>>35092870
Get raped as a child and channel that anger into mercing people with a 500 pound sword your whole life. Also, fuck you, he was my motivation first. Feel free to go griffith mode though.
>>35092870
>you will never sleep naked with guts to help cure his fever
Get a big sword and start swinging.
Demon invasion and being born from a dead mother into a medieval total war environment will also help.
>>35092921
>griffith
>natty
> You'll never have a fit brown qt pie gf to lift and have raw sex with.
>dead mom
>butt rape
>kill mentor
>lose to falconfaggot
>naked water fight
>swing piece of railroad track beaten into vague sword shape many times
>>35092977
Your not alone.
>>35092870
>Gatts mode
realistically...
>be born into mercenary group where only the strong survive
>entire job is to fight
>be trained in multiple fighting styles
>choose a particularly shitty weapon design that is hard to use in general
>practice
>practice
>practice
>practice
>practice
>inefficient weapon can now be used efficiently
It would probably also help to have all the fucked up shit that Guts had happen to him happen to you. To create the willpower needed to want to practice that much.
Realistically, you can't achieve it.
It requires training from a young age to create a body like that.
Aesthetically you could probably achieve.
>>35092977
>yfw pale as griffith
>guts would never pay attention to you
Why even live brahs?
>>35093426
You can still get tanned but if you're really white, there's nothing you can do.
>>35093335
>Gatts
Its Guts you butt diddler
>>35094497
>RÅmaji. Gattsu
Cannon, no matter how it's said.
In Japanese it's Gattsu.
It's pronounced that way.
It's spelled that way.
In English it's Guts, they are both the same thing.
This is called "there are many languages in The World" Anon.
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>>35094524
>>35094524
are you a weaboo faggot anon? We are talking in english so say guts.
Is Guts natty?
Could I get dem aesthetics natty?
>>35092870
>medieval setting
>neatly trimmed pussy
It takes me out of the story.
>>35096771
So it wasn't the demons, magic, or 1 ton sword, but it was the trimmed pussy that took you out of the story. I see.
>>35096858
all of those things are acknowledged though. we accept them as part of the Guts universe
it's an oversight when they imply that people are carrying around modern razors and take the time to shave their shit while living as mercenaries
it breaks the suspension of disbelief
>>35096980
Why do they have to be modern razors though? Couldn't a bush be trimmed with the same regular razors medieval men use to shave their beards?
>>35097001
Pussies have skin folds and hard to reach contours. Taking a straight razor to a pussy is awkward and has the potential of fucking shit up.
>>35093335
neat
>>35092870
>no matter how much you lift
>no matter how much money you get
>no matter how successful you are
>your special guy will forever be straight and will never love you back
Str8s have it easymode, women even more so.
>>35092870
Fuck
I forgot how happy they were for that short time
>>35092870
>let him fuck me
>but I must protect my modesty by hiding my tits
Why.
Also I heard they finally got off that damn boat.
dat back, there's no way he's natty
>>35096771
Also Gutts has no beard or body hair.
Anime is good for people who have no social life and can't draw at all.
>>35099893
Japs don't grow any body hair.
>>35092977
>tfw brown qt gives amazing head but won't have sex because religion
Fuck mang, I was so close
>>35100153
marry that thing lad
>>35094524
The fucking mangaka did a statement on this and said its guts.
Specifically because weeb faggots like you thought it was
>>35098202
All the better to crush them harder right afterwards.
>>35100167
>Actually marrying a brown
wew lad
>>35097381
Bullshit. I am straight as the day is long, but bill gates can still get a beej whenever he want. For the low price of 1 million bucks.
>>35099924
why is this?
>>35100425
low test
>>35100425
Japan is weird, it goes from trap to bear mode body hair from south to north.
>>35100523
They have some indigenous people living there or something like that.
t. /int/
