How do you get yourself out of bed in the mornings /fit/?
I just fucking do it because I'm not a a lazy faggot
Standing up works for me
>>35167606
Hate
>>35167606
>mornings
Think you mean afternoons, thank you, very much.
I'm excited for gym later after work lol :3
I don't.
I have no reason to, unless I can go lift.
Its 1 pm now and I just woke up, gonna force myself to move to the couch so I atleast have gotten out of bed.
There's no reason to do anything.
this morning i slept in a bit late but then had to get up to clean up, stretch and cook for my qt 3.14 azn gf, then went to my engineering field trip to a factory
sry 4 blog but living the dream brehs
If I don't get up someone else as to do all my jobs at work and I don't want them to be doing all that.
>>35167606
I never get out of a bed. I sleep on a couch.
>wake up
>realize you're still alive
>>35168007
That picture will forever remind me of rapistanon
>>35168131
storytime
>waking up after a nightmare
>easy and want to forget it
>waking up after a good dream
>try to force myself back to sleep to get back in, turn off all alarms regardless of what I have planned.
Stereo across room, loud music I hate is my alarm, so I MUST STOP IT, and by the time I'm across the room, I'm awake enough to stay awake.
>>35167634
My nigga. Get up before the sun rises. Eat some micros, piss excellence, drink a protein shake and hit that shit hard while people like OP wonder why they aren't making it.
I wake up naturally at 7 AM every morning
It's actually kind of annoying, because I wake up then even when I was up all night before
>>35168168
This. I have this too. It's horrible. I usually stay up late and it's like my body hates me.
>Good morning brain! It's 8 am! You got 3 hours of sleep tonight. Congratulations.
>>35167606
But today was shoulder/back day anon.
>>35167634
This
>>35168168
>>35168195
Try blindfolds, it helped me
Had the same shit, and turned out I was just hypersensitive to minor sunlight shining into my room
>>35168131
lol
tell the story
>>35168007
>had a full on NEET sleep schedule
>sleeping at 9 AM, waking up at 5 PM
>try to fix it by staying up
>now fall asleep at 7:30 PM and wake up at 3 AM
t-thanks internal clock
>>35168146
>anon gets fit
>gets drunk at a party with his oneitis
>anon gets her to his appartment and blacks out
>wakes up next morning with the girl in bed
>girl has all her cloths on including shoes.
>girl refuses to spoon, looks at her phone, gets up and gives anon a blank stare and leaves.
>anon gets up from bed and sees blood on the sheets and his underwear
>raped oneitis
>he got over his oneitis
>>35168238
Archive? The rape thread thing was yesterday.
>>35168217
Thnx. Will try it tonight.
>>35167606
Two scoops of Gold Standard blueberry lemonade pre-workout, a stretching routine, my martial art forms, a croissant, a short body-weight workout and a 40min cardio session down at the gym, after i motorcycle down. Then I shower at the gym/pool, motorcycle down the street to grab what i need for the day, and motor back home to start my day properly
I workout at night
Think about the grill who shattered my heart into thousands of tiny little fucking pieces that splattered all over everything in existence. Then I throw on some tunes and think about how much better I am than that lying cunt and go and make sweat puddles looking forward to the day when I can say i've made it.
>>35168166
AMEN THIS GUY GETS IT
>>35167634
desu
My cat usually wakes me up
I have hard time to wake up. When I was young I was lazy piece of shit and didn't do anything for it. Didn't go to school ect. Now i don't have problems to get going, my routine.
>alarm other side of the room so i have to stand up
>put the alarm off and go straight to ice gold shower
Feels good mane can't even think about sleeping after that.
Then breakfast and coffee\mate
>>35168166
>>35168368
>>35168444
Man.. just reading this makes me want to get up early and crush it the whole fucking day.
Thanks guys!
>>35167606
I set my alarm 4 minutes before I have to leave for work. Leaves no time to fuck around.
The dogs won't shut unless I walk them.