Mirin' thread. I don't have any because nothing crazy happen recently but I've been getting lustful eye fucks from girls in the gym as usual.
Share your mirin' stories breh. This is the reason we lift.
>girl looked at me today
>>35094466
There's a difference between a regular look and a look where she's smiling winking, licking her lips and looking down from shyness and blush.
Haven't posted here in a while.
This counts as a mire right?
>>35094760
That girl facing her butt towards you indicates yes, this is a mire.
>>35094490
>and looking down from shyness and blush.
some girl ive been interested does this every fucking time i talk to her and i never know if its because im making her nervous or she generally doesnt doesnt want to talk.
>>35094800
It means you display dominance and she is bowing her head down as an expression of submission.
>>35094839
Omg that's my dream ass
>>35094839
She's either looking down or like right past me and never in the eyes and I usually take it as being completely uninterested.
>>35094490
>girl looked at me today
>her pussy started shooting out fluids like a super soaker
Some cougar molested me with her eyes, make me uncomfortable desu senpai.
>6 foot 220lbs down from almost double that
>people in general have completely changed their attitude towards me
>girls treat me so much different
>female coworkers have started apologizing whenever they ask me to do something, even if it's a task that's literally my job
>old lady boss stands/walks uncomfortabley close to me
>have had a few of the older but not too old (30s) girls fawn over my smile or find ways to touch me
>people touching me has gone up in general, even from dudes
>girls seem to actually want to talk to me, maybe, still not sure whether they're just being polite or not
>one cashier I work with was even leaning on me, saying she was cold, I put my arm around her and I was the one who broke contact first
[fithasnospoilers]>tfw still fat as fuck, 30% bf, 30 bmi
>tfw still 22 year old virgin [/spoilers]
Wh-whad da fugg is happening? I was a fat fuck my whole life, I'm not sure I'm ready for all this positive attention. I'm also kind of worried that if I CAN finally trick someone into sleeping with me, it'll derail the gainz train and I'll step off the path of making it.
>sweatingtowelman.jpg
Never been mired IRL, but I made a Tinder account that was just my torso and got a shitload of mires there.
> mfw my shitty face cancels out my body
>go to a dinner w/ friends
>wearing fitted shirt
>anon you look huge
>i wish i had your body
>holy shit dude you transformed
>grill says wow you're so strong
T-thanks /fit/
>have massive argument with gf
>wake up, she's gone
>lay in bed all day watching anime, have nothing to do cause rest day and no uni friends
>gets to 10pm, 'ok anon you gotta do something or you'll be up all night'
>leave house and walk aimlessly, end up and local drinking establishment
>drink whiskey solemnly, staring into space
>probably look as though Im mired in a metaphysical deadlock, actually just thinking I've wasted my time and money coming out
>step outside to smoke, see two girls my age chatting to a guy double theirs
>'hey.. can I borrow your lighter please"
>'of course darl'
>stare off into distance while she uses it, genuinely not interested
>'its Christian Gray' the man says, glint of hostility in his eyes 'real pretty'
>girls start giggling and one brushes a strand of hair out my face
>'wow youre strong aernt you' one says with hand on my chest
>I see whats happening here
>'Oh youve seen the film have you'
>suspicious look on his face, 'yeah'
>'oh, all my female friends said they love it, didnt think you would have'
>guy scowls and says to the girls to come to a club down the road
>'we're just gonna have one more cigarette'
>I sit down, i am a peaceful guy after all, my work here is done
>one girl sits on my lap and the other opposite me, begin almost incoherent battle monologues vying for attention
I realised they were both a bit drunk then, I also find drunk girls very unattractive unless I've met them before/am drunk myself. I ended up with one's number though and she's text me. getting waves of guilt now.
>>35095158
This is why I never go drinking. Women who go to bars are repulsive.
I almost puked reading this thread
>>35095338
Maybe if you keep puking you will finally lose some weight fatty
>>35094971
>people touching me
Fucking this. Coworkers tapping me on the shoulder, chest, grabbing my arm and squeezing.
Chicks brushing their arms from pecks to abs and fucking me with their eyes.
Chicks that seemed completely uninterested laying down on my backs, telling me im huge and shit like that when im just 6'2" 175lbs ascended skelly
so this...is the power...of lifts?
Holy shit /fit/ have I got a mirin story for you.
>work at my mom's church
>shitty but 14 bucks an hour keeps me around
>get last minute shift for a banquet tonight
>fuck it i need the money
>last time it was a bunch old people so expecting the same
>jam to NWA all the way there
>get there and see signs everywhere for volleyball
>fuck, it's gonna be a big shindig for the kids and annoying parents
>walk in and set all the audio shit up
>coach is a complete dickhead too
>whatever shit's set up and now i can sit in the back and get paid to sit around
>20 minutes later a trio of the hottest women I have ever seen walk in
>fit as fuck women too
>What the fuck, are these the mothers?
>Hell yeah, I get some eye candy
>Suddenly two more walk in
>Then another
>Then another group
>realize it's a women's volleyball team
>Before I know it, there's 50+ fit women in my sight
>every single one of them legal age too
>this is payback for all the shit I've dealt with
>a couple of them hardcore mirin me too
>at first i thought they were staring at the food but i was nowhere near the food
>fast forward to end of the banquet
>coach handing out dumbass awards
>scanning the crowd, bored as fuck
>notice a girl with her eyes locked on me
>look around to see what she's looking at
>no one else around
>she's staring at me
>look back
>she has those "i wanna fuck the shit out of you" eyes
>decide to play it cool
>act like i'm used to that kind of shit
>she walks up afterwards and introduces herself
>remember to be polite, but also alpha
>introduce myself
>talk for a few minutes before she gives me her number
>mfw she was the only one under 8/10 there
Guess I gotta lift more.
I just happen to be watching sonic 06 playthrough
>go to gym today
>two bitches sit next to me
>dont feel like talking to them so try and ignore them
>"man that guy is really hot"
>shes standing really close to me as if to get a "excuse me" reaction out of me
>get up and leave
ECH
>>35096080
I'll take "Things that never happened" for 500, Alex.
>>35096111
>>35094760
sup boardshorts
>>35094872
Seems like most any girl I interact with acts like this. Whether it be a friend of a friend I meet for the first time or have seen many times or even just small talk somewhere in public. They never hold eye contact and are very short with their words. I must be repulsive :(
> be wearing Houston Astros shirt at gym
> grill walks up and asks me if they are still a team
> yeah
> She walks off
Making it bros
>>35096352
thanks dipshit I have tea all over my monitor now.
Thanks SS
>>35096374
> 9/7
She wanted the D, did you hit it?
>be me diddylifts at gym
>shaking up the place, volume with 195kgs
>two girls behind me mirin
>last rep grinding but pull it up and blood jizzes everywhere
>hand cut is
>"wow he's really strong I bet he's good in bed
>walk past them and never talk to them again cause spaghetti
>felt good though
Why can't they just approach me??!!
>>35096374
Nice
You were really fishing though
>>35096278
Ayyy
Here's another (kind of)
>>35096406
of course m80. Couldn't leave her thirst unquenched. Too bad she was a chubby womanlet
>>35096374
>thrusting horsepower
Top kek anon as a fellow big booty anon I will have to use that one
This one wasn't even subtle
>get massage (this story doesn't have a happy ending)
>hot milf masseuse working on my legs
>asks "so what sport do you do? because clearly you do something?
>"Just s-strength training..."
thanks SS
>be at gym
>weird fat chubby mexican guy oly lifting babyweight but with good form
>"so what sport do you do?"
within 3 days of eachother... weird, but mirin.
I know exactly how to talk to women.
>>35096479
Gains doesn't explain this behavior. You must be a good looking dude.
>Be me terrible in high school sports
>Socially awkward kid
>Played tightend cause all other students didn't make the grades
>father always showed support even tho i sucked
>father always gave me words of motivation to talk to girls
>father always has my back
>I lied to father about multiple things in my life
>I lied about being popular
>i lied about making above average grade
>but the worst was lying to him about having a prom date
>I swore it was the happiest moment in his life when he heard me say that
>the day we went to prom i drove to a hill and smoked weed with my bro and just talked
>we talked about life and what we want to be
>I started crying about all the bullshit i told my dad most of my highschool career
>bro was cool about it and went to get food
>I remember this moment perfectly
>the song protoman-the fall came on
>I promised myself i will change
>I will become stronger
>I will make my dad proud
>i signed up for a gym membership the next day
>I prepared myself for uni
>I'm trying to be more sociable
>Skip 1 year
>currently 220
>bulked to hard
>went with my father to play in his company football game
>It was tackle
>I played my heart out the determination to show my dad what i had
>i tackled people twice my size and ran faster than anyone
>I hear my dad tell his coworkers "Thats my Boy"
>i hear his coworker call me strong and swole
>my father was happy
>and this happened on thanksgiving weekend
>I cried with happiness when i got home
>I feel like i mad it but i got a long road ahead
>Im 19 still a virgin and it always hurts me to tell my father to say I dont have no girl in my life
>But im trying /fit/
>>35096503
You're making it
>>35096450
Made me chuckle.
>>35096568
She thought she got me with that "Adventure" bullshit
>>35096568
Holy SHIT I know that chick. Dodge it anon, her pictures lie, she's fat as fuck, and she has bad teeth.
>>35096503
we're all gonna make it
>>35096503
beautiful story.
>>35096578
Breh, pls tell me you're fucking with me. You're scaring me ;_;
>>35096606
No I swear anon, she looks exactly like an Amanda I used to work with, and she was so fucking gross. Always whined about how her bf left her and she was too good for him, when in reality he left because she was gross as hell.
>>35096503
Good damn job anon. Don't gibe up. Keep striving to be the best, you'll eventually find your qt22/7 gf
>>35096493
>exactly you're a woman
>>35096613
Are you from Northern Virginia by any chance?
>>35096647
No but holy fuck, I remember her talking about moving to Virgina. Abort anon, abort hard.
>>35096647
Not Tinder guy but 703 reporting in.
>>35096651
I matched with her while in Virginia. She's 19 iirc. Anyways, I'll take your word for it.
>>35096673
Woodbridge reporting in my nigga
>>35096700
>I'll take your word for it.
Good, I just did you a favor. Jesus fuck I was scared for you.
>>35096700
Aye, what highschool did you attend @ hoodbridge?
>>35096729
Out of curiosity, in what other ways is she gross other than the things you mentioned before?
>>35096736
Potomac Senior High School aka Blue Blood
>>35096503
I shed a tear for you anon
You're gonna make it
>>35096790
>Out of curiosity, in what other ways is she gross other than the things you mentioned before?
I remember one time she came into work, and an hour later we all noticed this really bad smell. We thought it was some food that was rotting inbetween the grill and the wall. Turns out it was her. She hadn't showered for a week.
>>35096828
fucking hell
>>35096890
Just wait man. Find a woman worth it, like pic related.
>>35096503
Yo anon, we're all gonna make it bro
tfw you can't see anything past 5ft nor can you see people's facial expressions so you can never tell if people are miring you.
>>35096503
I witness the divine spark bestowed from God to humanity within you. You possess the power of belief and a spirit of hope.
May your spirit be indomitable.
Your dad is proud.
We are proud.
Finish your ascension to glory.
>>35095029
How did she know you were strong? Size =/ Strength stupid BITCH
>>35097033
maybe because my fb profile pic is me deadlifting 3 plates. I did it for 8 reps though, and my max is 4 plates.
