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>>35116882
If I wanted humor I would just ask what your 1 rep maxes are
>>35116886
>>35116882
>>35116886
Is being a samefag part of this meme?
I think you misspelled homo there
>>35116886
OP btfo
>>35116886
Boom goes the dynamite. (at OP's expense)
>>35116886
Every fucking time. Write your own jokes.
>>35116886
you would have to be a huge fucking faggot to reply to this old joke.
>>35116886
Woop dere it is.
>>35116882
>>35116886
Kek that's funny almost as funny as it was in last weeks humor thread
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>>35116982
Hi OP! How's that third degree burn coming along?
>>35116998
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>>35116982
you fags are just mad that I said it before you could
>>35116886
HA!
>>35116886
this post pleases me
>>35116882
Is Sir drawing a new comic this year?
Weighed dips
> the dip
>>35117032
I tried making 3 fedora threads today and they were instantly deleted. Like within seconds. Janitors stepping up their game.
>decline bench
Still did it
>>35117060
You on usa time ?
>>35117076
Yes CST.
>23 replies
>9 posters
Lots of samefagging.
>>35116886
This reply is now a meme on every /fit/ humor thread
>>35117076
>USA time
Holy shit
>doing flies
>still sitting
>>35116886
Anon gon give it to ya
I think most of cleaners are murican, you can usually see this threads early morning on utc 0
>running squats
>>35116886
Stay down OP. You just got knocked da fuck out!
>smokey.jpg
> leg extension
Legs the same length
>>35116886
Got 'em
>>35116886
Nice one Anon
[spoiler]I don't get it actually[/spoiler]
>squats
actually that one works pretty well
What the fuck has happened to /fit/ I feel like I'm watching a group of retarded teenagers circle jerking
>>35117239
>I feel like I'm watching a group of retarded teenagers circle jerking
Welcome to 4chan
Deadlift?
THE PULL
First world leg day problems haha
>>35116886
(you)
>>35116886
Nothin but the bottom of the net
>my feels while after leg day
>>35116886
Loving every laugh!
>>35116886
BACK TO REDDIT YOU FUCKING NORMIE SCUM
/fit/ humor threads, like the entire fuckin board, went to shit, didn't it
>>35117047
I giggled, fuck is wrong with me?
>>35116910
Apparently
>>35116886
>>35116904
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>>35116886
This is exponentially less funny than the first time.
>>35118112
So retarded they're lulzy. Shoutout to cute tomato
>>35118310
>exponentially
anon please stop reinforcing the meathead stereotype
significantly
no I don't do this face to face because I'm not a piece of shit face to face
but we're on the internet. I can be whatever the fuck I want
>>35116886
>>35116886
>>35116886
Kaboom.
>>35117060
JANITORS = GODS
>>35118797
>sophisticated satire intimidates me
>>35118155
>20151201
You know this QT?
>>35118813
I bet he calls himself morpheus or some other silly name.
>>35116886
>>35116886
DEVILISH
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>>35116882
>tfw board derailed
cmon fit
Tbh bruh
Ahahahaha, oh my God. The same shit that got posted every day for the past 4 years. never stops being fucking fresh!
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>>35119272
I don't have anything to contribute, just started hitting the gym and getting in shape two weeks ago because I was lurking /fit/ for a couple months. Thanks anons for actually posting relevant material, got anymoar?
>>35116886
>>35119358
Cheers man, that's how I got started after a 2yr hiatus at the gym, /fit/ got me back into it
>>35118813
what do clothes cost in the Matrix?
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>>35119572
wouldn't be complete without a spaghetti post
>>35119318
This, 1000x better than rage comics...this is what i came to see
>>35119318
>>35119318
all time favourite
>>35118155
Oh lordy
>>35116886
Damn son.
>>35118815
>>35119763
pretty sure i saw this pic while cruising for whoores on my local backpage desu
>>35119674
that reads just like a frank yang video
>>35120000
>nice quads
>>35118155
london?
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>>35116886
is this the new peeling banana?
>>35118357
Stop shouting out yourself faggot
>>35116886
gg cya l8r OP
>>35116886
kek
>>35116886
ah hahah BTFO!
>>35122819
thats sad and hilarious at the same time
>>35116886
>>35116882
MAKE IT STOP
>>35116886
>Replies: 93
> posters: 48
Cool
>>35116882
>new to lifting, just started going to the gym
>so DYEL that I'll still look like I'm there because of my new year's resolution
>>35123726
>being this new
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>>35123778
Leave the standup to the professionals.
>>35116882
>>35116886
>samefagging
if i want 1 rep i humor maxes
>>35124145
If I wanted maxes I'd one rep your humor.
>>35116886
Get fucked OP>>35116882
>>35116886
Face
>>35116886
RIP OP
found this on /b/
>>35116886
*fist bumps*
Requesting the Rich Piana Ben and Jerrys
Think it's called "Sundae you may"
requesting dick in my shit. Only old fags will know.
>>35125658
I hope I'll be able to smell it one day
>>35125658
one of the classics
>>35125333
The image here is a classic example of Campbell's monomyth, here showcasing "The Return".
The image is segmented to provide a linear sequence spanning a certain amount of time and thus telling a story.
The antagonist of the story is an overweight, sassy woman, the diamtric opposite of /fit/'s Nietzche-like ideas on self-determinism and an obligation to power. She is made to be unlikeable by being portrayed as fat and being given rude and offensive dialogue.
Throughout the course of the story, the overweight woman insults a thinner and healthier girl, implying that she kekolds the thinner woman. Afterwards, the thinner girls boyfriend who was just mentioned turns out to be Zyzz, and the two leave, leaving the fat woman to commit suicide.
This plays into the power fantasy of "The Return", and readers are supposed to self-insert as Zyzz, who was a popular Australian bodybuilder. The reader is to contrast their current mediocre life with imagining one where just the sight of the reader is enough to make a woman so jealous as to commit suicide. These feelings of being admired and wanted are designed to coutner the common feelings of isolation and unwantedness found amongst the 4chan community.
The coda to the story is a few panels where the overweight woman, now hanging from a rope, falls through the floor and supposedly causes as much damage as a "600 pound meteor". This serves to demonise the overweight woman, as well as subverting expectations and thus producing humour. Demonisation of the overweight contributes to feelings of community on this website, and also serves to reinforce cultural ideals about ideas like physical strength, personal independence and anti-political correctness.
This makes the joke funny.
>>35116886
>JEFF PLS GO
>>35116886
Going, going, gone. (My sides that is :D)
>>35125877
Quit samefagging
>>35126074
Hi OP! You still mad about getting btfo?
>>35122737
oh man nothing sucks more than this
>>35116886
Ca-CHING
>>35116886
This is the third thread in a row where someone has made that joke. If you aren't creative enough to where you can make your own joke and you have to steal one from a korean rice exchange board, then you should kill yourself by trying to lift my 1 rep maxes.
>>35117296
>1/3rd more weight
>>35116886
Boom headshot
>>35118463
without the sound, they look like they are suffering from being eaten up from the inside by parasites.
>>35126883
Except you can see in their faces that they're laughing.
>>35122819
>for small breeds
Not gonna make it
>>35117119
Only time that matters, shitskin
>>35125865
You know i thought you were being all serious and shit but then i saw the name.
That alone, makes it funny.
>>35116886
Damn right for the juggler
>>35119440
Damn this always gets me
>>35116886
OP on suicide watch
>>35116886
LOL
I Be bulking since I was 8, do you think I'm gonna make it ¿ how much muscle can I build while larping? I'm going to choose warrior class for more physical attributes
>>35116882
>n-no humo
>>35119646
I miss the days when /fit/ was fun.
>>35125865
you are a good person anon
>>35116886
Oh snap
>>35116886
>52 replies
>>35116882
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>>35116886
*nods respectfully towards you*
>>35116886
Got OP good!
>>35116886
fuckin rekt OP
>>35128624
finally a decent post in this shit tier wasteland
>>35125865
underrated
>>35116886
underrated
>>35120000
Am i really witnessing this?
>>35119440
>scooby pls help me
holy shit
>>35116886
>wife's son
>>35129060
you're such a fuck up anon
>>35120000
>>35125865
>2915 - 900 yrs
>trying this hard
>>35129581
Ha, lots of 4chan users are Reddit users and vice-versa.
>>35126780
>cardio before legs
Even more cringeworthy than le memes in the comic
>>35129625
I wouldn't know. But that's interesting. Now fuck back to reddit dyel.
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>>35129425
laughing out loud you all fell for it (it's a troll post)
>>35129655
absolute madman
>>35129655
U N S T O P P A B L E
>>35127129
Lol, ur a dumbcunt.
All time is measured in GMT aka UTC aka Zulu and started in the queens country
>>35129655 (checked)
>>35116886
dizzamn
>>35126780
>getting DOMS that bad
dyel faggot
>>35130190
>he doesn't go hard enough on leg day to get DOMS
>>35116886
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmm
>>35116886
BBSSSSHHHHHKKKKSSSSSHHHHHH
(noise an explosion makes when it's underwater]
>>35118155
Goddamn I remember her in that episode of the sopranos where she fucked Christopher. I masturbate that scene... I would chop off my pinky toe to have sex with her
>>35130438
What? When? I'm about to watch the last episode with my gf
>>35118387
If Y axis is "lack of humor" and x axis is "number of times joke is said", then that anon is right.
>>35130438
post link to said scene pls
>>35131159
Daaayyyyymmmmmm!!!
Morton those shoulders
>>35131257
Jeff pls go
>>35116886
you savage
>>35126608
Does anyone have a link or cap of the first instance the joke was used?
>>35125865
>Nietzche
He was a nihilist, why would he believe in self-determinism? Or anything, for that matter
>>35131159
Jeff pls
>>35131159
Joffrey literally makes me want to vomit
the reddit cancer is in full fucking force ITT
>>35123747
Scooby looks natty as fuck next to them
>>35116886
Proof I was itt (n this thred)
Hi Brian!
- signed future Brian
>>35125865
Very well written, thank you anon
>>35131473
Go back and reread the wiki on Nietzche. He wrote about nihilism, yes, but from the perspective of individual will and self determination.
>>35123747
Commander Shepard over scooby
>>35116886
>>35131988
>I was itt (in this thred)
>itt
>(in this thred)
YOU LITTLE FUCKING CANCEROUS SHIT
>>35116886
>came here to see something funny
>see OP get fucked
Today was a good day.
>>35123747
I forgot that Gregg Plitt died trying to outrun a train.
>>35116886
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlABFsv72Lg
turn the speed to 0.5x enjoy keks
>>35132963
Why do people like this faggot again
>>35132963
Watching this while listening to My Cherie Amour by Stevie Wonder is a fantastic way to give yourself the giggles
>>35130286
> he does legs once a month
> thinks he knows shit
>>35116886
plz stop
>>35116886
>>35116886
>>35116886
WOAH NELLY
>>35116886
New meme?
>>35128620
I'm sure aussies are behind this
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>>35129972
>(you)s
kill yourself my man
>go gym
>deadlift 102.5 kilograms for 5 reps for 5 sets
>see girl looking acquintance
>I ask: "have we been in doings before?"
>"I don´t think so", she say
>try be alfa male: "do not tell lie for me, I remember when girl so beatuful like you are beuotiful."
>she grin widely and say: "thanks you."
>I feeling asservite, because girl grin beuotifully and thanks
>"you know, I not this weak normal. I was in army for a lot of months, and there no time for lift iron. before me was apt to raise 200 kilograms from ground, lift like dead lift weigh."
>she say: "oh, you have been powerful."
>say to she: "if want went coffee, I able to take you. Never the less, you must pay for own coffee."
>she face not so happy no more, say: "I have man."
>begun feeling angry, as I have looked to she Facebook profile, and see: no man
>shout for she: "harlot!"
>droplets of tear crawl from her eyes
>she leave
>>35116886
>look mum I posted it again
>AND spent all day replying to my own comment
>>35118387
I don't know man, did you do the statistical analysis? Are you *sure* it's significant?
>>35133737
>not going hard enough on leg day to get DOMS
Opinion discarded.
>>35116886
Looks like the fat lady has sung bros.
>>35116886
>>35135260
you think doms is an actual indicator of how good you train your legs? get the fuck outta here bitch
>>35125865
what a load of shit!
theres no upvotes here faggot, piss of to where you came from
>>35135314
Lemme guess, new to lifting? Pro-tip: Don't skip leg day.
>>35116886
This guy has quips
What's with all this "Don't skip leg day! xD xD xD" and "Can't walk in the stairs :(" bullshit.
I thought you guys did SS.
I thought you guys were squatting 3pl8.
I thought you guys were here because you liked lifting, not to tell that highschool crush who never liked you that your "legs hurt like hell because you had a killer workout but the reason why you don't look big is because you trained your legs since you're a bodybuilder who doesn't skip legday." and hope she would finally notice you.
I thought you were the guys who had lost 50lbs of fat and then gained 50lbs of muscle, but I guess I was wrong all this time telling myself not to stop until 4/3/2/1.
Not to Stop until I looked like zyzz.
Not to stop until /fit/ said that I could stop.
I thought you were /fit/
>>35135737
They're just starting. Let them have their meemz.
>>35135076
Sides ascended to god knows where
>>35116886
Sides ascended to god (notice the lower case 'g') knows where
>>35125865
This is reddit now.
>>35116886
Aww shieeeeeeeeeet
does /fit/ have short term memory loss or something?
>>35116886
>>35135391
DOMS should only be felt when you are new to working out. The other kind of soreness you get is called acute muscle soreness. If you don't skip leg day you shouldn't be getting DOMS any more. If you do leg day once a month you will get DOMS. They are two completely distinct things and you have no fucking idea what you're talking about
>>35136262
>not going hard enough on leg day to get DOMS
>>35136275
yeah. for the first week
>>35116886
HE CAN'T BE STOPPED
>>35136284
New to lifting? Do yourself a favor and read the sticky before posting anything else.
>>35119674
She is my curry. I could stick to her forever, like chicken breast, and she makes life rich but motherfucker does she irritate me sometimes.
>>35116886
Wowzers
/r/ those pictures of teenagers on facebook calling their friends madmen for doing normal shit.
Not strictly /fit/ humor, but I saw it here.
>>35122737
>tfw you ruin your own climax
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>>35135871
Newfag detected
>>35119646
anyone have the picture of hte guy wearing his sisters panties and he comments about how he realized he looks better in them then her, the ends it with 'im a sexy cunt"
>>35137522
>Jews feed
>>35126608
why is the father bear kind of hot? am i furry now?
>>35136221
u dont know the game
>>35135309
mine doesnt either. but when im hard im seven inches so ive literally never had a complaint about my cock, except for one ex wouldnt let me stick it in all the way.
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>>35137565
Thanks man, I'll put these to good use.
>>35116886
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>>35116886
Bahahahahahahajahahahaha
>>35137565
Mirin dat squat form.
>>35116886
God damn
>>35119358
kekkked like a kike at the image
>>35132354
Story behind .gif?
