What's your gymbro/broette/bromo like /fit/?
What are you getting them for christmas?
>>35110836
nobody in alaska even lifts ;_;
>>35110836
My gym bro actually looks like this, weights 220lbs
My gymbro is my boyfriend.
For christmas I'm getting down on one knee and proposing to him.
>>35110883
Awesome desu. Good for you.
>>35110836
Epic gains competition between me and gymbro. He has skippet hangout day twice to go to the gym and workout more to get more gains than me. I do the same to him. A bit antisocial really. But them gains.
Getting him a proper watch for christmas. No homo. He's my bro.
>>35110836
He lifts a lot more than me but we're both on the same routine making consistent gains. I use his accessories sometimes too. Not getting him shit for christmas
>>35110883
Is his name "pretty boy" ?
Are /fit/izens as introvert as they seem? This thread is dying.
>tfw nobody has gymbros
>>35112445
I have a gymsis, do they exist?
she just goes do her cardio and butt exercises while I lift
we pretend to be a couple so that guys will leave her alone and girls will leave me alone
then we go to her house and play videogames, I usually have to wait for her to shower though, I do it at the gym but she prefers doing it in her house
>>35112654
Fuck her
Pretty cool spiderbro, kinda just hangs around and mires.
Getting him a compound bow and a ton of arrows, but since spiders can't shoot and he's too DYEL to do a 70 lbs pull anyway, I'm just gonna keep it safe for him.
>>35110836
Just go alone you raging faggot
god i hate people who need others to hold their hand
>>35112654
>so that guys will leave her alone and girls will leave me alone.
>and girls will leave me alone.
>leave me alone.
Dude, why?
Skelly af, hes the only person who can make a dyel like me look big. He barely benches 85 lbs yet people think he is in better shape than me bc muh abs. Im getting him 5 gallons of milk
>>35112654
you sound like a little bitch LOL.
>>35112787
> I am too ugly to have unwanted female attention therefore everyone else is also too ugly
>>35112841
Called it
posted this in another thread but it's more appropriate here:
>gymbro comes to my gym to lift with me sometimes
>follows my exact routine whenever he comes
>insists on always lifting slightly heavier or doing more reps
>starts getting tired about halfway into the workout
>form goes to shit but he refuses to lower weight or reps
I used to try and correct him but he just won't take the hint. He's been "going to the gym" for about 5 years now and I've been going for 10 months and we're almost equal in terms of size and strength now. I think he feels threatened by how dedicated I am and how I've actually made great progress whereas he's just been fucking around for years. I'm looking forward to fully surpassing him by summer. Anyone have a similar situation?
Anyways we'll probably just get each other some kind of gift card and weed like always.
>>35112867
he will snap his shit up if he isn't careful, talk to him man to man, if he docent desist then so be it.
im alone in the gym,the same am outside
>>35112841
Single? Twink? Pic pls.
>>35112908
Feels breh.
>>35112892
I'll try again next time. I don't want to seem like I'm nagging him, but I also don't want him to fuck his shit up. Plus he'd make better progress if he lifted properly.
It's just that he's been lifting so much longer than me and he feels like he knows more, which is pretty irritating to be quite honest.
>>35110883
congrats
I lift by myself so no one holds me back (not joking)
But I'm destined to date one of my lead blockers
It's going to be like a dream come true
>>35113051
You have a particular one in mind?
>>35110836
Im giving him a one way ticket to gainsville
>>35113078
That sounded naughty desu.
>>35113071
I'm looking into the future so there's no point in giving a name.
>Be me
>Gay guy at the gym starts giving attention from day one.
>Need a spotter so why not
>Gymbros and it's cool.
>Start hanging out outside the gym.
>Make it clear I'm not gay. He's cool with that.
>Friends mingle. My friends become his friends and so on.
>Need a new place to stay. He and another buddy gets an apartment together with me.
>He gives me backrubs after workouts, but he's a masseuse so not weird.
>He gives me gifts for no reason and cooks food for me.
>Hang out together most days
>Doing nothing for christmas so we plan on spending it together.
>He has booked a fancy restaurant.
I'm partly blaming /fit/ for this development.
>>35113201
sounds like you found yourself a wife
>>35113201
Is he cute
>>35113217
In a no homo kind of way, I guess. He's popular in the gay bars.
>>35113201
he's so obviously into you that it's stupid
if you're his friend you shouldn't make him suffer with expectation
either give him a good dicking or just end it
gifts and cooking is pretty much the display of peak of cock thirst for a sub vers
>>35113242
Nope. It's comfy. And he goes to clubs so it's not like he lacks attention.
>>35113216
I agree.
>>35113201
Sounds chill as fuck.
No homo
How much do you guys spend on Christmas gifts for your PT?
>>35113237
>He's popular in the gay bars.
Gay communities are small, and they mostly just all know and fuck each other. Meaning, if you plan on fucking this guy get some protection. The kind of gay who goes to gay bars and is "popular" is likely carrying something.
>>35113201
It's not gay if you make him a girl. Have him put on a dress then fuck her and be done with it.
>tfw I've tried getting my good friend into lifting, he's only interested in paleo to lose weight
>he's lost a ton of weight and gained it all back and then some a few times already in the past few years
>trying to get girlfriend to try lifting but she doesn't want to "get too big"
>tfw lifting alone in my garage
>>35113326
He's popular because people fawn over him, not because he's a cockslut. That's my impression anyway.
>>35113409
Someone's orientation doesn't automatically make them promiscuous
I'm more into serious relationships, although I'm not into polygamy
No other tops though obviously
There are more bottoms anyways
>>35113201
man im so gay but youve managed to sound like more of a faggot than i
>gymbro is literally my brother
>tfw
>>35113439
I agree with this. I'm glad he broadened my horizons a bit when it comes to the gay stereotype. He's no more sexually active than my other guy friends, but we're all still in the one-night-stands phase, so we're all single.
>>35113440
This is /fit/ so I'll take that a a compliment.
>>35113500
*as
>>35113500
I have too many admirers at the gym for me to even take any of them seriously
So I've been keeping to myself, I'm young but already think one night stands are pointless - I have hands.
I feel like these bitches want my soul anyways
I don't live by absolutes though, hoping someone makes me change my mind
>>35113611
You sound wise for a young man. I would choose women over hands though. With one-night-stands you can get the sex without all the drama of relationships. Yes, they want your soul, but you don't have to give it to them.
>>35113647
There's no such thing as no strings
Bitches are going to catch feelings
>>35113795
So? It's their problem not mine. And most of them get discouraged from stalking me when they meet my 'husband/wife'.
>>35113856
karma works in your love life too
>>35110836
>gym bro stopped going
>but then my gains exploded because i no longer had to deal with his shitty schedule/ cancellations
not sure how to feel
>>35113865
Hasn't caught up with me so far :)
>>35110839
Hay fuck you buddy the gym memberships up here suck dick.
>>35110836
I'm often the only person in my gym.
That and the 6/10 girl from the other department who I autistically sneek a peek at.
Fml.
>>35112445
My main gymbro died last year.
>>35114068
Feels
2 inches taller than me, but still 10lbs lighter. probably going to get him some protons, so he can finally put on some mass.
>>35110883
congrats m8
>>35110883
did you meet in the gym?
>>35114068
How did he die?
>>35113201
i wouldnt worry about it. unless hes normally angsty and prissy, you're not hurting him.
there's basically two types of homos. both fawn over their 'straight boyfriend'. both can end up being legitimately in love with you but...
one freaks out one day and breaks down and ends the friendship cuz he realizes you'll never turn gay (angsty prissy type)
the other just hopes to be the best man at your wedding.
hopefully yours is the latter.
I have a dedicated gym bro
For Christmas I'm going to let him have sex with my 7/10 desperate gf
>>35110836
Just broke with his gf. Getting him "The Game" book
>>35110883
congratulations
How did you guys meet your gymbros?
Lonelyfag here. Lifting is the only thing I enjoy anymore and finding someone to do it with would be nice.
>>35114803
It's weird to befriend someone in the gym unless it's a very small gym. Your best chance is to find someone outside and get them interested in lifting.
>>35113881
You should feel good. He was never cut out to make it and was only holding you back.
>>35114803
>>35115012
or join some sort of fitness related club, that brings in guys who are likely to lift, like a local sport, rock climbing, or something like that (btw this is why crossfit is so popular, it's like a fit people (/wanabe fit) hangout spot.
I don't have a "gymbro" because I train solo, but there are people I usually lift with if that makes sense.
There's always someone around to spot me if I need it and others ask me for help as well.
>>35110883
Don't forget to say no homo before you propose
>>35110883
way to emasculate him for life
>>35114375
snap city bitch, snap snap city bitch
>>35112445
I don't have a gymbro. Would appreciate one tho, although I doubt that anyone wants to hit the gym with me at 5.30 in the morning.
>>35114375
He was shot by a mutual friend.
>>35116070
That sucks man. So you basically lost two friends.
>>35113901
>Hay fuck you buddy the gym memberships up here suck dick.
just join the alaska club and come lift with me, you fag.
..no homo
..unless you want it homo
Holy fuck /fit/ has become so much more of a faggotfest since I last posted here. A year ago. I didn't think it was possible.
>>35116158
You naughty.
>>35116070
You a nignog?
>>35116164
>faggotfest
that's a good thing anon...
My Gymbro is a horrible cunt who needs to get his ass whooped it He proceeds to be a cunt.
>Be yesterday
>Go to Gym with Gymbro for Chest, Triceps, Shoulders exercise
>While I take on my Shoes He goes to fill his bottle
>Come in, Gymbro nowhere to be seen
>Prolly at the toilet - warm up
>Gymbro still not there and I need a Spotter for bench
>Say fuck it as there is no other lifter in the freeweights area and so without a Spotter
>Comes back in 30mins later with some guy I'm familiar with
>While we three are lifting my Gymbro trys to bash me next to him
>"Lmao his bench is better than yours anon you weak faggot"
>DYEL lifts 50kg
>Proceeds to bash me in every single movement with saying I do it wrong and calling me a Showoff
>Doesn't let me work properly and steps infront of me during Cable Flys
>Goes around expressing his strenght, flexing with his dyel friend and bashing me next to him
This piece of shit cocksucker holy shit. Every single lift of mine is ways ahead of his, fucker can't even do Dips, Pullups or any other Bodyweight exercises and his other lifts are atleast 10-20kg under mine. I flat out told him I'm gonna Beat the shit out of him when we walk home if he doesn't stop this.
Never again, never.
>>35116282
wtf are you retarded to let this happen lol
>>35116320
I'm more of a calm Person and I quickly took the hint that He wants to act cool and strong infront of his new "cool" friend. Could have knocked him out there and then but I know the Gymstaff and don't want trouble there.
>>35111779
>>35113017
>>35114136
>>35114795
the boyfriend hasn't said yes yet
>>35116347
So?
>>35116282
holy shit kill yourself you fucking beta
>>35116370
>Not wanting to get in trouble for a raging manlet
>Being a calm, mature Person who can live good enough with the knowledge of breaking every inch of his body if he is disrespectful ever again and making this clear to him.
Jolly Gee anon, some People just don't get threatened by subhumans
>>35116111
>>35116220
Yeah it sucks. Can't do much about it though.
No. All three of us were very white.
It was an accident.
>>35116513
What happened? Storytime?
>>35112445
I dont even have friends.
>>35110883
>someone actually made it
All the luck for you glorious bastard.
>>35116536
There's not much to tell. The two of them were out shooting one night. Dumbass jokingly points the gun at my friend and it goes off.
It was this light skin black dude that would eat like shit, lift less than me, skip 2 or 3 days at a time and still have way better aesthetics.
Fuck you DeAndre, from the DFW area.
>>35115856
>implying it's not a gay couple
>>35113201
lol you're friendzoning him
>>35110883
lol faggot
>>35116344
Hate that shit when your bro brings their friend and try to out alpha you.
>>35116412
You don't have to bring excuses that you're a beta my friend. Next time try to act like a normal person and simply tell him to fuck off, you don't even need to "knock him out and be in touble with the gymstaff".
All of my friends in this city go swimming instead of lifting, I only have a gymbro when I go across to the neighbouring city where my school friends are.
My long distance gymbro does a brosplit and I do an upper/lower split, but when we go to the gym it's either I help him with his diddy/squat form or he puts me through a bodybuilding routine. It's quite nice, we usually get high and play Bloodbourne afterwards.
>>35110883
Congrats lad, hope you two live and lift happy
>tfw no gymbro
>tfw too poor to be my own gymbro and buy myself a gift
>w-we're all gonna make it
Getting him some pink 1kg dumbells.
>>35110883
Literally just made my day
>>35112654
Same here bro. Except she lifts with me. Only annoying this is unloading weights for her. Other than that she's one of my best friends. She's very attractive, we have the same taste in almost everything. I'm married thooooooooo. And I think fucking would make shit awkward. She doesn't mind me making comments about her sweet joocy ass which is great because that's all I stare when she squats or does laying hamstring curls. Muh test in the gym
>>35113201
I hope you don't black out around him. I'm 11100000000% sure he's already raped you at least once.
>>35113201
Question.... if you were like super drunk, would you let him blow you?
Also, are you hot? Cuz this whole thing means nothing if you're uggo.
>>35117537
rape is a bit much
but if I were the gay I'd at least take a peek and get a little grope in
>>35114470
He's pretty laid back so I'm not worried. Have learned to avoid the drama queens. That shit gets messy.
>>35116795
Jep. I can understand why girls do it.
>>35117537
No, but I have woken up with him snuggling me in bed though. Pretty harmless stuff. He gets nightmares sometimes and sleeps better in my room.
>>35117578
Probably yes, to be honest. a bj is a bj, and I've been told he's good at it. It's gay to refuse a bj mate.
>>35117397
you need to do more with your life
>>35117623
>pretty harmless stuff
You're in denial faggot.
>scared of nightmares
Gayer than I thought.
>>35117630
Just make sure you say no homo before
>>35117669
Why am I in denial if he sleeps in my bed. I'm not the one who put him there, you know.
>>35117681
Lol. Yeah. I'll remember that.
>>35110883
b-but wait...isnt the guy supposed to propose?
>>35117693
You did by letting his faggotry continue. Queer. You'll let him suck your dick which will lead to putting your dick in his ass which will lead to love. I bet he's warm :3
>>35117819
Dude, he has nightmares and pretty bad ones too. Doesn't matter what sexuality he has, if a friend experiences shit like that and needs comfort I'll give him comfort.
>>35110836
>tfw go to gym alone
>tfw if i need a spotter i have to ask a rando, or get a day-pass for my non-lifting bf
;_;
>>35110883
FAGGOT ALERT
>>35118047
....have you read the rest of the thread? It gets worse.
>>35115809
kek
>>35117819
As long as he says no homo. Learn the rules, manlet.
>>35114470
>straightfags think our worlds revolve around their dicks
>omagad my gay friend totally wants to rape my cute butt
>tfw no gf
>mfw shit posted in this thread never happened
>>35118148
Why so mad queerfag? You need a hug?
>>35118167
not from a filthy breeder desu.
>>35118180
Not planning to breed senpai. Hug?
>>35110839
I lift. Anchorage DAC?
I lift at the dac if you wanna join. My bf goes to the akc, but I don't like that place cause it's so crowded.
>>35117991
...That's how you make a gymbro, m8. You ask a rando a few times, then you start hanging out. Just keep trying.
>>35112841
So is everyone else on /fit/
No homo
How do you guys even find gymbros? I Don't have any friends...
Lonelyfag. I just plug my earphones in and autistically avoid eye contact.
>finish my reps and stand up
>look up and have accidental eye contact with other lifter
>breddy gud looking too, no homo
>sperg, blush and look away
>whythefuckdidiblush.png
^^Basically each day. Only times I open my mouth is to ask to work in or grunts of acknowledgment.
>>35110883
you gay or sumn nigga?
>>35112755
stupid hick
Did everyone from alaska leave?
>>35112654
B E T A O R B I T E R
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>none of my friends will lift with me because theyre all nerds and weebs
feels bad
>>35119732
He's gay.
I've done the same shit with my straight girl friends, when they want some beta to stop chatting them up i pretend to be her boyfriend.
