>>35108398
i hate it when bald guys grow huge beards

this is coming from someone who will inevitably go bald too

>>35108398
I feel like this is a moot point OP. Already being fat is enough reason for hatred.

>>35108445
Why? I feel the bald + facial hair looks pretty good. I am also going bald, will likely shave my head soon and then grow a goatee

>>35108445

Yeah, bald guys growing a beard is just pathetic.

It's like, the ultimate compensation move, they might as well drive a big truck and get tattoos as well.

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>>35108398
His more recent look creeps me the fuck out. Anyway OP yeah facial hair doesn't hide being fat but you have no idea how bad it feels to think you're losing weight and looking better than shave and suddenly feel like you've gained 40 lbs. There's a reason fatties don't do it.

I remember when I was only 20 lbs. from my goal body weight shaving and feeling like I was 300 lbs. again. Shaving is just altogether fucking gay. Facial hair or bust.

>>35108445
>>35108498
Yeah but being straight bald puts you into the cancer patient/skinhead group

>>35108538
he looks like johnny pedophile instead of the mentally retarded hillbilly now

I agree, but I'm all for fat people with mustaches. Like Taft.

>motherfucking Chumlee slays pussy fitizens will only dream about
>Chumlees a motherfucking multimillionaire

There's no point in lifting bros we need to work in pawn shops...

>>35108398
How do I achieve Chumlee mode?

>>35108538
Holy shit good progress

Good for you, chumlee. Always my favorite character

>>35108659
Bulk up to 400lbs while doing no physical activity
Work in a pawn shop
Lose 200lbs while doing no physical activity
Continue working in a pawnshop
Bong hits to failure 7 days a week for max muscular confusion

>>35108398
Whenever I see a fat guy with a chin strap, I always wonder how they know where to shave. The actual jawline is hidden under all the fat