hey nerds you might remember me from such gym bully stories as cursing out someone's grandmother for trying to act cute with me while taking my leg press and proceeding to fap to mature porn on spankwire after
and the classic laughing a kid out of the power cage
Let's see who is the most evil/ alpha on 4chan
(it's me)
>be me
>find up and coming fitness youtubers
>follow them and study their insecurities watching all their videos
>comment on all their videos building a rapport with them
>they release a video where they are shirtless
>write in a sad and apologetic tone filled with pity
>tell them they have gynomastia
I like to flick little guys tails in the shower
>>35076135
I blow weak dudes dicks at the gym and make eye contact to establish dominance
>>35076135
of course you got to let the dicklets know there is a big alpha man around and they need to be careful not to get their gay little ass holes pounded by some huge alpha cock.
I pee my pants to make sure everyone knows the area inside my pants is my territory. The Asians can't handle it.
>>35076156
another one from me
>browse r9k 2d trap thread reading about gay encounters and sweet boy pussy
>hard as a rock horny as an 11 year old boy who just discovered his dick
>browse on OKC for some trap to fuck
>nothing
>still horny as fuck
>download grindr just to check it out never been gay before
>post some pics and put that im looking for some action and sweet boy puss
>years of posting in CBTs hasn't prepared me for this
>get contacted by ugly faggots with a single ab who think they are big
>call them out on their shit bodies
>this is someone who has never benched using their chest
>fat shits with with 4 packs flexing hard
>fat cep bears trying to act tought
>twinks hit me up trying to get my huge cock inside them
>tell them they should be squatting instead
>absolutely disgusted by the low quality of boy puss look nothing like my chinese cartoons
>instantly realize I was never gay
look how not gay I am guys
>>35076264
You fucked up, the trick is to get the smallest cutest boy you can then shave his butt and put a thong on him and ta da instant boi pusk
>>35076264
Nice. U rekt those fags bro.
>>35076264
>this is someone who has never benched using their chest
>he thinks you can bench press wthout using your chest
>>35076320
if you don't retract your scapula the load goes onto your shoulders
weak faggot meme lifter
>>35076342
>he thinks if you don't retract the scapulae you don't use your chest on the bench press
>>35076396
obviously you use your chest, but less so if you dont pull your shoulders back
WEAK MEME LIFTER
about to go to the gym, hoping for plenty of asian dyels ripe for the picking but I'll settle for bullying some pajeets.
>>35077172
update
REPORT:
>show up to gym
>benching
>go to take a sit of water
>omega dyel beta is sitting on the bench press station with dumbbellls
>go up to the station stamp one foot on the bench like captain morgan the conquistador
>tell him to fuck off
>he meekly walks away without saying anything
>proceeds to watch me bench then bust out an overhead press that was literally heavier than the weight he was using times 2 (160) for reps
>kid just stands around me looking like he wants to ask me a question
>ignore him and listen to Toki by da ice
bumpo
>>35079579
>>35081381
Fuck.
Whenever I see a cute asian woman on 4Chan I immediately assume she's a trap
Fuck, fuck.
>get to gym
>sock the receptionist
>roundhouse kick some chink from the squat rack
>piss in some girls water-bottle
>light the cardio machines on fire and blame it on 'that manlet sissykek near the curls'
What do I win?
>>35081449
some chick from a soc thread
No big p stories?
>person at gym says to have a nice day
>have a bad day instead
>>35076895
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>>35081706
That's more devilish than bullying.
>be me
>need to take shit because I drink a ton of caffefine to keep me awake
>need to shit my fucking brains out
>go into bathroom two stalls
>go to open first one hear a meek occupied echo out
>go to the second one and can smell it's a pajeet shitting and that continuing to proceed along this path would be a waste of time
>go back to the first stall
>"5" as I raise my hand displaying all fingers
>"5 minutes" my deep voice rings out through the walls of the bathroom I can hear the sweat drip from his brow and his teeth chatter
>with the other free hand I raise up the 45 pound plate I will throw at him if he fails to complete his shit in 5 minutes
>he is crying and gasping at this point as the toilet paper scratches his asshole making blood rain
>can hear him saying please and praying in chinese
>he calls his mom telling her he is sorry all in chinese (I learned mandarin through symbiosis by squatting asian dyels)
>walk over to the urinal and take a fat shit, wipe with the asian dyel's towel
>leave bathroom without washing my hands
