what body would you rather have?
>>35092436
A) the most powerful man of the last decade
B) some skinny twink fucboi
Well you put it pretty hard op
>>35092436
Left. I have no mental issues and don't need to prove anyone that I'm stronger than they're
If the physical skill and ability was included, right. If for some reason both were untrained DYELs, left.
>>35092436
left.
would literally be as big as i want to within 2 years and huge for normies in 6 months. right would end up with stretch marks and take forever to cut, and would lose a lot of strength while not being impressive aesthetically at all
>>35092487
this, do we get fedor's skills?
>>35092498
you dont get his skills, but you get his strength and athleticism.
but even without any MMA training he could still KO 99.99 percent of people in the world
If I had Fedor's fighting skill, I would chose him and get fit.
If not, the left skinny faggot.
>>35092531
Like any men with a good body and some stregth.
>>35092436
i have a big head so i would look ridiculous with the left body. I'm gonna go with right.
>>35092436
fedor's
would rather have to go on a 3 month cut than a 2 year bulk
>>35093102
>would rather have to go on a 3 month cut than a 2 year bulk
fucking this so much.
he has lots of musculature under that fat, and intermittent fasting isn't even that hard.
fedor for obvious reasons
and if you wanna look good you jsut cut with god tier athletiscism
fedor's not fat, his bw nad bf are intentional u fags
>>35092436
Right, but I'm a heterosexual. Left looks like a natural gay choice
>>35092436
Does body include face? Then I'll take left.
>>35092436
I'd take fedors body if I get his extreme fitness level, fighting ability, and mental toughness
>>35092493
This. Being able to fight is pointless unless you live in the ghettos.
>>35093031
Lol, fedor was fit. Fitter than any of the phaggots with six packs that you all wank over.
>>35093217
Spoken like a true pussy boi
>>35093220
Looks pretty fat to me.
>>35093251
Yet he'd beat you in every fitness metric.
>>35093225
Spoken like a true nigger
>>35093276
And end up in jail. Wow what an accomplishment.
>>35093311
What would he end up in jail for?
>>35093295
I bet you get robbed and bullied by niggers because you're such a fucking pussy
Left. Do people still believe that you need to be huge to be strong in 2015? I find what Bruce Lee was capable of doing to be more practical than what McDonaleonidas can do to some plates on a stick
>>35093324
You know beating someone's ass is illegal right? Outside of sporting events, self defense etc.
>>35093336
No, I don't live in the ghettos. Why I never learned to fight. Your deduction skills are out fucking standing.
>>35093336
"Kung fu is for the spirit. For self defense, gun is best." - Bruce Lee
Left because it's better looking
>>35092436
>left: some kid that's probably not even 20
>right: an MMA guy that's been getting punched in the face for thirty years
just another metric by which OP is a massive faggot
>>35092461
Also an excellent point
>>35093356
>Beat you in every fitness metric
>Beating your ass
not the same thing you fucking retard
Get rid of phaggot on the left, compare to Michael Phelps
>much closer in age
>both are top rated athletes
>>35092482
So what are you trying to prove by accepting being a little bitch?
>Muh society doesnt need strong men
lol, is that an excuse to be a fucboi dude? Why not choose right and do a cut? You'd look much better.
>>35093433
He means that functional adults who actually have important things going on in their lives probably don't want to get sucked into a clusterfuck legal system just because some retarded unemployed ape at the bar wasn't breastfed enough
We have schedules and deadlines to keep, we don't have time to fuck all that up because BamBam is mad about his micropenis
>attractive young adult
>fat, bald, old "strong" guy
if you pick right you actually, literally have mental issues.
>>35093486
Right guy could be leaner yes, but left really is a pussy lol
>>35092436
>Fedor
Easy choice.
>>35093356
I said every fitness metric, like stamina, not beat you in a fight. No fucking shit he'd beat you in a fight, that doesn't need to be even said.
>>35093373
If you don't know how to defend yourself, you're a fucking pussy. Every man should be able to fight, that doesn't mean you should go around fighting.
>>35093522
If you've ever been in a fight, you're a degenerate.
>>35093356
>people this stupid post on /fit/
please die.
>>35093484
what the fuck?
there is no legal system in beating someone in fitness metrics...
nobody is talking about fighting... just fitness
>>35093544
Lmfao. So defending yourself is degenerate? No wonder most of you here are such whiny phaggots.
>>35093484
Re read the fucking post, I was talking about fitness metrics not fighting.
>>35093484
how retarded are you? how did you even navigate your way to this site?
>>35093466
the gym membership card is actualy a "REAL MAN" card
>>35093694
Are you the retard that believes fighting in self defence is degenerate?
>>35093636
There there cupcake, daddy still loves you
right looks like a fat neckbeard with no conditioning
left would demolish him with his superior speed
>>35094107