Anyone here jelq? I want to get bigger everywhere
I've looked at some routines and it looks awfully painful. Is it all just one big joke or is there some truth to it? I currently have a 6.5 inch x 5 member.
Thoughts on incorporating jelqing into your routine?
>it looks awfully painful.
you sound like a whiney sissy faggot, heres a routine. hang yourself 1x1
6.5x5 is perfectly fine. No need to waste an hour of your day jelqing. Use it to make gains instead.
>>35180654
>painful
kek9 follow the actual routines and advise on stretching warmups and lube
>>35180654
> stretching techniques/secret ancient Chinese alien secrets
It's all snake oil, there is nothing more desperate then trying to strech out your dong, the guys that do it are beyond fucking pathetic and insecure, its like those people that try to fix their pectus by using that chest pump shit
>>35180886
>non trips confirm lies
>>35180886
strong lack of research on your part, penile enhancement is a medical fact - they recommend traction devices for those with "micropenis" as in it's so small it's a medical condition.
look up "ordera and gontero" to see a review of the available studies of various methods (traction devices, pumping etc.).
>>35180913
>penile enhancement is a medical fact
Unless you want to fuck men, or you have a micropenis you don't need it
>>35181111
but i do want to fuck men
>>35181095
because research companies can totally shill you out a workout program better than they can tons of shitty pills and vitamins that barely work and sometimes even just fuck your shit up.
no, not a single case of increased length has been reported in medical trials, anywhere in the world. doctor's know everything and some magical medical wizard decides everything about our bodies and suddenly it becomes true
>>35181131
Actually it has. Brb finding study.
>>35181131
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448
Poke around and you can find the pdf somewhere. Success has been reported for people with plaque buildup in their penis as well. The shit that forms an hour glass shape in some dicks. Theres an actual name for it.
What about kegels? You dont need a fuckhuge cock for most girls but i heard about kegelfags having all kinds of dry orgasms and fucking for hours on end
Is this even possible?
>>35181140
>not noticing the obvious sarcasm
im fully aware where studies have been done on observing men with micropenises and their growth on said exercises
its just sad that people don't realize there's no reason pharmaceutical companies don't want this just like supp companies don't want you to realize you don't need to buy the amount of supps that ronnie takes every day. they wouldn't sell nearly as much to you, if you know how to make your dick big and it becomes common knowledge what would they then do to sell men who can achieve great erections erection pills?
there's just no profit for anyone who wants to sell
>le 90s next meme next new penis enlargement magic method
meanwhile jew surgeons try to come up with ways to transplant dicks instead of just helping people learn to use the one they have and studying how it can be manipulated instead of leaving it up to broscience to muscle out the imperfections
>>35181172
kegels don't give you dry orgasms for hours, and most people aren't going to last physically much longer than 20-30 minutes unless going above intermediate cardio level
>>35181186
>join this secret club of the enlightened, bro
>here is some anecdotal evidence
>the doctors dont want you to know!!!
Well this doesnt seem like a scam at all
>>35181202
if it's a scam what the hell are you buying dude? you literally only are investing your time into that shit.
also ive been posting whole thread pretty obviously samefag. after about a week my flaccid hangs about an inch longer consistently. PE is comprised of understanding how your indicators work in conjunction (longer flaccid, higher frequency and strength of erections etc.) to affect your gains optimally. it can take a while but im getting positive gains so far (erections are also increased in frequency and strength for me)
>>35181239
>its not working? oh you should spend time on our advert ridden forums to troubleshoot.
Still not working? I guess you need our special $10.99 jelqer and xtreme comfort lube to match it
>still not working? for just $30 you can buy our special jelqing CD that is sure to fix all your problems, we promise!
>DONT FORGET TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
>>35181252
literally can get all of the information for free from thundersplace you shitposter maybe you just need to stop using internet explorer and bing as your search engine
>>35181265
This is why Ponzi schemes and other scams work. People who fell for them (like you) are compelled to defend the scam in order to justify their own choices. Nobody wants to admit theyre retarded, so people will go out and try and convince their friends that performing halfbaked rituals daily to make your dick bigger is somehow a good and safe thing to do.
There is no way for followers to back down without losing face, kinda like a cult.
>>35180654
You're worrying that it would be extremely painful?
You're never going to be a big guy with that attitude.
>>35181202
>ordera and gontero
>multiple scientific studies
somehow this translates in your head to "anecdotal evidence"
>>35181287
i literally have never bought a single fucking thing for jelqing related activities you
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>>35181287
it's scientifically confirmed, stop talking about hypothetical "schemes" when you haven't even looked into it.
>a good and safe thing to do
that's up to you, I won't say it's any safer than lifting - that's an unrelated question to whether it works, though.
>>35180654
I usually jelq while watching form videos for my lifts on youtube, nothing to lose desu.
>hey guys have you ever tried this completely free and non-branded technique that you need no equipment or supplements for
>OMFG IMPLYING UR NOT A STUPID SHILL FAGET LOL STUDIES IMPLYING XDDDDDDD HOW MANY THOUSANDS DID YOU BUY IN FOR LOL PONZI PYRAMID MEME IMPLYING IMPLYING IMPLYING
There's a retard in this thread and it's not the jelqers.
>>35181186
Sorry, I'm kinda dead tired. Just wanted to post because I wasn't sure if you guys had read into some of this penis shit.
Pretty neat stuff, also for anyone who's interested, look up 'Pyeronie's disease'. It's about that dick plaque you might've gained from fappin'.
>>35180654
I gained about 1"x.5" in about year of off and on jelqing and stretching (about half of those gains coming in a 4 month period). My routine was simple jelqing and stretching, just a massive amount of volume (up to an hour of each at my high point).
It's a lot like lifting: It's only painful if you're doing something wrong and it barely matters to women, once you're past a certain point. I started at 6.5"x 5.5" with good erections, went up to 7.5" x 6" with slightly better erections and gained a little vascularity. It had pretty much no effect on my sex life but I like the way my dick looks a little more now.
>>35180835
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>>35181165
Yep.
>>35181202
>>35181252
Thundersplace is the best PE forum. It's 100% free, has no ads, and has guides for DIY versions of just about every PE device on the market. There are a lot of people selling bullshit out there but you literally don't need to buy a thing to have a bigger dick. The only things i ever bought were lube, a ruler and a tape measure.
In all honesty, unless you have a very small penis (under 4 inch length and or 4.5 inch girth), your time could be better spent doing something else.
>>35181361
You can lookup stretches and things for peyronie's too. Okay... Enough penis talk for right now. Night senpai.
>>35180654
I do.
>Thoughts on incorporating jelqing into your routine?
Cut or uncut?
>>35181391
What routine do you use? And did you use a specific technique?
I started doing 150 pulls of about 3 seconds each.
How do you stretch without a device?
>>35181469
not who you're asking for but just do the recommended newbie routine on thundersplace
>>35181469
routine:
>5 minute warm up with a hot washcloth
I'd sit on the edge of my tub and switch between 2 washcloths, running one under the water while I massaged my dick with the other, switching as the one I was using cooled.
>20 minute jelq
Standard jelqs, nothing fancy. I took about 3 seconds a stroke, holding a kegel as I stroked.
>5 minutes warm up again
>20 minute manual stretch
Basically, I grabbed just behind the glans with sort of a deadlift-style hook grip with just the index and middle fingers. Pull away firmly from the body for 2:50, then shake it out for 10 seconds to restore proper blood flow. For part of the time I was doing this, I did it straight out from my body at a 90 degree angle. Part of the time I would alternate, doing straight out, straight up, left, right, straight down... it didn't seem to make a difference in my gains
>5 more minutes washcloth
I did this 5-7 days a week and added on 1-5 minutes a week, depending on how I was feeling, up until I was doing one hour jelq, one hour stretch. at my highest point. I tried a few different things for lube (vaseline, grapeseed oil, lotion). They all had their pros and cons in how they felt, cost and clean up, but no big effect on gains.
I also did "Jelq 2.0" for about a month (google it). I gained a little length but no girth so I switched back.
>>35181544
Oh and yes, this dude >>35181502
is correct.
I started my routine after about a month and a half of doing the noob routine from t-place.
>>35181544
just an fyi a heating lamp does wonders for maintaining heat throughout the process, alleviating a lot of the time strain. also helps maintain erections if you seem to lose those easily while jelqing as well. only thing you have to do then is relube. saves me a solid 10-15 minutes on my morning routine
also you can buy these + a bulb at any reptilian friendly petstore such as petsmart
>>35181544
its better to stretch first and then jelq
>>35181558
I'm already done with the world of PE. I just share my experience and little bit of knowledge with folks who are interested. Good tip, though.
>>35181564
I had trouble maintaining the half-chub if I stretched first.
>>35181580
at some point in my life i was near 8" when hard
I did no fap for almost a year (yes serious), and never bothered measuring my dick until fairly recently and was horrified to barely approach 7"
I wonder if the smooth tissue just starts contracting a bit after never being used for so long.. I thought jelqing is a meme but maybe itll help me regain that lost 'stretch'
>>35181637
There could be any number of reasons for your change in size. I know that depending on my level of arousal, there's almost an inch difference in "hard" and "really fucking hard" for me.
If you want a bigger dick than you currently have, PE will get you there.
>>35181544
Thanks. That's a lot of daily time investment though. What is the difference in effect of stretching and jelqing?
>>35181553
Can't find the routine. Maybe I'm retarded
6''by 5 reporting, everything feels like a bag desu am I just fucking sl00ts or do I need to jelq
>>35181637
you have to PE a decent amount past your actual goal if you intend to stop or do maintenance work for a couple of years
>>35181906
All of your questions are answered in the thundersplace faq.
>>35180654
>insecure about 6.5x5
>JELQs ceaselessly
>obtains 7.5x6" monster cock
>finds qt gf who lives with all his heart
>dick too big to fit, only causes discomfort and pain for girl
>b-but porn told me bigger is better
>the jews won again
Tbh anything much bigger than 6x5 is inconvenient
Of the four girls I've fugged the only one who didn't complain about it hurting was a total roastie
>>35180654
the best way to get bigger is to lose bodyfat
I went from 6.5 to 7...even if you bone press it will be bigger if there is less fat there.
A bit over 7 x 5.
Is it worth Jelqing? I want to be a bit thicker. I don't care much for length.
im afraid to jelq, my dick is already veiny/vascular and I dont want to fuck my shit up
7x5 at my max, cant complain that much
>>35182873
>Implying I want it to fit well.
I want to see fear in the eyes of women, not lust.
