who here is black, unsweetened master race?
>>35185127
Used to drink it like that, and still ultimately prefer black coffee but I take it with heavy cream now.
>Drinking bean juice
>Making it
Pick one
ill take my niggers and my coffee creamy and drowning in sugar
>>35185127
*sips fedora*
Black women are pretty great. Nothing wrong with covering them with a little honey first though.
>>35185127
Master Race reporting
>>35185127
FUCK YES.
I love black unsweet. Coffee that tastes like candy is sickening.
>>35185158
meh
>not drinking cappuccinos made from home espresso machine topped with whipped cream and cinnamon
It's like you guys aren't even trying
>>35185127
There is no other way
>>35185127
m-me :$$$$$$$
I used to wonder how people could drink their coffee black, but now it's all I drink. One day I just realized that black coffee was better and I haven't gone back. Had a cup of black coffee every morning for months now.
I am unashamed I put a lot in my coffee. A lot of ice, 2 packets of sugar and then 4 fucking shots of espresso. Cream is for bitches tho.
>>35185313
Yeah it really is.
If it wasn't for the fact that it's an easy way to add around 1000kcal to my breakfast I'd never use cream like I do now.
>>35185127
You rang? *tips fedora*
>>35185313
Yeah I started drinking it just to freak out my housemate. Turns out after the second cup it was pretty nice. Now I'm addicted.
>>35185327
>adds sugar
>"cream is for bitches"
What roast of beans do you guys get to drink it black? Closest I can get is with blonde roast but I still like to put a little sugar in it
>>35185575
I prefer dark roast but it's hard to drink a lot. Try Colombian if you like it light.
>>35185594
Colombian blonde is what I usually get, but lately I don't find it as good probably since I've been drinking it for a long time now. Maybe I'll give some dark roast a try for a change.
>>35185594
Kenco because i'm a peasant and life is too short to be drinking anything other than instant.
Folgers Classic
>>35185127
You can still taste all the flavor, and get additional richness with a splash of whole milk. That's how I take mine.
Diff'rent strokes though.
>>35185704
>life too short
>that's why i drink instant coffee
w-what. you got it backwards m8
>>35185127
this is all i get now when ordering fast food. fuck soda
>>35185704
>instant
You British or something?
>>35185127
2 cups of black unsweetened coffee and 4 scrambled eggs are my daily breakfast every morning at 6.
Keeps me full until at least 1130.
>>35185127
Will splenda kill my gains? I don't like bitter foods/things that taste like shit.
>>35186371
No, but you'll get the cancer
>>35185127
drink it like bi-weekly. but when I do black
>>35186293
>>35186317
Told you I was a peasant. Pic related is also amazing.
>>35186371
man up faggot. the only way to get off the carb dependancy train is cold turkey
>>35186530
So you are British.
I could tell because I know that instant coffee over there is more popular than regular.
>>35185327
I drink my coffee black but respect for people goes
black > milk > cream > sugar >
you are a 6 year old girl if you need sugar in your coffee
I like it black but I put a big dessert spoon of coconut oil in there now for he cals and mcts... Tastes nice and gives the coffee a nice creamy texture but still not as nice as a good black coffee.
I put some half & half, 1 creamer and 1 packet of sugar.
I like the harmony. Going black is practically forcing myself to drink it at that point.
>>35185127
ri he bra. self made black no sugar two cups a day erryday.
Who here doesn't drink coffee?
That shit is disgusting and it stains your teeth. Plus that shit is for pussies with a lack of will power in the morning
>>35186774
>pussies with a lack of will power in the morning
>he thinks people only drink it for the caffeine
Gain some perspective m8
>>35186778
Top tier bait friend.
>>35186813
What exactly is bait about it? It's delicious and full of energy
trying homemade bulletproof coffee, working well so far, focused and i don't get hungry til after noon
French press, metal filter
Low acidity medium roast
MCT oil
Grass fed unsalted butter
Collagen powder
With added sugar ofc. I need my caloric surplus without stuffing my mouth with food every day
>>35186848
So is my semen. Wanna come to my place for coffee sometime?
>>35186717
This saddens me when things like Taylor's of Harrogate exists.
>>35186994
What's that?
>>35186848
>Grass-fed raw cream
>Grass-fed Gelatin
You're retarded to fall for the "grass fed cows are better" meme.
>>35187271
What's wrong with grass fed beef? Are you a poor fag that can't afford it?
>>35186904
>I tried drinking hundreds of calories first thing in the morning
>I don't get hungry until my normal lunch time
Cool story brah!
So much faggotry in this thread. Women and children put cream and sugar in their coffee. You're making your coffee like soda you pussies. If you're going to add anything put a dash of bourbon in.
Vac pot makes the best, aeropress is quick simple and good single serve, and French press is good too. Instant, not even once.
A nice grinder is a good investment. I'm a coffee snob and idgaf. Beer snob too so fuck you. Life is too short to drink shit tasting beverages. Grow the fuck up children.
>>35185127
I like my coffee like I like my cocks, 2x and black.
Nothing wrong with a cheeky bit of milk lads
t. Rippetoe
>>35187271
>>35187292
As someone who grew up on a farm, I don't understand what else people are feeding their cows.
>What's that, buddy? You drink your coffee with milk and sugar? Pffthahaha. Let me guess, you also eat your steak well-done, ey? Just pathetic, champ. Get on my level.
>>35188166
the dog got me
instant french vanilla coffee
add nothing else
>20 calories
fight me
>>35185164
that picture brings a wave of depression over me
>>35188090
Same, range all summer, alfalfa in the winter.
Only time we ever feed them anything else is if I am feeding one out to butcher.
>>35186774
I couldn't care less about the caffeine boost. I like waking up and having a hot drink to sip on. And decaf is disgusting.
>>35186778
I've been putting geletin in my coffee for s about a year, now I'm reading that it's a thing?
I also put coconut oil or Honey Melt in my coffee when I'm on keto. I did that after reading about it. No dairy though, that's for suckas.
>>35188073
urge to rape....RISING!!
>>35188073
OH MY SAWEET FUCK
i see women like this all the time but always ignore them
>>35185127
I can only drink coffee black. Dark roast too, even though it has less caffeine.
>One medium coffee please
Any cream or sugar?
>No thanks, just coffee today. :^)
>mfw they always ask "so black?"
>>35185277
>being this fat
>>35185277
>have that
>have to eat less through out the day
>be miserable
>>35187271
Amino acid profiles are much higher quality in grass fed. Check your memes bruh
>>35188819
Just say "Medium black coffee" you autistic fuck
Australia is the home of good coffee. Starbucks couldn't get a foothold here because the shit they sold was worse than what you can get at any corner store. The stuff you drink in the US and EU is absolute swill in comparison, I couldn't believe how bad it was.
>>35189269
I'm american living in australia, and I must say that my tastes evolved a little differently. I haven't been able to find a single brand of coffee here that I like, other than the over priced starbucks that you can only buy in little tiny bags (in the us the bags you can get at starbucks are three times the size for half the price, plus you can buy them in any retailer).
What's the BEST god damn brand of coffee I can buy, mate i'm so desperate. I want to believe there is good coffee here, i just can't find it at aldi, or woolworths.
>>35189126
Was waiting for you to say this
Fuck off, you absolute bore. I get off on annoying customer service sometimes. Don't you have to get to bed for your 5 am shift at zionbucks?
>>35186726
I agree. WE DIDNT HAVE CREAM AND SUGAR ON THE FRONT IN KOREA
these threads are so fucking predictable and stupid
>>35189269
I've been to Australia and your coffee is really nothing special.
What else do you think you guys are superior at? All I can think of are beaches.
Tips for learning how to drink it black?
I don't like sweets at all, but I have to have a fuckton of sugar in my coffee to make it pallettable to me...
Not gonna make it.
>>35189399
Nice try
http://www.traveller.com.au/australian-coffee-is-the-best-in-the-world-ginqk2
>>35189416
>http://www.traveller.com.au/australian-coffee-is-the-best-in-the-world-ginqk2
.au address
lmao that's like going GOD IS REAL BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS HE'S REAL
>>35189416
>.au
hahahhaha
>>35189416
>australian tourism site wants people to come to australia and buy their coffee
fuck off
>>35189416
>>35189425
lmao then why is the starbucks in King George Square always packed, and has a huge line?
dodgy propaganda piece, m8
I love black coffee. I don't like how cream or milk affects the texture and mouthfeel, and I think it softens the mild bitterness which I enjoy.
I don't think coffee takes sugar well. I like coffee ice cream and shit, but sweet coffee is disgusting to me.
>>35189472
>I don't think coffee takes sugar well. I like coffee ice cream and shit, but sweet coffee is disgusting to me.
i know that feel bro
>>35185127
drop a sliver of unsalted butter in it and tell me black is better
>>35189425
>>35189431
>>35189467
>>35189471
>Being this mad because you drink shit coffee every day
>>35189305
>awaiting your reply with bated breath
>>35189269
Nah, you got it all wrong bruh. And before you lose your shit. I'm from Sydney.
Australia has a really bad habit of thinking it's awesome at everything when honestly, its all mediocre. Coffee? Nah, South America is over there kick our fucking arse right now. Burgers? Please, ANY Burger joint in the USA knows what's up over this "Gourmet" bullshit, with the fuckin 0.5cm patty and 10-12 cm of fucking filler (salad).
Fuck you, Australia. Your head is up your arse
>>35189471
How the fuck is this even a defense? kek
>>35189526
lol the only thing the australian economy has going for it is selling rocks and hyping mediocre coffee bro.
>>35189374
>>35189509
>Burger joint in the USA
Five Guys enjoying master race reporting
>>35189409
If you don't like black coffee you just haven't found a decent black coffee to be honest, man. You've probably had shit tier stale grocery store grounds or burnt starbucks shit.
Honestly, I used to work at starbucks and insofar as regular drip brew coffee goes, even Dunkin Donuts was superior.
>>35189409
Try buying different kinds of coffee to see what you like?
I thought only Americans were disgusting enough to mix dairy or sugar with coffee. What's wrong with you people? Coffee is supposed to be black.
>>35189526
thank god you're here. it's >>35189305 WHAT IS THE BEST BRAND OF COFFEE I CAN BUY IN AUS IN THE STORE?
>>35189597
Don't buy coffee from supermarkets. Find a coffee roaster near you, there's plenty of them. They usually roast beans weekly or even daily. Buy 'em, grind 'em, brew 'em, don't keep them for longer than a week or two
>>35189593
Where are you from?
>>35189584
This triggers me. He's a 15 year old millionaire, every girl at his high school probably wants to suck his dick, how is he a fedora meme?
>the measure of your manhood is determined by how you like to drink your bean juice
Christ I knew /fit/ was autistic but seriously?
>>35189617
Liberia
Only put milk in, mainly so it's cool enough to drink straight away.
Sweden here, don't really care about coffee if it's not in Scandinavia, we're just better at it. Exception to Italy, italians drink gud coffee but what is with those babby cups?
>>35186530
Ausfag here, Nescafe Gold is fucking terrible
>>35189610
now, there's the problem. in the US, i would buy a big bag of starbucks and it would last for a month, and still be good. any ameribros wanna back me up on this?
over here the difference in quality and quantity of starbucks is stark. you clearly get shipped bags that are close to expiration, as i noticed on the label.
look, i don't need the world's best cup of coffee every single day, but i do want something that i can brew a decent cup with and not have to resupply every week.
currently have tried the "organic" stuff at aldi (yuck. it's always too bitter, and lacks body. swill, if you would.) the italian labeled stuff at woolies, and the best i've tried that isn't starbucks is some other brand that comes in a golden bag. i can power through it if i have milk in there, but i want something better.
There's some other brand I haven't tried yet. Lazzaro or something? Might give it a shot, but I'm looking for THE defacto australian golden standard coffee brand. Would you know what that might be, please?
>>35189670
>Sweden
How about you gay-muslim-keks stop giving your opinion on everything, it isn't needed
>>35189305
There's a Timorese brand that you can get at Coles; green bag, pre ground, about $9 for 200g. Works nicely in my stove top.
inb4 "pre ground, shiggy-Constanza", etc.
>>35189670
Even your neighbor countries have better coffee than you lol
>>35188784
Why?
>>35189690
>implying
>>35189681
jelly of our good coffee?
>>35189682
Thank you very much, I will try that
>>35189670
sorry you're wrong, i'm from melbourne and we are the coffee capital of the world
>>35189714
literally never been to aus so can't comment on that
if you're like other anglos then your coffee is topkek tho
>>35189714
Finnish people are the coffee capital since they drink the most per person.
>>35189714
sorry man, but the coffee capital of the world is Jakarta, followed by Istanbul, Seattle, and Melbourne respectively.
>>35189675
>i would buy a big bag of starbucks and it would last for a month, and still be good
Protip it was never good and your taste in coffee is shit
Is putting cream so bad?
The half-and-half cream I own is like 10 calories per teaspooin. That's nothing.
>>35185327
>ice
Fuck off pussy
>>35189728
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/01/here-are-the-countries-that-drink-the-most-coffee-the-us-isnt-in-the-top-10/283100/
1. Netherlands
2. Finland.
mfw just drank 700ml of coffee like I do every morning.
>>35189792
Aww yeah, this sick cunt knows whats up. How many weeks have you been drinking coffee for, little bro?
TELL THOSE FOREIGNERS WHO'S THE BOSS
>>35185127
I wish.
only shitty thing i have in a day is my creamy sugary coffee
>>35186530
wtf are you doing anon
>>35189670
Eh, we're probably pretty shit at coffee here m8. Even disregarding italian coffee I think there are a shitton of countries that'd do it better.
It's all about the quantity over here anyway, I'm fine with that.
>>35190363
disagree desu, the average quality of coffee here far exceeds most of europe (let's not even go into asia), obv france do better espressos but that's just something i have on occasion
most countries call watered down tea coffee, it's awful. you'd have to go to some half snobby place to get a decent coffee in england whereas in sweden you get something decent around every corner
>>35190397
Well that's true, the coffee that you can buy here is pretty decent. Though I do think the average swede will drink just about anything to get his fix, is my point.
>>35190422
If desperate enough, sure. But say you're at a mates and he offers coffee, how often would it be instant? It's not uncommon at all elsewhere, whereas here it'd be prefaced with "yeah but I only have instant" or someshit at least
just spent a year in switzerland, goddamn you dont realize how much i missed a regular black swedish cup of coffee
So, I just read that filtering coffee through a paper filter eliminates whatever it is that causes something like a 15% increase in cholesterol levels seen in people who use a metal filter. I've been using a Swiss Gold filter for probably ten years now, but today was my first paper filter day.
I've also heard it reduces the acid content, which would be nice because too much coffee has been messing with my stomach.
>>35185327
Are you a basic white bitch?
>>35190450
>habeebing everything you read
>>35188090
KEK
>>35186530
AGREED. shit is pretty based mang
>>35188784
Don't ignore them, middle eastern women are fucking HNNNGHH. Even the chubsters.
I put a slash of milk in my coffee. Between black and white, so mulatto??
>>35186778
Where are the activated almonds?
>>35185164
There's still hope for that little boy
>>35188422
They put artificial dyes in decaf. Spill it on your carpet and you're screwed
>I'm more of a black coffee kind of man. The kind of man who rides on horses and herds cows. The kind of man outlaws fear. The kind of man who knows how to handle his lasso and 6 shooter. Gary Cooper? Yeah maybe when I was 12. Tom Selleck? 'afraid not. Clint Eastwood? Close but not quite. Try the Duke. Yup. John Wayne. What I mean to say is drinking black coffee makes me a grown tough cowboy.
>Sugar and creamer? Ah no thank you. You see I drink my coffee black. I'm sort of like Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven. The tough cowboy type. Would you care to ask me how frequently I use sugar or creamer? Well go ahead, I've got time. Ask me. ... Glad you asked.
>Short answer: Never.
>Disciplined answer: Haven't touched it in months. Probably old by now. I'm actually going through a lawsuit to get my local grocery store to reduce their sugar and creamer inventory. It's going well. I can't stand sugarlets or creamlets. Actually cut all of my old friends off who use. Why go through all of this trouble you ask? 3 words. 2 concepts. Discipline. Mental toughness. This is why friend. This is why.
Blacker than a moonless night at midnight bruh
>>35185704
enjoy your kidney stones
>>35192891
reporting in
>>35185127
I enjoy both black coffee and blond bitch coffee
I'm literally a coffee idort
'black as a black mans cape, just as god intended' - me to coffee artists
>>35187483
What kind of grinder do you recommend senpai?
>>35193045
Grindr the app
>>35185127
Reporting in
>drinking the percolated jew
Green tea master race reporting in.
>tfw you almost never drink coffee or any caffeine
I think I'm glad I avoided this stuff. Probably the hardest was when my ex gf was a barista and always try to make me drink Starbucks piss.
>>35193045
Not him but any burr grinder will work
Baratza makes some nice ones if you're looking for a brand
>>35193104
Good for you
Stay away from the shit, I literally have caffeine addiction.
I get a migraine or nausea or puke if I don't get my cup everyday
black with a pinch of salt master race.
Your wife's lover.
Black coffee or plain espresso. I recently started drinking tea in addition to coffee and hope to stop drinking coffee entirely aside from social settings.
>>35193098
>Jew
What, if anything coffee is the percolated Musselman
>>35185127
Fucking love black coffee, but I unfailingly shit my guys out like an hour and a half later whenever I drink it.
>>35185127
Depends on the coffee. I find some coffee is better with half a tsp of sugar
Going to have my first ever black coffee tomorrow
Is it better to have it weak or strong, in terms of taste?
>>35186726
>I drink my coffee black but respect for people goes
>black > milk > cream > sugar >
>you are a 6 year old girl if you need sugar in your coffee
>>35187483
>So much faggotry in this thread. Women and children put cream and sugar in their coffee. You're making your coffee like soda you pussies. If you're going to add anything put a dash of bourbon in.
>>35185127
black unsweet master race, since 16 years old :)
>>35189593
>I thought only Americans were disgusting enough to mix dairy or sugar with coffee. What's wrong with you people? Coffee is supposed to be black.
>>35190397
>whereas in sweden you get something decent around every corner
Bullshit. I work at IKEA and the coffee there is filtered shit.
>>35189566
One recently opened here in Liverpool. Best burger I've ever had. That shake was Ambrosia.
>>35188934
>>35188947
>a dollop of whipped cream and some cinnamon
>fattening
that's likes 100 extra calories, tops.
>>35196000
>le hat meme
>>35193045
That's was me and I concur with >>35193111 regarding brands. I have the entry level encore model and like it just fine.
>>35192958
this desu.
>cute blonde girl taking my order at starbucks
"one g-grande blonde pls"
>>35188934
>>35188947
Depends on your diet. I used to start my day with a huge cup of coffee and a ton of heavy cream. Was delicious.
I was also on a veto diet so all that fat was great and made a decent breakfast substitute. I dropped 70 pounds doing that, and went through gallons of heavy cream over that time lol.
>>35186778
>Grass Fed Cream
..... wat
>>35185127
WE WUZ BEANS N SHIT
>>35185164
Wesker was right, humanity isn't worth saving
>>35188090
That cattle feed shit obviously
>>35185127
This is the true master race.
I am, till I started getting the shits every day. I don't know if its coffee or protein.
black no sugar in the mornings
cream and sweetener in the evenings
>caffeine
Best coffee coming through
Coffee is for closers.
>>35195772
The first compounds extracted from coffee during brewing are great tasting and not bitter. It's when you over extract (i.e. not enough grounds) that it becomes bitter and foul tasting. I weigh it and use 1.5 grams of coffee per fluid oz of water which is pretty much the standard recommendation.
Usually when coffee tastes bad it's because it's too weak, not too strong.
>>35198777
i gave ur mum a Chock full o nut last nite ;)
>>35189719
But Australian coffee is **not** like British or US coffee. Its much, much better.
>>35189736
Seattle before Melbourne? Heresy!
Cold black coffee in the morning is the best. Lately Ive been mixing it with chocolate whey protein. Shits delicious, like starbucks drink minus the sugar shit.
Dont think I dont love a hot coffee though, I accidentally ordered a coffee at a fancy restaurant and it was amazing. Just straight up black, nothing else. Apparently it was from Lavazza, that shit is expensive but delicious.
>>35189711
I double-checked: it's the Republica organic Timor blend.
