If you haven't learned how to cook yet, what the fuck are you doing?
It's pretty essential to being /fit/ imho.
Plus bitches love a man who can make a meal that's scrum-diddly as fuck.
Mon ngre
> Not inviting grills over for delicious, macro-friendly dishes
> Not filling both their stomachs with food and their womb with your ubermensch /fit/ seed
>>35135348
The age old plump em and pump em combo.
>>35135359
> not making your own high-test girls
I was a GM and KM of a really popular spot.
Left that gig for construction. But now I'm back as a lowly prep cook. In a national class place.
Too bad I rarely eat the delicious food I make. Other than tasting.
>tfw all the qt FOH staff call me Chef
>>35135348
DO YOU EVEN GARNISH SON!
3 SPRINKLES OF HERBS C"MON
>>35135384
Haha, they call you chef as a prep cook? Must be taking control like a true chef daddy.
>>35135387
>Garnish
>On home meals
TRY HARD OR WHAT?
I'm an autist and I get overstimulated from food that's too tasty. I can cook decently but I just eat everything plain. Sometimes I'll cook something descent in the week end but all it does is remind me I enjoy everything plain
>>35135406
Bitches better get me my soda water with lime!
>>35135454
If this is real this is fucking ridiculous.
>>35135422
YOU GOTTA TRY HARD TO FEEL HARD
8 HOURS SELF IMPROVEMENT
>>35135319
I don't cook. I live in Vietnam and I just eat on the street or get my housekeeper to cook.
Pic is bun cha. Bone broth, grilled pork patties over fire, rice noodles, vegetables, and lots of greens and herbs.. All for $1.
>>35135780
Fuck you. Vietnamese food is god tier.
>tfw no vietnamese gf
>>35135319
>father dies
>mother becomes depressed and suicidal
>no more dinner besides the occasional Chinese and Mexican takeout
>have to learn to cool by myself
It's a great skill to have desu
>>35135780
Dope but why not learn to cook that yourself?
>Mfw I've finally perfected mashed potato
1/4 cup of milk and a bit of butter after draining
shit's mint with angus beef sausages and some veggies
fuck i love cooking
>>35135780
I have a buddy that's in Vietnam, the food seems like it's bomb as fuck no matter where you go. Living the life, bro.
>>35135818
Cooking takes time I'd rather spend on something else. I will do breakfast or BBQ occasionally but honestly the stuff you get on the street is godly.
Keep in mind you can buy unskilled labor here for $200 a month FULL TIME.
>>35135922
Is the healthcare system there decent? Like if I get a jungle flu will I die. Thinkin' about moving to 'nam to dodge some taxes since I can technically work anywhere in the world (freelancer)
>>35135780
Are you a fucking rabbit?
>>35135780
what is that green stuff?
are you a martian?
>>35135981
Then you should move here ASAP. Been telling my brother who does the same to move his ass here but he is part of the Toronto-is-the-center-of-the-universe group.
I don't really use healthcare. Insurance you get from your employer. If bad shit happens they will evacuate me to Thailand or Singapore. Honestly, stay fit, get sunlight, eat your vegetables (and Vietnamese ear a lot), last off the engineered foods and you should be fine.
The eggs I consume every day comes from the landlords ducks. The greens and herbs from his garden.
Weather is great, beaches are awesome, and I'm told the women are sexy. (I will admit I am the usual exceedingly promiscuous faggot.. And I have yellow fever so this is heaven)
Fuck the west. Here you can do whatever you want and live like a king. 1450sqf 2bd apartment, 2 wc, with satellite TV, 100mb fiber internets, cleaned 3x a week including laundry and towels and bedsheets.. $800 a month (which is expensive but it's awesomely furnished and good quiet location apart from the roosters at 5am)
>>35136032
Honestly I'm not really sure. Everything you eat in Vietnam will be served with copious amounts of greens. I think it's about 10 different kinds of leaves and herbs. I'm sure you can google Vietnamese herbs.. I'm on mobile so difficult to post
Pic is avocado smoothie. $1
I've never understood what "learn to cook" means. Anytime I want to make food I just look up a recipe, buy the ingredients, and follow the directions. Cooking is pretty easy tbhfamilies.
>>35135831
Try half and half instead of milk breh
>>35135319
What's the point of learning to cook to get girls? The only reason to get a girl is so she'll cook for you.
>>35136647
Enjoy you're shitty, bland, female cooked foods. Women can't cook for SHIT.
>>35136677
Another good reason to become gay desu
>tfw no qt chef bf to cook fit recipes for you and suck your dick after the gym
>>35135319
I had to learn how to cook because people started trying to kill me tfw
