>tfw mom supports your fitness goals and cooks whatever you tell her
I have been blessed Bros
Rate the meal she made me. And posts yours.
>>35083110
>mom
>makes you healthy food
It must be nice not being american
>>35083110
>living with your mom
faggot
I'm jelly tho.
where's the veg m8
>>35083249
Potato
>>35083110
>White rice
Enjoy your beetus.
>>35083110
That is a ridiculously carb heavy meal
>>35083249
potatoes and rice are technically vegetables
>>35083271
Alright I will
>>35083110
>white rice
>>35083110
That meal is A1, friend, and I hope you thanked your Mom and told her you love her.
She won't be around forever friend.
>>35083272
that pic looks like 100 grams of carbs tops
>tfw it is actually a lot
>>35083272
it's my pre workout meal before I fuck my mom.
I only asked for 50 grams of rice but mom says I need the energy in the bedroom .
If eating brown rice is a part of making it then making it is simply not worth it
>>35083291
just fuck off.
>>35083271
>thinking this is how glycemic response works
are you seriously this retarded, or just shitposting for the sake of shitposting?
>>35083322
LMAO
M
A
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>>35083291
what is wrong with white rice?
i mean yeah it has fewer micros, but if you supp your micros anyways, why does it matter?
just for the glycemic response? provide evidence the glycemic response is a concern for people who aren't pre-diabetic
White rice is ass for you bud. Brown rice all the way. Does mommy also get you dressed in the morning too? And help you with your algebra 1 homework?
>>35083361
There is nothing wrong with white rice.
>>35083377
I'm not genuinely asking, so much as providing rhetoric for the broscientists:
>>35083271
>>35083291
>>35083363
>>35083377
double dubs confirms white rice truths
>>35083377
Be quiet OP
>>35083361
Brown rice slightly more protein, and less calories per serving. While the difference in between the two is almost negligible, the real reason brown is better than white is because brown rice has the husk on, white rice has the husk removed. The husk is where basically all the nutrients and vitamins are. Kinda like the skin of a potato. If you eat your potatos skinned, youre still getting a healthy meal and good carbs, but if you eat it with the skin youre getting more vitamins, nutrients, and overall healthier. More vitamins/nutrients, more muscle. Brown rice wins
>Mum
>not gf/wife/sissyslave
Loser
>>35083322
Double dubs demand respect.
>>35083110
my mom can't cook
I learned how to cook recently and I am already better than her
So that's a blessing
would have replaced the rice with beets or yams desu, not that i don't love me some white rice but it's already got potato and I'd take potato over rice any day
unless it's a stirfry, then rice is a must
good lookin meal though and grats on having a good mom, it's not so common in this world
>>35083411
>>35083435
samefag
>>35083423
You forgot the part where brown rice tastes like hot steaming shit when comparing to white rice and the insignificant little advantages it has doesn't making a bowl full of shit worth it
Plus it's 2015 1 year of multivitamins costs like $30
>>35083110
Maybe I'm wrong but those pixels tell me you're Latin American.
Amrite?
>>35083361
White rice is easier on digestion because no husk. White rice masterrace checking in.
Difference in micronutrients between the two is negligible at best.
>>35083411
seeing if I can get in on this dubs train
>>35083411
>>35083377
>>35083322
>>35083300
All these double doubles in favor of white race. I think we have a winner.
>>35083423
>The husk is where basically all the nutrients and vitamins are
right, but like i say, if you supp your micros... then it really doesn't fucking matter... does it?
>>35083450
Take that you retarded autistic piece of rotten meat :* <3 <3
>>35083480
>>35083454
Supplements... Hahaha enjoy your processed carcinogens, faggots. Are you such a bad cook you eat brown rice alone expecting it to taste good? Autism detected. Season it, eat with sauces, other foods etc. Fuckin retards kek
>>35083110
Are you twelve?
That baby serving size
>>35083496
>carcinogens
literally nothing in my vitamin pill is carcinogenic.
>>35083271
Rice doesn't have fructose senpai
>>35083110
>Hurr durr /fit/ i eat so fucking much but i can't gain weight
Tell your mom you want to eat big
>>35083528
how do you know he isn't fatty on a cut?
>>35083212
>using the pre-packaged 1250+ Pepe Bank
>not even renaming the file
Shameful display anon. You should cultivate your Pepes, not steal someone else's.
>Not tin roasting sweer potato
>You have offended many
>>35083264
>>35083279
>this is what people in America believe
>>35083271
>white rice gives you beetus
>>35083520
>(unrefined)fructose gives you beetus
this is what /fit/ actually believes.
>>35083615
botanically it is a vegetable.
nutritionally it is classified a "starchy food"
so... not entirely wrong
>>35083615
Did you know a single potato contains 70% of your recommended Vitamin C intake, and 25% of your daily potassium assuming a 2000 calorie intake?
>more carbs than brotein
>no veggies
Fuck off
>>35083429
>having a gf/wife
>not being full cocoon mode
>not realizing that any woman besides
your mom wont love you
Enjoy your empty bank account, loser
>>35083642
>thinking you even need .82g/lb daily protein
i agree about the lack of veggies though
shit tier fiber and micro content/10
>>35083661
..whut the fuck?
is this a neet shit talking someone who has regular sex?
also
>dat implication people who don't live with mommy are broke
i am pretty sure 99% of us are more wealthy than 99% of people still living at home, brah
>>35083641
>>35083632
and?
There is no fiber and no green, potato are good for carb intake but as the main "vegetable"?
>>35083724
I see some kek got triggered, because he moved out of mommy's house with his girlfriend and realized how broke he was the same time he found out she was cheating. It's ok boy let the feels out maybe you won't hold it all in till it comes out in a fit of hilarious anger like a chihuahua.
>>35083661
>Having no human companionship outside of the pathetic circle jerk we call brotherhood and male friendship
Lmao enjoy killing yourself faggot
>>35083429
>modern women
>cooking anything edible
pick one.
girls these days cant even boil fucking water.
Stop being a spoiled faggot and make your own food
>>35083264
Potato doesn't count as a vegetable, fatty, get some actual nutrients in your food because that's more than enough carbs.
>>35083554
holy what? there's a pepe bank?
![IMG_0211[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KG7y4MA.jpg "IMG_0211[1].jpg")
>>35083110
>this kills the cut
>>35085410
Don't tell me what to do
>>35083992
>guy makes valid points about NEETs being in no position to criticize financially and socially successful men.
>hurr he is a triggered kuck
>>35085061
this is true. I'm the one that cooks for me and my gf. If she cooks, she'll just use cream and give us all beetus.
Cut cut cut
>tfw gf supports your fitness goals and cooks whatever you tell her, 3 times per day
BEAT THAT MOTHERFUCKERS
>>35087942
>Cream
I though you were vegan?
>>35087960
I am. That's why i lose my shit when she does that.
>"But chimp, i want pizza"
>"chimp, come on"
>"Wow youre exercising alot nowadays.."
>"Theres basically no cushion on you"
Brehs, what should i do? Im honestly growing a bit tired off her, I tried to get her to gym with me or take a run, but her self-confidence is baaaaaaaaad.
I have friend that begs me to meet up with her. She's into fitness. She cooks healthy good food.
Wat do
>>35087960
Like, the other day. I was doing lentilsoup with shrooms and beans.
She pours fucking cream on it the second i go away.
>"Chimp! It makes it thicker and more filling!"
>"Chimp, when are you planning to stop being so intolerant to food?"
>"ew, lentils? What is that? How can you get full"
And so on.
>Trying to lose weight by eating 2000 kcal a day
>Brother says that it doesn't work that way.
>mom thinks I am crazy
>Only my dad is a little bit supportive, but that is only because I play football.
I hate it.
>>35088002
>year is 2045
>"YOU GOTTA LIVE SON"
>"What? How long are you gonna be healthy? come on, have some meatballs with extra saturated fat and mashed potatoes with cream. And a cream sauce on"
>"lentils? Why are you eating that stone age food?"
>"Come on son, live a little"
>Implying im not at my most "living" feeling in my life after a DL PR, or feeling light and energetic even after running for an hour
Its ogre, man.
>>35088033
Oh wait. that is 2015.
>>35088033
Too bad both my parents and brother are over weighed. Both are them are procrastinating as fuck. I also procrastinate as hell, got it from them.
>>35088000
she is literally a gains goblin you blind fuck
>>35087923
>triggers triggering trigged triggers
>>35083313
Exactly. Brown rice is a meme and tastes very bad.
>>35087944
No rates just shitposts
>>35087970
>>35088000
>>35088033
Stop complaining and grow testicles pls.
If she doesn't respect your lifechoice and tries to sneak dairy into your diet then dump her. That stuff's not ok. Find someone who understands. If that fit girl understands then try out something with her.
>>35083423
Yeah the husk is also where all the anti nutrients are, so you wont benefit from the vitamins and minerals
>>35088060
Your english fuckin sucks
>>35088234
He speaks more languages than you though.
>>35088234
Oh, I'm sorry that my native language isn't English. As if only Americans come to this site.
>>35088000
breh you got any recipes for dat dere soup, cos that sounds delicious. I have a 4 pound bag of lentils hovering around at home and never use it.
>>35083110
Carb city bitch carb carb city bitch
White rice ftw
>>35088617
>Frozen blocks of fish
Enjoy your cancer brah
>>35088643
Fish gives you cancer? New meme?
>>35088093
brown rice is delicious you delusional witfuck
>>35088570
You can basically do any ramadan soup with it. It's really good for gains breh
>>35089059
>It's really good for gains breh
Breh, you are a twig monkey. wft do you know about gains?
>>35083212
If that looks like healthy food to you, what is unhealthy foos?
>>35087826
this also kills an innocent animal that wanted to live. This also kills your health. This also kills the planet.
>>35088677
Apparently anything that's been remotely processed or altered in any way shape or form will give you cancer.
So yes.
>>35089401
you should kill yourself.
>>35089526
And then we can eat him:D Much better for the planet.
This is how you eat your oats the right way, brehs
>oats
>banana
>chia seeds
In one big mixture
A big glass of milk is recommended as well
>>35089677
Pepepostei!
>>35089695
>>35089677
minus the milk which is not vegan otherwise 10/10 meal
>>35089957
Pretend he said almond milk.
>>35090000
>pepepostei
wtf is this?
>>35090027
Why are you asking me?
>>35083110
>tfw mom hospitalized earlier this year
>tfw she will probably never cook another delicious meal
why live? we had to eat thanksgiving at a dennys
>>35090064
the turkeys that your mom ate for so many years are finally getting their revenge xD
>tfw karma really exists ^^
>>35090064
Just cook yourself you faggot. It's not your mom's responsibility to feed you.
>>35088643
Just fucking look at that dish. There are people out there, eating a fucking fried snickers with vodka. If that is gonna give me a cancer then yes, I will enjoy the fuck out of it.
>whole eggs ftw
>>35090073
>xD
>^^
>being this much of a fucking faggot
Go back to reddit you underaged degenerate
>>35090082
is.. is this whole garlic?
>>35088247
>impliquant
>>35088331
its an english language image board you mongoloid
>>35088247
Barely
>>35089401
>this also kills an innocent animal that wanted to live.
That's the best part of it.
>>35090266
>>35090287
Hello samefag.
>>35090082
This looks fucking delicious. I love boiled eggs.
How'd you cook the garlic?
Moms food is healthy most of the time, but just not nutritious enough. Also, it tends to be filling which sucks.
>eating garlic
gross
>>35090076
i do cook for myself but i dont have 25+ years of experience cooking some good ass food d00d.
>>35083292
Is that a threat?
>>35083110
Mine makes me tendies for din-dins and supper.
Jelly?
>>35085410
by that logic veggies arent carbs? They are. We are talking about micros which veggies and fruits have. Potato is a veggie so it too has healthy micros.
This was my dinner today. I made it myself.
>>35092210
WOW ARE YOU A COOK ???
>>35092334
Better than cool aid and cum nig nog.
