So anon what do you do besides picking things up and putting them down? That can't possibly be your only hobby
>>35105088
It's not also that girl is ugly AF
would not be seen in public with her.
I read as much as I lift you stupid whore.
>>35105088
Awful pic this time anon.
She looks like a retarded duck t b h f a m
>>351050
y-you too
>>35105088
It is bitch, what did you expect? Also go fuck yourself cause if you're not hiding a cock under your slutty panties you are wasting my time.
What the fuck is wrong with your eyes? Did you suffer a brain stroke or something?
>>35105088
Who are you? ?? Get off my table before my gf comes back you ugly cunt
>>35105110
She looks like a dirty slut in need of some punishment by getting brutally pounded anally.
>>35105144
wewwww lad
Does pretending to be confrontational on the internet make you feel more manly, Anon?
>>35105088
What do you do except staring at your phone all day and updating instagram. You like reading? No? You have a education? No? Have you been gliding along in life on your looks? Yes? What the fuck do you ahve to effer except you looks? Bitch, pay for that milkshake yourself and get the fuck outta my face.
>>35105088
Scoring with 5/10s. Your place or mine?
>>35105088
Wow she is gorgeous
>>35105088
i don't actually lift i just do 20 pushups before bed.
>devilish
>>35105165
>>35105150
You know it sounded hot
>>35105108
so like a book a year?
>>35105216
>fw she's related to me.
makes her even hotter
>>35105323
do you have her nudes?
>>35105088
Look I'm just here for the milkshake
>>35105363
nah senpai sorry
>>35105323
Hook us up, I want those joocy lips to blow me. Don't worry, I won't kill her and store her in my freezer.
>>35105381
You sound like a man I can trust.
>>35105088
>I go to places to be asked stupid questions. Please tell me what you do besides tv, social media and photographing your food?
>>35105152
> mfw he's right
no. I also to festivals and show my checks
i browse /fit/ and watch starcraft videos :^)
>>35106747
broodwar master race
>>35105088
I take out fat whores for milkshakes.
>>35105322
kek'd and check'd
I'm big into Magic the Gathering, and I'm a huge fan of motorsport. Hopefully one day, once my Accounting career gets going, I can get into kart racing, and maybe low level sports car racing
Of course not! I also post on /fit/
>>35105104
I'm an attorney, mostly insurance defense, and I'm learning Russian when not focusing on being a semi-pro (pro meaning sole income; semi meaning I could pay the bills if I had to) poker player
>>35105088
I play guitar, I go to school studying music, I work at a shitty restaurant job, I participate in the SCA by cooking, crafting armor, and fighting. And then in my free time I save the world from God level threats to meet my weekly hero quota.
>>35105104
She looks ugly on the thumb but looks ok when enlarged. Mostly a bad choice of lipstick and badly done eyebrows though.
>>35108972
>I go to school studying music
u should just save your money.
>>35108988
That's not lipstick. Those are lip injections.
>>35105088
What the fuck is wrong with her face
>>35105088
I lift girls up and put them down them lift them up then put them down.
And what do you do?
I'm sorry but, goddamn that face those eyes and those lips.
I NEED to fuck her hot inviting mouth, and hatefuck her half to death.
I just want to see her face in pain or pleasure.
>>35109597
why do women do this shit.
>>35109883
for fun
im serious
>>35105088
the real question is: once you've undoubtedly fucked her... how are you going to even attempt to respect her?
>>35105088
uhh pft uhhhh y-you too?
Kind of weird looking, but would fuck for sure.
>>35110369
hnnnnng
>>35105167
I dont get this y-you too shit, It literally never goes as you fucking introverts think in real life.
>done getting hair cut
>pay
>get receipt
>Thanks! have an awesome day!
>y-you too
Like what the fuck, if someone said that to me I wouldn't give a fuck or think twice. Why has this been a meme for so fucking long. It infuriates me.
>>35110378
>dont get this y-you too shit, It literally never goes as you fucking introverts think in real life
>Like what the fuck
You type Iike a bitchy IittIe vaIIey girI and YOU are compIaining? You gone fuII retard, boy.
Read. Do freelance writing occasionally. Paint. Play guitar, violin, piano. Have a decent woodshop for making furniture and sculptures. 10 min bike ride from the beach, surf in the summer.
Most of my hobbies i took up to impress meet girls. But no relationship has ever given me as much enjoyment or fulfillment as creating something new. Might be assexual.
>>35110393
I am a mtf thats been on hormones for almost 5 years, I only go to the gym for squats and legs.
>tfw you literally caught me
>>35110342
Respect isn't earned in the bedroom, it's earned on the way to it.
Besides, most women who want to fuck don't want my respect. They want me to use them like whores or pamper them like innocent school girls.
>>35110369
Would kill all of you to take complete advantage of her and have her work her mouth magic on my cock.
>>35110393
he/she/xe is from tumblr
>>35110378
i say you too when its appropriate. i dont think its awkward at all. plus half the time when people say have a good day they dont really expect you to say anything really. at least thats what i hope
>>35105088
I do have hobbies :)
I would stare in her eyes for a few seconds to make her curious. When she asks me what my hobbies are I would elaborate. Well I like reading and watching films, I also like a lot of music can you tell me your favourites? :)
I would listen to what her favourite music is and continue on. I would ask her about what makes her insecure and tell her she's beautifull the way she is. I would tell her I'd take good care of her and protect that smile.
After the date is almost over I'd invite her over to my place for some hot coco. As she sits on my couch I would make her comfortable and sit on a appropriate distance near her.
As my hand slowly finds its way to her legs I would stare again deeply into her eyes and tell her
my greatest hobby is sucking dicks for gainz
no homo
>>35105104
》not seen in public
nigger are you seriously worried about what random strangers you'll never meet again think? what are you a 14 year old weber?
>I love life, laughing, hanging out with my friends, music, fashion, and food!!!
>>35110378
its not for that situation.
it originated from
>happy birthday
>y-you too (shit.. internal cringe)
you understand.. you too comes from situations when you too is not applicable
>>35110397
My grandpa used to do woodworking with me when I was younger, gonna get a shop for myself when I get a house. Stuff like this gives me all kinds of boners:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAe2kIVJ0QI
>>35110452
Snorted slightly out of glee, then got sad realizing that this is 95% of society.
>>35105088
The longer I look into her eyes, the more I think she is retarded
>>35110454
Y-you too
>>35110378
>work as pizza delivery
>Almost always say "Enjoy the pizza" just to hear people say
>YOU TOO
Sometimes people say "Drive safe" and I have said you too by mistake which takes the keks out of my sails.
>>35110469
10/10 bowl. Would salad.
>>35105088
Yare Yare
>Not having a lifting gf
>>35105088
I am on the internet
>>35105088
>tfw the only things I do besides work and lifting are shitposting, getting drunk and playing vidya
i dont pump my lips full of industrial grade silicone to look like a nigger
>>35110429
Who is this semen demon
>>35106747
My life for Aiur!!!
>>35105088
Hike, play with my dog, reproduce historic maps.
>>35110446
This. I like this.
>>35110446
the only correct answer
>>35105088
So desu ka? Well you are sadly mistaken m'lady.
>>35105088
Stop making these threads.
>>35114772
To be honest that girl should pack on some muscles.
>>35110446
>>35105108
how many plates u read m8
>>35105088
you know who she reminds me of?
>pic related
>>35105088
>hitler dubs
Plastic surgery disaster, anon. 3/10, would bang while drunk
>>35114038
>letting your gf lift in heels
m-magic the gathering
