Introducing the Bar-Belle.
Will you guys help me on kickstarter?
>>35088771
10/10 would fuck.
What happens when you blow your load in one side and it becomes unbalanced?
>>35088771
depends, is there a mouth on the other side?
>>35088802
muscle confusion
>>35088810
they'll be available in many configurations
>>35088823
so ill be able to double team it with my gymbro?
>>35088771
New definition for pussy weight
Will this be the thing that will finally phase out women completely? We truly do not need them if we have this.
>>35088771
>Over 45 lbs of pussy and ass!
>>35089147
>>35088858
Holy fuck
>>35088802
>>35088823
kek'd so hard
>>35088771
everyone admires 300lb snatch
>>35088802
Just clean and jerk again
Weighted hip thrusts.
>>35089221
laughed so hard that people turned and looked
>>35088771
how do you even clean
Prize to the first one who can squat two bros who have inserted themselves either side.
OP, it's part sex machine, part interchangeable weight system.
Today I bench two manlets, tomorrow I OHP the two hench dudes that squat.
Finally gonna get some stone cold pussy.
>>35089221
my god that was clever
>Practising snatch techniques with clean and jerks
Why?
>>35088771
someone post the pic of the bar in bed saying it can be your girlfriend for the nightp
>>35089254
Ask an olympic instructor, they know all that
>>35089221
Very good.
>>35088802
You just blew a load in the other side, don't be silly anon
>>35088771
Too skinny.
Will it be possible to attach a dildo/prostate massager?
If i wanted humor id ask what your one rep maxes are
>>35089398
I suppose you think that was terribly clever.
>>35089398
>*tips fedora
this post left me EUPHORIC
>>35089398
joke was already use you dongus
>>35088771
Is it same on the other end, or is it asshole?
>>35089221
goddam, well done
>>35089221
That is fucking clever
>>35088771
Would buy/10
>>35089373
T-this please
Please never change /fit/
>>35089221
devilish
Can someone screen cap this
if i wanted to be amused i would just ask about your one rep maxes
Bench with dildo integrated when?
>>35089899
U don't need to post this to leddit
>>35089950
Not leddit. We need new breads in /fit/ humor. Its just samefags shilling the same pics over and over
>>35089221
nice
>>35088848
>eiffel tower of power
Do you even labia?
>>35089221
10/10
>>35089373
>put condom over tip of the bar
>put it in butt
Not that hard desu.
>>35089913
Gotta train that deep throat valsava maneuver.
>>35089262
>put it on the rack ready to bench
>manlets can't reach
>>35088771
How can women even compete?
>>35089221
Omg
>barbell shaped like t
>on lower end near dick put a fleshlight
>bench press it
>goes up and down on your dick, deeper with greater ROM
>more weight makes it tighter
>>35090680
>inb4 one set of 40
>>35089221
great jorb
>>35089221
you little fucker, lol
>>35089461
>>35089438
you took the b8 nigga
>>35088771
whose this semon demon
posted this on reddit, getting that sweet karma. u jelly homos :)
>>35089221
11/10
>>35089284
>>35089899
Best i could do on my phone
>>35093397
Lel. Fuckin saved
>>35089398
That has been used over 5 times in the last two days. Give it a rest bro.
>>35089221
Carlos you fuck
for those of you who cant be bothered to screencap
I just wanna be part of /fit/ history
Posting in le epic bread
>>35089221
yfw this thread was all set up from the start
illuminatty never forget
>>35089221
Here I come, Reddit :^)
>>35093923
i dont get the joke
>>35094226
Pls no :(
>>35093397
>>35093923
desu senpai I found the "muscle confusion" part just as kek worthy. Just the idea of /fit/izens obessing over the load of semen is going to throw them off
>>35089971
>/board/ humor threads
you mean post screenies so reddit can post them for karma?
>>35089221
well meme'd, my friend
>>35094648
>implying this actually happens
I doubt they would even understand channish funniez. If this were posted to reddit i bet it would die fairly quickly and id be all the happier for it. more memes for me
>>35089698
Anon-kun, fill BaruBeru-chan with your weights!
>>35088771
Assuming we plug one midget to each side, is it safe to bench it?
>>35095159
You just found an use for manlets actually.
>>35089221
Very good.
>>35095159
But how do they hang on with just benis inside?
>>35090680
Underrated
>>35095243
They hold themselves on the bar. Gotta be some ripped midgets.
>>35095159
Would be a similar concept to the shake weight if the midgets continued to utilize it while we benched.
Probably really good for your stabilizers.
>>35095292
oh jesus i died.
>>35095292
Just use a bamboo bar m8. That way you dont have 2 midget cocks in your barbell
>>35095243
>he can't do dick-ups
Get a load of this fag
>>35095649
>implying I don't want midget cocks in my barbell
>>35089215
Underr8ted
>>35089221
