So /fit..... Does your Gf lift?
>>35132160
I wish I could be skinny, weak, short skelly twink just so I could be manhandled by this amazon goddess
>>35132160
No, but she runs about 20 miles a week.
>>35132226
so you are a fat bitch then?
>>35132160
My what?
>>35132160
Yes actually, and we both lurk /fit/
She's legit A V E R A G E korean gf too
>But we are both escaping dyels :'^(
The fun thing is we play a game in public together where we try to call out the fattest person we encounter each day first. We do it by shirt color, so even if we are in a mall and some lardwhale hobbles by point blank we will still go OH OH GREEN GREEN hahahaha
>>35132608
My eyes. Cannot unread.
what gf
>>35132608
>>35132608
kill yourself
Yes. My gf has a 300lbs DL at sub 120lbs and was supposed to compete in January but backed out. She shit posts tfw gf threads.
>>35132608
Jfc, I cringed.
>>35132160
Ex-gf lifts, would occasionally suck on my benis if she thought no one was looking, current gf doesn't lift but she does some Slavic folk dancing shit because muh heritage so that keeps her body nice and shapely, I'm hoping to eventually get her lifting so that she ends up looking like Julia Vins
>>35132675
>>35132695
Find a girl kiddos, I've heard having relationships makes you less likely to shoot up schools
>>35132160
I got my bf into lifting. He was doing kettlebell classes before I converted him.
>>35132160
lol that chick is like 6'2 210 with a 2.5pl8 diddy. why are women so weak ???
>>35132766
>that girl
>6'2 and 210lbs
Are you retarded?
>>35132815
I wouldn't be suprised if she was 6'0" 180 to be honest tho family
>>35132766
>assuming its her max
>being this fucking dumb
Bro, I understand you only pull 135, but you don't need to be mad.
>>35132842
are you triggered?
>>35132608
commit sudoku with your fuckin chink zipperhead twink
>>35132251
kek, I saw this guy earlier. How do you confuse /g/ and /fit/?
>>35132880
>>35132726
:^)
>>35132160
I was at the gym today and some fat slob with a neck beard was wearing a tanktop, and working out with a small qt teaching her how to workout.
>tfw I am tall in shape and I have no qtgf to teach how to gym.
Like what the fuck, this dude literally looked like trailer trash and this girl was at least an 8. I probably tripled all his lifts he was showing her a fucked up brosplit. Started with two shoulder exercises, then went to do cardio then came back and did 2 chest exercises. Went mia for like 25min(probably more cardio) and then came back and did 2 leg exercises then left.
>fuck this life
I am aware I am a lost cause but still, but still why do I even lift?
No, she used to though. She has amazing genes and has a tiny waist with wode hips and a great ass so i dont care.
>>35132944
>but still, but still why do I even lift?
but still, why do I even lift? Clearly cant type out of rage. I used to lift to better myself and now I have been doing it for years. I have achieved the body I want and now I just want a qtgf to lift with.
>is that too much to ask for? ;_;
>>35132944
You have an inferiority complex which is why you lift to begin with, and the reason you fail is because instead of talking to women you hope that somehow getting in shape will automatically attract them to you but it won't because most girls are shy and submissive to begin with and the ones that aren't will eat you fucking alive because of your personality.
>>35132968
Thanks for pointing out the fucking obvious, I already know all of this.
I have no problem talking to girls I am my own worst enemy, ever since getting in shape has sky rocketed my standards and I cant bring myself to settle.
Yeah we used to lift together before I changed gyms (free onsite facility at work). She still does what I have her programmed to do though.
squat/bench/deadlift are 115/65/115 at 60kgBW
>>35132160
GF?
>>35132766
>>35132815
Those completely made-up stats
>>35133023
I was trying to help, maybe it was a bit heavy handed though, you just remind me of myself at times by your post, my issue is being high strung and caring about shit that doesn't matter. I find that having a middle ground between relaxation and focus suits me best with guys or girls in social situations. Even if shit phases you act like it doesn't, lie your ass off, lie to yourself and pretend that shit doesn't matter, most women can smell fear and desperation they're like pack animals.
>>35132160
I started lifting before him. Then he saw my progress and started lifting too. Hes progressed a lot and hes escaped dyel mode into a solid fridge mode.
>>35132891
i had a girl tell me she wanted me to get her pregnant, it was pretty hot to be honest family
No, she's convinced she'll get huge if she lifts anything over 10 lbs. I lift heavy and I'm tiny as fuck, I just look "toned" (lol), but she says I'm special because I'm an ectomorph with skinny genetics and any other woman would be jacked if they lifted like I did. She's a fucking retard but she's really cute.
>>35132608
pls be in iraq
No, because i want her to look like a chick, and we don't bother each other at work
>>35132160
> g-gf
>>35132160
>yfw you're never going to be a strong independent woman and get quads like these from lifting lmao2.5pl8
Not really. She doesnt know what to do and refuses to let me show her different lifts. I don't care since she at least does cardio.
>>35132731
>Kettlebell classes
So i guess he is a bottom then?
>>35132857
not him, but i agree with him that you are idiot who should never get into comedy.
sometimes
she's pretty good at it, she did 200/135/250 at 130 lbs.
>>35132608
i bet your that fat guy who talks his kgf all the damn time. chill bruh, her pussy won't be around forever
>>35132723
Good man, fighting the Good fight
She's my squat bud,
Pic related
Her donk
>>35132608
Jesus, end your life
>tfw you'll never have a /fit/ gf
;_;
>>35135557
They're so rare, and the few that do actually lift always seem to be taken.
>>35134649
Mine runs three days a week and lifts in between, she only takes Sundays off to rest. Also she works a lot of double shifts on top of that.
>>35135557
This is so satisfying to watch, especially the reaction at the end. Saved. Cheers anon.
>>35135577
>the few that do actually lift always seem to be taken.
or unstable/whores.
>>35135603
>double shifts
She's taking double of somethin
