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how do i keep my butt squeaky clean?
someone told me enemas are unhealthy, is this true?
Your ass isn't supposed to be clean, it's all bullshit.
The only reason to have an enema is if you're having anal sex.
Use a washcloth.
I've been on accutate for a while now and I think the skin around my anus has dried out because it's harder to wipe properly so I'll have to use a wet washcloth with soap otherwise I will literally smell like shit like a fucking indian.
It also itches like hell after I've taken a shit. Scared of hemorroids desu because of all these fucking squats and deads. Hope it's just another symptom of the medications
>>35202428
Get a bidet toilet seat
>>35202672
this or wash your ass in the shower after taking a shit.
>>35202428
Wash your ass, eat fiber rich food and drink lots of water, you'll have the best poopoos
Fiber. Beans and whole wheat spaghetti. Stuff like that.
Enemas aren't unhealthy, they just have a bad rap of being "habit-forming." Often people who use enemas use them daily because they don't feel clean otherwise. Personally, I don't see the problem with this. Just because something is habit-forming doesn't inherently make it bad.
>>35202683
This. Get a shower head with multiple settings and blast your ass with the pressure washer one.
>>35202704
Oh, also, just want to add that squatting to shit makes everything come out cleaner and more compact. Get a Squatty Potty or something like it, you won't regret it.
Cool i wanted to start the same thread.
Whats /fit/ opinion on wet wipes. Yay or nay? Personally i like them when it gets a little wet
>>35202725
Too expensive to bank on and a hassle to buy in addition to TP (wet wipes run out far quicker than TP, so it's a constant shopping item if you use them every time). It's often just better and cheaper to find ways to have less messy shit.
>>35202716
>Get a Squatty Potty
this fucking board
>>35202757
fiber is considered healthy for your shit, yet it leads to messy shits
so good luck with that
>>35202652
>It also itches like hell after I've taken a shit.
Goddammit, I have this problem. Or it will start to burn. I have no idea what to do.
>>35202913
Well don't scratch it. I work at the hospital and once a guy came in with terrible hemorroids that had itched for fifteen years. He ended up getting his anus literally sown shut and a colostomy
Wash your ass with soap and slip a soapy finger in your anus and wiggle it around and shit. Only for a few seconds, don't go touching your prostate like a faggot.
>>35202922
jesus christ what
I think "terrible" is an understatement
sown shut his god damn asshole what the fuck
>>35202973
I'm pretty sure having to shit from a hole in your fucking stomach is the worst part
>>35202928
>don't go touching your prostate like a faggot
But that's the fun part desu
>people who shower after they shit every time
>>35203088
>Shitting more than once a day
IBS pls go
>>35203088
This is good hygiene dude. If someone shat on your hand you wouldn't just wipe it with a paper towel and go on with your day.
>>35203088
>savages who don't use these
>>35203110
How is your shit meant to go down that?
>>35203131
it's not, you wash your ass with it
>>35203131
It's not. Eurofags use it to wash their assholes
>>35203107
do people actually wash inside their assholes when they shower?
>>35203172
>He doesn't aim the shower at his lower back walk forward and then spread his asscheeks to let the water run down his crack
>>35203180
this
tbá Žh
fá Žam
>>35202716
>Get a Squatty Potty
For fuck's sake /fit/
>>35202428
>how do i keep my butt squeaky clean?
exercise, good diet/fiber
regular bathing
it's that simple
Coffee enema once a week crew.
I'd never admit it anywhere but an anonymous board, but fuark it feels amazing. It's almost cathartic.
>>35204771
I second this. You can do it at home.
>>35204780
How often do you do it? Do you use any special coffee like organic or a certain brand?
Why are americans obssessed with anal hygiene?
>>35204820
Pajeet my son
>>35204820
It nice not to smell like shit all the time Gurpreet.
>>35204801
I do it twice a week. A pot of regular coffee works.
>>35203098
I shit 5 times a day I shit u not
u jelly of my shit gains fgt
fite me irl
>>35202725
Fucking awful, they don't dissolve despite what the manufactures claim. If you're lucky, they'll get flushed down to the public sewerage systems and the city will clean it up, if you're unlucky and they get lodged in your houses pipes, prepare for the most disgusting day of your life as you clean out your family's rotting shit (assuming you're a home owning man; if you're a renter or a woman, get your landlord or husband to do it).
>>35204868
Shit gains? More like shitting out your gains
You're probably not digesting your food properly
>>35204885
I learned that the hard way had to call a plumbing company
But whatever
That's what the waste bin is for
>>35202704
I've heard that it cleans out some of the bacteria that you want to have in your colon.
I've also heard of people getting around that by doing yogurt enemas.
>>35204885
Just throw them in the bathroom trash. Sometimes I shit blood and have to use 15 Baby Wipes to clean up the mess and I just throw them in the trash. The only time the toilet gets clogged is when I have big goy poops. That or get a bidet but the wipes are much easier.
>>35204896
>shitlets
>when will they ever learn
>>35202716
Doubling over on the toilet does the exact same thing as squatting
Both result in the same torso angle >>35203098
I shit 2 times per day and piss 10x, I'm pretty healthy dough
>>35204780
I'll be damned!
You mean, you don't go into Starbucks with a funnel and do it on top of the espresso machine?
>mfw farting while having my buttplug inside
>>35204928
"Yogurt enema" reminds me of that post of one of these deep web pedophile forums about how to get rid of dead bodies
God people are fucked up, I hate the mentally ill
>>35204967
I pee all the fucking time too
But shit only once a day, at around 9 PM
>>35204995
Only during rush hour. I need a proper audience for that.
>>35205037
That's cuz you're probably about 150 lbs. Y'all fucking skeletons don't know what it's like to eat a lot so it's weird for you
>>35202428
get your close friend to lick it clean after your poop session
remember to say no homo so it doesn't count
>>35205304
Good man/bird. No homo.
>that celery ad
Fiber and probiotics. You don't want a squeaky clean asshole. The lack of your own endemic bacteria colonies invite pathogenic bacteria to fuck you in the ass.
Squat when you shit. Get two stools to raise your feet up so you don't shit like a fucking animal.
Use a bidet. Fucking disgusting degenerates still using their hands to abrasively wipe shit all over their surrounding anus.
Don't be anal. You don't have to scrub your dickhole to death. Just the usual soap and water when you bathe.
Don't do anal. But obviously that isn't going to stop you fucking faggots.
have you considered not letting men ejaculate inside your anus?
do my 'mos douche often? what're your routines like
lol at the pic
what i do is, I spread my cheeks apart, and let water run through it then with my right hand, clean it out, and later scrub my ass in between with body soap then after i get out the shower and dry off I rub lotion in my ass, keeps it nice, and moisturized
>>35205884
But it's hawwwwwwwwut
>>35205884
Semen is clean desu
>>35204820
POO
Wipe til you see nothing left, but as you wipe, try to "poop" as you do it.
Finish pooping first of all
Then using the same technique when pooping, very slighty expose more of your anus so the tp can clean deeper inside as you wipe.
Makes it so that you don't smell or have an residue that might get rubbed off onto your underwear
>>35205857
>Don't be anal. You don't have to scrub your dickhole to death. Just the usual soap and water when you bathe.
>soap
You filthy fucking degenerate hot water is all you need
>>35205022
Me too
>>35204820
anal sex gains
Get a god damn bidet. Or at least use something other than just toilet paper.
Wiping your ass with a piece of dry paper to clean it makes about as much sense as wiping anything else with a dry piece of paper to clean it. Would you clean your dishes with just toilet paper?
>>35202922
bumgun masterrace
>>35203110
It's compulsory in Italy (since 1975) to have a bidet in a bathroom or a bathroom can't be labelled as "bathroom" (if you're selling a house and the bathroom doesn't have a bidet, you're selling a house without bathroom)
>>35202428
No, enemas are not unhealthy, anyway those are a fashion among fags with "detox" fixations. Fags don't even need enemas for anal sex, once your exit doors are used to be open wide you can just use your bare hands and same vaseline to prepare your anus
no homo
If you're interested in general in a cleaner intestine, include more fibre and veggies in your diet (it's not rocket science). Your turds will became more solid and you'll have to deal with potentially zero sewage when you shit
>>35203110
Get on my level, son.
You just need the boss seat. It's heated too.
>>35202428
eat fuckin vegetables fag
>>35210733
This picture is more accurate. You will never go back once you try one. And don't use the dog to clean your asshole, that's not nice.
>>35206324
Unclean filth.
