This terrifies me.
How to prevent wife from being fatty /fit/?
She is slowly gaining weight and is still hot but I fear it wont stop.
You don't.
We warned you about marriage.
Marry a nice man instead
Teach her the ways of being fit. You should be able to give her information that will be able to convince her to start. If that is not enough, you could always play the "if you don't care about your body, how could you care about me" card.
>>35152661
>wife
You could try, you know, being honest with your wife. Like say "hey I love you no matter what (if this is even true OP) but I won't be physically attracted to you if you gain too much weight"
>>35152661
do not ever marrty
>>35152661
Do small things like replacing icing sugar with cocaine.
Place ecstasy in her meds.
Etc.
>>35152671
yeah well its a Schrödinger's cat type of mind fuck... in the future she is either fat or not fat.
>>35152673
No
>>35152676
She doesn't eat badly, but is a shut in and is afraid of getting hurt playing sports.
>>35152671
/thread
When I first met my fiance I was just coming off being obese (was still chubby). She asked me what would happen if she started to gain weight, I outright told her that I wouldn't mind a bit of weight gain but if she closed in on being fat I would force a change of diet and a gym routine on her. I'm not letting her go through what I did (a gallbladder attack that lead to me being hospitalized for a month while waiting for surgery to get it out).
She completely understood what I was saying and concurred with it as well.
>>35152737
Try a new hobby with her? Like hiking, so it's not contact sports but still something that could keep her fit.
>>35152751
>what would happen if she started to gain weight
That was your que to leave.
>>35152696
I've jokingly shes getting a bit chubby, that did not go over well.
>>35152726
Ok but we work and get drug tested
>>35152778
Well if you have the penis length, make her a bulimic.
>"hey I love you no matter what but I won't be physically attracted to you if you gain too much weight"
told that to my bf, he stopped gaining weight and started losing the pot belly.
also OP your wife's a pansy, get her into power walking or jogging at least. although weight control is 90% diet, some excercise won't hurt
>>35152671
Can't tell is autistic or b8.
I'll bite.
"warned you about marriage "
You just have a timer in your brain that says
"Okay. Let's be lazy for the rest of our days "
Fat pieces of shit.
>>35152661
A pre-nup.
>>35152661
Talk to her. Wife and I had a serious talk not too long ago. She has some obese relatives and I said if she starts looking like that I would divorce her. I didn't marry a fat person. And vise versa. I would expect her to divorce me if I got fat. Her response, "if I get close to looking like that kill me."
>>35152661
Ya'l a buncha beta faggots
Brosnan is a high test bro
>>35152819
>high test
>obese
Is there a difference?
>>35152751
Might make it m8, you told her b4 marriage.
>>35152754
True, i'll look into 'we' acrive activities. She can't take offence to fun.
>>35152661
It's simple. Make the decision not to have any interest in 3D anymore, and find a 2D that you love. She won't stink or smell bad, she won't get fat, she won't spent all your money, she won't complain when you do the things you enjoy... You will soon start to wonder why you were ever so fixated on 3dpd in the first place.
>>35152804
>You just have a timer in your brain that says
I don't, but women do.
1.- Don't get marry
2.- if you're happy with a relation, keep going
3.-If you're unhappy terminate that relation
it's not fuckin rocket science.
>>35152661
Try to subtly mentally condition her towards a healthier life style. Like when she is about to eat some shitty sugary treat, blow a handful of chilli powder into her eyes. Or if you notice she has been sitting in the same spot for more than an hour, blow a handful of chilli powder into her eyes. If she does something good like go to the gym, reward her by refraining from blowing chilli powder in her eyes for a whole day. Protip: you are going to want to fill your pockets with chilli powder every morning so you don't have to keep running to the pantry to grab handfuls.
>>35152794
Lol I think she was at one point, but as a teen in the waif 90's.
>>35152795
Yeah she eats well, no sweet tooth but she prefers inside alot. I think she has mild depression.
>>35152806
True, didnt think of that
>>35152807
Her only relatives are her mom, her mom is not fat. Fat's are in my family but I am hungry skelly. Might use your quote anyways.
>>35152952
I think >>35152696 is gonna go over better than >>35152807
It's a little more gentle, while still communicating the same essential point.
>>35152661
Scream at her as loud as you can.
>>35152867
As faggy as it may sound I enjoy her 3D company.
>>35152908
Yeah but i've got alot invested here, don't wanna throw it away unless I'm completely unhappy.
>>35152909
I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
>>35152909
Kek
>>35152974
Hmm yes but need right moment to bring it up. I'm thinking 'we' activities to start to jusy get some calories burning.
>>35153004
If only that worked
>Hey babe, I'm going riding this weekend with my work wife Becky and some of her friends. You're invited to come too but we'll be riding all day Saturday and half of Sunday.
>>35153084
Jealousy = motivation
Yeah i can see it working. I need 2 tone up to compete with the fag in picture. Not that defined yet.
DNP of course.
>>35152661
She's got you now. You're fucked.
>>35153084
that could have 2 outcomes:
>holy shit I better be in shape and do the stuff with him
or
>I know you want to fuck that anorexic slut, don't even lie to me, you shallow asshole
and coming from a fat woman, we all know which one is more likely to happen.
>>35152661
it's common knowledge women are inferior to men in every single aspect of life.
you have to live with your poor decision! better get used to that cellulite
>>35153010
you already fail at step 1. Good luck and may god have mercy upon your soul
>>35153184
Doctor of Nursing Practice?
>>35153220
Harsh but possible.
>>35153285
I have seen her be jealous motivated in the past, 1 might work.
>>35153300
Yeah I haven't given up the ghost yet.
>>35152673
yes
>>35153300
But they make my cock all cummy
>>35153699
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
If I remember correctly his wife turned into a full whale, I remember her being a lot worse than the right pic
>>35153784
Poor man. They're bound to divorce when he has a comeback.
Don't get married lmao. CUCCK!
>>35152778
>we work and get drug tested
JUST LOL. Is this actually normal for amerifats?
In Europe if you said you were having a drug test for work, people would be visibly confused.
>>35153943
Only the shitty jobs get drug tested. If you make more than 20K doing unskilled labor you never see a drug test.
GET OUT OF MY /fit/ YOU FUCKING NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35152661
Get a wife you like for her personality and benefits she may add to your desired lifestyle/family.
Then bang hotties on the side.
>>35152661
get on test bro. you're probably a little bitch if you think right isnt better
>>35154008
We're on our way to better jobs. I'm optimistic we can make atleast a 100k together one day.
Laugh, but that's more than either of us have seen before.
>>35152661
>she is slowly gaining weight but is still hot I'm terrified
For her future health and wellbeing, yes?
>>35152696
Pinch her fat i guess who the hell knows. For some reason i go for the bulimic ones.
>>35152661
Damn, Pierce Brosnan looks actually small.
>>35152661
Just give her some size pills bro.
Fuck, I've started to put on some weight for the last few months (complacency with the gf I guess), but this thread reminded me that I need to lose weight. My girlfriend deserves better than that. Gonna buy some dnp and cut ASAP.
She's also put on weight though, and her mom and whole family is fat as fuck (aside from her siblings) so I'm pretty worried since I'd like to stay with her long term. She was fucking banging when we started dating, but she's dropped like two points since then.
>>35152661
You tell her pretty early on in the relationship, that it is important to you and why. Do not go for double standards and apply the same rules for yourself. Being healthy, somewhat fit and attractive to your partner is not just nice, it is part of your responsibility in your relationship and also as a potential mother later on. Explain to her that you don't believe in letting yourself go and then crash dieting when you notice it's too late. You have to set yourself a weight threshold and do something immediately after you are heavier than that.
Somehow explain these things to her slowly at the beginning of the relationship. If she sees these things herself and if she's tough enough to take it, then go on. If she's the type that cries and shuts herself in the bathroom when you tell her she could use some more exercise, then let go of her, she's not worth it. Go for a somewhat tough girl, that is capable to transform her insecurities and weaknesses into actions rather than staying in her comfort zone her whole life.
Also look at her mother and how her family's eating/exercising habits are. I don't think it's genetic, it's just what they learn early on.
>>35152661
If she starts gaining more weight, flirt a bit with other women when she's around, but only after you say that you'd divorce her if she gained to much weight.
Offer her a way of getting /fit/ (dance classes are a good one) with you as well.
>>35152661
Its like shes eating him away
>>35152909
>kek
Saved this for prosperity
>>35152737
>yeah well its a Schrödinger's cat type of mind fuck... in the future she is either fat or not fat.
In the future she's fat, you fucking idiot.
And you can't do anything about it without her throwing a tantrum.
You fucked up.
>>35152908
I agree with 3, but in moderation.
If a relationship feels like work (or if fatness really gets in the way of happiness) it's time to end it.
It's hard to find, but love really should be instant. Like a puzzle piece.
Fuck all that "make it work" or "put up with" bullshit
those always end in divorce
>>35152909
Kek'd at the second chilli powder in her eyes
>>35153943
no we wouldn't, many government jobs have random tests
>>35152661
High test as fuck.
Watch her perspective get posted on reddit now..
My s/o is shitlording me help
Fuck haes whales
>>35152737
I don't think you understand the Schrödinger's cat analogy...
>>35152661
Her tits got massive, would love to let her ride my cock while i suck on her nipples and fondle her big heavy breasts, would end it by shooting my hot load deep into her pussy
God i need a GF..
>>35157123
I know dat feel, breh...
>>35152661
>How to prevent wife from being fatty /fit/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAWWqu3c4FY
Sneak dnp into her food
>>35157089
Nah man.. he understands.
Your wife is both fat and not fat. Always. Even if she is REALLY fat, she is still not fat.
>>35157307
Why is this so true.
>>35152661
Make sure she has a close group of female friends.
Women will impose a pecking order on themselves to make sure they stay skinny as they tend to be very, very obsessed with their weight and appearance. This is why they exercise in groups and shop together. The social pressure keeps them skinny and to a woman, being skinny is the main point to life.
It's when women stop hanging out with a circle of girl friends to shop and do yoga and eat frozen yogurt and shit, that's when you start to have problems. Often it starts with them claiming to be more interested in guy things: watching football, drinking beer and bbq'ing on Sunday, etc....
tl;dr -- to keep women skinny expose them to other women
>>35158920
That's bullshit, I'm afraid. Works nicely in theory, but there really is no such mechanism. I wish it worked like that, but it absolutely does not.
>>35153010
>Yeah but i've got alot invested here, don't wanna throw it away unless I'm completely unhappy.
Sunk cost fallacy brah.
If you're thinking any of the following
>b-but I put so much time in this already!
>b-but I put so much effort in this already!
>b-but we've been through so much together!
>b-but I already put in too much X into this already!
Then you're just throwing more stuff into a sinking ship.
>>35152908
Those pneumatics seem over-inflated.
>>35152909
Fuck you my core is sore already and laughing isn't helping
>>35153084
>cycles
>has zero quads
>>35152661
you dont
once a girl gets married she gives up on staying fit, the trap already worked on you.
>>35159033
/r9k/ pls go
>>35152661
Stop being a pussy. If she doesn't lose weight and get fit then leave her.
>>35159049
it isnt r9k
you are married. what incentive do you have to stay fit? you already got what you came for.
>>35152909
got me kekin for sure
>>35155074
>dropped two points
shit bro that's 20%. Your girl has gotten 20% uglier since you've been dating. That's fucking nuts. That's like loosing a tooth or some shit.
>>35152661
>wife
you're fucked
>>35152661
best way is dont have a wife. second option pick a wife who is a fitness maniac. no other way around :)
>>35159682
>20%
If she was already a 10.
If she was an 8 that means she dropped 25%.
Lrn 2 percentage.
>>35152696
How about pretend it's a health thing, he wants her to be healthy so they can be together for longer
>>35158991
More like your a pessimist.
>>35159774
Thats not a bad angle, but she is not unhealthy. A bit of regular activity would be prevention enough.
Now if she starts to actually eat junk and sweets, then i'd break the emergency glass.
![1411396530524_wps_37_image001_png[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fiZBXSM.jpg "1411396530524_wps_37_image001_png[1].jpg")
>>35158920
That's so fucking stupid.
Women are more likely to convene with their friends to eat double fudge ice cream and talk about what a bastard you are.
>>35160605
It's okay anon, no need to feel embarrassed.
Wanna know if your wife is gonna be fat/ugly when she gets old?
Look at her
MOM
O
M
>>35152673
>no homo though
>>35152908
And the adult world and the relationships people from are not like a teenage boy imagines them to be
>>35152737
>>35157395
What happens when you measure her weight? Do you lose the information about her position?
>>35152737
> She doesn't eat badly, but is a shut in and is afraid of getting hurt playing sports.
Teach her bodyweight fitness.
>>35152661
HIGH TEST
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>>35152908
>having kids without getting married
goodluck with that
>>35160445
Have you ever been to a pilates class or whatever they're calling jazzercise nowdays?
Women are social creatures first and foremost and if you don't get that you don't understand women.
If all of a woman's friends are fat, she'll probably be fat. If all of her friends are skinny, she'll probably be skinny.
Atleast son won genetic lottery
Also Brosnan must only be able to produce boys. Got 4 by two women.
Bruce Willis on the other hand can only make girls, he's up to 5 so far.
>>35152661
Are her parents overweight? If they are do they have a legitimate reason at that age (disability)?
If they are you only have yourself to blame for marrying a woman raised incorrectly and furthermore incapable of making the right choices.
>>35160930
You make no sense breh.
I can't time travel to check her weight.
>>35161815
She's did do pilates, like 2 years ago at home.
>>35161939
Hmm I'm her best friend. Her girl friends from work/school are much fatter than her.
>>35162156
Yeah somewhere in the thread I mention her only family is her mom, who is not fat.
>>35162299
You gotta dish out some tough love then
>>35152909
>mfw this actually might be useful
>>35152661
looks like tits and ass got bigger
wouldabsolutelybangandtakeaswife/10
>>35152661
Get her into fitness BEFORE you get married.
>>35152909
kek
>>35152795
I told the same thing to my husband a decade ago. He is now at a weight I don't find attractive. We have sex still because he'd cave my head in if I didn't. I haven't been attracted to him in years. Don't be like me, guys
>tfw fat couple
>get married
>get fit
>she stays fat
>am now 32
>making a lot of money
>look great
>get hit on by women 24/7
>want to kill myself
>go home to fat wife every night
>want to kill myself more
>see my son
>remember the reason I haven't yet
>go play with him
>take him to the park
>get hit on by more milfs
Contemplate suicide everyday DESU. She's fat, doesn't cook and makes barely any money at her shit job. We have an amazing house, nice cars, travel yearly and it's all on my salary. If I divorce her I'll probably lose it all and my kid even though I cook the food in the house, I take him to school and I spend time doing his homework with him every night.
Never ever ever get married to a woman who doesn't take fitness seriously.
Also if you want milf pussy go take a little cousin or something to a park and prepare to drown in it.
>>35162613
>anime avatarfagging to a great joke
NO
BAD ANIME POSTER
>>35162100
>Atleast son won genetic lottery
Looks gay af m8
>>35162100
>won genetic lottery
>Lanklord mode
he made it tbqh senpai
>>35152661
>brosnan's face
JUST
>>35162690
>complaining about animu in a Mongolian Shota doujinshi discussion forum
I'm sure you are the same attention whore who posted this>>35162590
>>35162663
wow sorry breh, thats a harsh reality.
maybe thread will help? there have been several good suggestions.
>>35159753
nice b8
>>35163113
If 8 was her total attractiveness and she is a 6 now, she lost 25% of her attractiveness, no?
>>35152661
she looks better desu senpai
>>35162654
hahaha girl, what the fuck? Leave that fatty.You honestly think he'll kill you if you don't fuck?
>>35152909
Amazing
>>35162663
better you than us
thanks for the warning :)
>>35162955
>thread will help
You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped. If a person can watch their partner go from fat to fit and get hit on all day and do nothing there's nothing a thread about anons gf gaining a pound will help me with.
>>35163208
I hope I warn you good son, this shit here is suffering. Imagine having prime pussy thrown at you after a life of being a fat fuck but you can't do anything because you know it'll mean you lose everything you've worked so hard for and get to see your kid on the weekends.
>>35160103
>More like your a pessimist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunk_costs
>>35163309
If I viewed her as a business investment maybe that would make sense.
>>35152673
this
>>35163429
>implying sunk costs are only applicable for business
http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/how-the-sunk-cost-fallacy-makes-you-act-stupid.html
>>35152661
shoot her up with testosterone.
>>35161939
That was my point. She'll surround herself with like-minded fatties and talk about how awful you are for complaining that she weights 225lbs.
>>35152661
Communicate that you feel she's gaining weight and not doing anything about it.
>>35152673
The gay agenda spreads.
Just kiddin'
But seriously >>35152661, if you want to let her know, don't be petty about it. Just fucking talk to her and ask her what's going on.
It's literally everything you've said in this thread, talk to her about it. It's better to put your cards on the table and tell her how it is than to try to sneak pills into her food...
Inviting her to go exercise is good, but if she wants to be too lazy... I hate to say this but, jump ship, bruh.
But honestly, you should've talked to her about shit like weight gain before you get married. That way, you wouldn't be in this situation. I understand how niggas still be in this situation. >.>
>>35163509
I don't understand* -.-
>>35152661
DNP in her morning coffee
>>35162663
why the fuck would you marry a woman who seemingly doesnt add shit to your life.
>>35163552
you know fat girls be gettin their coffee straight from starbucks
>>35162663
tfw having a niece or neph soon.
>oh no this is my niece/neph. i'm don't have any kids of my own yet.
>>35152806
He's already married
>>35163593
not sameanon but prob because girls are good at fooling guys into thinking they're great humans until they get married and no longer have to be.
>>35152661
You take care of her. Take her on walks, buy healthy food, encourage her to to things that make her happy.
>>35155330
Posterity, faggot
>>35163651
why are anons like yourself so bitter towards women?
>>35163593
We were both fat and lazy. I got my shit together and she didn't. By the time I did I was already chained to her. I ducked up. I know this, but I was a fat loser who scored some fat loser pussy. Was enough to make me happy at the time
>>35163687
They experienced rejection, disappointment, were hurt etc. Plus they are probably just really shitty with judging people overall.
>>35162100
Wtf ?
Never seen such a fuckfest of genes. This family makes no sense at all.
Shit is ridiculous.
>>35163694
You idiot, you're not supposed to marry a woman just for the pussy. Fuck her indefinitely you want, but dont marry unless she brings other meaningful benefits to your life.
It's too late for you, but maybe some other anons will learn from your sacrifice.
>>35163706
Still doesn't explain that much. Have men never hurt them before or something?
I'm just generally confused/curious because I've seen this way of thinking a lot on /fit/. I thought only /r9k/ers were like this...
>>35163687
You've never had to deal with women before, have you? Either that or you are, in fact, a woman.
>>35163735
Both. But, I realize that men can hurt me just like a woman can... But I guess I'm alone in that thought. :/
>>35162100
I honestly won't mind sticking my dick between those thunder thighs
>>35152806
>>35152952
No. No no non o. Don't trust pre-nups.
The thing about family courts is that they don't work like normal courts. A pre-nup will get thrown out if the judge decides that it was "unfair" to one side, and any pre-nup that'd offer you protections is immediately unfair to the vagina holder.
And depending on your state, not even just avoiding a marriage is enough. Feminists made sure some laws got in that marry you by default if you live together long enough.
So if you want to really protect yourself, it's pump and dump all the way (although feminists are trying to get that killed off, too!).
>>35163687
i'm not bitter towards women. i merely acknowledge the potential women have to abuse the laws of marriage and divorce.
i image you're either female and in denial or a young guy. if it's the later i encourage you to talk to and read about guys like this >>35162663
who sadly are not rare occurrences.
>>35163716
I know that now. I was a lonely beta who got hitched to the first piece of pussy he ever got. I know now I should have married someone who would have us pushing each other to do better. I see my friends with wives who cycle with them, who encourage them to go for that promotion and other proper marriage shit and it kills me inside.
I've fucked up permanently but it doesn't mean you all have to. Avoid falling into the trap. A lot of you guys are young 20yr olds getting into shape. You complain about tfw no gf now but don't realise your best years are ahead of you. Don't look at girls your age and wonder why they're killing it and you're not. Their prime is now and yours is in 10 years. If you're not an idiot in 10yrs time you'll have kept at being /fit/, you'll have plenty of disposable income, you'll have a nice car/house and hopefully be well travelled. It's this time in your life that you'll be slaying so much pussy you'll go gay out of boredom.
>>35163810
Common law marriages hardly ever work unless you have a shit lawyer.
There are ways to have practically ironclad prenups to, usually involves having a separate lawyer for both parties.
Stop being cynical anon, marriage laws suck but it's not because muh feminism bogie man, it's because the laws were designed for a time since gone.
>>35163838
That's what makes me confused!
Why do you get with girls like that though...?
Why not go out with those fit girls in the fit girls thread? If they put in that much effort to get huge muscles, they probably won't get fat.
Or you can always go gay if you really are afraid that a woman might screw you over.
>>35152804
>You just have a timer in your brain that says
For a woman, once she's trapped a man into commitment, she knows she doesn't have to try to impress anyone anymore.
>>35163992
>hy do you get with girls like that though...?
>Why not go out with those fit girls in the fit girls thread?
tough to judge how disciplined a person is going to be 1, 5, 10 years down the road no matter what their lifestyle is like today.
>Or you can always go gay if you really are afraid that a woman might screw you over.
i'm not attracted to guys. was that intended to be an insult? i have literally no problem with gay people.
>>35164101
>tough to judge how disciplined a person is going to be 1, 5, 10 years down the road no matter what their lifestyle is like today.
Ah, true. But still, to say every girl is gonna be like that is very... pessimistic. Those guys say that they like girls, but then are constantly insulting them like that...
I don't understand.
>was that intended to be an insult?
No, it was simply a suggestion, sir.
>>35163944
Damn bruh, you've made me depressed. Good work keeping the marriage together for the kid though
>>35163992
Protip: A lot of the girls you see in the "fit girls" threads most likely are vapid whores, most people get the photo's from their Instagram where literally the only interesting thing about them is their body. Can you imagine dealing with someone that narcissistic?
>>35163169
Yes.
>>35164426
Oh really? Hmmm...
>>35164453
Not him but do you seriously expect good conversation from a girl who posts up 3 different angles of her ass to Instagram everyday?
>>35164490
I don't check the instagram, so I wouldn't know...
...Time to check it though. :3
But seriously, yea I get where you guys are coming from. Trying to find a good girl must be hard... :/
>>35153699
How do you know her, Rutgers or Hills?!
>>35163952
Never underestimate the power of having a vagina in a family court.
>>35152909
>>35162663
1. Leave wife
2. Get custody cause you make way more and sound like a good Dad
3. Chill with son and bang all the milfs you want
4. Teach your son the ways of being a boss
5. Watch ex-wife eat herself to death
Pic related will be you and your son's FW in 5 years if you choose this path
>>35162663
real talk, my boyfriend doesn't take fitness seriously. I do. I'm real scared that he's gonna turn full ham over time.
>>35159027
note that he's wearing street shoes, and his pedals look conventional, so he's just a regular bike pleb and not a real cyclist
>>35164615
Unless there's an actual huge problem with the woman, you're fucked in a divorce and will lose your children.
If you are legit rich and she's uselessly poor, I guess you could just get a better lawyer and fuck her up with him. But even then... very hard to come out of a divorce intact.
>>35164432
kill him first then.
>>35162100
damn that kid is Top Lank
>>35164615
>get custody
I don't think it works like that. I hope I do but am I willing to risk my kid being available to me for 1.5 days a week. Having my kid come back to me week after week fatter and even more poisoned against me by now bitter ex wife isn't something I wish to deal with. Also say goodbye to house cars and shit.
>>35164692
My friend packed it on hard during a relationship, you need to just stop sucking his dick. Somehow it doesn't work when I do it to my wife but for guys a lack of sex works like a slap to the face. If that doesn't work abandon ship, cut your losses early
>>35164762
thanks for the tip, man. recalling now a few weeks ago, when something like that actually happened, I think it might be a really efficient method
>>35164904
You just need to stay strong. I cut out sex from my wife and even though I might find her unattractive you eventually want a warm hole to stick your dick into. It's why I fuck my wife every few months despite a lack of attraction. Men are like this. I dunno how women are but if you can hold out sex for a long while and attribute it to his body he'll change, the promise of sex is enough for men to do anything. Enough to make them post on a Chinese cartoon forum about how best to gain muscle and text girls
>>35164432
>>35164753
Rent that JLO movie where she learns krav maga to fight abusive ex husbando.
KO your man for sure.
>>35158920
That will only hold true if her friends are skinny as well. If they are fat, well...
>>35152673
>tfw I am
>tfw came here just for advice
>tfw anons sent you to read the sticky
>tfw you start to train and eat good
>tfw you stay here while you progress
>tfw it was all fun and jokes but started to see naked mans every day
>tfw somehow ended being gay
>tfw all I wanted was just to look good and get grills
>tfw been with many guys
>tfw know this qtypie 2 years ago
>tfw everything is just perfect, life is good
>tfw gonna marry him starting 2016
thanks /fit/
>>35165372
N-no homo tho, right?
>>35164529
Never underestimate the power of a vagina...
Just that..
I'd sell my soul for a consistent source of pussy to milk my gland in...
>>35163288
Pretty sure that a lack of happiness in marriage is ground enough to file a divorce.
Get a lawyer, inquire about this shit, make sure that you get full custody based on your in-come and healthy lifestyle compared to your wife.
Simply educate about this shit.
It hurts to read your story, mate.
You deserve happiness, so does your kid.
>>35165504
And that's how guys get married
>>35166062
>Pretty sure that a lack of happiness in marriage is ground enough to file a divorce.
If you're a woman, yes. Actually if the dude transitions maybe he has a shot at a better divorce settlement.
>>35166512
This world is fucked beyond measure.
>>35162663
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>>35155330
That was a pretty good laugh, I hope to see this again someday when I least expect it
>>35152661
>REAL FUCKING PIECE OF ADVICE HERE.
Allow her to 'catch you' masturbating to pictures of her thinner self.
>>35162663
Have you talked to her about it?
>>35166965
See thread
>>35162663
It's time to have a serious talk with her. No need to cheat or break up, just be honest with her and with your situation and tell her everything you wrote above.
In your case I would give her a chance to change, if she does nothing then I would have no remorse telling her that I would have fun with another girls elsewhere. Keep in mind you have a family to keep, but you have a life to live too and if she doesn't take part of this then it is her problem. No need to divorce, you just need to manage the situation smarth and honestly.
>>35166949
this is inhumane but genius
>>35162663
I pasta'd my own reply from another thread about a related matter:
I'm in pretty much the same boat, except I've been with my wife for 8 years and we have two kids. After our second kid was born my wife stopped caring about pretty much everything. Let herself get fat, boring, not interested in sex... Pretty clearly not interested in me anymore except as a walking wallet/ house servant. And probably out of fear of being alone.
I got back in touch with a girl I spent some time with before I met my wife, she friend-zoned me back then but now is clearly interested. Have been hanging out with her a few times and she's amazing, pretty much everything I could ever want in a gf and I'm kinda in love with her.
Haven't given her the d yet, bc would maybe feel bad for cheating on my wife. But I'm seriously considering it by this point. I also wanna divorce my harpy of a wife but I'm scared she'll take my kids away.
Life is suffering.
>>35162663
what exactly is her part, again?
![[laughs in chink].gif](https://i.imgur.com/XfhAGoG.gif "[laughs in chink].gif")
>>35163686
damn right it's posterity
grandma nazi's 4eva rite bro?!
don't you just h8 all those stoopid chink immagrants? fuckin dum cunts cant even spell proply. fuckin chinks
>>35163944
>go gay out of boredom
>on fit
>straight
pick one
>>35166949
>>35166949
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>>35152661
The best way to address the issue is to tell her that you've noticed that she is slowly gaining weight and is still hot but I fear it wont stop.
It might sound like you're being an asshole but in reality she's the one being an asshole by letting herself go to shit now that she doesn't need to look good for your potential replacements anymore
>>35162663
>holiday party season is here
>pre-arrange male escort
>take her to festive event
>get her really really drunk
>escort seduces and fucks her in empty office, bedroom, etc.
>he takes pics
>you win divorce
you're not going to get complete full custody of your son, but you will win the divorce and get off light if not entirely financially. your son gets a life lesson in how women are whores and you get to go swimming in the milf pond.
>>35165372
That's a beautiful story anon
>>35152661
>Getting married
>>35153084
for a cyclist he sure does avoid leg day
>>35167229
We're in the shit now. Used as wallets but if we leave them we lose half our wallet. I don't know what's worse Mate. We're fucked.
If your misses finds out about this other chick and divorces you there's no chance you'd get the kids, she'd be out for blood. Play the long game. Be the better parent. Provide, support and when the time comes the kids will choose you naturally.
Also don't cheat on your wife with this girl. She might be great but do it after the divorce. Willing to cheat with you means willing to cheat on you. Believe that to be true as fuck. If they can justify sucking a married man they can justify sucking a single guy when married. Don't do it.
>>35167489
What is no fault divorce
>>35152673
This.
>>35167769
You might be right friendo, I'll just try to resist the temptations until I'm in a better position.
I gotta find a way to divorce without too much fighting so that the kids won't suffer and thats tricky.
>>35166949
this
>>35152661
Enjoy all the extra meat and cushion for the pushin. I loved it when my ex gained a bit of extra weight.
>>35155330
Oh boy. I sure can't wait to see this on reddit.
My grandpa once told me:
>Son, if ya wonder if yo bitch gon get fat, look at her mum
>>35152661
Unless you established the importance of fitness, how much you think fat people are disgusting, and how you could never love someone who got fat, all on the first date, then you are boned.
Sorry breh
>having a wife that eats clen because she thinks that I won't love her if she gets fat and makes references to our first date conversation even 6 yrs later masterrace
So i knew this guy in high school
Real cool motherfucker, was at all the parties, got in fights, was notorious for fucking 50 girls before he turned 18. Had a massive dick too. For some reason he settled down with this somewhat decent girl who had big tits, but it was obvious she will be a landwhale.
So he gets an apprenticeship, gets a high paying job, buys a big expensive house (saw all this on facebook over the years)
Saw both of them at shops the other day she is now a LEGIT landwhale, wide as she is tall. He is also getting fat, looks like hes aged 10 years.
Shows that life can kek anyone eventually. Makes me wonder how many miserable ugly old couples you see around were actually the cool kids back in their young days.
>>35164021
I must be an alien, seriously. I workout to impress mostly myself. got no instagram (hate that shit), don't post pics of my body on facebook or elsewhere, don't dress like a literal prostitute. fuck what my hypothetical husband expects, I expect myself to be the better version of me possible.
more people should have that mindset, I think.
>tfw gf is sick of being overweight and being committed to hitting up the gym with me and eating healthy
>tfw when feeding her coot lil chub face healthier foods like sushi and watching her get thinner and more beautiful by the week
>tfw in a loving relationship where we better each other and are genuinly kind instead of just nice
Even if she does fall for some of those "fat blaster" powders and stuff she's still flipped her life around and helped me get way fitter.
I have finally reached "tfw gf"
>>35162100
This is how I picture lanklets on /fit/
>>35165202
definitely. I get actually turned off by fat men, so withdrawing sex in that case wouldn't be a problem. just wish I could avoid all that shit by having him commit into fitness like I do, but it's impossible, I guess.
>>35168320
Smooth, your gonna make it bro.
>>35168336
That guy/girl peaked early. Would not surprise me if majority of early peakers end up that way.
>>35168342
...and yet you couldn't resist the need to try and impress completely anonymous strangers on 4chan with your "not like other girls" routine. Heh.
You might have convinced yourself otherwise, but nobody's buying it, sweetie.
>>35152661
Maybe he likes his wife being bigger? Some men like that. Not everyone is into twigs or manly women with muscles.
>>35168498
Leave woman.
>>35168523
>This kills the man.
>>35168523
There are guys out there that would rather fuck a 500lb landwhale than the best supermodel in the world.
>>35168540
So? Their brains clearly aren't working correctly.
>>35168476
>>35168547
According to whom?
>>35168540
I should of put a comma after leave.
tits or gtfo
>>35168565
I'm male.
>>35168585
Post em faggot.
>2016 minus a few days
>marrying
Just live with the woman if you really love her and want to be with her, just don't fucking marry.
If she isn't okay with that then she's not worth it.
>>35168540
It's true. A lot of you guys are the problem without even realizing it. You see high test girls and assume they can't be *that* fat if they have minimal stomach fat, when in reality they could be 180 lbs+ with good genetics. Hell, many guys here would fuck fat chicks even fully well knowing they are fat and not curvy, but they're just so desperate/horny they do it anyways. As long as men are thirsty enough to fawn after overweight, sedentary, junk-food loving women, they have no real incentive to improve at all. Why fix it if it ain't broken? That's why most women don't even give a fuck if they get fat and you tell them you'll dump them if they don't lose weight; they know they can just easily get a new guy who'll worship them just for having a vagina. If you have sex with fatties, even fatties with big titties and big asses, you are part of the problem.
>>35168615
>Hell, many guys here would fuck fat chicks even fully well knowing they are fat and not curvy, but they're just so desperate/horny they do it anyways
Nah, some of us just PREFER fatties. We fuck them not out of desperation, but because we prefer them. My dick can't even get hard properly if the chick doesn't have some meat to grab around her waist and thighs.
>>35168644
>girls are either 180 kg landwhales or 45 kg skeletons
>>35168704
u whut mate
>>35168644
You ruin it for the rest of us. Because women know men like you exist, none of us can expect a non-fat girlfriend.
>>35158920
This works well providing the circle of friends are thin to thin-ish.
Or Italian...
>>35168728
Not my fault I'm high test (srs, had my levels checked, I'm in the very high range). Will post a screen of the results if I can find it.
>>35152696
Oh god dude. Dear god. No.
I know you nice guy neckbeards think that's the best way to go about it but dear god, no. Even if a girl is a fucking Goddess and probably incapable of being unattractive you never, ever, suggest she might be unattractive if X happens.
If you want to be honest about this with your girl the best way would be gentler, avoiding words like "Fat" "overweight" or even in regards to appearances all together. Instead something like "My health is important to me and I need to be with someone who believes in the same. I can't be attracted to someone who doesn't take care of their health."
>>35154008
Unless you're a pharmacist. You pull in well over 100k easy and have to get drug tested occasionally for somewhat obvious reasons.
>>35168751
You know having high testosterone actually has no scientific connection whatsoever to the type of woman you are attracted to? It's just a meme, and the origin of the meme is to make fun of roiders. I don't know why liking women who don't take care of themselves is now considered some kind of positive accomplishment on /fit/. It's like we try to purposely shame guys into liking a certain type of girl, a body type which highly correlates with sedentary lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits. I dunno. If you date a "high test" girl, don't be surprised if she's an absolute landwhale in 3 years and you're making this thread. They have shitty habits and will continue gaining weight.
>>35164527
I don't know her. If you do pls post more
>>35168786
I'm fucking with you bro, I'm not sure why I like them the way I do. But I'm srs about the high test levels. Women don't need to take care of themselves, they just need to make babies and give good blowjobs.
>>35159049
>tells the truth
>"wahhh gb2/r9k/ virgins!!!!"
4chan didn't always used to be like this
>>35168804
You like obese women? Do you have like a weight limit on how high you can go and still be sexually attracted to a woman? Not trying to be hostile, I'm just wondering.
>>35152661
Leave her
>>35152661
She won't know you dislike landwhales unless you let her know you dislike landwhales and wouldn't want to be with a landwhale.
You just have to find a way to tell her without soundling like you only want her for tits n pussy.
Can't help you with that
>>35168821
Depends man. Depends on the fat distribution and on the face. I'd fuck a chick from 130 lbs all the way 500lbs if it was carried right and her face wasn't too fat, and the hygiene was good. As long as their faces are thin, I'd fuck them.
They don't have to be necessarily obese, fucked plenty of 130lb chicks with chub.
>>35166949
I like you anon.
Combining that with not "not being in the mood for sex" for a few weeks should make her into a bulimic sooner then you can put your dick into your pants.
>marrying average women
>marrying "curvy" or "high test" women
>marrying "fit n thick" women
>marrying "former athlete" women
Never never never never. Absolutely all of them are gonna get fat. Skinny or gtfo (skinny /fit/ girls are also good)
>>35168965
But I want them to get fat...
>>35169045
But why though? In a world where almost everyone male or female is gonna get fat by default, girls like pic related are true waifu material
>>35168476
desu I don't give a fuck, I don't workout for you neither. suck on a dick, fagget.
>>35158920
>tl;dr
go back to reddit faggot
