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What's wrong with the new Tarzan's body?
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What's wrong with the new Tarzan's body?
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nothing, you jelly manlet

he is 197cm
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looks like 6 months on ss
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He's wearing fucking boardshorts instead of a sicknasty loincloth
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is that the JUST FUCK ME UP meme guy?
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>>35205255
I'm 193 cm, not jelly, just wondering, his torso is too thick for his arms? His deltoids look a little bit behind? Looks natty tho
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>>35205241
Way too thick torso and weird ab genetics
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>>35205307
Daily reminder to never squat or deadlift if you want to look good.
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>>35205307
Also, small head
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>>35205241
404 chest not found
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>>35205241
Small arms, that's it i guess.
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>>35205241
That's not the body of someone who regularly moves great distances across the jungle hanging from vines.
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>>35205241
He fell for the deadlift meme
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If it were accurate his triceps would probably be way bigger, biceps smaller and chest non-existant.
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>>35205539
Id say his biceps, lats and rear deltoids would be huge from all the climbing and vine jumping, and his chest and tri's clearly none existant
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>>35205565
You use arm extension more for climbing. There's a reason the triceps is so much bigger than the biceps.

But yes, his lats would be huge.
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>>35205284
His arms don't match his torso at all. Only good thing he has is chest and abs, maybe some traps.

There's a shit-ton of photoshop on that photo but as he's an actor and I wouldn't be surprised if he was roiding. Would be stupid to lift for years just to achieve a bodytype for 1 movie.
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>>35205241
did they do something like this?
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>>35205694
Hollywood actors are jacked up on steroids.
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>>35205241
Small arms and shoulders coupled with probably no back
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>>35205352
>still spreading this meme

Lol kill yourself ya little twink>>35205307
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>>35205750
Unintentional link at the end
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>>35205694
That's actually for filming blood/bleeding scenes, the vest has the fake blood for the effects.

Not saying he's natty or anything though.
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>>35205241
Wide hips
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>>35205587
Tarzan would look like Chris Sharma. If anything. Have you ever climbed anything? Your triceps are used for pushing man, climbing is a contracting movement.
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>>35205750
Fuck off fat SS troll
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>>35205777
thanks for the clarification familia
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>>35205791
There's a difference between tree climbing and rock climbing though. With tree climbing you push yourself up similar to a dip a lot more.
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>>35205241

No arms, no shoulders, xbawks hyuge obliques/waist
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>>35205241
Chest is too big.
No way Tarzan would have a chest that big with shoulders that small
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>>35205802
Hey man, if we don't clarify stuff that doesn't matter on the internet, what do we have left?
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>>35205804
You still have to pull yourself up to the next branch though. Tarzan, raised by apes would likely climb like one, using lots of hanging. It's the most efficient way to climb when using one's arms.
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>>35205876
Triceps
Lats
Shoulders
Calves
Abs
Forearms
All very developed
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>>35205915
Maybe you have triceps and biceps confused...
Otherwise, I agree.
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>>35205955
Have you ever climbed a tree before?
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>>35205974
Yes. If climbing a tree like a ladder, you pull yourself up to the next rung, pushing with your legs. If one swings branch to branch, like monkey bars or climbs vines like a rope climb you would pull. You'd only use your triceps to mantle up on top of the branch.
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>>35205800
Not fat at all and never did SS.
Nice try skeleton, better get back to those 30lb dumbbell curls lel
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>>35206110
If you can vouch for shoulders, I dont know why you cant vouch for triceps
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>>35206332
Why do you say triceps? I'm not trying to argue, I just don't see it.
I'll say shoulders from raising arms all day long and pulling oneself up like an Aussie pull up.
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>>35206420
Specifically because he's mounting so often
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every single celebrity body post, MUST BE STEROIDS

seriously fuck, that is more than achievable natty. if you can't get to that point after a year of training just quit and go sign up to your local library.

that is not steroids. that is 10% bodyfat, make-up, and good lighting.

his traps and shoulders are nowhere near big enough to even hint at the lowest of low TRT Testosterone doses, let alone anything stronger (read: nearly any AAS compound ever).

get informed, faggots
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>>35206430
I haven't seen how he climbs in the movie, but just with the mechanics of climbing it doesn't seem to add up to me. Regardless, he would have fuckall huge arms.
Agree to disagree, because it's just a movie.
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>>35205241
Whoever shopped this didn't really get anatomy right. His left shoulder and arm look huge, whereas the right one looks like shit. Also that gigantic core seems kind of inappropriate for someone who supposedly does what he does.
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>>35206489
>fuckall huge arms.
Yeah
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>>35206468
its not just because of the shape of the body but more of the fact that its hollywood, the time constraints, and shoops

u homo
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>>35205241
> raised in jungle, lives with animals
> waxed chest
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>>35205241
looks good for bodyweight + natty
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>>35206545
Some people don't have chest hair and he's wet.
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>>35206545
Disney Tarzan was absolutely hairless. What's your point
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>>35205241
>mfw I finally get all these Marines to police up their moose-taches and they grow Fabio level hippy hair
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>>35205241
It's not hairy enough.
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>>35208180
Run. It'll help. Do the couch to 5k program>>35205457
I agree. He should have a more wiry build. Guy looks like he spends more time lifting trees than swinging off of vines
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>>35205241
His forearms. A man that spends his life swinging on vines should have forearms the size of my head. This guy has nothing but bones where his grip strength should be coming from.
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>>35205241
He is natty
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>>35208198
Sixta is a sex offender.
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>>35205241
>this is your body doing callisthenics in the jungle
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He just has wide hips and tiny arms

He looked like shit in True Blood too
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>>35205241
Hnnnggg.
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
I will keep Alexander if you fucks won't have him.
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