great, cause you could win a fellow /fit/izen some money.
>>35213901
Enjoy your hepatitis, herpes, and influenza.
>>35214400
> That guy who forgets he's on /fit/ and hijacks the thread with bullshit he's just learned in class since he has no real world experience. This ain't /law/ buddy and you ain't Ben Matlock.
>>35214838
>that guy that gets shitty every time he sees law related stuff because he went to a third tier toilet
>>35214489
Sweet Pea!? Oh, no you didn't just say, Sweet Pea?!
>that guy who brings his son to the gym
> that guy who not benches 3pl8 from the first day
>that girl who has a huge fucking ass and great tits that comes in a different patterned leggings each day
>always ends up talking to dudes for half the time she's there
>has a bf (he's leaving humanity behind)
swear this bitch does it solely for attention, but dat fucking ass
>>35215023
Why is it a problem to bring your child to the Gym? I got into bodybuilding after my father taught me how
>that guy doing like 5 variations of bicep curls
>>35214064
This sounds like planet fitness
>>35214119
Thanks for helping me boost my immune system brah.
>>35213901
>That guy who drinks water
Don't you know fish fuck in that shit, nuthin but GOMAD for real men
>>35214272
>babbies first legal class
so cute
