>tfw can't fap or be aroused because I have a heart monitor for 24h and the doctors will see it
What a thread worthy topic. Thanks for enlightening us anon. You're a cool guy.
>>35117284
Got problems with your heart OP?
>>35117299
symptoms of arrhythmia, it runs in my family
Not diagnosed yet, that's what I have it for.
>>35117311
pls no wat r u doing
>>35117320
http://xhamster.com/movies/5380524/she_love_suck_and_fuck_his_bf_dick.html
>>35117284
you should totally start jacking off and stopping right before you're about to cum all day long, and stay up all night. that will fuck with the doctors.
>>35117284
I had the same problem.
I fapped. The doctor printed every irregularity. He just smiled and didn't say anything when he looked at the fapping-outprint.
>>35117284
Do you like your girls high test?
>>35117412
Or fit?
>>35117422
>fit
>tattoos
>probably can't even squat 1 pl8
lad
>>35117412
>>35117422
i think he closed the thread tbhfam
if not, OP do vid related all day long for poops and chuckles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCqWeAL2xb4
>>35117422
>>35117412
I like them fit and high test. Muscles and curves masterrace.
>>35117446
>tattoos aren't fit
>implying she doesn't squat 215
>>35117452
I'm actually supposed to do as much physical activity as possible during the test. Increase heart rate gives more probability of it happening and would make me more tired in the end so it can trigger it if it's triggered by extreme fatigue.
>>35117284
>There is a spike here in the evening. What were you doing?
>I was masturbating
>Ok
LITERALLY NOTHING. I think doctors have heard about masturbating.
>>35117452
>Nerd in the glasses dropping of halfway through the second round
wew lad, check out the determination on that guy.
>>35117484
B-BUT I know they're watching my heart while I'm masturbating or getting aroused, it's really weird
>>35117471
oh, well shit.
start doing kickboxing drills
mountain climbers
jumping jacks
jumping lungs
squat hops
high knees
fukken aerobics, brah
get to it.
DO EET
RIGHT NOW!!
>>35117484
>I think doctors have heard about masturbating.
nah brah.. they don't even fap
>>35117589
Doesn't it get you excited? The though of that hot doc watching your every heartbeat?
>>35117613
she's not hot she's like 60
>>35117603
I'll get to it for about 10-15 minutes. 10 of each, repeat for the whole duration?
>>35117660
Just do it, don't be weird.
>>35117660
You kinky bastard
>>35117660
oh yeah baby
>>35117684
just kick and punch until you don't feel like kicking and punching anymore
then do mountain climbers until you don't feel like doing them any more.
skip an exercise altogether if you don't like it.
add in another exercise if you like it.
do it for as long as you can, until you absolutely MUST give up.
then realize you are at 40% of your limit.
whether you want to push yourself to that limit is your choice.
the elevated cortisol levels kill gains, tho
>>35117660
Age ain't nothing but a number.
Do you really think you could ever fuck a rich young chick to death in order to inherit her millions?
No, not unless you want it to look like she was hit by a bus, and run over by a herd of rhino.
& that anon
Is why you fuck the less young ladies. The Ol natty lickaroo so she loves you and puts you in the will. Then one day you go to work on her dusty bat cave with all your effort, and clickety boo, her hip goes and then her heart goes, and you finish in her blue rinse.
Also the change means no babbies.
>>35117284
One of my lecturers talked about a patient fapping
His heart monitor went crazy and they burst into his room because they thought he was having issues
just tell your fucking doctors your about to smack your dick around, if you really wanna be alfa mal ask the doctress to suck it
>>35117308
Hisao?
>>35117412
That's a literal midget...
