What is your job?
Does it require you to be /fit/?
IT guy, makes my posture suck ass. ez money tho
>>35203033
trying to get into tech support, any tips?
>>35203017
used to work in healthcare, mostly basic care for the elderly, yeah was usefull if one of those +180kg fell and had to be lifted.
Now doing a medical technical study, probably not going to need it annymore, just for good looks, feeling good and to protect the family/girlfriend
I work as an IT consultant at the DoD.
Sounds fancy but half my job is providing tech support for the applications we build.
No need to be /fit/, but it's a very high stress environment so working out helps with the stress.
Military, so yed
>>35203102
>>35203102
>yed
Yes, stupid autocorrect
>>35203017
> stay at home trophy husband
What else am I gonna do all day?
>>35203054
Get manners if you dont have, simple as that.
>>35203191
Oh you naughty. You walk around naked and sun bathe by the pool too?
>>35203017
I work as a game designer
Does not require fitness but there are lots of fit bros at the studio
Data analysis and program evaluation.
nah
>>35203204
sound
Software developer. Not even a little.
haha fat nerds who wish they had a job and was fit.. fucking hilarious
Professional athlete
Of course
Just kidding. I quit my job recently and taking time off before I go back to school in January.
But seriously I think my stats are professional.
>>35203268
Pools closed for the winter.
>>35203376
So you lay naked by the fireplace instead?
>>35203409
On a bear skin rug....
>>35203017
Beerbrewery, goes all by hand. It requires to be fit. Nobody's training there and we all are big haha.
>>35203436
>Correctional Officer.
So kind of? I hate that all of my coworkers are fat lazy fucks.
It's strange though because at my unit only a few inmates are fit. I'll usually talk to some about fitness.
Software developer. Not at all. But women know I make good money doing it and bring fit just improves my odds.
>not being fit and STEM
it's like you want a hard life
>>35203463
>teaching your enemy to be stronger than you
Facilities and Maintenance, glorified handyman. And yes, gotta lift some heavy shit.
working a 9-5 desk job is torture. i want to be a personal trainer
i work at amazon and walk 10 miles a day picking your god damn orders
>>35203537
tnx anon
>>35203485
Kekd
CNC lathe and mill operator/ machinist. Job description but since im the youngest and most fit/strong guy that works there im the one that has to do all of the maintinance. I dont mind tho, coworkers mire while i work
>>35203463
CO here as well. It's ridiculous how many fat fucks are watching my back behind the gate. Oh and don't forget the girls who weigh 90 lbs soaking wet.
>>35203485
It's actually the other way around.
Industrial maintenance tech. Mostly work electrical but muh functional strength helps tons for lifting motors.
>>35203559
Pic related, one of my machines.
>>35203565
Fuck I hate that, they really shouldn't hire women desu they get all the fuycking easy posiotions and get to stay in the picket all goddamn day.
>"Hey anon let the fem anon stay in the picket you don't want her working the floor do you? She's pregnant!"
Gender equality my ass, no one told the bitch to work here if she's scared the fuck does she think this is?
PT at a pretentious health club, labourer, market stallholder and musician.
I need to be /fit/ only for the PT. Looking and being strong, fit and attractive is an absolute must or people don't trust you. The labour I do is easy so you don't need to be /fit for that at all.
love my life. will probably just continue this way unless i find myself a decent flying job.
Tax accountant
No, not at all. Doesn't stop me from being fit though
>>35203537
much appreciated anon
your willingness to do such a job is heroic
its people like you who deserve medals and praise more so than soldiers
>>35203604
how is being a pt?
>>35203017
letter carrier (Canada Post ftw).
walk 12-15km a day. If anything I would say being fit is a detriment, because a) anyone and their mom can walk 15km (so cardio isnt a massive benefit), and b) my squat thighs always rub together and chaff mad.
ill always wear short-shorts in the summer though and get mad mires.
>>35203017
Lands Management Officer.
I have to do some trekking over difficult terrain with approximately 40 pounds of gear, usually about 3-4 days every 2 weeks.
So it requires a bare minimum fitness level, but that's it. I like it though. It's a fun job, I live in a smaller city and most of my field work is fairly remote.
>>35203469
Tfwnogf
Working in a distribution centre in the weekends. Need to lift 20kg boxes so it's almost like being at the gym.
>mfw people say lifting heavy things and putting it back down will never be useful
>>35203626
>tfw hooked up with a girl and its looking like she's going to be the new girlfriend until I get tired of the sex or discover how crazy she is
Roofer.
>tfw carrying two bundles up a ladder onto a two story for repairs
>>35203017
IT & Software dev
nope not really
>>35203608
pretty much great. i get to shout at overweight toffs all day, watch people grow and become happy as a result of my input and the pay is excellent, i'm making quite a lot. and i get to work out all day, talk about lifting, read about lifting and sometimes if i haven't banged in a while, i'll offer "home sessions" to milfs
I've come to terms with the fact the only valuable asset of mine to employers is my body. If I explain this to the IRS do you thinkI can write off gym memberships and supps on my taxes? I work in two retail outlet warehouses, like every other uneducated guy I know that doesn't have the connections to sneak into a chemical plant labor crew. Maybe after lifting heavy shit for the next 10 years I'll get promoted to warehouse manager and make 8.50/hr instead if 7.50. Looking forward to tge extra cash if it comes.
>>35203704
nice. do you have a degree in kin or did u just get some certifications?
>>35203657
You're lucky man. While i'm just here lying with my pillow and hoping to bang my ex gf that went back to her ex bf
>>35203191
How do I into stay at home trophy husband mode? Honestly it sounds like the life.
>>35203745
no degree, did a course in personal training, cost me a rather steep 3500 quid but its cool cause they pay makes up for it. amazing what rich old fat guys are willing to pay in order for their wives not to cheat on them.
just kidding. its about respecting your clientele, actually being a nice guy and listening to them and being a bro for them (i suspect a lot of them are fairly lonely people looking for a change). plus, i always make sure to do flashy shit with my shirt off for 2 reasons - 1. people see L-sits, weighted pullups, hanging leg raises, handstands, 4plate deadlifts, splits etc and are impressed straight away, thus wanting to be trained by you since the other guys are only seen doing cardio and shit with cables and 2. they have to see you look the part as well, hence the shirt off. its about selling yourself well, so people feel assured that i can promise them these things.
>>35203804
> how to
Find an ambitious chick, pay for her bachelors & double masters, push / coach her to get an executive level job, then say " you owe me".
>>35203845
This desu. Just make sure you make them orgasm a few times during the week. Also halfheartedly act like you want to work again
>>35203646
>>35203463
>>35203512
>>35203537
>>35203565
>>35203609
>>35203666
How does it feel having a deadend peasant job?
>>35203102
How does it feel being cannon fodder?
Christ you fuckers are embarrassing. If you aren't being paid to use your head you might as well kill yourself. It's like society certifying your retardation
There are tens of thousands of open jobs desperate to hire people to lounge all day with free food and coffee and catered meals and ridiculously high salaries and bonuses. All that's required is not being dumber than a sack of bricks and the fortitude to finish a degree.
baka
math phd student
i get mired by my calc students but that's about it
>>35203017
I go to uni so during the semester i usually end up with service jobs(dont know why it just happens) so looking good is a good confidence booster when talking with customers. During breaks ill usually do factory work. Its pretty alright cuz one or two of my friends will usually get a job at the factory too, plus all the people there are pretty chill
>>35203537
Cheers lad
>>35203753
Don't do it to yourself anon.
>trolling through Facebook
>see ex girlfriends sister is posting pictures of her baby at the zoo
>all kinds of cool animals like a Firefox so I scroll through
>suddenly pictures of the ex
>she doesn't post to Facebook so I haven't seen her in years
>shit feels rush over me
I could have curled into a ball and died but instead I've spent the last month out trying to meet new people. Not even with the intention of getting my dick wet. Just get out there man. Keep your lifts strong and you'll make it.
>>35203804
>>35203868
> How to remain a stay at home husband
Feed the fire, always work in phrases like " women are only good for cooking, cleaning and makin babies", "now I understand why women make less money" & " A man would have finished that project on time, under budget and with great results" - this keeps them going
I work in a steel factory Repairing coke ovens. Some of my job requires some physical strength like when I have to use a jack hammer or have to carry around material such as 55lb bag of cement or bricks and mortar. Other than that, I have to deal with high heat. I mean each oven burns at 1200°c and when I'm doing any work on the top of the ovens the temperature can feel like 50-60°c
kinda
>>35204192
>>35204192
What's your opinion on doing it without any safety equipment?
Can't beat the free views
>>35203870
>implying a degree automatically gives you a job
Found the NEET underage neck beard. If you knew anything about real life you'll know that working your way to the top is the best way to get paid. If you have to show hard work physically when you first start that is fine if you're trying to move up. Not one of the managers at my Tyson plant has a degree, 100 percent dedication to the company and showing interest that you want to stay and move up will earn you triple figures just as well if not better than a degree.
Work in a warehouse loading heavy ass shit on trucks all day. Pick up a heavy objects, carry it, set it down, repeat.
The good thing about the job is as long as I am working, I don't need to do any cardio, work provides all the cardio I need.
The bad part is that when things are busy I am so beat up that I don't have the energy to lift when I get home from work.
>>35204312
Enjoy your life, of your looking up to a bunch of twats who have worked at a Tyson factory for years. I'm graduating this year and already have s job lined up with Facebook that gives me a 75k sign on bonus and then is 120k a year after that.
>>35204302
Our work environment is very safety oriented. Like, everyone has a boner for safety. It's almost infuriating until you get used to it.
That said, we tie off 100% of the time. No free climbing, ever, and everyone would freak out if someone else tried it.
>>35204446
Yeah I understand the safety stuff. Can't keep getting your workers killed
>>35203582
Its nice to know that not everyone here is a basement dwelling neckbeard
>>35204487
knowing how to work a cnc correlates with social skills?
who would have known kek
Banker. I sit behind a desk 35 hours a week and answer a phone. I go out to meet my customers and treat them to meals etc on the corporate card. No I don't need to be physically fit.
>>35203605
How is accounting brah? In my second year and looking at auditing.
>>35204610
The classes are tough, but the work isn't, though you need to keep your wits sharp every day
It's hard to say, different fields are very different. I didn't want to do auditing because I heard you're traveling to new companies all the time, and I didn't want that at all
>>35203017
Nursing student
>not really.
>>35204737
Sounds good. The appeal of auditing for me is the travelling, I like seeing new places, even if I probably won't leave the state.
Server, not really no. But you get a lot of walking so even if I dont eat great you manage to stay pretty lean anyway.
>>35203017
>you will never be a jap salary man
Yes it is.
130$ per month. Anyone lower?
>>35203870
>How does it feel having a deadend peasant job?
Not sure about the other guys you're trying to make feel bad, but the guy who works at the post office definitely doesn't have a "peasant" job, if it's anything like the US post office. I have family members who work for the post office and they get damn good pay and have some of the best benefits and retirement I know about. That's a government job dude. Despite what you may think about the government, they take damn good care of all their employees.
As for myself, I'm an education consultant. I basically sit around all day helping families figure out what school would be the best fit for their kids. Sometimes I'll go to family resource centers or schools to promote the organization or have more hands on interaction with parents/families, but the majority of my day is spent sitting on my ass browsing 4chan and watching Youtube videos.
It's a decent gig that only gets buy around February and July (both times when parents are either trying to change schools, or get their kids in a new school for the upcoming school year).
tl;dr
My job has absolutely nothing to do with /fit/, and I work almost exclusively with ham planets and land whales who do nothing but sit on their asses and eat sugary donuts all day.
>>35204777
Auditing sounds like a ballache to me. Especially if it's s client that hasn't got its schedules and numbers together.
>>35203017
Warehouse worker. In a single night I take 50k steps. And burn 4k calories. Also I can squat all night and lift up to 300lbs above my head all night.
>>35204859
I'm also a trainee accountant. On level 4 AAT.
Dat office life is a bitch, so I stretch my hip flexors hourly.
>>35203017
Paramedic
Yes
>>35203017
Support worker for people with disabilities and autism. Occasionally I have to break into a jog to catch somebody if they run off, but I haven't had to restrain anyone yet. Some of them are training to do a 5k though, so I only need to be fit enough to set an example.
>>35204811
Thats vermiculite, it weighs 3 lbs a bag
Video game developer. Run my own indie studio.
Didn't need to get fit, but I wanted to stand apart from the rest of the weirdo freak attention whores who dye their hair highlighter pink, wear dresses and never shave their neckbeards.
I also actually make games, which is a rarity in this profession.
>>35204966
what games you made senpai
PE teacher, so kinda.
Assistant manager at an Albertsons right now. Decent pay and benefits but soul crushing, probably gonna ditch it once I've got another 20-30k saved up.
Since finding this board in 2010 and gaining a couple dozen kilos I've got a little more respect or maybe trepidation from employees, but it's likely in my head
Hospital lab. Medical technologist. Not really, no. I stand a lot and do a lot of walking but I don't ever lift anything.
Pog is the army, and not really. Easy job.
I work at Home Depot. Not a requirement by any means (we have everything from hungry skeletons to landwhales), but there's about half a dozen of us, including the store manager who lift. It certainly doesn't hurt to be /fit/, depending on your department, but there are obviously some that benefit more from being able to move big things (my dept is one of them)
Dealer at a casino.
Not at all.
>>35204425
Cmon bro just like people boasting about there 1rm, this board is anonymous, you don't have to lie.
Consultative B2B telesales.
ie. Trying to get field sales people appointments with bosses of companies that might want to buy our shit.
I also am a self employed freelance maths and physics tutor.
Neither require I be /fit/ but the mental health benefits of exercising and eating well definitely make my jobs easier.
>>35204425
Epeen, there are not $75k sign on bonuses, unless you are a professional athlete. Tell you girlfriend (who lives in another county) Dave says hi.
Banking a savings consultant so sit around all day infront of computer, but there's a gym at the office I go to on my breaks + before/after work most days
I make videogames.
Should i go to the company christmas party?
Free food and free booze
I'd rather go to the gym and lose some weight than stuff my face with free food and beer tho
But i don't wanna be a loser who stays at home all the time
>>35203017
Teacher
Yes, if you look at it from a perspective
How many fit teachers got a lor of shit compared to fat ones?
>>35204507
Anon who works cnc here. It doesnt. Smoking however does
>smoke breaks are where everyone socializes
>bring joints
>?????
>profit
I'm a welder, and it helps a lot... I don't have to waste other welders time by asking them for help to pick something up... I don't have to waste my time getting the forklift when I can just move something by hand
>>35203874
Hey anon what kinda math u do, applied, pure, abstract, analysis?
>>35203096
OMG that game, those memorys!!!!
>>35203017
I'm a night guard concierge to a somewhat upper class condo and town house property. People are a lot nicer, and don't argue back even when they snap; was a lot more of a hassle when I was chubbers.
>>35203537
This. I've seen some weird shit at work. I always wonder if it's all bought by people on here lel
>>35205376
Same dilmma.
>Office Christmas party tonight
>Pretty much have to go because the CEO is going to be talking about quarterly reports
>They'll also be giving out Christmas bonuses after the hour long meeting
>Free food and booze, but I'm on a cut
I mean, I HAVE to go, but I guess I just won't eat dinner or have my bedtime protein shake to kind of make up for the calories...
>>35205396
I used to be a teacher.
>Teach elementary
>No problems
>Kids are pretty awesome, never have any trouble
>Principal sees how great I did with elementary and makes me lead teacher for the middle school department
>Problems first day
>Couple of assholes decide to test me despite the fact that I'm cool with their parents
>Kid blurts out some disrespectful shit during announcement
>Call him out about it and tell him to knock it off
>Kid gets in my face and tells me to do something about it
>Fucking eye to eye
>Smile and tell him to make the first move since he thinks he's a man
>Kid hopelessly tries to push me, only to have me literally pick him up by his shirt and slam him on a cafeteria table
>Silence falls over the entire middle school class/department as I haul the kid off to the office
>Never got tested again
Shit was crazy. The only reason I threw his ass against the table is because his dad and I were cool in high school and I knew he wouldn't say shit about it. But the kid was 13 and couldn't have been more than 90 lbs wet. Meanwhile I was 31, 5'11 and 220lbs
>>35205818
do you reckon the girls fantasized about you after?
>>35203017
Personal trainer/self defence instructor
Yeah I need to be in a condition to fight and lift with proper form.
Network security, don't make as much as others in the field, but i'll get there one day
Also have a great job for a great company surrounded with pretty cool people
Love everything about what i do, just wish i could make at least 55k
>>35205874
fyi, i make about 45k
>>35205818
>Meanwhile I was 31, 5'11 and 220lbs
so basically you picked up a fight against one of your size?
>>35205925
savage
>>35205849
Wouldn't be surprised. A lot of the girls had crushes on me, so I made it a point to never be alone with them and if I had to do tutoring or something, I'd request a female teacher to be there as a chaperon or whatever.
I've heard stories about how some crazy shit can go down over female students lying on teachers when they've been alone or whatever.
>>35205925
I don't get it.
>>35206084
>I don't get it.
he was pointing out that you unnecessarily assaulted a student and that your story is bullshit.
>>35204961
Thats cement u dumb fuck and it weights 25kgs a sack
>>35206117
Oh okay.
>>35206117
No he was pointing out he's a manlet
>>35203870
Nigga, I'm not not even from amerifatland. Chill.
Headhunter
No, but being slim always helps in the corporate world.
>>35205477
I'm a phd student in pure math, this is only my second year so I haven't started much research. Most likely i'll do research in something topological
