What's the best wat to grip a manlet? Is it like pic related or hand around the throat? I heard holding a manlet by ear and pulling it also works wonders?
to be honest I don't even wanna touch them, too affraid their dwarvism is a contagious disease
for what purpose? is it an aggressive manlet? just grab it by the skin on the back of the neck and pick it up like you can do with kittens. it stops kittens from scratching you so presumably it's the same deal with manlets.
>ugly lanklets detected
holy shit your guys' lives must suck
>>35094841
what was it today anon? did the cashier ask for your ID again?
>>35094791
Do any other tallfags find it really hard to converse with manlets IRL due to this meme?
Like looking down to talk to them, I don't want to but I literally have to if I want to make eye contact
And even if you're smaller than them, you just know that he would give up all his gains just to be 6'+. I can just see it in their eyes and the way they act to make up for it
Even as a tallfag I wish this meme would die. Its unfair to manlets because they just can't do shit about it
>>35094877
>>35094956
surprisingly no, but sometimes i feel genuine pity when i see guys who are under about 5'8
>>35094956
Pls stop
I would give my 8 penis inches to be 5 inches taller
>>35095044
If it makes you feel any better I would trade 2 inches of my height for 2 inches of your pen0r.
>>35094841
>this mad
>>35094791
Generally what works best is just to put your hand on their head and squeeze, like holding a basketball in one hand. Maybe pull up on their head a little just to let them know that they're lit(tle)erally so small you could end them with just a simple motion.
If a manlet ever looks you in the eyes when talking to you, it means you didn't squeeze his head hard enough. Good luck, tallbros.
>>35094877
oh fuck utterly ruined
>>35095044
>>35095293
This is how people get scammed
>>35094791
Roy D. Gutt, manlet extraordinaire.
>>35094791
if you MUST, then only do so if they extend their hand to yours for a handshake. engulf their tiny little fairy boy hands with your masculine hands and give them a good, firm crush. no shaking, YOU control where the manlet moves.
also, hold the door for them AND PLACE YOUR ARM OVER THEIR HEADS, forcing them to bow before your superior stature.
>>35097555
Trips of truth
>>35097555
You just give them a little pat atop the head and send them on their way. :)
>>35094791
boiko pls go
This thread's lack of success confirms that manlets outnumber Tall God Mustardrace on /fit/
Will they ever learn?
>>35097555
>also, hold the door for them AND PLACE YOUR ARM OVER THEIR HEADS, forcing them to bow before your superior stature.
Kek, i genuinely do this in real life.
>not gripping manlets by both ankles and holding them upside down at arms length
It's the only way to be safe from their pudgy little fingers
HAHAHA I BET YOU FIND A LOT OF PENNIES LITTLE MAN HAHAHA DO YOU HAVE LUCKY WHEAT PENNY YOU RECEIVED FROM YOU GRANPAPPY??? DO YOU RUB IT EVERY DAY FOR TO WISH THAT YOU GROW A FEW INCHES TO BE TAKEN AS ADULT MALE???? HAHAHA FOR YOU MUST OF COURSE KNOW BY NOW GOD IS A TALL MAN AND CREATES TINY FELLOWS LIKE YOU FOR AN AMUSEMENT AND SUCH YOUTHFUL FANTASIES MUST REMAIN IN REALM OF IMAGINATION!!!
>>35094791
Manlets are great, you can use their head as a makeshift table to lean against or put away your drink. Make sure that your manlet is bald and have a manlet towel ready to keep the head clean, butthurt and envy can make them sweat bad and warm up your drink.
>>35094791
>wat
The fat sausage fingers you have attempted to post with are too fat. Please mash the keyboard with your fist for a special typing wand.
the amount of uglies in this thread is astonishing
i honestly feel bad for all you uglie lanky faggots who can't live up to your height. Soz bros
>>35098278
>getting your panties in a bunch over this
laughinggirls.jpg
>>35098276
>projecting this hard
>being this much of a manlet
Back to your cage now little boy
>>35098292
>little boy
>>35098305
>using a manlet as an example that killed himself because no amount of genocide would get people to stop laughing at his lifts (nazi boots)
Top cock
>>35094877
As a manlet, laughed and then cried in despair KEK
>>35098305
You know that Hitler's ideal was tall, strong man right? He was a honorary lanklet because he tried to eradicate other manlets
>>35098354
>a honorary lanklet
>>35098305
>>35098472
6'2" in a wheelchair is pretty tall. Dude must have had a long torso.
>most men are under 6 feet
>the greatest men were under 6 feet
>the most alpha men were under 6 feet
>all the 6 footers on this board shit post instead of actually getting swole and out banging pussy
thats proof right there sub 6 footers are GOAT
stay jelly, ugly lankies.
>>35098349
same desu
>>35094877
Manlets BTFO
>>35098305
Benis Benito Benissilini
>>35094877
Top kek
>>35098495
Dude had some seriously thick arms, though.
>>35098342
>killed himself
he died of heart failure in his 70's in Argentina, grow up out of those fairytales
>>35098795
roids
>>35098802
America.
>>35094956
being a manlet of 175cm i never encounter this kind of behavior in normal circumstances, but in a confrontation you lanklets act differently
while guise of my height or lower just act agressive and try to intimidate you, lanklets kinda expect you to be intimidated by default and show frustration when you are not (too a varying degree of course, but sometimes it really looks funny or pathetic)
i actually had one situation when a guy actually put his wrist next to mine (i am wristlet too) to show me that he is tougher than me lol
>>35098799
Nice tin foil timmy
>>35094791
Excellent question, OP. Manlet's--or pecks, as we are now calling them--are quite the slippery customers! What works best for me is keeping my pecks in dog collars and then carrying them around by the back of their collar like a cat carrying a kitten by the scruff of their neck. Sometimes I amuse myself by picking them up by their ears for an impromptu game of toss-the-peck. I seem to enjoy the game a bit more than they do.
>>35094791
Grip them by their leash and lead them around.
>>35099974
h-hot
>tfw no lanklet bf to patronise you and let you jetpack when spooning
>this fucking thread
>>35097268
i almost pissed myself
>>35094791
This thread inspired me to search YouTube for "manlet." This was the top result.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctOfRy3qyE
Note the top ranked comment.
>>35094877
Shieeeet manlets BTFO
