Gather round /fit/ it's time to hear about Fatland.
>what's fatland OP?
Fatland is a book series by a fat woman named Frannie Zellman about a fictional country governed on Fat Acceptance and Health at Every Size principles. Here's a quick and dirty rundown of the plot
>In 2040 diet companies lobby for draconian diet laws
>fatties are sent to weight loss camps
>fatties form their own country and secede from the U.S.
>Fatland soon becomes an economic superpower by governing using HAES principles
>America enters into a cold war with Fatland
>Fatland forms Fat Intelligence Network (FIN)
>The fats BTFO the CIA and FBI
>Eventually lead fat revolution
>Win against America
What makes Fatland special is that the author's blog has an huge amount of worldbuilding. Every entry is another step into HAES madness. The following are a few of her entries.
Can't post the source because 4chan says it's spam but it's Frannie Zellman's Fatland blogspot page.
>>35153517
Fatland apparently has a very low rate of diabetes and heart disease because their scientists discovered they were really caused by fat shaming!
>>35153528
In Fatland they have toilets big enough for all sizes!
>>35153546
Fatland scientists also discovered that diets actually cause weight gain! You see 400lb people are really that fat because diets caused their metabolisms to slow down!
>>35153556
But not all is well in Fatland! For the evil Winston Stark wants to force people to be thin! To this end he's built a gigantic death fortress armed with nukes and drones to try and scare the fatties into submission.
By the way the series apparently ends with this fucker admitting he secretly loves fat girls and was just embarassed, this is seriously what they think goes on in our heads.
>>35153571
Fatland also has a much longer life expectancy than America thanks to HAES!
On another note the author is a member of NAAFA, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance. You might remember that group as the one who had their leader die at 45.
>>35153602
Not only is Fatland apparently an economic superpower they're also stronger and more athletic than the USA. They beat the US in every Olympic event and superbowl. The book itself is full of constant references to how much faster and stronger the fats are, apparently they always were better than us normies but fatshaming held them back.
>>35153632
Also to promote a "healthy" body image Fatland only lets you jerk it to fat girl porn.
Anyone enjoying these?
>>35153642
Hell yeah, this is some of the malt amazing world building I've ever seen in five years of DMing
Would /fit/ be accepting of a quest set in Fatland?
>>35153673
Holy shit. That would be an epic quest. To bring the light of fitness to darkened plains of fatland.
>>35153691
You might enjoy this quest then. /pol/ seeps into it, but it's still hilarious
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Feminist%20(Dys/U)topia%20Quest
>>35153673
>>35153691
>>35153707
all right I'll keep dumping the folder, her blog has some 250 or so entries on this, these are some of the more choice pieces.
FIN, the Fat Intelligence Network, trains it's agents to do things like climb hills or walk around town with confidence. They're apparently better than any of America's intelligence or law enforcement agencies.
Honestly I've got to wonder about this one, imagine you see a bunch of CIA agents gathered down in Langley...
>all right guys there's a mole from Fatland
>everyone murmurs
>CIA director looks around the room, his eyes briefly lingering on a 400lb man in a scooter eating chips
>it could be anybody!
Some people are so fucking crazy.
I love fat people and am almost exclusively attracted to fat people, but even I realize that it's typically not healthy, etc.
>>35153734
More FIN bullshit. I'm not into tabletop games but if you did make a campaign based on this world I can't help but think it would make for some hilarious stories.
>>35153746
Fatland also has no racial tension or conflict because apparently HAES is so powerful it can even transcend color!
>>35153757
Also Fatland has it's own cuisine, mostly fried stuff.
>>35153765
Fatland also tries to help fatties escape from the hell of America. In America the fatties are rounded up and forced to work out and eat lean protein!
>>35153776
Fatland has set up an underground railroad, probably with scooter access... though I wonder how exactly they smuggle 400lb people.
>truck stops at a border crossing
>diet fascist guard pokes the cargo with a stick
>what are you transporting?
>Truck driver starts to sweat
>cottage cheese?
>guard nods
>move along
>>35153757
>guns are illegal
...can someone explain why the evil USA hasn't invaded yet?
>>35153801
Fatland takes a cue from Tumblr and engages in censorship to protect their safe space.
MFW reading this shit.
>>35153816
Surprising nobody Fatland has a whole holiday dedicated to eating Pizza.
>>35153814
Honestly dude this whole world runs on bullshit, I don't know how the fuck they were able to peacefully secede in the first place, let alone constantly spy on and antagonize the U.S.
>>35153831
A big part of Fatland culture is "lounging." Apparently it's common to just have nice areas with big fatty sized chairs and couches for them to sit around in.
On another note I find it pretty funny that most of Fatland culture seems to revolve around eating, sitting, and shitting.
>>35153820
Haunting isn't it? This is what they think the world will be like when they've gotten rid of us...
>>35153707
>tfw don't understand how this works
I've never done the whole board game questing thing. Never had anyone to do it with. Where would I go to learn?
I suppose fatland would be a good place to right? Plenty of fat neets to show me.
Okay guys, I'm gonna run a short quest in this thread to test the waters and see if I could make this setting fun.
First off, character creation.
>Name
>Age
>Physical Description
>anything else you can think of
>>35153886
Too bad fit doesn't have dice! /tg/ does.
>>35153517
>being so fucking fat that instead of losing weight you write an elaborate alternate-history book about fatties
>AMERICANS
>>35153845
Another post about how the fats own up America in sports
>>35153911
Apparently it's easier to fucking secede than lose weight.
Can't tell if the author is serious or is playing the extreme long con troll game
Either way OP, good find. Many keks are being had
>>35153952
Fatland scientists also discovered Sleep Apnea was caused by fat shaming... which is pretty fucking spectacular since you have to be asleep to have sleep apnea, but whatever. Anyways this is the last one in my folder but like I said her blog has around 200 or so entries if you'd like to know more about Fatland.
>>35153886
Ok I seriously don't know what we're doing, are we working for the Fats or Stark? I guess I'll give this a shot...
Name: Bessie Burgher
Age: 27
Physical description: Female, dyed blue hair in a shitty beehive style, 400lbs and using a red powerchair. Problem glasses.
Other: Bessie is held in high esteem among the mondofats because she owns a company that sells anti-chafing powder. She originally fled to Fatland after being diagnosed with the fat shaming disease of diabetes, which fatland doctors assured her she didn't have. Her feet have been itching lately but she can't reach to scratch them or see them over her fupa, but she uses her powerchair mostly anyways. She recently joined the Fat Intelligence Network to help in the espionage war against America
How's that? Is that what we're doing?
>>35153959
These people are serious, that is the truly sad part.
>>35153959
It's not a troll, it's published by Pearlsong Press, a SJW publishing house that focuses mainly on fat acceptance and "big girl romance" smut. The author has been writing these books for them for years, all of the other authors they sign are just as delusional.
>>35153911
Don't blame us for this shit
As soon as your country gets wealthy enough to afford food that isn't potatoes you'll have the same problem you fucking peasant
What did they mean by this?
>>35154132
>skill doesn't matter everyone gets a trophy we're all special snowflakes
>lowest common denominator!
>being good at things is evil!
>>35154035
It's genius. Pearlsong has devised a machine that turns anger into money.
>>35153528
What I find funny is that I have no idea about blood sugar. What level is high, any of that. She clearly does, and seems rather bitter about it. Diabeetus confirmed.
To be honest if someone made a vidya about this I'd play the shit out of it. Fatland, the game...
>protagonist starts out chubby, not really fat
>normies run up and fat-shame you
>you must belly flop and land on them to stop their hurtful barrage of words
>self-esteem hit points go down when hearing fat-shaming
>replenish your self-esteem points by:
> -breaking mirrors
> -finding a computer to access tumblr
> -sitting on a couch and watching tv
> -finding HAES advocates along the way to lie to you (completely fills your gauge)
>collect pieces of cake, burgers, milkshakes for "eat-sperience"
>once you've eaten enough you can find a "weigh-station" to level up
>as you level your character gets fatter with more "powers"
>powers:
> -find earplugs to protect from the truth (like the star in mario)
> -throwing donuts (bonus for hitting joggers)
> -earth shake - stuns normies within 20 ft radius
> -vomit blast (must charge by eating a lot in short time - like a limit break)
> -beetus reek - kills normies within 20 ft radius but you lose half your life
> -scooter - your 3-wheeled fat-acceptance chariot awaits
>>35154327
I know right? I wonder why she doesn't just try her "HAES" methods herself and go "stress free" to treat the beetus.
>>35154384
would play/10
>>35154384
DLC options
>dialysis pack
>organ transplants for extra health/combo moves
>fat scooter variety pack, adds 20 new models of scooter
>Golden Corral level
>>35154398
Because us evil body shamers would keep it from working. For reasons that only make sense to brains swimming in gravy.
you know someone should do body acceptance for manlets.
see how many fat women will chastise it.
God I want a fat roleplaying game now.
>>35154445
But manlets unironically actually do need body acceptance
>>35154564
don't you mean rollplaying?
>>35154598
>>35153814
Everyone in the US was happy the fatties were gone. Losing some clay was an acceptable price to be rid of them.
>>35153734
>FIN, the Fat Intelligence Network, trains it's agents to do things like climb hills or walk around town with confidence.
To fat acceptance people being capable of normal functions is apparently a secret agent elite capability.
Nice thread mate, thanks.
>>35153886
-Abbie Richards
-24 years old
-She's a brunette, about 600lbs for 4'1. Her face's red as fuck and really round, her tetra chin and her bigass cheeks hiding mostly of her facial features. Her tiny tits rest on her huge belly which covers her legs. There's an obese tumor growing between her legs which nobody noticed because she's a virgin. She moves around on a pink quad with a 800cc engine.
-Her house's doors are 20 feet wide, the kitchen is connected to the fast food network which provides her infinite food. She has a blog about HAES and she intends to run a thriathlon.
Pic related.
>>35153765
For people obsessed with food and eating, they seem to know very little about food.
If you seriously think about it, she's right. The only way of getting rid of obesity would be to implement compulsory exercise and diet for people with a certain BMI (say 25).
this has got to be satire
>>35153845
>Voice talk
As in a conversation? Or do they just talk by themselves?
>>35154384
I would add more content involving shitstains, farting, diarrhea and body oder.
Perhaps when lvling up you can specialize in different roots: the smelly fatfuck who cannot control his shits thus range, the obese fuck who gets bigger, slower but can take more damage and perhaps one other. With enough cash cause you slow more when you get bigger you can upgrade to a scooter but you need to upgrade more for vehicles the bigger you get going from scooter to scooter+ to a fucking bed on wheels with a donut hanging out on the front etc. etc. Would play!
>>35153911
>>>/int/51726088
>so fucking inbred you can't talk
>spend your days shitposting instead
>>35153632
>beautiful Egyptian belly dancer
How fat was she?
>>35153546
>"Mondo" sizes bathrooms
>cleaning jets
Jesus Christ
>>35154384
Powers
>condishuns
Can use a SJ roll to force others to obey you
>disability
Free scooter, income increased by $500 a month if not working
>>35153765
>fried salami
The /ck/ in me died
>>35155105
I laughed at the vegetable stew. We all know they're not gonna eat that. Not when you have Pizza Days.
>Any state
>seceding from the union
One and only one
>>35153886
>>35154895
>>35154015
I thought you guys would be on more of an infiltration quest/crusade, so to mix things up:
Name: Michael Perford
Age: 28
An undercover member of the newly formed CIA taskforce "Bureau of Undercover Tactical Treatment of the Erroneously Round, Soft, Large and Yeast-infected" (BUTTERSLAY). Would be this setting's version of a fighter/thief type of character, well trained in small arms and close quaters/hand to hand combat, with some expertise in lockpicking, espionage, and hacking kind of stuff.
Physical description: Around 6'0 tall, dirty blonde hair. Having always been into health and fitness, Micheal was previously a strong-ottermode, but as part of his gruelling training for this undercover work, he carried out the world's dirtiest bulk to bearmode. Still noticeably small in Fatland, Michael relies on words of power such as "you're actually triggering me with your questions", "I don't have to answer your questions/prove anything to you, fatshamer" and "muh conditions/genetics" to avoid any suspicion that his comparitively small build might bring upon him. Determined to save the citizens (who he still considers to be American, just dangerously unstable) back to reality... By any means necessary.
Fuark, I shouldn't have been this suckered in.
>>35155883
>BUTTERSLAY
OP, how do you even have the heart to rummage through so much bullshit? I admire you.
I couldn't do this myself. I hate fat cunts too much.
Post that Judge Dredd fat stuff.
JD called it.
>>35155883
>>35153886
>Name
Laqueesha DeJoanes
>Age
23
>Physical Description
Pic
>anything else you can think of
Fleeing from both racial and fat based persecution in the Americas, LaQueesha DeJoanes quickly become a political powerhouse in fatland due to the wide range of intersectional oppression she faced in America. Being obese, black, and crippled (bad joints) after heroically trying to save her boyfriend from a white supremacist attacker back in America. Weighing only 320lbs, DaQueesha's greatest political struggle has been with the mondofats, many of whom do not believe a smallfat such as herself can validate their experiences with oppression in fatland.
Now, on a quest for further political power, DaQueesha DeJoanes sets out to find a feeder boyfriend that will take her to mondofat status.
>>35154384
take a look at "fat princess"
>>35156131
Fat Princess: Fistful of Cake
>>35156141
Surprisingly, fat people hate that game.
They're never happy.
>>35156153
>>35156141
>>35156131
Someone post the image
>>35153517
What the actual fuck in the unholy name of all-mighty fuckness in the fuckosphere of fuckatoids is this fuckaton of fuckulence.
>>35153673
Holy crusade, pilgrim. Let us win this war
>>35154123
Did you store those potatoes of early ages in your rectum?
>being this butthurt
>amerifat
>>35156141
>>35156153
True dat.
WHERE IS THE QUEST DAMNIT
>>35153757
Really?? The most racist assholes out there are fatasses! How many times hasn't some hamplanet looked hatefully out of her piggy eyes, grease dripping over her melting chins and muttered something about "demfukinniggers," in a vain attempt to make herself feel less worthless?
>>35156322
sure you get some fatass racists out there but fat acceptance/HAES is borne out of the theory of interrsectionality of oppression and as such it's adherents are all SJW filth
>>35156322
>>35156350
Fatasses are so consistently racist the larger the t-shirt sizes go the more racist the slogans get. The logic probably goes: I'm worst than everybody, but at least I'm white. It's literally the only thing they can lord over somebody else.
>>35153546
>Toilet paper dispensers no longer cut into thighs
Is this a real thing fatties have to worry about?
>>35156393
okay, I was willing to tolerate this at first, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave now, tumblr.
>>35156350
>>35156645
kek
>work arned security
>happen to be at some bullshit event where a lot of uppity feminist are at
>Naturally they demand all frmal3 guards but we have like, 2, so its the usual crew
>A lot of these bitches are fat
>Me and our crew are relatively fit folks
>They actually begin to give us shit
>"Why do you feel the need to be fit?"
>"Why you caring that gun? Big man with a tiny dick lel"
>"I bet all of you are womanizing assholes"
>We all just poker face and try to walk away when they start this shit
>Suddenly the scooter brigade starts their march around their little area with their signs about how they're healthy etx
>One runs over co workers foot
>He thankfully wears steels
>Asks her to watch where shes going
>She tells him to keep his "jigaboo feet away from her" (hes black)
>He stares at her
>"Ma'm one day there will be a fire and you will be in a tall building with lots of stairs. Be sure to call me so I can wait at the bottom with popcorn."
>All of our faces when
>>35156427
Can't even wipe their own asses.
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/35o2hv/trouble_wiping_your_ass_try_this/
>>35156427
I used to weigh 350 pounds at 6 foot tall and I never had to worry about this except in the smallest of bathrooms, like in NYC studio apartments
>>35154384
>Leveling up involves changing your genetics
>Change your genetics to get new "conditions" (perks)
>Conditions can alter your weight in various ways and give you different abilities; e.g. PCOS gives a 5% increase to weight plus a lovely coat of body hair to offer frost resistance
>Fat scooters can be customised and upgraded
>More fat increases resistance to electrical attacks
>>35156739
>things that never happened
>>35156739
Wait, the people that were wanting protection were slandering you?
Typical feminist.
>>35156794
Yeah it was... odd. They kept giving the girls free gatorade and food who either gave it to us or threw it away because it was like cheese covered spuds or something. We have. 5ft 4 qt3.14 with a pixie cut who said she got 9 numbers that day
>>35156763
>>35156197
We save the world few times, literally rule it, disseminate our glorious media and technology, introduce a universal language for all mankind, and what do we get?
Dirt farmers acting all uppity because the dumbest half of America got fat our riches.
You should envy them anon. At least they know the taste of freedom.
I WAS going to get some breakfast, but this world building has killed my appetite. Incredible.
![o-TIM-AND-AIDY-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jABhl7d.jpg "o-TIM-AND-AIDY-facebook[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE
Jesus christ everyone, look what happened to SNL. I mean it was always the joke that Chris Farley was fat and they made the best out of it, but now it's treated as perfectly normal
>>35154384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Smz0KMQCA
>>35153517
I wonder how long a country with a only fat population would exist. Since everybody is most likely lazy as fuck it'll implode in no time I guess.
>>35157198
i dont like how it's being normalized, but i thought that sketch was funny
>>35153886
Bumping for the quest. Would this anon (or another) plz screencap, roll and play the characters in this thread, and post results.
>>35157464
>would someone else plz do all the work for me
this is why 4chan is dying.
>>35156025
underrated
>>35157511
Yeah, I know I'm being lazy as fuck, and not contributing to the androgynous Cambodian dinosaur sketch forum culture. I did contribute one of the characters though, and the guy did mention that he was going to roll the chars and play.
Tbh I've capped the characters anyway, and will happily play the campaign, but I don't imagine I'll get it done particularly soon. Just thought that it wasn't the worst thing in the world to multiply the chances of it getting done (and possibly sooner) by encouraging other anons.
I don't think I'm being any less conducive to an entertaining board than the lurkers and shitposters that make up 90% of forechin anyway.
>>35156897
Does it taste like candy cake?
via le reddit
>>35153517
When I saw the title of the book I thought of the novella Flatland. Now I want to write a story where the narrator (named A Sphere) who resides in Fatland is confronted by an agent of Flatland who convinces A Sphere that weight loss is possible through prober diet and exercise. At first A Sphere is skeptical, but finally decides to do it only to find it starts working. The government of Fatland finds out about the weight loss and sentences A Sphere to prison for life for aggravated micro aggression. Only to find the prison full of similar like minded converts to exercise. The final chapter ends with them escaping prison due to everyone in fatland dying of a heart attack at a young age. The book would be a novella because the story is a bit thin.
>>35157796
I had a similar thought.
And they should escape by just walking between the prison bars built for spheres and gently jogging a little faster than the mobility scooters that pursue them.
>>35153886
Where would this be? I don't know how these work exactly.
>name
Jimmy Rustle
>age
30
>Physical description
Long brown hair braided, long braided brown beard. 6'2 250lb bear mode. White, CIS.
>other
Part of a Religious group that is bringing back worship of the Norse gods with different practices. He is tasked with going to Fatland as the Fatties believe that the new group, called the Sons of Valhalla, are fat shaming as they promote fitness, strength, and warriors, and have banned its practice and openly speak out against it. His task is to gather intelligence on the FIN and the leaders to determine if they are worth the effort to deal with and in need of a Fatorok. In order to infiltrate he wears a giant fat suit that makes him look to be 300+ lbs. privately the Sons of Valhalla all believe that the inhabitants of Fatland are all subhuman degenerates and need to be dealt with.
>>35157796
When you first started to describe it, I thought of like a Fatland/1984 hybrid
example of /pol/ shit being funny >>35156025
example of /pol/ shit being edgy and tryhard >>35157846
>>35157882
Don't go to /pol at all faggot
>>35156897
>freedom
Being this stupid.
>saved the world
Gooby pls.
>rule the world
Bend over for your chinese overlords.
>>35154327
A fasting glucose over 125 is diagnostic for diabetes, if you confirm it on another visit. There are other tests you can do too. I think some sources say you can diagnose with a1c levels.
Hemoglobin a1c is basically a measure of how much sugar is on your red blood cells. RBCs last about 3 months, so it gives you a good picture of somebody's overall glucose control. You can even convert a1c into an estimated average glucose level. We have fatties come in all the time "oh I've been real good doctor! Muh shoogers have been nice and low, swear on me mum!" Then you get their a1c and it's like 12 (we aim for 7-8 or less in diabetics). Fatties never learn.
>on an airplane
>sitting in exit row
>gigantic fat man sits down in the seat next to me
>flags down attendant and asks for a seatbelt extender
>I look at the emergency door
>no fucking way he could fit through that
Why is this allowed? Some day people are going to die because a landwhale got wedged in the emergency exit door.
OP here, glad to see the thread is still alive, will commence with some more fatland blog posts.
>>35155964
What broke me was trying to read the free sample of the novel, the prose is Chris-Chan tier. I decided I'd just show /fit/ some of the blog posts instead.
>>35156322
>>35156350
>>35156393
>>35156436
Guys guys! Please! Fatland's author wants to let you know that the fatties are being FRAMED for racism!
>>35153801
>Sheros
>not Sheroes
>not Heroes
>>35157330
Not long as they don't have the strength and agility to perform even the most mundane tasks to keep their "civilization" running.
It's hard to work if you can't even tie your shoe laces. Or what would the smell be when the fat fucks can't even fit through sewer holes. Or climb telephone poles, given they would even withstand fatties' weight.
>>35157966
The Fatland National Anthem!
>>35157945
They shouldn't. On one of my flights earlier this year they told a fatty to move from the exist row. He argued he picked the spot for the extra room and was just told "Well that's what first class is for" and made him switch with someone else.
>>35158000
>It's hard to work if you can't even tie your shoe laces
kek, coworker of mine is a lardass manlet. He also can't tie his shoes, so he bought shoes you don't have to tie (no idea how they are called in english).
I mean, I'd personally start to get worried when I can't even tie my own shoes anymore.
>>35158011
Every time I start to feel bad about posting her blog here I come across an entry like this and the guilt fades away... It's fun to laugh at here but if we seriously lose this "war" young people in 20 years might seriously be taught this shit in schools.
>>35158051
>(no idea how they are called in english).
Depends on the style. Most fatties I see where loafers or moccasins.
>>35158054
And here we have Zellman unironically re-inventing Orwell's two minutes hate.
What did she mean by this?
>>35158085
She's not even pretending that she wants to live in a 1984 future.
>>35158100
Well it depends on how you raise them.
>>35158117
I... this could almost be legally classified as child abuse. It might actually be, and I just don't know what the law is.
>>35158085
Fatland uses HAES surgery so people travel there from all over the world because they're so much better than you stupid med students and your fat shaming.
>>35158183
It would make for a funny court case, because if it was ruled child abuse you'd have a legal precedent stating that being fat is unhealthy. Which would just gall all the HAES people to no end.
>>35158183
That legally IS child abuse. Based on that pamphlet it would be pretty easy to take the child away from her provided she's doxed.
>>35158259
But she runs a 6 minute mile at 300 pounds. Can you run a 6 minute mile Mr. Fit?
>>35158186
More on how the fatties of Fatland are stronger and faster than everyone else, seriously if you were to go and replace every instance of "fat" with "Aryan" this book almost comes off like /pol/ describing a whites only country. The author has to know this is bullshit right? I mean do the fatties really think they could outrun/outswim/outlift us if they only tried? Then why not fucking try? It's like this whole world is the Orks from Warhammer 40k, physics works the way the most of them believe it works...
>>35158275
Hell, I'm still amazed at the 7.5 minute mile I did once. I doubt she could walk ten feet in that amount of time.
>>35158054
>Food that tastes good and makes you feel good is bad for you
Confirmed for no cooking skills whatsoever.
>>35158329
Hell 6 minutes is NFL running back tier speed. Anything below that and you have to train specifically for running and nothing else.
>>35157720
>have a dream where I'm taking a shower
>look behind me and see I've shit myself in the shower
>feeling deep shame I cry and spend hours cleaning it up
>wake up crying from the shame
>get on the internet and see this
How is anyone this shameless?
>>35158275
in metric a mile is 1600 meter right?
so yes i can run that in less than 6 min...
>>35153814
Probably not enough room to send over soldiers or something
>>35158502
Please leave. Women were mentioned nowhere specifically, only fat people. If the assumption is that this was about women, then it's you who is being misogynistic.
>>35158522
hello newfag
>>35158502
>If you support this blind women hate just get out of my sight
>just get out of my sight
>>35153757
>nogunz
>no jails
>bullying has serious punishments
What punishments? Do they just kill bullies or what? And with no guns they probably wouldn't even be able to catch me, it would be like the scene from In Bruges.
>>35158502
lol write that on your tumblr for posterity
>>35158522
>>35158540
>>35158546
seriously did you guys drift over from facebook last week or something?
what the fuck man.
>>35158540
I believe there's a post somewhere about fatland's justice system, for all the serious crimes they deport you back to America. For thoughtcrimes like "bullying" you get warned and you have to make a public apology (she also specifically mentions that there is no presumption of innocence) and if you do it again you get deported.
someone should make a parody animation of this "fatland"
We must contact Matt Stone and Tray Parker and show them this shit
>>35158502
Who the fuck let you have a computer in the kitchen?
>>35158101
>this princess wears running shoes
>2XL fatty shirt
kekekekek
>>35158502
>There are people who unironically think like this in the real world
That is what is scary about this obvious b8
>>35158100
This freaking butch bovine can get laid and have kids while I can't even get a date?! Fuck. Maybe I should shave my head and regain the 60 pounds I've lost then go sit in a bar and hit on drunk rednecks.
>>35158784
>>35159101
Do you really want to have negative standards anon?
I'd say shitty beliefs are worse than looking bad. A 10/10 with SJW beliefs is as good as a -1 to me.
>>35156197
>read this banter
>tfw /fit/ sandnigger
>>35159154
You're right, Anon. I don't want negative standards. It's just disheartening to see chubsters like that getting laid when I'm average looking but shy as hell. I just needed to vent. Thank you
There's this new show on TV in Sweden, its called 'Prisjägarna' (word by word translation; Price-Hunters). The show is about the hosts figuring out what stuff costs the government and/or the taxpayers. I have only seen one episode, about murder. Among other things, they took into account the policework, prosecution and prison-time (for those interested, the murder of one person by one suspect ended up at 800,000skr ($94,000)).
Anyway, the point of this is, next week they are taking up obesity.
Can't wait.
>>35153517
Genuinely impressed by the level of effort.
>>35159431
That picture is awesome.
>>35153517
>they publish this because there is a public
From Amazon.com
>About the Author
>Frannie Zellman received her MA in creative writing from Boston University in 1980 and blames none of her professors for what she has done or written since.
Blame???
>>35153528
>exercise...
>exercise
>exercise!
>fat shaming in my safe space
>passivityshaming in my safe space
>literally mustacheman
>>35153546
>Longer
>Deeper
>>35159530
it's a joke.
of course she blames them, her entire opus is built around blaming anything but herself.
>>35159530
I'm kind of shocked she has a masters in English, her writing is terrible.
>>35156897
Are Americans this retarded or is he trolling? Never met any American but I'm assuming they are all either fat or stupid or both
>>35159568
Liberal Arts degrees get handed out like candy these days, as long as you show up you get one.
Can you imagine waking up and rolling over to find this?
>>35159431
That felt so incredibly satisfying to read.
>>35153602
The salt is real
>>35153776
>Radar used to find fatties...
>>35153814
"Soft power"
>>35159666
https://youtu.be/yad_clT4T2Y?t=1m
>>35153632
This needs to come with a big "This is what fat people actually believe!" disclaimer.
>>35154132
powerlifting
>>35154564
Damn Kal Drogo really let himself go...
>>35159462
Are there many fatties in Sweden?
>>35159431
I can't believe it but this did the impossible and allowed me to get back a tiny portion of faith in humanity! Something I thought was lost forever.
Godspeed, you marvelous woman!
>>35159897
As in all the western countries, there are a fat people here.
However, I have only once seen a morbidly obese person irl. Mostly skeletons, skinnyfats and chubbys.
>>35159911
>the impossible
>tiny portion of faith restored
All because an unconfirmed femanon said you were right. You disgusting kek. I bet you tipped your fedora hard as fuck reading her response.
>>35153642
More like "Health At My Size", amirite?
>>35159528
>>35159683
>>35159911
I'm glad you guys like it, but you've never seen it before? It use to be a FHT staple months ago.
I love that it's a fat girl calling out all the SJWs. What are they gonna do? Tell her that her genetics are letting her get skinny? Or, better yet, that diet and exercise doesn't work and she'll be back to her "proper" weight in no time.
>>35159431
Anyone else get angry at the fact that this (former) fat piece of shit is able to get engaged? What man in their right mind would fuck that. It just proves that men are willing to fuck any woman out there and women literally do not have to try at all. Meanwhile a man has to be fit, have a job, be good looking, educated just to get even a chance at some 6/10. This bullshit
>>35153632
>crushed US in every olympic event
>wrestling is based on weight brackets, most of which are well below anything that could be considered "fat"
>>35159431
I made a similar screencap where a fatty appears and she kills it.
>>35160160
>if your weight is the biggest issue in your life, you've got problems
Well she has one problem, her weight and she seems to be tackling that pretty well. I don't want to read further but I will.
>>35158041
Kek this bitch wasn't thin back then. She was fat then and is fatter now.
>>35160160
I've never seen this version. Thanks, Anon!
>>35160012
Someone has a booboo in the poopy hole.
>>35160085
Being this delusional.
>>35160160
Saved.
>>35160315
What. The. Fuck. Is. That. Thing.
They're a burden on a society as a whole. Like everyone else has mentioned, the medical costs to take care of them are fucking huge, however, the cost to let them live in any society is fucking insane. They put a lot more stress on all infrastructure- - public transportation, side walks, roads, chairs, tables, toilets, rental cars, floors, railings: it all is stressed and gets beat up a lot more when a 400+ pounds fat fuck is constantly sitting/walking/leaning on something that's built to support someone 250 tops. People then have to design shit that can hold these fat fucks- - more money.
They drive the prices up on everything. Shoes are the same price for a size 9, and a size 15 double wide. Most (not all though) clothes cost the same despite needing more fabric to make it. That cost gets absorbed by everyone else.
They even screw up entertainment. Roller coasters are crazy fun... but they now have to be designed to hold someone fucking huge. The ride operators reserve the right to tell them they're too fat, but they aren't engineers. When everyone is a reasonable weight, the crazy shit that you can design and still remain safe are much more creative. Same goes for water parks.
At movie theaters, the price of candy and popcorn is jacked up a thousand fold because fat fucks will devour that shit no matter the price. Not to mention infrastructure as I mentioned before. When seats are designed bigger, you can fit less people in a theater, meaning ticket costs rise to recoup the loss of seating. The same thing goes for sporting events.
Then you have costs to move them. Airlines burn a significant more amount of fuel when fatties are riding, which jacks up prices. So do buses, and cars.
I can go on and on and on. They stress everything around them, and it costs billions, that everyone else absorbs.
>>35159431
This is wonderful.
>>35160447
It use to be a .gif but I only have this pic. This .gif is disturbing.
>>35153528
While I agree this is awfully stupid, I have to wonder if the sort of shaming HAES describe has anything to do with mortality. I don't think it'll be all that different, if at all, but the mind boggles.
Honestly I can't bring myself to feel anything but sadness for these people, not anger or hatred but I am just sad
I feel like these people are victims of the system of consumerism, and the society that tells them that being happy now is worth sacrificing your future as long as you are buying the product
Also they are taught to blame everything but themselves for there shortcomings, they take the easy way out in everything that they do
>>35153546
This has to be some kind of prank, I wanted to get mad but I'm laughing like an idiot.
>>35153708
That's delusion at it's finest.
>>35153517
after reading through your posts I'm not sure if this is serious or just a dedicated troll
>>35160160
Absolute rekt.
>>35159822
Yo faggot you got my gym mobile ip banned
>>35153816
>there is never any reason to read anything that makes you feel bad
jesus...
>at every size
>>35160160
>If he is eating, he's doing it at home
I don't know whether I should be glad that she's at least mentally capable of figuring this out or sad that she does in fact choose to ignore reality.
>>35158999
It says WEARS, not uses
>>35153831
>free market competition is bad, price fixing is good
>can't we all just get along, guise?
>>35153845
>using a recliner after a fat person just sat in it
>sit down and feel all the sweat and grease it has absorbed squeeze out and pool around you
>and the smell
>dear god the smell
>>35160865
>Obesity 3
Haven't seen that status effect before
>>35160589
Oh it's real, she's been active in "fat lit" for 30 years now and if you want you can buy her shit on Amazon.
>>35156739
Who is that semen demon?
>>35160447
>>35160518
Got you covered.
>tfw no hip wings
>>35153765
>>35155105
>fried salami
>>35155976
>>35160998
Thanks! Still as terrifying as ever, but I'd like to point out a new horror I just noticed: wtf is that black spot near her ass crack?
>>35156153
Was that the game where she magically becomes normal sized if you win? I can kind of see why they'd get all donutpained by that.
>>35159431
This is great. She'll be written off as a bigot on tumblr. of course. but I couldn't care less. Logical people exist even there.
>>35158041
>then
>thin
Nope
>>35160998
>>35153814
Legitimately don't want it.
>>35153517
She rights like an obese down syndrome cvck
>>35158117
>the only difference between adult and child vitamins is that the adult version is EXTRA HEALTHY
for some reason, that's what made me suspect that this is fake. all the other insanity is just business as usual.
>>35158304
Someone please post "fat porn in fatland"
ask someone who just binged after a week of clean eating and is now contemplating suicide anything
>>35161496
didju tren hard?
>>35161496
iktf
>>35161496
How many calories
I just ate 5000 calories today
>>35161496
How bad we talking? If you're eating at a reasonable deficit binges are a good thing now and then to keep sane.
>>35161553
no, just did some cardio twice this week
>>35161579
dunno, I didn't count
>>35161605
I normally eat around 1000 cals a day because I want to be a dyel skeleton, but I had to visit my parents this weekend
I can't help myself
>>35153517
Current fatty here. The only way i'd ever beat the US military is by sitting on it.
>>35153734
She thinks wilderness are just like parks lol
>>35161445
Here you go
>>35154445
I wish I had a body acceptance movement
I like some of the QT shorthaired tumblr crowd and this might get some of them past my socially conservative lingo
>>35160160
>50kg in 6 months without even trying
Yeah, bullshit
>>35158041
>then
>thin
>>35161786
i dont understand, if somehow fatland happened how would the dumb shit fat intellegence agency do anything?
also us military would fucking destroy the fatties
>>35161914
Obviously she was trying, she wrote how she was eating better and getting some exercise and the weight fell off. I think she mean it didn't feel like she was trying.
>>35158051
This.
If I got so fat I couldn't tie my own shoes or wipe my own ass I would probably feel very ashamed and lose some weight. How you can think you are solving the problem at hand by getting loafers or shitting in the shower is beyond me. AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg
>>35161088
I love the concept of the belly wheel. I can just imagine an artist in the 1970s trying to imagine how an impossibly fat person would move around and they just took it for granted that such a creature could still walk. Like the idea of a mobility scooter was too far fetched for a science fiction writer at the time.
>>35161088
fatricidal purge when?
>>35162347
I think that mentality is the core of the mental illness that obesity is. Instead of solving an obvious problem, they just look for a shitty workaround and they do that as long as they can still somehow put food into their mouth. Some people just seem to work that way. That's why I would never hire an obese person.
Don't forget to take the fat acceptance test
>>35162862
Is this a real thing?
>>35162210
I've got no idea man, I'm skeptical that they were apparently able to secede in the first place. From what I've read on the blog and the sample of the novel the only guy who has any problem with this shit is the Winston Stark guy who she constantly refers to, and despite being a "businessman" he has access to nukes and drones. The rest of the U.S. government apparently doesn't seem to know or care that an army of fatties has seized a portion of it's land and is actively engaging in espionage against it. It gets even more absurd when you consider that in her alternate timeline the U.S. government has been sending fat people to camps. This means not only do their "FIN" agents stand out more in a crowd, but also that the U.S., having taken a direct anti-fatty stance, is totally ok with a fatty state right on it's borders.
>>35162989
http://www.pearlsong.com/newsroom/franniezellman/FAMCT.pdf
welcome2hell :^)
>>35163151
"You're not BIGOTED, are you, Anon? Would hate for you to find out what we do to bigots around here..."
>>35163151
>5.d
They probably should
>>35158054
You seen to be under the impression that western civilization won't more-or-less collapse by the end of the decade.
guise i need an acronym for manlet acceptance
I want it to sound like bait
Something like
Beautiful
at
every
height
I just don't know how to work the t in.
>>35163338
Handsome
At
Every
Stature
>>35163338
>>35163404
I can't tell if I'm being made fun of or if you guys are fellow shorties.
>>35163404
I don't know if I want to jump on board their acronym. It should be something that stands out
>>35163444
I genuinely want to see peoples responses to it.
I want to see if it will be accepted by these fat women or if they will still discriminate against short guys.
I'm 5'9" which is manlet by /fit/ metrics
>>35163444
I'm a 5'0" womanlet. I have to stand with my brethren.
>>35163505
>5'0
Cute
>>35163478
>5'9
Cute also
>>35163478
>>35163505
Tfw Manlet support
>>35163478
>I want to see if it will be accepted by these fat women or if they will still discriminate against short guys.
I can already tell you they're going to keep discriminating. They're the only ones allowed to have standards.
5'5 here, manlet by everyone's metrics.
>>35163478
Beautiful
At
Every
Inch
Tall
Alternatively: Beautiful (At) Any Inch Tall.
?? It's a tricky one. My HAES rip-off was a lot easier to concoct.
>>35160139
Exactly. But men have no one but themselves to blame for it.
If men were to behave like women, that is:
> Think too highly of themselves
> Demand someone even better than that
> Refuse to settle with anyone worse than what they dream of
> Yes, this includes refusing to pump and dump
All these problems would disappear. As it stands, women are picky and men are thirsty, so offer and demand gets into play and men severely fuck themselves up the asshole.
Here is the fat studies syllabus from the university of maryland (cached from google because UofM removed it)
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:9r2zlBpmyLYJ:https://oes.umd.edu/sites/oes.umd.edu/files/uploads/syllabi/WT/amst328c.pdf+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
