Rage at the gym
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So my buddy, his girl and myself were at the gym today. My buddies girl works a ton and is really motivated to go to the gym when she is able to, she is definitely on the way to making it.
>Arrive at gym with crew, it is leg day for fit bros.
>Buddies girl goes to cardio machines whilst we get started on calves.
>getting in good lifts when fit brachette comes over to us to escape creeper
>she has already told him to leave her alone and he won't stop following her
>buddy gets pissed, but calmly approaches creeper and asks him to please not approach his girl anymore
>we tell her it is all good to go
>resume gains for all members
>fit brachette is now using standing leg press machine
>creeper positions himself right behind her at the quad extension machine
>cannot believe his audacity, chalk it up to maybe he really needs to do legs
> finally fit brachette comes over to us and decides to work in legs
>motherfucker comes right next to us immediatly after she moves to lift with us
>initiate death stare
>he looks down but keeps glancing over at her
>buddy is pissed now, starts to call him out in front of everyone
>"I- I'm not f- following her"
>bullshit, he has already approached her at the gym before
>This time he is just more audacious
>we both castigate the fat autist till he leaves the gym in shame
>finally get a good lift in
The gym is a place to better yourself. If a conversation happens to start between two people at the gym and it leads to either friendship, tutelage, or a relationship, that's fine. But approaching someone and following them around? My buddies girl was definitely upset, and I want her to keep going and not have to worry about autists at the gym.
My friend would have torn him in half as well. We are both pretty big dudes, I can't imagine what he was expecting to happen.
Anyone else got stories?
Not really. my gym is a pretty reasonable place
>>35110716
We were at an L.A. fitness man... That's as reasonable as it can get. There are hotties everywhere, and sometimes I can't help to look. But I never creep and keep on gaining.
>>35110702
What sort of fucking retard does that? Describe the guy op
>>35110702
Sharing gains with someone.
Nikka, ain't gonna make it.
>>35110702
fuckkkk you this shit happened to me.
>go to gym after work
>terrible idea as the 9 - 5'ers flood the gym like teen girls at a jb concert
>working on biceps but need a bench
>see one unoccupied movable bench
>move it one of the only open areas
>cool, start working on rows and then supersetting with some bicep shit
>as i sit to cool off for rest, i notice a pair of asscheeks right at my 12
>"fuck.... "
>look up at who the cheeks belonged to
>grill giving me the nastiest meanest glare
>then her freidn gives me the same glare
>they leave about a minute or so later
could've been a coincidence, maybe he was working on legs.
>>35110729
He was probably 6'1"
240lbs
Balding and fat
Wearing a full tracksuit, pretty baggy too
Guy was a complete autist
For reference:
I'm 215lbs 6' and my buddy is basically the same. Pic is me.
>>35110730
Nigga I've already made it
Olympic level wrestler here
Working on leaving humanity now
>>35110738
Normally I err on the side of caution. But this guy had approached her two other times trying to strike up conversation a few weeks ago. It seemed pretty obvious.
Also fuck those girls, they have a chip on their shoulders.
>>35110744
What are your stats?
>>35110763
i dont know what their deal was but yeah, no more going to the gym right after work for me.
>>35110768
I know I can bench 405lbs, probably closer to 445lbs maybe. Have not pr'ed in a bit.
For squat...Fuck I'm not sure. I do a lot of leg work but never do free squat so I save my back.
Can do roughly 40-50 pullups in a row, maybe more.. I'll have to check.
Inclined bench I've done 335lbs, probably can do more...
A lot of dumbbell work and machines for legs.
I know that's a bit of an ambiguous reply haha
>>35110791
Don't let them bring you down! Get big and make it, then ignore them!
>>35110702
ITT a roiding bro abuses an innocent beginner because the tren has made him paranoid irrationally angry
>>35110799
Hmmm, what do you leg press then?
I want them j00cy legs breh
>>35110744
Do you think he makes bearmode and manlet threads on /fit/?
>>35110799
you don't deadlift?
>>35110807
OP's pic is natty.
I should know, I'm 5'11 220lbs and look almost like him (with a higher bf%)
>>35110807
Lol claims roiding immediately due to own inadequacies.
Go home manlet.
>>35110818
275lbsx15, 365lbsx15, 455lbsx15
365lbsx15, 455lbsx15, 545lbsx15
455lbsx15, 545lbsx15, 635lbsx15
This is all mixed in with 1000ish reps of calves at heavy weight. Single leg press machine x45x3 heavy weight. Hammy machine mid weight x3x45. Keigle machine thingy x45x3 good weight. Opposite keigle mavhime thingy x45x3. And more calves...
>>35110807
op is on trt,legal
>>35110799
>elite level bench press
>haven't PRd in a while so it's probably 20kg higher
Yup. Confirmed roider. It's laughable you think you can hide it desu.
>>35110825
I hope not, if so it would be nice if he could explain himself further.
>>35110831
No way, I used to, but even with proper form I'm afraid I might mess up my back. I wrestled for a long time and it has taken its toll on my back and knees. They are just now starting to feel 100% better.
>>35110851
Fuck me, and I was wondering why 352lbs 3x8 wasn't getting me jack, gotta up my reps
>>35110807
>roider
op is tiny let alone being suspect of roiding
lmao youre embarrassing yourself isley
>>35110866
This. Who are you trying to fool OP?
Anyone who believes he is natty is a fedora wearing cookhold.
>>35110702
I know how she feels I had to switch to a home gym because guys just refused to leave me alone. They'd constantly try and give unwarranted advice constantly stare and try anything to get my attention. It's the most annoying thing in the world. I'm in my sweat pants covered in sweat with no make up trying to lift. I'm in no mood to be talking to guys. What is it about gyms that brings the creepers out?
>>35110837
This
>>35110855
Don't fuck with tren mate, it is lame.
>>35110866
Sir, I competed at the olympic level in wrestling. I know how to train my body to it's fullest potential and diet so that my body has everything it needs. Just because I'm not obsessed with my stats does not make me a roider. People like you cannot accept that there are people who train their asses off and get great results. By the way, I've seen athletes who put me to shame and are def natty.
>>35110878
Thank you, if I was roiding I'd be giant.
>>35110886
Not sure what hold the cook has
>>35110887
Honestly, I appreciate how women look in the gym. Sometimes I slip up and look, it happens, but I'm not trying to hook up at the gym. I just want to get in shape, and applaud others who are trying to do the same.
>>35110887
It's just what men are like. I don't even fault them for it anymore. I've gotten used to men everywhere staring at me and trying to do shit to get my attention, I don't consider it creepy or weird anymore, just a part of life. It is really inconvenient when they talk to you though, especially if they're persistent and can't take a hint. Home gym is the only option for an attractive grill if you want a talk-free, flirt-free workout experience.
>>35110904
>my diet and training are really good
>and I work really really hard
>harder than you could ever do
Heard it all before lad. Your lying is despicable. I know you're enhanced. Stop deceiving newbies.
>>35110933
b my gf
;-;>>35110887
>>35110936
Lol, you are as deluded as those sea cows who think they are athletes. You believe that because someone performes well they are enhanced. I'm sorry but life actually happens, and I've seen athletes who would make you question god based on their athleticism and looks.
I'm beginning to think you are just fishing.
>>35110702
Between the 3 of you nobody has a phone, and you come to post this without pics? I call bullshit no woman would ever be farther than arms reach from her phone and facebook especially at the gym. Nice blog btw.
>>35110887
where else would you see a high concentration of women in leggings and or tight clothing.
im not saying i hit on women, actually i avoid them at all cost, but guys tell me shit like "hey, man, just go talk to her. you never know, maybe she might like you."
it's not being a creeper, you prude. it's just the way we re raised.
>>35110963
O.o it is not even that great of a story. I just came to share my rage and hate for creeps. And I don't plan on filming some autist at the gym. I'm not addicted to my phone. I don't even listen to music when I lift, just talk to my bro.
>>35110967
You gotta wait for confirmation bro. Eye contact and smiles mean maybe you can strike up a convo. You gotta respect that the gym is full of fit betas, that means most people want to be left alone.
Have any of you considered that OP is lying through his teeth about the 400+ bench, as opposed to roiding? Seems much more plausible.
Don't me wrong OP, you've got a good physique but I seriously doubt you're benching 400+. I think you're natty though it still looks like you've worked super hard.
>>35110954
So have I mate.
But typically they're much rarer than people who just use gear and do a brosplit, like you, and so based on probability you're a roider.
It's the conjunction of trains like an idiot and performs well that makes me so confident.
>>35110993
Yo Isley what are you current stats man?
>Height / Weight
>Bench
>OHP
>Squat
>Dead
>Curl
pls respond
>it is illegal to look at someone
Maybe she should stop being a slut and wear less revealing clothes?
The whole "help babe there's a creeper loooking at me" "ok babe I WILL DEFEND YOU! HEY MISTER CREEPER STOP LOOKING AT MUH GIRL" is textbook douchebag behavior.
If the guy didn't touch her, he literally did nothing wrong. Deal with it. Bitch is not some kind of goddess people need permission to look at, even though I assume Chad thinks that way.
>>35110986
So I had a small convo with a qt at my gym the other day and it went ok, as I was leaving she smiled and said goodbye and then next day I was there I saw her walking in as I was leaving and she stopped turned to me and again smiled and said hi, would I be a creeper if I asked her for a coffee?
>>35110967
I actively encourage men not to use the "just go talk to her" advice, especially in places such as the gym. Men and women are just different, and "liking" someone is very different. For many men, liking a girl is as simple as finding her attractive. For many women, it's way more about confidence and personality. Which means unless you are exceptionally good looking (like, top 1% of your local population), she won't automatically be interested in you on sight. There's a chance you could talk to her and woo her during the conversation if you are sociable, but let's face it, the majority of guys on /fit/ are not and will just make a fool of themselves. The gym is just a terrible place to initiate for many reasons, I could go on more but idk if anyone even gives a fuck about the autistic opinion of a self-proclaimed grill.
Picking up girls is so easy once you open your eyes to how girls actually work, as opposed to how men think they actually work. I'm a lesbian and I honestly have no problem getting dates/sex even with a limited pool of potential partners, and I never approach girls on the street or at the gym. You guys aren't ugly or even that aspie, you just go about it the wrong way.
>>35111001
183cm/98kg
130 plus or minus 2.5
No idea
212.5kg
285 plus or minus 5
No idea.
>>35110990
True, but I have to agree that it would seem more likely that I am a roider than a liar on /fit/..... Or maybe both haha
>>35110993
Confirmed fishing, I can only defend myself so much on the internet. Wouldn't it make sense that an olympic level athlete could pull those numbers (assuming I'm telling the truth)?
I am proud of myself and my natty gains. It makes me sad that you are so quick to assume the worst.
>>35110763
>Olympic level wrestler here
name?
>>35111013
I think it would be appropriate to make contact a little more. Strike up a deeper conversation, if she goes along with it then pursue.
>>35111015
respond pls
>>35111015
>>35111044
God dammit
>>35111013
>>35111017
Are you seriously debating me with a track record like that? My god, where did you learn about fitness? I myself got a full ride scholarship to a D1 college and went on to learn from other olympic athletes and trainers. I have been in shape for 15 of my 22 years of life.
I'm out, don't even try to keep up the debate. I'm embarrassed that I was defending my honor against a newb.
>>35111017
Thanks bro keep up the good work great stats
>>35111025
Which Olympics did you go to? What weightclass were you? Where did you finish? I don't beleive anything you're saying.
It'd have to be London, and either shw or the heaviest class. And either USA or CAN. Which means you're one of only four people.
>>35111057
OP fuck off. You have zero proof that you're some D1 athlete or any of that bullshit. You have your pic, that's it. Good physique but just shut the fuck up about the rest of it.
>>35111031
I'm not giving a name on 4chan...
However I did not compete for the U.S. and competed at 85kilos
>>35111074
Wight class is 84kg.
Abd that either makes you Jake Herbert or Andy Hrovat.
And given your hilarious callowness it'd have to be Jake Herbert.
>>35111066
So many assumptions, just because I was at the olympic level does not mean I competed at london. I was eligible for a spot on the brackets at the london Olympics. I however did not go, I have competed many times at the international level and was an all american in hs. >>35111072
There will be no proof, but it is fun to watch you guys debate from my side.
Also meant to say 84kilos
>>35111082
You beat me to it, meant to type 84kilos.
Jake is close to his 30's by now
Also you really don't know much about citizenship and the ability to compete for other nations...
You are going to have to trust me
>>35111100
You ever been in a street fight?
>>35111107
Nope, no need to really. Avoiding a fight is always best.
I have trained in other martial arts like boxing and muay thai though. I think fighting is a lot of fun, just my brain is worth more than a few extra bucks.
>>35111057
Those are probably kg
>>35111114
Do you think you could win a fight if you were outnumbered by 2 or 3 people?
>>35111117
That means he can only bench 286lbs..
He is in shape, but still a pleb.
>>35111129
I'd honestly try and get away from a scenario like that. But if it was unavoidable, I like my chances compared to someone without my experience. You have to throw punches, elbows, kicks and knees if you are outnumbered. You can't wrestle someone to the ground to just get whomped by the others. Unless you are proficient at throws...idk I think about it from time to time, I would rather a 1v1
>>35111149
k pls be safe
>>35110702
>training upper body
>all workout glance over and notice this autist half my height staring at me
>every exercise, he's barely working out, just staring at me wide-eyed
>in the middle of lat pulldowns
>autist comes up mid-set
>can see him in my peripheral vision signalling
>continue set and ignore
>starts yelling, can hear over music
>stop to see if he's having a stroke
>"h-hey, what's your name?"
>tell him my name, introduce myself, chat about what we do
>still staring at me wide eyed
>cringing internally but I can sense it took a lot of courage for him to approach so I'm polite
>"so femanon, I think you have a really beautiful face and wouldn't mind sketching it sometime?"
>still staring wide eyed
>tone of voice made it sound like he was going to skin me and wear my face as a mask
>"oh, thank you so much! But unfortunately no, I'll see you around it was nice meeting you!"
>go back to working out
I still see him around occasionally but I avoid eye contact because I just feel sorry for him.
>>35111165
That's pretty bad, I think the gym should have international rules thus:
1. If you are ignored be on your way
2. Don't fucking stare at people
That's it
2 is more important than 1 because I never know if some guy is trying to stare me down, hit on me or just watching. It is comfusing.
>>35111165
Good story m8. As you said, if he's so shy, talking to you was a big acomplishment, at least he got over his spaghetti.
>>35111156
>>35111136
I have a medal in the deadlift from junior worlds so like
Whatever.
>>35111181
Yeah, unless you're mirin someone's weight/technique you shouldn't be staring. I actually like it when people stare when I'm doing heavy, it gives a boost, and a reason for them to stare.
>>35111198
This is true. I wasn't rude, it was just very uncomfortable.
>>35111211
why is your bench shit mate?
>>35110904
>Sir
*sips dianabol*
>>35111436
286 bench is not a shit lift you DYEL faggot pleb goblins
>>35110807
>based Isley
>laying down the smack down
>tfw you will never be a beginner again, and getting defended by my husbando on a Japanese frog poaching board ;_;
>>35111562
IT IS COMPARED TO HIS OTHER LIFTS YOU FUCKING MONGREL SON OF A CUNT
>>35110702
>We are both pretty big dudes
>be me
>trying to leave fatass mode
>cardio bunny hogging all equipment
>3 reps, shitty form, 5 min rests draped on gear, mfw
>get impatient, try to give death glare
>cardio bunny's bf bullies me out of gym
>never going to make it brehs
>>35110702
I Personally, want you to keep doing it show your dominance.
Just promise us you will come crawling back and post about next time you confronted someone and got laid out.
This is the most insecure autistic post i've ever seen on /fit/ and I saw almost ever supermang thread.
>my buddy
>crew
>calves
>brachette
>creeper
You sound like an incredible fag. I'd stare at your "buddy's" girl all I want and if he said anything to me I'd knock him out, then I'd do you too.
>>35111548
Laughed a little
>>35111562
It is pretty low right!?
>>35111612
You don't deserve to make it
>>35111620
Lol he is like some superhuman kung fu master. I don't think he will get laid out sadly, too tough.
>>35111548
Ma'am.
*Tips fedora*
>>35111642
Lol you would get fucked up, guaranteed that once you get hit you cower like the bitch you are.
Similar story different ending,
> first year into lifting
> doing hammer curls with bro's
> swagsquad with comet cardio bunnies approach
> proceed curling like the true curlbro's that we are
> swagsquad starts copying exercises while glaring at us
> laughinggirls.jpg
> not laughing at us?
> swagsquad struggling to even curl 1/4 of our weight and with terrible form
> laughinggirls is directed at their own swagsquad
> "why can't you lift those weights? those guys can"
> death glare turns to shame, swagsquad shreeks and leaves
> feelsgoodman
>>35111736
I hope this story is true
Yeah I get pretty mad at this one guy.
>he wears tights even though he only squats 1,5 pl8 and a way too big singlet
>hums to himself
>gives me this smug look when he presses 0,5 pl8
>today was so fucking happy just because he finally deadlifted 2pl8
>shouted and hyped himself after 5 reps
This person is me.
>>35110702
the fuck's a brachette?
female version of brah?
sounds more like a type of french bread
>>35110702
>We are both pretty big dudes
for you
>>35111677
Say that to my face, faggot
>>35111972
These stories are so fucking autistic.
>Dis guy does tings
>he is rly gay and fat
>he makes me mad
>BUT HE WAS ME DA WHOLE TIEM
Fucking autistic retard
>go to basement
>workout
>listen to audible
>go upstairs and shower
fuck gyms
>>35110702
>pretty big dudes
>starting with calves
Pick one and only one.
>>35111015
so enlighten us on how girls actually work and how we should approach them I'm genuinely curious seeing as how my cold approach game is weak.
>>35112907
Sounds like a lung infection.
>>35111015
>I'm a lesbian
>Giving advice out on how to pick up girls for straight men.
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Looks themselves have many of times gotten a girls attention for me. If a trollfaced fedorafreak approached a girl with his fantastic personality I'm sure he'd still be shot down for an autismo handsome guy.
When you're at a social event (bar, party, ect.) Women arent thinking " hey he must have a great personality". 90% of the time they're thinking "Wow. This guy is attractive, I hope he talks to me." So please, get the fuck out of here with your bullshit.
>>35113075
Take a deep breath and calm down, my man.
>>35114680
She's right. You're wrong. Deal with it.
>>35110799
How is your bench so high but your chest is so small?
>going to the gym with a "crew"
all you faggots are is annoying and wasting peoples time.
do you need your bros to wipe your ass too?
>>35114838
You should really only go with one other person if not by yourself.
>>35111017
>130kg bench
is that a typo?
>>35114774
>Spotted the unaesthetic fedora
>>35114937
Learn from lesbians friend. They found the grail decades ago.
>>35115000
Lesbians go for other lesbians. They have no idea what a straight woman wants. A majority of lesbians are also ugly butch dykes or hipsters. No thanks. Sweet trips tho
>>35115083
Buahahahahahahahahahahahaha
