Fit humor thread?
If I wanted humor I would look at ur 1rms XDDDDDDD
IF I WANTED YOUR 1 REP MAX I WOULD LOOK AT YOUR HUMOR HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA XDDddd UPVOTE AND GIVE ME KARMA FRIENDS!!!! GOLD IS APPRECIATED!!1 :DdddD XDd
>>35137843
Most based man in existence?
>>35137843
if humor == True:
lookAt(1RM)
else:
lookAt(anything)
>>35137843
if id wanted to have a humor id ask you how heavy 1 rome is ;)
>>35138146
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>>35138195
>if humour == true
I think you mean
>if humour
>>35138195
Learn to code
> lookAt(1RM) || lookAt(anything)
>>35138195
while(true) lookAt(humor ? 1RM : anything);
>>35138341
literally the same thing
>>35137843
If I wanted humor, I would look at your 1 rep maxes
i swear the god if anyone post a fucking leg day meme im gonna fucking get really pissed
>>35138419
fucking best laugh of my day so far holy shit /fit/ what have we become?
>>35137843
If I wanted one rep Id look at your humor
>>35138419
>the one where the chad fucked anon's gf better than he could while he watched
Fucking hit me hard. That's way too close to home.
>>35138506
kill yourself you unfunny 12 y/o individual
>>35138361
>or is the same as else
>>35138195
LDA $2000
BEQ $4000
>>35138419
S A T A N I C S T R A T A G E M
>>35138316
I don't think you should post any more bud
>>35144235
if i wanted i would
rep max
yours
1
>>35138465
Nope, second avoids a comparison and is more readable, why do redundant things in your code?
>>35144598
The comparison still happens, but your version is more concise.
>>35138378
gtfo with your java
>>35138378
this nigga right here..
>>35138316
Go back to R9K, you fucking retard.
IF
I
WANTED
DILDOS
IN
MY
>>35144710
Second also avoids an accidental assignment when typoing = over == in languages that allow such expressions. This can also be achieved by flipping the operands though.
>>35138195
>{
>system.out.println("You are a huge faggot.");
>return void;
>}
>>35149070
>no u wrong kid
>>35149070
kek
>>35149496
so fake
fake and gay
fuck you
>>35144991
WOAH NELLY
>>35148578
>>35148545
>>35144719
>>35144710
>>35144598
>>35138378
>>35138361
>>35138195
None of you faggots have jobs coding though, so none of you can code.
>>35149639
code this dick in your ass
>>35138189
Not fit related, but I wanted to share this.
>>35139387
Tell us your story anon.
>>35149639
Lol I have a first class degree and earn £40k a year programming
>>35150092
Kek, way to go anon. My annual housing costs more than you take home in pay.
>>35148578
Did you really just return void? Why?
>>35150092
Lol dude you are getting underpaid. I'm 2 years into my programming career and I'm taking home 81.
>>35150583
N E R D
E
R
D
>>35149865
I don't wanna.
Long story short: gf wanted a polyamorous relationship with another dude. Didn't work out
>>35150583
81k in British pounds?
>>35150583
front or back end?
>>35150752
Ahh my mistake, I'm an amerifat. 81k in dollars so that would be 53k in pounds.
>>35150762
Both. Research and development for startups so I do a lot of apps, a lot of servers, a lot of websites, etc.
>>35150827
Nice. I primarily do front end work but I want to transition to full stack for versatility's sake. And because I think pure front end work is boring as fuark
>>35150849
Yeah front end gets so boring. It's way more fun to be able to work on any level of the project. The feeling of getting your stack working for the first time from front end to database is blissful.
>>35150465
In British pounds?
If I wanted your one rep max I'd pick up my dick
>>35138419
fucking ayyy man
>>35150921
If your are taxed around 40 to 50% yes.
>>35151214
Why would this guy be taxed 40-50% on a 40k salary anon? The Conservatives are bad but not that bad.
>>35137843
Asked in the other thread but didn't get it.
Does anyone have the image that tells the story of a guy and a girl through images after they break up - eventually the guy starts working out and becomes Zyzz, then dies, then ends up in the Dragonball Z afterlife. The girl starts off good but then gets married, pregnant, and fat.
>>35151537
I dont live in the UK, but a quick google search suggests yes... 40% tax starts as income of 30/35. Am I wrong?
>>35151556
This, does anyone have it saved?
Still the best thread cap in history
>>35152305
>punching ghosts
>>35144991
thank you anon i was around when the original was posted but never cap'd it. based
>>35152305
This is funny as fuck. I wish I was so insane.
>>35152305
amazing
>>35137843
I keked heartily!
Thanks lad!
>>35150652
I love this one.
Do you think they hooked up?
>>35150092
lol senpain no you do not
>>35150877
fuck off
>>35153377
I was in the thread, in a reply after that the OP mentioned he wasn't interested because he already had a GF.
>>35152305
Roflmao omg I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Thanks so much anon.
>>35149865
fuck off
Moral of atory :
Cardio kills gains
>>35153545
How so?
>>35153563
It doesn't really, its a fit meme, just like the SS GOMAD method
Contributing
Confession 1: Sometimes I think about the rockets in this comic when I'm squatting to help my hip drive.
Confession 2: It works
>>35153563
Cardio burns calories and you need a surplus of calories to make gains, so if you can't eat more calories than the ones you burn from runnning then you won't make gains.
>>35153624
The "SS + GOMAD is a meme" meme needs to die.
>>35153624
whats the song
Currently drawing some gym porn when I came across this shit.
Do people really do this in public?
>>35153955
not him but it's probably this, it's the hottest nasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ln7AyzxmU
>>35138153
>implying rippetoe ever had a body that good in his live
>inb4 le roger estep meme
>>35154059
I saw a pretty jacked guy with really bad bad acne doing it at my gym once. So yeah..
If I wanted humor I'd have to look somewhere else, cause you guys only seem to know one joke.
>>35153899
i guess i'll confess too
confession 1: Sometimes I pretend me and the cute girl in class are dating and imagine us having conversations and doing other stuff together.
Confession 2: It works
>>35153924
BUT your body repairs itself more efficiently with ample (1-2hrs) cardio everyday so best idea is run your heart out, eat a shit-ton, lift heavy, and make gains
weapons grade protein farts
>>35138121
nice try fucktard
>>35153394
people are this fucking stupid, oh dear.
>>35138419
>I always watch his reviews when eating food.
>It makes me feel like I'm having dinner with this really fun friend who likes to talk about music a lot.
Who's he talking about?
>>35154107
>Best nasheed
>Not this one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LdqGcvYzKTo
>Or this one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2eAkkzf2lc
Nn..nno muslim
>>35137843
>>35151565
Of my £40k I take home about 29
>>35155904
>>35151565
You get 10,600 tax free, taxed 20% on what you earn after that up to about 33k then 40% on everything above that until about 150k
>>35151565
US actually has higher tax rate.
>>35150673
best
>>35155926
>>35151565
Just to clarify for people not from the UK. Currently you can earn £42,385 before you hit the 40%. Until then you pay 20% on everything after the first £10,600.
Our tax system used to be sick but Gordon Brown fucked it up so badly. Thanks Labour...again
>>35144991
Lost my shit at WOAH NELLY
>>35153394
This might be the best thing I've ever seen
>>35157652
>>35157672
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>>35157742
>>35157756
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>>35157763
http://www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/detail/view/name/dumbbell-lunges
switch to the female guide and watch the video
>>35152305
dis amazing
>>35157652
>>35157672
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>>35157742
>>35157756
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>>35154107
I went from hearing this to hearing ISIS Trap Mix Vol 4 (Halal AF) because of your comment...
>>35137843
If i wanted to post humor id tell you my 1 rep maxes
>>35138341
>>35138361
i think you niggers mean:
if(Humour) ? LookAt(1RM) : LookAt(All[]);
>>35153414
yeah he easily could. Im in a graduate job earning £43.2k a year... work in north east england though :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf4rk8Lz5xY
this fucking video
>>35159117
> Not knowing that if the left hand side of OR evaluates to true, then the right hand side is not even evaluated.
Not going to make it.
>>35157775
Does anyone have this in a wallpaper size?
>>35151556
>>35152082
just searched for a couple hours trying to find this... I need to see it.
>>35161188
I'm still here waiting for it ...
There are versions of it that are shorter, e.g. they end with him becoming Zyzz, but there's one that's really long. I think it actually started with only 4 or 5 images: guy is initially happy, then gets sad; girl is initially sad, then gets happy, and people kept adding onto it.
>>35149817
kekked hard
>>35154059
Never seen it with dumbbells, but I've seen people do it with pendlay/bent over row. It adds another point of contact which helps to stabilize the exercise.
This can be helpful for people with tight hamstrings or other conditions that cause bent over rows to put excess strain on the lower back.
>>35161271
at this point I might just make one, how long was it? / do you think you could describe it?
>>35161374
>>35161271
Just google "end of relationship" and go to images. I cant find the specific one requested, but it was built off of one that is returned.
>>35150689
>LITERAL KUCKOLD
Seppuku is the only option
>>35152305
lmao this is funny as fuck
>>35161405
>>35161374
Ok, so it was just like this but way longer. I don't know exactly how much longer though. I'm pretty sure it took a few more images for the guy to get sad, for example.
The guy's story goes like this: starts happy, has a blast for a few images, gradually falls into depression, is in the shit for a while, then starts working out, acquires gains, eventually becomes Zyzz, lives life to the full, then dies young (it just shows a pic of his gravestone), then the very last image is Goku doing the snake way.
The girl starts off crying and depressed, has to get comforted by her friends, eventually gets happier, has a healthy social life, eventually gets married, then pregnant, then has kids, is happy for a while, but then gets fat. And I'm not sure but I THINK her husband leaves her.
>>35161494
This was the last image for the guy
>>35161494
>>35161513
>>35161374
not the one you guys are looking for but a more in depth version
>>35157879
welp i just came
>>35150568
>this nigger doesn't return void.
>>35161575
That's eerily similar ... but I know as an absolute fact that there is (or was) one that ends with Goku.
>>35157879
what the fuck
>>35161171
>>35161697
More new year comics. They're fantastic
>>35161842
Only one more month til we get a new one
>this is all i have to look forward to
>>35161895
Who makes them?
>>35162005
the almighty Sir
Sir I love you pls come back
/r/ing the one where the guy finds out his son is gay
>>35138195
only acceptable answer:
humor ? me->lookAt(Me::1RM) : me->lookAt(Me::Anything);
>>35153428
He posted another story about the gym and weird shit he did. You have that one capped too?
>>35137843
i-i don't get it
please someone help
>>35162208
Sir left?
>>35162500
He's saying her face is so ugly that he needs a full tank of gas to drive away
>>35162528
>>35162500
He's saying she's so fat he'd need a full tank of gas to drive around to her back
>>35159371
>jeff i know its you
>>35162540
>(You)
>>35153383
Anyone have a cap of the thread this came from?
>>35152305
fucking died senpai, thanks for that
>>35154059
pls post gym porn
>>35162584
uh, yeah he replied to you anon
>>35138121
>>35138146
>>35138195
>>35138506
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>>35144515
we're better than this
>>35164064
kek
>>35155486
anthony fantano
>>35153383
>Nice gyno fag
kek
>>35149070
I can almost believe that's the real Rich Piana
>>35164921
>>35152305
this was some motivational shit
>>35153383
i wish this made me laugh, but we really need to segregate fit by gender
its not even the occasional visiting woman's fault, but every time they make an appearance the thread just goes full(er than usual) cancer
>>35139387
WHY DID I READ THAT ;_;
>>35151556
The part where he unloaded got me.
>>35152305
>>35157652
>>35157672
Wait, whats wrong with creatine?
>>35152305
thats some good shit
>>35137843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wxWnbD9Okc
From /fit/'s absolutely unreal Frozen obsession phase.
>>35152305
I do not even care if it is fake it was a wondrous thread and story.
>>35144991
>WHOA NELLY
>It was alright
>>35164968
Funny but let's be real. Kids at that age are crazy horny and will do ANYTHING to make their dicks or clits feel excited. Lots of young boys "experiment" with each other because they have the urge but no girls or knowledge of what to do with it. Teach your chillan's about sex the moment you notice this kind of behavior and then you avoid messy situations like this.
>>35166501
So on a scale of sucking cocks in the back of the playground to 12 black inches buried into your anus, how gay are you?
>>35150092
>tfw programmed a physics engine that runs in web browsers
> used it for a basic 3D space exploration sim (a la Descent) & build-a-base/structures/content-sharing website
>currently building a VR City (+chatroom, soon the buildings will serve as private rooms) on that base, can navigate it using any VR headset with a few quick tweaks and LeapMotion or normal peripherals
>graduated with a degree years ago
>make 32k CAD
Screenshot is years old, but all I have atm
>>35152305
Fuck yes, the meathead exorcist is my all-time fav /fit/ copypasta
>>35153955
That anon obviously talked about 'Soon, very soon' (Russian 'Cкopo, oчeнь cкopo').
>>35138419
>S A T A N I C S T R A T E G E M
holy fuck, remember how fun that meme was before all the redditors on /r9k/ ruined it? ;_;
>>35153394
>tfw I am in this cap
>>35153899
i make the pchoooow sound when i lift.
>>35164968
>how'd he know how long his son's friends cock was if it was buried inside him
>>35167513
>TFW I was the guy talking about how shitty bread is for you in that thread
Fuck me. Also pretty sure I said pcp instead of key amine though I could be wrong.
>>35167740
>I don't know how to greentext
>>35161697
>I came to the gym to do a bodweight routine.
There needs to be a t-shirt with that on it.
>>35162358
who is that and what the fuck's he doing
Requesting the screencap of the thread with the guy that took an underwater weighing test with his sister because his mom wanted him to
does anybody have that image of that guy that got banned because of > tfw no average korean gf #_____#
>>35152305
glorious
>>35170568
The one where he says chicks want TaeYang?
I do, but my phone is being shitty and not loading thumbnails for images. I'll try to find it tho.
>>35171574
yes thats the one
>>35164064
this will pass anon, just like the cousin pasta
>>35151556
This took me six minutes to find in my assorted collection
>not saving every picture ever
