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cheating frauds general

schoolies edition*

prev >>35150378
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>>35155623
Yeah I feel you

I have no problem with women, just certain types of people
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>>35155623
just do like me
be uninteresting, ugly, and awkward enough for all women to ignore you
no woman no cry
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I have no problem with them either, I just see them as they are.
And yeah, there are always toxic people.
I got three toxic cunts in my family I'm trying to get away from.
At least you can drop yours lmao.
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>>35155655
Newbie here, is the solution to having a depressing boring life to go on tren?
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>>35155695
Bro.
Just fuk boipussy.
I'd do it all the time if I didn't want kids.
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>>35155708
No.
Don't be a faggot.
Easiest best cheat way for you is get on antidepressants that kill your test and get that sweet sweet test c right from the doc.
>insurance makin ya swole
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>>35155713
kids are gay af dude
i probably would fuck a decent trap tbqh, never got the opportunity tho
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>>35155708
tren might make it worse
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>>35155730
i heard it turns you into a crazy alpha animal?
>>35155723
ive had my T tested and its high average so that prob wouldnt work
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Do any of you work a very physical job, how do steroids enhance your performance with it?
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>>35155738
it makes you a bit more agitated and a lot hornier
thats about it ime
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>>35155738
>i heard it turns you into a crazy alpha animal?
tren fucks your mind
might make you more aggressive but it wont make you feel good or happy
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>>35155724
Doubt I could ever fuck a trap
Even if it had made every aspect of itself the perfect woman, that little dick swinging around would instantly make me cringe
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>>35155739
I live on a ranch.
I pull cows out of cow pussy pretty easy now.
I throw 40 pound feed bags like nothing.
Pitch hay like a motherfucker.
Wrestle pigs and calves down pretty easy too.
With my house:
Can carry an HVAC heating unit
Carry a full size oven
Carry lumber like it ain't shit
Swing myself around the rafters in the attic like nothing doing wiring

The list goes on and on my friend.
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>>35155743
ok thanks for setting record straight
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>>35155756
I like things in and around my mouth.
I eat pussy like a mofo and have deep throated 7 inches before.
>n-no homo
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>>35155767
with tren I get high highs and low lows.
thats just me tho
and I have a diagnosed mood disorder, not sure if related
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>>35155756
they say hunger is the best spice
there was an ftm tranny who kind of seemed into me the other week btw
id probably hit it given the chance, feels weird cus it still looks clearly female but wants to be treated as male or at least something "in between" or whatever
kind of sad that it wants to be a dude cus it had a p good looking face
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Guys, I've been thinking about it seriously for a few days and wondered if steroids could work with plants??
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>>35155793
kek
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>>35155793
no
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>>35155793
If they were plant hormones or something the equivalent of, probably.
You'd just have to be careful which part of their growth cycle you want to stimulate.
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>>35155817
Skank needs a different septum ring
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>>35155825
why?
looks hawt
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>>35155773
Same, on tren i dont care about anyone, thats why having >gf on tren is bad idea. Had to stop using tren because it was killing my relationship.
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>>35155767
Don't believe the tren hype dude, it just makes you agressive and give less fucks. I have only ran up to 700mg/w tho.
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>>35155832
I want a gf in 2016
they seem nice

wana gf analgirl, but she's batshit cray
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>>35155842
Don't fuckin do it then.
All women are crazy.
You gotta find the least crazy and retarded one and then move up the ladder until you can look past the shit and get serious.
And until you're like engaged keep all possibilities open. Have a back up plan.
Nobody wants to be lonely with no sex when the crazy comes out and you can't take it anymore.
Major thing though, 90% of 8/10s and up are crazy, entitled, retarded, or have no personality.
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>>35155896
What do you guys do with socks when you're banging?
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>>35155962
do you not like them or something?
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>>35155973
Like do you get naked but leave your socks on? Do you take them off? Do you leave them on the girl?

Just feels weird to be naked but still have socks on.
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>>35156026
Take them off.
Kind of fucking question is that?
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>>35156026
Usually when i engage in sexual intercourse socks are the last thing im thinking of desu.

But to answer your questions if i had a preference i would take them off but leave them on the girl.
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>>35156026
I left them on last few times, only because I forget I had them on. I'd always look to take them off, but when you want to tap dat, taking your socks off is never on my mind
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>>35156040
yeah i aint got time to take them off the grill.
if she wants her socks off she can do it her damn self, they aint in my way. sometimes they just come off with the tight ass pants though.
ill take them off myself because its more comfortable to be totally naked imo.
why am i talking about socks?
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>>35156068
>its more comfortable to be totally naked imo
agree, im naked right now
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>>35156087
prove it.
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>>35155896
shes pretty tho :3
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>>35156128
post more pics on whatsapp
i want tits
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>>35156129
did the best I could
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>>35156151
how often have you fucked her?
get her to send nudes.

also whats up with you south africans and pics with smoke coming out of your mouth? ya'll niggas real keen on that.

she cute though. would anal sex/10
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>>35156162
>how often have you fucked her?
only lolonce
only seen her irl 3 times doe
she slept over twice but pulled the "muh period" card the second time.

>also whats up with you south africans and pics with smoke coming out of your mouth?
we2gangsta4u

>she cute though. would anal sex/10
I'd fuck her again even if she has aids
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think it would be totally gay if i contoured my cheeks with makeup like women do?
i feel like i could go up a point in facial aesthetics if i just did that.
slut used to wear makeup.
now that i think about it nvm. gay as fuck.
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>>35156026
did some pedo force you to wear socks while he raped you or something?

the only possibly way i could imagine this being a real question is if your feet stink so damn much that you think socks are always required to protect the girls nostrils or some shit
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>>35156173
eh no oneitis bby
just fuck other skanks. the easier the better. every man needs to go through a whoring phase. part of growing up. im sure youll do well.
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>>35156174
>slut used to wear makeup.
?

brad would spend money on anything an advert told him to
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>>35156174
Im my own person thank you very much
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>>35156174
I'm wearing concealer right now

100% srs
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>>35156182
yeah he used to wear makeup kek
ask him bout it. he looked "fantastic".
>>35156187
stop m8
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is wearing makeup a thing for men now?
i was kidding.
i might have to start wearing it just to compete with you fagits and steal yo girls
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>>35156189
2kawaii4u
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>>35156200
ask MH for tips
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>>35156218
i dont think he wears makeup.
>tfw yolo is gayer than mostlyhomo
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>>35156244
Ask Canary when he gets out the hospital....think he should be out soon
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>>35156244
>tfw yolo is gayer than mostlyhomo
I have only ever stuck it in a pooper,,, so yeah
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>>35156252
canary is in the hospital?
is he getting that pec implant surgery he wanted?
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>>35155655
About to hand in my natty card with a 5 week LGD-4033/GW(Cardarine) cycle,
How's this look?
LGD: 5/8/8/8/8/mg ED WK 1-5
GW: 10/10/10/10/10/10mg ED WK 1-6
Arimadex at 0.5mg EOD WK 1-6 - I have puffy nipples already, but no lumps. Not from a previous cycle, most likely a result of being chubby during puberty.

PCT:
Clomid: 50mg ED for 4 weeks, starting from week 5, the day after last LGD-4033 dose.
Tamoxifen 20/20/10/10 ED for 4 weeks, starting from the day after last LGD dose.

My goal is to get stronger - at least 2.5lbs to the bar each workout - and to gain a couple of kilos of muscle and not put on much fat, I'm around 12% atm.

Advice would be appreciated/
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>>35156302
Also, I am not interested in cycling again after this cycle, I just want to quickly gain a bit of size over the next month or so, and hopefully keep the gains after.
I'm around 65kg at 174cm, 12% bf
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>>35156302
this is a steroid thread.
fuck i know about lgd?
probably wont do shit.
if you want some test hmu
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>>35156271
He got into a fight lol.....which I think he lost. He tried it on with some tourists daughter, whilst cleaning their apartment toilet
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>on a gram of tren and 200mg test
>need to go lower carb and no processed shit since I'm insanely sensitive even with AI/caber. eating a cheesy pizza for example adds 15 lbs of water weight overnight.


mates it's getting boring eating ground pork/beef, chicken curry, soybean protein shakes, baked southern fried chicken, cauli flower cheese, ribs, fish and wholegrain flatbreads.

Sometimes I just want to have some fucking pizza or a burger or chinese food or pasta or some dim sum or chow mein but that just blows me up so fast it's fucking unbelievable.

Don't even get me started on desserts, it's just bananas or very low carb protein bars.
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>>35156317
kek what?
cant say im surprised really. fuckin canary always trying to fuck 12 year olds
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>>35156316
ordering online while living in eu. good or bad idea?
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>>35156406
i dont ship to eu.
but yeah, its fine. people do it erry day
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>>35156406
do it domestically if youre scared
shouldnt need to worry about customs in most countries tho
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>>35156554
I would but I can't find any domestic sources. Lurking domestic bb forums?
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2nd weekend in a row rolling tits

RIP my serotonin

Cuddling with a grill while rollin' is a magical experience indeed though

maybe worth
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>>35156604
I'm jealous

I decided to lay off the stuff because my emotions made me feel like a lonely emotional bitch the days/week after, hopefully a long break will let me do it without that aftereffect
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>>35156177
No man it just seems awkward to take your socks off when you're going to bang the hell out of a girl

It's like putting on a condom it's disruptive
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use 5-htp to recover some serotonin
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>>35156622
I feel like you need a proper social grind to really roll successfully

Need some cuddles and people to hug for sure
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>>35156640
this is assuming you didnt have that and this is why you felt so ronery
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>>35156622
>>35156660
dont worry, anon
ill hug you
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>>35156640
>>35156660
No I mean the rolling was great but for a while after, like it lasted a long time I felt irrationally insecure and emotional/anxious and tfw no gf kicked in

I think I was doing it too often or maybe it would be better if I had more social shit going on rather than just on the weekends
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>>35156673
same :^)

>>35156679
Probably a bit of both. Deffo helps to have that feeling of love from people though when the serotonin is dippin' down

Played this while cuddling with grill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy7FzXLin7o

pretty godlike feels
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>>35156704
im a junkie and ive never rolled.
fucking detergents
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>>35156714
I used to be a cokehead myself man and i thought ravers/rollers were fucking lame lol

once you get that molly love, its game over
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I know this has been probably discussed way too much but what are your opinions on anavar only (20-60mg a day) cycle?
It's tempting to me as I found a trusted dealer that is selling anavar cheap enough that even compared to test-e only cycle the price/strength is tempting enough.

Just looking forward for some strength increase.
Have you guys needed PCT for low dosage anavar?
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>>35156704
Also I wish I could sleep after taking it
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>>35156738
Oh it's 6:50am and I'm still going stronk my dude just shit posting laying next to this girl from okc

I feel bretty dead cos I danced at the club too

still no sleep comes

oh well
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>>35156753
Shit if I can find girls to roll with on dating websites maybe I should start using them

How do you broach the subject
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>>35156771
ask if they've ever gone to raves/been interested in them
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>>35156775
I don't even think there are raves near me

How do I find them
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>>35156901
Idk senpai. Where do you live? They get advertised pretty regularly in my area. p much anything edm related is a rave
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>>35156636
I don't see why it's more awkward than taking off the rest. Just don't leave the socks until last. I can take my socks off in the same motion of pulling my trousers off...
I just don't see the issue.
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>>35156673
your ip changed
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>>35156925
I'm I'm Detroit so they're everywhere here. Still pretty underground though.
I don't go to them because I'm not a fagit.
The whole scene is bigger in Europe.
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>>35156726
>what are your opinions on anavar only (20-60mg a day) cycle?
might make your clit crow :^)

> dealer that is selling anavar cheap
winstrol
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>>35156945
What? I'm at a coffee shop now studying.
Fuck off, leet haxor
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>>35156925
Western Massachusetts

I'm sure there are some somewhere but I don't know where
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>>35156950
whythefuck would you choose to live in detroit? move to the PNW, it's great

>>35156963
try facebook
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>>35156961
brb doxxing your entire family
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>>35156990
I see you, FL.
Detroit is coming up, man. Lot of people from pnw are actually moving here because of rising cost of living there.
Detroit is on the upswing.

I don't actually live inside Detroit though.
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>>35157025
Idk where FL ended up, if I had to guess he's in tacoma
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>>35157004
I'll doxx you back bby
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>>35157037
Okay, whatever you say, FL.
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>>35157044
lol.
you could prolly dox me more desu
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>>35156726
cheap var is never var
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>>35157058


I'm far too molly-tarded to kno what's going on here lmfao
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>>35157068
And analgirl :)
How much will you pay to protect her?
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Does ennui post here anymore?
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>>35157086
>How much will you pay to protect her?
lol.
like ~60 usd /max/
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>>35157085

lmao my bro. even your name fits me when im on molly.. chicks come up to me and be all like 'why you sad'
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>>35157086
>>35157104
fug dat
dox lolrapegirl instead
fuck that sloot
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>>35156330
Your tren is fake.

Tren doesn't make you super sensitive to carbs. Tren makes it easier to handle said carbs.

What you're on sounds more like NPP, which is often what tren is faked with.
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talking to festival girl now

feels gud senpai
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hey guys is this juicy physique achievable as a mere natty?

don't lie to me btw
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>>35157137
hey, if i send you some tren will you review?
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>>35157148
no
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>>35157137
>Tren doesn't make you super sensitive to carbs. Tren makes it easier to handle said carbs.

>What you're on sounds more like NPP, which is often what tren is faked with.

agreed
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>>35157157
are you trying to make me sad again?
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>>35157155
yesh papi
undersis at protonmail
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how much test should i pin if im going to go on a holiday and will be eating like shit? trying to minimize fat gain
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>>35157175
sent from rusty.shack
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>>35157189
you'll bloat more if you pin lots of test imo
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>>35157189
thats not how it works
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>>35157204
won't that just make my muscles look fuller?
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>>35157226
prolly not.

really depends how you do the diet
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>>35157148
yes.
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>>35157195
Ayy, I /Detroit/ too.. What county you in?
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>>35157331
2 months SS and gomad
and dont forget your wrist rollers ;)
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>>35157148
The chest is the only thing that looks unattainable
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>>35157346
oakland, like 15 min drive from downtown detroit
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>>35157360
and do no-fap
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>>35157365
Shieettt... I'm in Macomb, like 30 minute drive to downtown.
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>>35157148
Probably not for you
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>>35157481
nice, maybe we should pin eachothers assholes
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baka.

festival girl giving me shit about my irl name.
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>>35157518
cuz its gay
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>>35157525
she's spilling spagetti now

winning
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>>35157532
play it cool and then fuck her in the ass.
save vaginal sex for marriage
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If I take ralox to zap gyno during pct, should I not take nolva or is it okay to stack them?
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>>35157551
>save vaginal sex for marriage
well obs,,,
I'm not some cheap manwhore
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>>35157532
nigga bein catfished again
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>>35157564
omg jerry.

actually an irl girl this time.

even had her tongue in my mouth

promise
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>>35157360
i'am serious. I never understand that question, because it's always based on genetics. Most people have a tunnel vision, they don't know what's possible. But it's all about genetics.

His arms don't look big. Only his chest. it's also good lightning and close up
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>>35157494
Why not for me?

>>35157331
Don't troll me.
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>>35157596
I honestly doubt genetics matter that much...
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04:30


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-afWb-f3lI

interviewer is fucking mad as fuck at guys with arms like mine
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>>35157640
Lee Priest, the 43 year old man, has better arms than you.
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>>35157630
genetics is one of the more important factors in bodybuilding
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>>35157640

hello new supermang, how is it going?
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>>35157676
>man

manlet
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>>35157640
Nice arms JM. Do you get mad bitches on a daily with that physique?
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I want to take epistane as a standalone to cut.
Are there better/safer options
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>>35157701
how tall are you?
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>>35157708
yes
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>>35157630
>I honestly doubt genetics matter that much...
Are you serious about that? Genetics is the MOST important factor. You can use all the gear isulin gh in the word, but you won't look like ronnie coleman.

He is a genetic freak. Some bodybuilder use ton of shit and still lack some mass in bodyparts. Example; Kali muscle has a good upper body, but no legs. Kai greene; good legs,bicep,back etc, but no traps.

it's all about genetics

genetics > diet > gear
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best way to start Test?
Forst gucke ever
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>>35157155
>using a shill that's not cunt

Not gonna make it
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>>35157740
Getting chicks in a poor country as a white man is easy mode though.

Do you get some in your own country if you go out?
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>>35157749
genetics > gear >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>diet and training somewhere deep in the abyss
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>>35157749
>genetics > diet > gear

You forgot the training.
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>>35157784
That's not true at all
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>>35157784
Are you really that ignorant? Why do you think ppl stay dyel while using gear

>>35157785
That's the last one of course
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>>35157784
Saying gear >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diet would mean that if you blast enough stuff you can grow decently even if you don't eat enough. Which is not true.
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lee priest keeping it real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEymWqcHI0Y

finally he is making sense
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>>35157508
I'll pin your asshole with my penor
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>>35157794
Steroids are like the turbo in a car
Diet and training is like the engine and the drivetrain

You can take the turbo out and the car will still work, but if you take the engine out you're going nowhere
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>>35157824
Lee Priest is just buttmad cause he's 5'3".

Also: So you fuck nigresses left and right but complain about and hate on refugees with this racist shit?
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>>35157860
he's lucky he has dht-proof hair

i'm mad as fuck at going bald
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>>35157891
So you became racist. Makes sense.
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>>35157924
becoming a racist is a logical end result of dealing with imigrants
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>>35157829
this exactly
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>>35157770
Belgium isn't poor asshole
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>>35157944
You seemed to be pretty proud when you posted this: >>35157740

You know, that chick was black.
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>>35155723
I'm curious, does taking things like SSRIs and amphetamines that reduce testosterone affect testosterone levels even when you're injecting it exogenously?

From what I know I don't think it would do shit since the mechanisms are all different. Would I be wrong?
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>>35158046
i'm very attracted to black chicks

but black people are greeedy, lazy, dishonest, ignorant people

that's just a fact
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>>35158086
That's not so much the fact that they're black, even though I would mostly agree, it's probably more due to SES status.

Poor people in general are lazy, dishonest, ignorant people. Especially lazy and ignorant.

That's what makes them low SES. lol
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>>35157740
>>35157770
For fuckin real.
At least he's not posting that brown girl he's obsessed with that looks like a troll.
Sorry JM...
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>>35158086
>i'm very attracted to black chicks
I thought you only went with them, because they were the only one who like bald muscled guys. Other people think you are Polish
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>>35158066
I actually take antipyschotics.
Mental illness drugs completely fuck your shit up in so many ways that doctors aren't even sure of. Don't fuck with brain chemicals unless you have to desu Senpai.
I be on that schitzy shit.
Going to do a blood test next week so I'll update when I get the chance.
I'm a fuckin biomedical major.
I understand how the shit works.
It's insane to me how much you guys vary your dosages so much without tracking your levels with blood tests.
They pinned me with 100 just as like an emergency startup.
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>>35157640
favorite male bodypart; big penis
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man it's sunday evening again

s m h

another week of slavery ahead
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>>35158283
I have undiagnosed ADHD bad enough that it's starting to affect my life.

I didn't realize I had it until I looked up the symptoms and matched them to a T. I thought I had anger issues but I didn't know ADHD can cause irritability. I'm always irritable.

I started self medicating with 50 mg of vyvance and felt like a normal human being for the first time ever.

I wasn't irritated and I was able to finally think clearly.

Now I just have to go to a doc and get a script.

Sam-e helps me but only with mood.
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>>35158413
the self diagnosis thing for this type of stuff can be matched by anyone due to cognitive biases and placebo effects
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>>35158481
I thought so too until I showed my girl and she agreed.

I remember my mom also telling a story of how the doctor tried diagnosing me with ADHD but she didn't believe me and didn't accept it because she didn't believe it was an actual problem.

Now when I ask her about it so I could go mark a docs appointment she claims she never said that when I clearly remember her saying it on multiple occasions.

I don't think she wants her son to be diagnosed it. I feel like she will think it'll reflect badly on her.

Mom science...
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>>35158515
bitches. always in the way
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>>35155655
Anyone ever tried bio-gro?

Would it be worth adding to my Test E 500mg/w cycle?
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>>35158528
>Would it be worth adding to my Test E 500mg/w cycle?
no.
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>>35158524
Oh well fuck her.

Doesn't matter. Luckily I'm a grown ass man now and I'm still going to the doctor to get my diagnosis.

Even if it's not ADHD I just want to be fixed, whatever it is. I'm sick of feeling like life is meaningless and not looking forward to anything.

Im not depressed in the traditional sense of sorrow. It's more so Anhedonia.

Sometimes I do get excited though but only for a split second.
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>>35158555
>Oh well fuck her
Only if she's not a fatty
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>>35158555
I've taken Adderall here and there and it works wonders for me mentally.
It kills the penis though.
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>>35158555
>grown ass man
>fit
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>tfw no underaged gf

why even live, /roid/?
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>>35158673
why not? just hit on them they love older guys with muscles.
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>>35158692
too autistic
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>>35158219
that as well yes

but i'm only attracted to white chicks that are totally out of reach

for black bitches i'm also attracted when they arent even that special
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If you're using creatine or proteine you're not natty guys. Kali Muscle said it.
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>>35158700
that oversized nigger and his fans are so fucking cringeworthy

>Y-yeah kalimuiscle! You're natural! We believe you! Now p-please d-do a lat flare so t-that i can ejaculate... just once? p-please? i'll p-pay you $350... i'm a-almost there
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>>35158700
People who lost their natty card have no right to decide whats natty and what isnt.
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for example last night in club i saw one of my mates with his fiance

i was mirin that bitch like holy damn

she has an epic jaw, breh

but i can never get a chic like that only garbage chicks want me

better be forever alone and pay for hot bitches than settling for garbage
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>>35158742
>he hasn't tried the top ramen and tuna diet
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>>35158783
Aka the mercury poisoning + 10 grams of sodium per day diet?
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there are so many guys out there with retard face, dombo ears and chit

but just because they are not balding they get way finer bitches than me

baka
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>>35158791
What are you, some kind of sissy?
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>>35158697
>but i'm only attracted to white chicks that are totally out of reach
aren't we all?

>>35158731
>>35158742
I don't know what people make so big issue about it. OF COURSE he's not natty. Educate yourself a bit, and you will find out yourself.

At least he's not stupid as Simeon Panda with that dumb liar test. He took it too far and made himself look like a fool.
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>>35158798
JM most people get girls by meeting them through friends

And to my knowledge you choose to not have friends?
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>>35158804
It's only expected that a stupid nigger would pick the two cheapest and low quality foods available.

Gotta save money for dem new air jordans mang
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>>35158814
what are yall thoughts on tren suspension?
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>>35158814
>I don't know what people make so big issue about it. OF COURSE he's not natty. Educate yourself a bit, and you will find out yourself

My point was that his autistic literal gay fans believe him because he says "Nah man i just train hard no roids all natty" when he's literally an oversized gorilla bigger than many pro bodybuilders.
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>>35158700
Water is a chemical so if you drink water you aren't natty.

Also how do I get arms like JM? He's too joocy
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>>35158753
9's and 10's are overrated breh.
I stopped fucking them cause it was a waste of time.
They know what they got so it gives them an excuse to be terrible fuckin people.
Lazy, entitled, crazy, dumb, boring,dead fish sex.
Find a 7 with a badass personality, job, and takes it in the pooper.
Can't go wrong that's what I did.
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>>35158815
>JM most people get girls by meeting them through friends

srsly?

how
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>>35158753
6.5/10

>>35158830
Yeah, i know. I was talking general about the fact ppl are wondering who;s natty or not.

Kek, because they're 11-year old ignorant kids. Easy money.
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>>35158846
i refuse to settle for a woman that looks like garbage

i'm not driving a shiny benz for that

i'm not sporting 18" arms for that

life is just a fucking troll
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>>35158859
>Kek, because they're 11-year old ignorant kids. Easy money.

Makes me shake my fucking head man.

Why do niggers like Kali Muscle and pewdiepie make so much money off retards? I wish i was smart enough to cash in on that.
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>>35158855
Like you go to a buddy's get together for the 4th of July and his cute cousin is there
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All woman are 3/10 without make-up.

FIND ONE 10/10 woman without make-up

protip; you cant

If she's a 6 with make-up, she's a -5/10 without make-up. Be awareeeeeee
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my ideal woman

and if you browse her instagram you will find she dates/is marridd to a bald ugly mofo

believe !!!!

don't settle for garbage!!!!
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>>35158895
Girls peak somewhere between ages 13 and 17

Start your search for hot girls there and try not to get FBI attention
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>>35158086
but im not any of those things
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>>35158895
So much better without makeup
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>>35158891
>Why do niggers like Kali Muscle and pewdiepie make so much money off retards?
Everyone does that. Not only them.

MONEY IS MONEY. It doesn't matter where is comes from.

C'est la vie. Money is love and makes you blind brothers.

ROOOT OF ALL EVILLL.

>>35158911
Woman with abs? kek.
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>>35158911
you should see this local fitness girl. about to marry extremely average guy
https://www.instagram.com/haleyd_26/
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>>35158921
are you black? in what nation

maybe in africa there are decent people

but those blacks in europe they are the enemy of progress i tell you

an old black man in the gym said to me

>look friend, you don't understand, black people lie lie lie lie lie
>when it is they, they will say it is night
>when it is night they will say it is day
>we lie a lot, it is something you are not used to
>but that doesnt make us necessarily bad
>just don't believe what we say
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>>35158928
>Woman with abs? kek.
yes

i dont like those roided up wildebeast bitches

but these fitness whores

hngg
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>>35158842
>how do you get arms like jm?

by fucking black hookers
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>>35158912
>Girls peak somewhere between ages 13 and 17
Nice try fbi. I'am not even looking at them.


>>35158922
>>35158922
Keep telling that lie to yourself. A woman without any form of make-up or good looking hair is shit-tier.

Also; all the woman you post are photoshopped as hell, good lightning. etc etc. It's all a lie.

artificial beauty
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>>35158984
exactly it's the hair that makes beauty

same for men

if you're bald you are fucking done

except if the woman is into roided up idiots

then you have a chance
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>>35158943
in the us, i was brought up to never act like the common hoodrat and to present myself like a normal human (go to school, speak properly,good grades,etc.).

i don't know about the situation in eu though.
but please know that not all of us are ignorant,greedy,liars, etc. there are some good ones out there. other ethnicities (white people,mexicans,etc.) can have those same traits but there are still good people out there.
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being bald makes life so much more depressing than it already is

the only happy bald people are those who have that much money that they can live in a different reality

i dont mean someone with a good job

i mean someone with millions
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>>35159009
>if you're bald you are fucking done
Only if you have a 9/10 face maybe. Only exception.

5/10 face with hair

or

9/10 face bald. < he will get more pussy
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So I have this milf that I hool up with a lot. Anyway she stopped responding to me the other day and so I assumed she's gone off with some other guy. So I get fucking mardy and hit up a new milf and I'm meant to go round tonight.

Anyway I'miterally getting ready to like 5 minutes ago and my faveourite milf finally texts me to say she's been ill, bla bla bla and girly shit like that. So I'm happy she s back in the frame, but now I dknt want to go and see the number 2 milf because she is like a 30 minute drive and I just can't be bothered.

So what is a good excuse to tell
Number 2 milf why I can't come round, because I want her to know think it's legit and so I dont want to say I'm I'll or any of that shit because I arranged to see her a few hours ago? Help a Breh out? Also missed the gym today, fuckin women, the gain goblins
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>>35159032
still i wouldnt trust you bbc sneaky bright teeth smiling snakes around my wife if i had one!!

lel
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>>35159040
There's always black shemales in 3rd world countries brah
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>>35159057
Will you wear a fucking wig or get a hair transplant (Kek). The obsession you have with hair is fucking ridiculous lol.
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>>35159043
you also need to look at the cranium, and the ears

you can have a nice face but if your cranium is fucked and ur bald

life over

or those baldies with floppy ears

do you realize your ears never stop growing

look at bald people's ears

those baldies over 40 have humongous ears

i can never unsee it

also on a similar topic, it's a meme that every black guy looks good bald

totally false

look at kali muscles, that guys head is so large it looks like a motorcycle helmet

and it only is maginified by his narrow as a lightpole shoulder genetics

you see someone like me constantly thinks about these things

if only i had millions

i could just live in the world of money
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>>35159092
F I X Y O U R D E N T
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>>35159009
You should get out off your moms basement more often and see how the real world works kid.
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Currently on 2 grams of tren/2 grams of test/AI/etc. I weigh 327 pounds at 8% body fat. Lifts are 740/530/870. Don't care too much about them since I'm a bodybuilder. My question is when should I compete? What should I do for contest?
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>>35159121
i have an appointment in 10 days with a professor specialized in cosmetic surgery of the face and cranium

gonna ask what they think
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>>35159125
i am way more real than you moron

you are one of those fuckers who believes in feel good memes like "just be confident"
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>>35159149
Literally, can't make this shit up. Could you not have put the money that this will cost towards a hair transplant?
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>>35159149
i hope they go with the procedure but mess it up so the dent is even bigger and you kill yourself when not even the African monstrosity will want you.

LMAO
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>>35159092
Yeah because of the gh Despite your dent, you have a good shape skull and no floppy ears
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Last night I was pinning and something went wrong.
I went to pin my quad and I dropped the needle, and it stuck into my carpet floor. I pulled it out and wiped it with an alcohol pin, then proceeded to pin as usual. Did I make a mistake, am I going to get an abscess or aids?
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>>35159177
Look at VG's head. His skull looks like a bulbhead.
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>>35159185
You'll most likely be fine but I wouldn't do it again, if you drop it.
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>>35159190
He's beautiful
Shut up
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>>35157148
>>35157148

You want man tits? Go ahead...
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>>35159045
Tell her your christmas cheesecake cracked while it was cooling and you're too distraught to leave the house
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>>35159160
look how offended you got. Little insecure acne faced neckbeard faggot. Only woman who will ever think you`re good looking is your mom. And that`s because she`s your mom.
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>>35159202
those pecs

find another hobby like gardening
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>>35159202
I hate that autistic kid. He's so despertare for views/subscribers. That kali muscle video kek

HOLY shit, that chest
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>>35159202
what the fuck is up with his chest?
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>>35159233
>>35159234
>>35159246
Black chem
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>>35159045
Your a frauding faggot. I'm sure you can lie your self out of it :)
If any of it is true, you fraudsters are known for frauding after all.
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>>35159234
let's see him walk up to kali and try that chit he tried on le retard beard fag

i'd like to see kali rape this faggot
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>>35159254
"I honestly doubt genetics matter that much..."

lmao
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