Batman Benches 4 plates /fit
those are 100 lb plates
>>35108921
wait can any1 bench press around 900 lbs and still be able to wipe his own ass?
GLLB
Glub
All this benching and he can't even lift a bloody log..
Isn't that Tony Stark?
>>35108984
nop thats Bruce Wayne
Safety pins are too low
>>35108815
Who the fuck drinks wine out of the bottle? Disgusting whore, I hope batman tears that shit up.
>>35109058
Is he a x men or avenger?
>GLLB
>GOOD LUCK LIFTING BATMAN
GLLB
>>35108815
she is thirsty mirin bats.
>>35109111 thats batman moron.
he's shown to bench more in canon
>>35109111
Well played.
>>35109125
>Being this easy to bait
>>35109154
>>35109153
>20 mile run. Last week's time was 4:50 per mile. Need to better that by half a minute.
As insane and ridiculous as the rest of it is, I was almost with it until that. Mainly because the rest of it is extremely impressive but borderline believable for a 220 lb Olympic level athlete and world class martial artist.
>>35109199
>220 lb
the way he is drawn he looks a lot bigger than 220lbs
>>35108815
that thirsty stare tho
>>35109153
>deadlift 7x5
YOU'RE NOT DOING THE PROGRAM
>>35109199
>4:50
>minus 30
>4:20
>>35108815
>>35109199
Isn't batman roiding hard? I always assumed he was on permablast to give him an extra edge. Wouldn't he be able to run ridiculous speeds with roids?
>>35108815
I'm sick and tired of these comics portraying unrealistic lifting standards as the norm
>>35109086
Warm up set. He'll set them when he goes heavy.
>>35109537
Said no man ever.
>>35109594
ma nigga.
>>35109529
i guess 5 billion gives him access to some special roids maybe. extremely good ones.
>>35108815
>>35109537
They're comics, they're meant to surpass human limitations. It's for entertainment. If you read this and actually believe you can just "train" like batman and effectively bench 4pl8's for reps, then you're just delusional
>>35109230
He's clearly a manlet if he can bench 900 lbs.
>>35108815
She has some ass even for a comic book
>>35109612
And yet bane exists. Bane exists specifically to demonized ped's.
>>35109090
She's a giant dyke so...no.
He didn't.
Her girlfriend probably did though.
And batmans supposedly banging some technically legal barely literate eurasian ninja girl now. So...yeah.
>>35109537
Nothing about the unrealistic body standards huh?
The thing is, No one would have any problem with any of this if american comic creators weren't such navel gazing circle jerkers.
They need NEED to show how that's tough as fuck too nigh impossible for the average person to give it weight(no pun intended).
If not then it's just meaningless stupid bullshit that hurts the readers gives false ideals of fitness.
But that's okay, like I said, comics is just something that a handful of degenerate comic geeks read and stuff like this is so normal that they don't even think about it anymore.
>>35109655
Nice bowflex and shit tier bench rack noob. Confirmed bumper plates.
>>35109086
>Implying Batman needs safety pins
>>straight batman
>>not a batman 7 inches deep in robin's boypussy
I don't think he has perfect form
>>35109123
underrated post
>>35109734
>630lb deadlift
>injures delts
what/???/
>>35109770
They know FUCK ALL about exercise or how the body works.
If anything he'd have fucked his back up or better yet torn a bicep.
>>35109734
Batman lifting belt nice
>>35109787
that is pretty cool
>>35109662
explicitly, yes, but i've always thought of him as symbolic of The Shortcut, or a quick and dirty way of doing things; oppositional to batman in method and mindset- which is why he's reliant on/addicted to the material external.
he's also supposed to represent pride, which is why he always undermines himself.
he is what breaks the strong.
>>35109663
im a degenerate. but degeneracy is kinda... a special sauce- good seasoning, bad as the main dish.
i also enjoy hallucinogens
>>35109734
>that dead lift form
>>35109770
630lb on the bar, so 675lb deadlift.
still babyweight for someone who benches 4pl8
>>35109230
Actually, I was wrong, he's not even 220. He's 6'2, 210 according to canon.
This is what happens when you let dyel manlets write canon. They don't even know how to e-stat properly.
>>35109810
>implying you can even see it
unless you are implying his hips were too high, in which case, DYEL?
>>35108942
Alfred does that
>>35109655
>training a Japanese Batman
does this not sound strange to anyone else
>>35109823
he's just shredded at 5% bf brah
>>35109824
His right arm is outside his right leg
His left arm is inside his left leg
You're a retard
>>35109111
Defender
>>35109199
Yeah a 4:20 per mile is definitely ridiculous, but what's worse is that running 30 minutes a day, and then only a 20 miler one day of the week? Yeah that won't improve your time at all, if anything it would go down.
>>35109529
>Isn't batman roiding hard
Yes. He's basically taking a form of Venom without any side effects.
>>35108921
I was gonna say batman can obviously bench way more but your explanation seems legit
>>35109831
Current Batman is goes pretty far down the rabbit hole. There's like a whole batfamily now. Like 5 robins/nighthawks, 3 batmans, 4 batgils/batwomen and whatever else the fuck I'm missing.
>>35109786
Ive heard that underhand grip has a better chance of tearing your bicep. Would not like to experienxe that
>>35109824
>bar out in front of his feet
>>35109899
jesus christ that's nuts
>>35109899
what are you talking about? Nolans Batman is what really happened. everything else is exaggeration and fan fiction.
>>35109920
You also have redhood, which is literally one of the Robins brought back to life who went on a rogue killing spree, but is now a good guy again.
>>35109862
He's Batman brah
>>35108815
gllb
>>35109937
Honestly, I didn't mind the Nolan movies up until the third one. What a fucking mess that was.
>>35109920
No its bat shit insane
what's this new gllb maymay
>>35109947
first one > third > second.
and i mean all three of them are up there and no i do not think that second sucks. but look at it this way in third one while batman was away every criminal in gotham was loose and basically arkham city was going on.
>>35109963
>third>second
what.
How could you rank third in front of anything?
>>35109937
>>35109947
he lost me at the 3rd as well
-it was a long-ass movie about gotham city with 22min of overall batman screen time
-fucked the bane origin
-fucked thalia al ghul
the 1st was the best, except for the "is ras al ghul immortal? are his methods supernatural?" the answer is yes, and fucking yes.
>>35109968
I just enjoyed it. a lot. maybe my brain is differant that yours but it sure got high on that movie.
>>35109978
1st was amazing. in many ways.
>>35109978
>fucked thalia al ghul
literally or figuratively speaking?
>>35108815
Obligation
>>35110035
mad british banter
>>35109090
It's fucking Catwoman. You'd throw Catwoman out of bed you faggot?
>>35109230
>>35109823
> 6'2, 210
So, like Arnold in his post-BB days?
>>35110069
I see what you did there. The problem is, Arnold is the king of manlets. No, really, he is. I still love the fucker, he's the grandfather of /fit/ but he's struggling with 5'11. Wikipedia lists him at 5'10. He was e-statting before e-statting existed.
He wore lifts in his shoes to pass as 6'2. It worked. Y'all short fuckers could learn from him.
Also, he was 210 in Stay Hungry (and he won a Golden Globe for that shitty shitty role in that shitty movie, bless him). I don't know what he was for Conan but he appears 20+ lbs heavier in that pic. Definitely on cycle.
>>35110008
Thought I was on /tv/ for a second
>>35110090
>posting a pictrure of an Arnold pushing 70 as proof
You know old people shrink, right? Look at this. Ronnie is 5'11 and Arnold is much taller than him.
>Wikipedia lists him at 5'10
wot? Wikipedia lists him as 6'2.
>Definitely on cycle.
kek, he's not gymbro. Pro-BBers are on that there perma blast.
>>35108815
Looks like he's doing skullcrushers.
>>35109640
>They're comics, they're meant to surpass human limitations.
they are fucking retarded that is.
super rich guy? ok. gets a sense of justice after parents died? that's also ok. got trained by dope ass ninjas and is able to buy super technological gear and be an amazing strategist at the same time? those are his powers. benching an absurd amount of weight without breaking a sweat, having ridiculous amount of stamina, toughness, pain resistance, knowledge on every field ever, being an accomplished engineer, being good looking, good at convincing people, attractive personalities, knowing 10 languages fluently or insert whatever bullshit they made up that bruce wayne can do, come on. can't super heroes just have one or two super powers? why do they have to be perfect in every other way? even superman has engineering and survival skills and can fight guys even without his powers or whatever. american comics are total bullshit.
>>35110137
ronnie's barefoot there brah. there's entire sites dedicated to arnold's actual height
>>35110008
top glub
both i guess
>>35110164
>ronnie's barefoot there
Even so the height difference is too great given that Arnold is leaning forward. Besides, just look at how much bigger Arnold's bone structure is, his skull is noticeably larger.
>there's entire sites dedicated to arnold's actual height
autists gonna autism
>>35109824
The bar is like 50cm away from him, DYEL?
>>35109090
I'm doing that right now.
>>35109734
>Deadlifting 675lbs without mixed grip
>>35110147
There are plenty of flawed DC capes. Batman and Superman are intended to be the two that really aren't because they are the kings. Whats so bad about the 'worlds finest' being the worlds finest.
nobody else in the bat family comes close to bats, they are more specialized.
>>35110210
what do you say about the fucking flash? he learned engineering by reading a book and built a fucking perfect apartment or whatever. and lobo was a genious scientist in his teens who killed his whole country with a school science project.
>>35110205
weakling
>>35109199
4:50 is believable though thats on track for a little over the marathon WR (about 2 hours) and he is running 6 less miles than them. Maybe his goal is unrealistic, but if Batman doesn't strive for impossibilities he won't improve as much. Thats why people with brad pitt fight club goal bodies will never make it.
>>35110137
Hes wearing shoes
> lifts
>>35110147
>>35110147
Dude, I don't know jack shit about comics but even I know enough to call out your bullshit.
Batman's powers are that he has a bunch of fancy gadgets? Get the fuck out, just fucking google batman and spend 2 seconds reading about him instead of basing your knowledge off 1 movie you saw
Superhero comics are generally awful at depicting anything fitness related.
>>35110137
As others have already mentioned, he's wearing shoes there. Elevator shoes, to be exact.
He definitely cycled off (or slowed to a cruise) for Stay Hungry.
>>35109655
these pictures motivate me, got moar?
>>35109899
This was back when he was trying to franchise as well so past his actual "Family" he was also funding other international heroes who fit the Batman state of mind. Including an Argentinan, a Congolese, and a French.
>>35109679
Jesus fuck, that image
>>35108815
thats a jm press
>>35110331
what's funny is that current bench wr's are far above what these comics show
>>35108815
I love the cut those panties GLLB Girl has. When is that shit coming back in fashion?
Not that chicks show me their underwear...
>>35110331
>dat swole chin
mirin
>>35109679
Wow, that is fucking awesome.
Someone needs to shoop George into this gif.
>>35110455
Well this guy looks much more interesting than the nigger Batman.
>>35110556
fuuarrrrkkkk muh dick, just got a nostalgia boner
>>35110147
lol pathetic
>>35110205
>falling for the mixed grip meme
>>35108815
he's not benching, he's doing skull crushers.
look at his elbows
>>35109831
sounds GOATto me
>>35110755
I had the same thought, initially. But sometimes people fuck around moving their hands around in the process of finding the right grip. I'd say that's the what he's doing there. Or could be doing there. What he's really doing there is nothing but the picture was drawn by a dyel artist.
>>35108815
Closegrip no less.
>>35109086
4 u
>>35108815
he probably abuses the most expensive steroids on the planet though, because his superpower literally is privilege.
Impressive gains over the years.
>>35109663
>She's a giant dyke
I didn't read comics but from the old movie with Michelle Pfeiffer I wouldn't say so at all.
>>35109813
>counting in the bar
are you stupid?
>>35109111
got em
>>35108815
look at his arms, he's doing skull crushers lads.
>>35111073
>not touching chest
never gonna make it
>>35109181
Movie?
>>35111029
Kek
>>35109827
kekorino keker
>>35111222
The Departed (2006)
>210lbs
>95kg
>while looking like that
Why are videogames and comics ALWAYS so retarded about weight?
>>35109655
wow horrible grip, gonna snap his wrists
But batman can only bench 100 pounds according to this comic enthusiast
>>35111324
The important question is why the fuck were they playing on pc
>>35111324
>>35111344
what would batmans weight realistically be?
Hes 188cm
>>35111324
>200lbs
>90kg
>while looking like that
Also, Batman is wearing padded armor.
>>35111352
250-270.
>>35111369
You're insane. Prime Lou was 275lbs and he's 6'5.
>>35111381
damn he looks like shit in that pic, no way he looked that bad
>>35111390
I hope you're baiting.
>>35111334
O bby. Do you know her name, man? I tried GIS, but it just turned up some Indians and pic related.
>>35111391
I guess it's just the angle
i wish i could get into comics, but they often get so ridiculous.
Hellblazer is the only comic i can actually stand.
>>35111369
Yeah maybe with WWE stats.
>>35109827
lol
>>35110553
He flatbacked that weight though IIRC.
>>35111381
>Post a guy with the same physique, maybe slightly larger arms
>Admit he's 5 pounds over the top of my range
It's too early to be polite, eat shit.
What do you think the punishers routine looks like?
>>35111381
he was 275 in 1975
>>35110090
picture is clearly shooped why does the girl has different quality as arnie
>>35111073
>Benching 6 plate
Holy jumping catfish, Batman.
>>35111334
>3 tits
Almost
>>35109153
>crossfit 'metcons'
>c&j for triples
>"Work on muscle-ups"
>can run 20 miles at 4:50/mile, still for some reason benefits from 1/2 mile swimming
>swimming 1/2 mile before deadlifting
>every squat session is 10x5@525
>clean and jerks 262 for reps, doesnt snatch or do accessory work
>no accessory work at all
>only metabolic work is gay crossfit circuit
>batman doesnt do sprint work???
>High box jumps - 96 reps
>dafuq
>"traditional kata focusing on japanese forms"
confirmed written by weaboo crossfitter with no idea
>>35111454
You're a special kind of retard, aren't you? Batman is 3 inches shorter and wears padded body armor. He's no where near as jacked without it.
>>35110205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV8VHhpY6oY
>>35108942
He did starting strength
>>35111426
You could go the other way and embrace the goofiness with deadpool. It's not as lol random as people would have you believe but it definitely doesn't take its self too seriously
>>35110264
you have to imagine batman would be juicing on some pretty designer steroids given the company he keeps
>>35111073
>that vial
>that bench
this nigger baking up his own roids for sure
>>35111404
she my gf
>>35111522
Where do these guys get the grip strength? Without mixed I feel like anything over 160kg is just going to slip right out of my hands.
>>35111585
Don't you see his straps?
>>35110000
CHECKED
>>35111535
i tried getting into Deadpool, but there were so many references to other comics i didn't give a shit about and it was all confusing as hell. i'm thinking of picking up The Sandman when i'm done with Hellblazer, and maybe check out the old Swamp Thing, just for fun.
>>35109090
its champagne
>>35109153
If he's doing most of his shit at night why does he have all the light stuff in the morning and the heavy stuff in the evening?
>>35111073
> between roid vial hand and eye
> sqrt (2/8)
It's 1/2 bruce
You guys are a bunch of autistic faggots.
>>35111460
>punisher routine
>100 gook bashes
>30 minutes of target practice while squatting dead gooks
>deadlifting dead family members + Tiny's parents
>30 gook curls
>25 gook presses
>Bench pressing ammo crates for 3x8
Frank Castle is a extremely autistic, over aggressive, anger ridden, perfect example of a /fit/izen. I aspire to be like him.
>>35111778
GLLB
>>35111363
>I don't think he has perfect form
how tall is that dude though?
>>35109123
holy kek batman
>>35110147
The point of giving him fantastic abilities is to get him in to challenging situations, especially mental challenges and moral dilemmas for the purpose of an engaging story.
>>35109153
>No rest day
>>35111585
by being strong.
tbqh axle work is great for grip, it forces you to engage your forearms properly every time you lift with it
>>35111813
Castle just hates his muscles into existence.
Plus he got dat dere old man strength
>>35111923
He was using straps
>>35111923
>Oh no! A Shark!
>Never fear my tender lad! I'll use my trusty Shark Repellent Spray!
Every Batman story ever
>>35111666
Swamp thing is fucking dank. Alan Moore's run is the tits
>>35108815
4 pl8s from the hip
>>35108815
GLLB
>>35109813
Not sure if you've noticed but the plates have holes in them so it's retarded to count the bar -> it's 630lbs. Please read the sticky.
>>35112120
Pretty fucking accurate
>>35111390
>damn he looks like shit in that pic, no way he looked that bad
He lost to Arnold for a reason.
>>35110090
>He wore lifts in his shoes to pass as 6'2
I'm pretty sure he was atleast 6.05ft-6.1ft Emperor of Manletland even before e-stating was a thing...
>>35108815
GLXBLT
>>35112520
>I'm pretty sure he was atleast 6.05ft-6.1ft Emperor of Manletland even before e-stating was a thing...
>>35111583
>1437665111814.jpg
And you downloaded a pic of your gf from 4chan?
>>35112549
Andre was 7'4 and 520lbs so that pic proves nothing. Even the Mountain would look like a manlet compared to him.
>>35112586
>being this jealous
>>35109153
Not only does he have no rest days, he's also venturing into Gotham each of those days.
>>35109640
But what of the feminists who can't suspend their disbelief? They get triggered by VS ads.
>>35109655
>batman believing diamonds are rare meme
>>35109884
I thought he tried that once, fucked up and the decided to be natty.
I thought he only got back on roids in Dark Knight Returns as a grandpa.
>>35111519
>Google 6'2, 250 pound football player, find thia
>Add 10 pounds to this guy
>Not the same size as Batman, even under that armor
Please, motherfucker. I'm gay, there is no better qualification for eyeballing stats.
>>35112727
>Jerome's Gym
>>35108815
Nigger is doing 900 pound skull crushers without a spotter
That ain't no bench press
>>35110147
I was ok with it when superman literally flew around the world so fast it spun the opposite direction and turned back time somehow, but I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna let Batman be smart, attractive and an olympic-tier athlete in every sport at the same time
>>35111073
no way he can rerack that last bench
rip batman
>>35112727
>238lbs
So not even close to your guess of 250-270lbs. Thanks for playing.
>>35109620
FUCKING KEK
>>35110090
>>35110137
>>35112520
Look up his movie props. He was wearing like a 38/30 jeans in True Lies. He's short.
>>35111046
Nah its plot power
>>35108815
while talking, this must be a warm up set
>>35111352
Probably like 200-210. Having excessive amounts of muscle mass would just slow him down, and 210 at 6'2 is still massive if you're at single digit body fat. Cardio and flexibility is just as important as strength for batman's purposes.
Don't forget that batman wears body armour which makes him appear bigger than he actually is. Also don't forget that comic book artists have no idea what x amount of muscle looks like.
>>35113190
I'm glad that we've ascertained that you're too much of an idiot to even read the posts you're replying to.
>>35112727
>He's even got wings
Maybe this nigga IS Batman?!
>>35109153
Shit like this written by fat clueless people just makes me sad
>>35110264
Those guys weigh about 90 lb less than Batman.
>>35109655
>that form, that grip
>cat bitch sticking her head underneath the bar
>pins not set
>catwoman is all tits and no ass
She's gonna get her head crushed.
Embarassing
>>35112593
Kek! He was nowhere near his billed height. Jesus, I hope you're just trolling. He was like 6'11, tops. Probably less with his shitty posture near the end of his life.
Arnold is clearly about 3 inches shorter than The Rock, who is maybe 6'2.5 barefoot.
>>35113597
is that Mugabe?
>>35109991
>maybe my brain is differant that yours
>differant
this is called retardation, ankn
>>35109199
>>35110264
>>35113635
I always thought he meant 4:50 per mile and he wants to shave 30 seconds off the entire run, so 4:48:50 per mile
>>35108815
>the bench is tilted up under his head
What the actual fuck
>>35110164
So what you're saying is manlets are even more pathetic than we first believed?
>>35110090
Arnold is 100% 187cm. Or used to be
>>35110331
>chin tumors
>gripping outside the stands
Jesus Christ
>>35111515
You don't even have to tag the comics to know that they're written by autist weebs
>>35113706
>>35112473
>the plates have holes in them so it's retarded to count the bar
At this point I don't know which one of us is the idiot. Am I missing something here
>>35113883
>breaking into the Z-axis
Ur doing it wrong
Batman doesn't exist
>>35113657
Is this what it's like being a manlet? You get so peanut butter and jealous that you spend all your time speculating about celebrity height and convincing yourself they're all shorter than they say?
This is why I tell people I'm 5'10 even though I'm 6'1. All the short bitches saying they're 6 feet look even more insecure
>>35108815
get on my level
>>35113911
Humble bragging lankelt peon
Thinking that you're any less insecure than anyone else
desu no senpai
>>35113923
fugg forgot 1 house
>autism confirmed
>>35113898
>>35113898
If superheroes don't exist, where are all the supervillains?
>>35113925
Nothing humble about it. Nothing is worse than an insecure manlet. Anything I can do to contribute to their raging inferiority complex is great
>>35111391
if dillion harper was a man, her chest would look like this
>>35114067
kek
>>35108815
Warm up set, obv.
>>35113980
Kek. The proof that you're way more insecure is that you care about their insecurity. Confident people don't give a shit.
>>35110331
TENSION
>>35109153
who does batman spar with? alfred?
>>35111334
B-brehs... M-moar...
>>35111334
I bet she smell like farts
>>35109813
Batman confirmed curlbro
>>35113563
He's clearly bigger than Batman, Kevlar is fucking thick.
>>35112120
>>35109153
>gymnastics with Freddie Mercury
>>35110962
(Vomits Externally)
>>35111813
>>35111460
Give me the names of these fucking arcs.
>>35110035
FUNCTIONAL
STRENGTH
>>35110962
>playarts kai
>ff nomura shit
disgusting
>>35115246
>>35111460 is from the punisher max series, vol 4. It's called up is down and black is white.
>>35108815
He looks like he's doing skull crushers with his elbows bent like that
>>35109620
Topkek
>>35114171
>spends all his time on 4chode trying to prove Arnold is 5'10
>calls other people insecure
Sad
>>35111530
this
>>35111363
Photoshop is obvious.
Either that or serge bends light around his upper body due to the gravitational lensing of his delts...
>>35113657
>The Rock
>6'2.5
The memes have gone too far.
>>35109655
WRIST SNAP NO ASS
>>35108815
lady will you gllb my dick please
Is Batman on gear? I mean why wouldn't he be?
>>35110090
people lose height in their elder yearls due to spinal compression
the same happens to a minor extent during the day
oftentimes you are 2 cms taller in the morning, after coming out of bed and shorter in the evening.
but you sound like a bitter manlet, to be honest. like those you see on celebheights trying to diminish everyone else's heights
>>35110962
those anime batman short films were pretty shit to be honest
though they looked good at times
>>35111813
Seems accurate.
