The best part about getting /fit/ is having fat chicks worship you.
Why bother with anything else when they'll literally beg for you to fuck them?
slightly trashy pawgs are my kryptonite. 100% serious.
Because I have standards
>>35180264
you're missing out desu
But fat chicks are disgusting
Also, the one in your pic isnt fat, shes chubby at most
Woodbank/10
Disgusting. Low standards general
OP confirmed ugly manlet
>>35180393
>2015
>still fooled by angles
why do you think he arm is like that? it's hidin some belly 2bh familio
>>35180399
>this low test beta virgin
>>35180134
Brehhhhhhhhh
Just hooked up with this qt. Mirin?
>>35180421
>that ass
>>35180421
>no ass
at least you sticked the dick in.
>>35180421
Not really.
>>35180134
I hate this. WTF is their problem? I obviously put a lot of effort into my body why do they think I'd settle for a fat fuck like them? And it's so shitty.
>Men shouldn't judge women on superficial things like fat, they should just care about our inner beauty!
>Oh but I only want ripped athletic guys
and they think they can just put their hands on me and be sexy. FUCK OFF YOU FAT BITCH nobody told you you could grab my crotch or feel my abs. Christ, could you imagine if an ugly dude went around acting like drunk fat chicks do? He'd either get his ass kicked or go to jail
>>35180436
>>35180439
Whats wrong with it? Never fantasized fucking Spongebob Squarepants?
>>35180421
No, wtf dude, you serious? Why would you degrade yourself with that thing??
>>35180256
Hello me
>>35180378
This desu baka senpai
>>35180421
Post more
How fat we talking?
>>35180421
I can picture her on her way to your greazy apartment.
>I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY-EDDY-EDDY
Seriously 0/10 forget everything you know about breathing please.
>>35180453
>Never fantasized fucking Spongebob Squarepants?
I spilled my protein shake.
>>35180483
Too fat
>>35180474
What gets filtered to baka? I have no idea deshita sempai
>>35180495
Nothing, I'm just a lunatic.
>>35180483
Wood impregnate
>>35180421
>>35180477
samefag
>>35180495
Smh d e s u
>>35180495
baka desu senpai
>>35180421
>>35180500
nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor
>>35180500
>>35180564
You just described me; a twisted psychopath madman
Because I like waifs
what about this brehs
>>35180657
Hard to tell in that pic
>tfw never feel good enough for normal sized, attractive, healthy girls
>only feel comfortable with girls who are either overweight, have problems with their skin, social anxiety, or some other problem
>never really want to spend any time with them
>i am a horrible person
>tfw scared of leaving comfort zone
>>35180657
a bit hard to tell, that room looks familiar though. Looks like the offices at my university.
>>35180690
>scared of leaving comfort zone
just do it anon, what's the worst that could happen.
>>35180690
All girls have problems. Don't put them on a pedestal.
I'm dating the most normal girl I've ever dated right now, and she's pretty hot. I do occasionally get hit with importer syndrome though, like she'll suddenly realise that I'm a weird guy and we're incompatible because of that.
>>35180500
Absolute madman
>>35180421
Cute face breh
But personally I think the high test meme has failed on me since every thick girl I hook up with has giant nipples and cellulite or a sad ass why can't they look like in pictures
>>35180729
That's kinda what happened with one of my exes. Hid my power level a bit (video games and programming), but she picked up on it eventually. Once she said "I didn't realize you had a nerdy side," I knew it was over. I tried sharing that nerdy side with her (misguided attempt at opening up), but she had zero interest in it and didn't care.
>Have fat GF
>Though sex was pretty good
>Break up with her because fat
>Meet skinny girl about 2 weeks later, start fucking her
>Sex is so much better, feels better, tons of position vag is tighter (she was 18, so IDK if that was because she was skinny)
>Ex-GF wants to fuck on night
>Sure why not
>So bad I can barely stay hard, sweaty, fat and gross
Fat chicks are disgusting.
>>35180445
We need more men to act like this.
>>35180134
>cute chubby chicks hounding me on tinder
>spelling and grammar errors that I can't ignore
>>35181422
???
These things aren't a problem for girls. Something else is the real problem
>>35181456
it was obviously because she was 18
the fat does IMO make the pussy worse, you have to put it in their butt
>>35180445
>>35181473
NA large portion of males do act like this, as in ugly guys touching pretty girls when they don't want and feeling disgusted. And no, they don't all go to jail, a majority of time its blown off as nothing and you're the bitch for saying anything and "being mean". And yes, I've personally had multiple guys do this to me, and many people don't/wont take you seriously and laugh it off.they assume they're entitled to grab you ass out of nowhere etc. The fact that males in general are more likely to over power females doesn't help the situation. At least as a Guy having it done to you you don't have to worry about a girl overpowering you and raping you out of frustration.
>>35180134
Had to double take that was my ex...
God I miss that ass
>tfw u actually prefer a cellulite ass because of how bouncy and floppy it is
>>35181595
Thought that was* baka desu
>>35180421
Maybe you could teach her how to dress. Idk what she was thinking with that top. When your on the heavier side you want to conceal, not reveal. Also those skinny jeans just push her fat into awkward places making her look nearly deformed.
I don't know about you family but my goal at the gym is to increase the weight that I move. Deadlifting a small car is something that I strive for and then, once I lift a small car I will look ahead and see a medium size car. There are people there that pull fucking commercial airplanes with a rope. So I say to you why should I settle with a fat chick
>>35181639
>So I say to you why should I settle with a fat chick
to stay warm in the winter
>>35181645
My gains will keep me warm
>>35181528
There was, hence why she's an ex now. That was just the start of it. It was a fun relationship, but it was ultimately incompatible in the long run.
>>35180421
Did she sell you propane, or propane accessories?
>>35180256
Seriously, why is this?
>>35180264
I like fatties, so jakes on you.
>>35181422
lol i had a girl say she was happy she'd slept with a nerd after she saw my dvd collection on a one night stand
>>35180483
I recognize that body.
>>35182628
Who is she
>>35182628
who is this semen demon?
>>35180657
Are her initials MM?
>>35180256
Yep
>fit turned me into a htam
>friends now call me a chubby chaser
B R E H S
>>35182741
>>35182755
I have no idea. Found a picture of her on /b/ a while back and saved it. The one with her in the black bikini is the only other pic I've seen of her.
Also I have the version without the boxes :)
>>35182838
Post without the boxes
pls
>>35180483
>>35182628
I want this slut's spit in my mouth.
>>35182894
But this is a work safe board!
>>35182995
I won't tell anyone :^)
>>35180483
this is my limit
>>35182838
>>35182628
Shes some girl that posts nudes on tumblr. Cant remember url been a year or two.
>>35180134
>Why bother with anything else when they'll literally beg for you to fuck them?
God how i wish this was true
Fuck you OP, and take your lies with you
>>35180483
this is the limit
>>35183092
Just did some googlin'
Look up "Always Eager" on imagefap. You're welcome.
>>35180690
god damn i didn't ask for these feels...
why i can't be confident? why can't i get with a qt who isn't chubby or a total weirdo?
>tfw think you're not good enough for a qt
>tfw you see her insta and the guy she is with is wayyyy uglier than you
fuck i had a chance...if i only could stop being a pussy
>>35182801
Yep
>>35180421
Shes like the ugly bitches that work as cashiers at strip clubs and sex boutique s. Literally no ass, fat in all the wrong places and doesnt know how to wear clothes.
>>35180256
word
>>35180690
>>35184523
You may find this helpful Anons. Listen up to 51:20
https://youtu.be/K4mH6E0hMbI?t=43m45s
>>35185960
Listen from 43:45 to 51:20 XD
>>35180134
You call that fat? Sheeeeeeit.
>hooked up with a fat chick ages ago that I worked with
>serious daddy issues loved getting roughed up and shit
>move away don't see anyone for over a year
>come back home and she's lost 70lbs and looks smoking hot (decent make-up always had good makeup skills)
>she still begs for my dick despite me now being out of her league
>>35186035
>she's lost 70lbs and looks smoking hot
>she still begs for my dick despite me now being out of her league
You're out of her league? Are you a fking model or something?
best part of my job is all the desperate hot chubs looking for attention
I prefer short girls but Im dtf a phat ass whenever
>>35186845
Hes saying she is in a league higher retard
>>35186910
no hes not
>>35180134
I thought fatties go for skinny guys.
But so do models, look at all their dyel bfs.
Hmm, it seems like everyone likes the skinny guy except for gymrat girls..
Unless he is ugly of course. Ugly skinny guys should lift.
this literally just happened to me
so post a picture at what point a chick is actually considered fat ... for science
>>35180256
For real m8.
>>35180657
shes definitely trying to arch her ass out. If she was just standing there, it would be flat.
>>35186944
Don't be pedant you massive homo
>>35180256
God dammit, this.
Just hit up a tinder girl this week who was apparently using old pics from when she was skinny, but the ass was fat in person. I was kinda put off at first but, seeing those big titties and that ass did shit to me, brehs. Does that mean I'm making it?
We banged and now she isn't responding to texts tho. Oh well.
>>35180256
Iktf breh
>>35181571
careful you don't fall out of you chair with that reach
>>35180421
>>35182628
B R E H S
R
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S
>>35183114
http://plump-bunny-videos.tumblr.com/
http://www.imagefap.com/organizer/147538/always-eager
>>35180134
guys..I think I finally may be high test
>>35180483
>>35180421
>>35182628
You people disgust me.
>>35180453
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
>>35180256
dude holy fuck, are you me?
>>35187783
>>35180256
that's just every straight male out there, some people just choose to deny it and live in suffering.
>>35180421
Would smash but then again I'd smash literally everything
>>35187783
>>35182628
you guys are fucking shameful
>>35180690
are you me?
I've been getting a lot of shit from my friends because i only bang fat or ugly grills
I just like the feeling when the grill knows i'm out of her league and tries everything to please me
I guess i'm fucked up that way
>>35189696
whoa buddy this isn't a beastiality thread
Well, I do not really care about what body type the person is, but:
> you will never have a qt who has a personal cum dumpster fetish and offers her holes to you and just wants the most genuine appreciation in return.
> you will never hug her and pat her head while your boner pokes her butt and tell her how good she is to you.
> she will never break the arm of another guy who hollas at her and make you watch.
>>35190796
I know, someone like this is only exists in a fairy tale.
That's why I dream.
>>35190764
No, you just like the attention. We all do. That's why we're here.
>>35180134
Brehhhh, that bitches ass prolly look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud when she bend over
da fuq man? this is /fit/ not /fat/
Recently broke up with gf of 2.5 years
>Was slowly putting on weight
>"I'm so fat, I hate it" - would proceed to eat ungodly amounts of bread
>Taught her how to calorie count, she easily loses 5 kg in a few weeks
>"Calorie counting doesn't work, I'm just going to do Weight Watchers"
>Puts weight back on, and then some
>Yet somehow had literally no ass and was proud of it
>Had the most glorious H-cup tits which was wasted on her because she hated her nipples being touched
It was a shame, because with her tits and hips she would have easily been an 11/10 high test goddess if she stopped eating like a pig and did some squats.
Her pussy was unnaturally tight too, it was fantastic.
>>35191172
My condolences.
I hope you find a better woman that suits your needs and wants.
>>35180134
i have been a twig for my whole life and every even lightly chubby girl would fucking weep over me
as soon i started to lift and gained 10 kgs it fucking changed
i guess they were just jelly of my low weight and fuck me anyway
>>35190796
I want to do all of this for a fit anon plus cooking all their meals for them
I'm a guy though
>>35191338
Thank you anon, although I'm probably just going to enjoy being single for a while.
Bitches are nuts.
>>35189696
HNNNGGH
>>35180256
yeah but only since i started to get fit
goddamn
>>35180690
i know all of those feels man.
we're all gonna make it.
much love.
>>35180256
I've been wondering...
Maybe the reason for this is wanting someone around you with a body you once had to remind you what you never want to become again?
>>35191593
I have many theories
1. It is not just you, but the entire United States that is slowly fetishizing chubby girls because subconsciously you realize that soon 70% or more of the population will be overweight
2. It is because the stark contrast in fitness makes you feel superior to them which is a turn-on. I personally think this is actually kind of cute and nowhere near as creepy as it sounds.
3. Subconsciously you now associate your masculinity with your muscles - therefore the thing most feminine is the thing most opposite to your body type.
4. It is because fat is squishy and soft and you want to squeeze a belly while you bust a nut.
5. Your animal brain instincts are finally kicking in now that you have become an alpha male and it's telling you that the bitch with child bearing hips and big tits is prime breeding material.
And this is why I have decided that I look best with five extra pounds on me.
My persona upper tolerable limit
No one pictured so far does it for me. Why am I so fussy /fit/?
>>35191799
Maybe you're gay?
no homo
>>35187569
>We banged and now she isn't responding to texts tho
I bet u suck at sex
>>35180134
i can literally smell her sweaty bunghole
>>35191847
We were going for an hour and she came like 3 times. She even literally said "You're really good at everything".
Maybe she was faking/lying, but I dunno man.
>>35187569
>treat your body like a temple
>proceed to stick dingdong in equivalent of dilapidated shack
>making it
you are who you consort with my family member
>>35191960
Don't worry fám, I have a date with a qt petite girl this Sunday.
>>35189696
>>35191882
>Having sex for an hour
>She only cums 3 times
Get a load of this beta fag.
>>35182628
I want to have primal,animalistic sex with her until my balls are empty and her pussy is sore red
>>35180445
You're god damn right! I hate to say it, it might seem offencive to some, but for fucks sake!?! A girl i was talking to a while back did not give a flying fuck about how she looked, not that im to judge. She looked pretty good when we started talking. Before she reached the level she was at before we stopped talking she was still kinda cute. I asked her out, she answered with a no and that i would have to put more effort into getting fit before i would even have the right to think about her in that way... I hate to say it, but she now looks like what could have sunk fucking titanic and from what i hear she still have the same standards. Back then i would guess that i weiged less that half of her, ive never been ripped or anything, and i do have the confidence to say that im about average... Im kinda skinny really. I do not hate on people i dont know... but it really seems like there are more thinking like her. I do not judge solely by apperance, but i seriously think that if you care about how your partner, or potentional partner for that matter, looks, you should put in the same effort yourself. Its all about giving and taking. These words might seem harsh... but life is harsh. I get that noone gets out alive, but if you really wanna go somewhere, you know damn well that you gotta put your will into getting there yourself! Im gonna end this now... it seems long enough :P
>>35185858
Mike Myers? Marilyn Monroe? Michael Mosley?
>>35192802
Mickey Mouse?
would do anything to dive in her. she doesnt need to worship me im not a pussy, i want the pussy
>not getting fit and fucking tiny girls with pixie cuts and struggle to take your cock
I'm all for a high test girl when it comes to looking but in practical application I'm coming to appreciate a rail thin girl. Especially if you plan to wife her. She has a better chance of staying thin for life.
>>35191718
A T L
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>>35191882
>only 3 times in an hour
>the last was probably faked
I'm so sorry anon
>>35191718
This kinda makes sense. Do you have a newsletter?
>>35191767
There is no source
>>35193370
If by newsletter you mean smut then yes.
>be black and using dating apps
>usually most positive experiences are with white and Asian girls despite what the OK cupid survey would have your believes
>never been with a black girl. Not even on a date
>try talking to black girls but 90% of them are fat
>skinny ones use swag unironically and think they're above me
>mfw I make enough money to put their bastard children in private school
I think my destiny is with a chubby Asian girl since black girls hate nerds no matter how shredded and well off they are.
>>35192363
FUCKING love tits that look like that
Sauce?
>>35192211
>>35193360
Please be bait :(
My gf is so hard to make cum
I have to finger blast for so long
>>35194092
Give her a motorless dildo and tell her you want to watch her masturbate because it's sexy or whatever. Watch how quickly she gets off.
If you're on top of your shit it shouldn't take more than a minute or two to get her off. Only 3 in an hour and you're wasting time. All is not lost though. Eat pussy like a pro and she won't really care.
>>35194195
I thought I was supposed to just rub the clit
>>35193590
Picking cotton is a well paid job nowadays you say?
>>35194228
Negro, look up the gspot. Get the clit sure but the best reactions I've had were from two fingers in doing a 'come here' motion. Do this on the upper wall and watch her lose her fucking mind. Apply speed and pressure and try to keep contact if her hips move around too much.
>>35193590
I've gotten a few BJs from black chicks, but never banged one. 9/10, would do again.
Once in college a qt3.14 chocolate bunny asked me out to red lobster. At the time I was just weird and made some excuse. I didn't realize it was like black fine dining.
>>35194247
>cotton
I'm ethnically Caribbean so we were busy picking a crop that could literally kill you unlike pussies up here.
>tfw you're the survivor of unruly slaves that were sent to sugar cane plantations with the expectation that they'd die.
My ancestors earned me these gains.
>>35194296
>red lobster
Kek
>>35181708
Underrated
>>35180421
Her ass is flat as the Netherlands
>>35188653
How is this not yet a pepe?
>>35180256
I can't even get involved with phat assed girls anymore, if they're even slightly cute I get oneitis badly.
>>35194296
Of course she asked you out to red lobster
>>35194367
a black person asking you to red lobster is serious business
