>older brother over for turkey day
>hey bro lets workout
>i bench 3 plates
>he struggles on 1 plate
>cant even squat 2 plates
>i show him up and squat 5 plates
>"you're probs on roids anyway"
Times you made normalfags mad
>>35071440
Nice bro
I guess you really showed him :^)
>>35071440
yeah but he isnt 300lbs
>>35074373
Kek
>>35071440
>hey bro....ever wonder how a turkey feels when it gets stuffed? :3
Every time I catch bros glaring at me in the gym when I Press more than their squat weight in the rack next to them
>>35074373
btfo op
>>35074397
your super gay
>older brother comes gym with me
>i squat 180kgs
>he loads 190 and squats it easy
tl'dr My brother is not a shitcunt like yours
>>35071440
> Be on vaction with friends
>invite one to go to the hotel gym
> he thinks he is aesthetic and loves too show of his 'abs'
>mfw he is a skelly with little to no arm or leg gains
> show him my routine and how much i can squat
>"thats easy anon you pussy faggot"
>he tries to 3 plate squat
> too much for his skelly body and the barbell falls on him
>Mfw he's in a wheelchair for 10 months.
nothing a trip to snap city
>be 130lbs 5'7" /fit/let
>walk into college gym feeling fresh af
>put 20kg plate in my bag(pic related) and for some weighted pullups
>skinnyfat gym employee looked worse than I am and was telling me to stop as I was intimidating bigger members of the gym
>>35074903
why not use a dip belt m8
>>35074903
Your weight is next to nothing, of course you need to do weighted pullups to have any sort of gains.
>>35074903
>198lbs total
Less impressive than a 200lb guy doing bodyweight pullups. You also have a small range of motion at 5'7. Weak as fuck
>>35074903
Reminds me of something that happened to me....
>be me
>be black man
>piling 5kg plates into my tiny backpack cause 20kg plates don't fit.
>manlet employee storms up to me and accuses me of stealing the weights
>calmly explain that I've been doing this for ages and I would happily use a weight belt if the gym provided one
>he fucking challenges me, tells me to prove I can do pull ups with the bagged weight.
>knock out 5 reps, drop my bag, go to reception and ask for the manager
>manlet scuttles behind me telling me he believes me now and he was just doing his job
>tell the manager I was accused of theft and called a nigger by this faggot (not true but why not)
>thought he'd just get a talking to
>nope
>fired on the spot
>he begs me to retract my statement
>I laugh in his face
>never seen him again or been accused of theft even though I always come to gym with an empty backpack and leave with a pile of 5kg plates
>>35075028
Who are you quoting?
>>35075028
thats a bit harsh m8.
>>35074886
hey bro you really showed him haha ;^)))
>>35075044
green texting is just a way of telling a story in bullet points, sometimes it can be used as quoting (only really for one line) usually used (at least on this board) to tell stories.
>>35075007
>be 200lbs
>rep pullups with 2 35lb plates on my Spud Inc. dip belt
>no one mires
>>35074862
>hey grampa...can you pass the gravy? Our meats a little dry ;3
>>35075069
Why are you mad about a fake story?
>>35075070
>green texting is just a way of telling a story in bullet points
The whole point is you highlightthe section of text you want to quote and then click the post number and you have the text you want to quote in the correct format to greentext.
Underage /b/tards who think understanding using the > symbol makes your post green means you are a member of anonymous who post here so much it caught on doesn't make it okay
>>35075092
If you post cancer man and facebook frog I get the feeling you are a loser who people actively try to avoid looking at
>>35074903
>5'7
>intimidating anyone
>ever
no
>>35075172
Oh please tell us more about how to use this chinese cartoon imageboard.
>>35075200
Post lots of anime
>>35075172
using the > symbol makes your post green >
thx senpai >
>>35075028
>be black man
Sorry
>>35075193
bruce lee was 5'7 and could kick most peoples ass
>>35074862
>your
his super gay what?
>Old gym's biggest plates were 15 kg ones
>Could only fit fit 190 kg on the bar (4 15 kg plates, 2 10 kg plates, and one 5 kg plate)
>After hitting 190 kg deadlifts I started bringing a length of rope with me to tie more plates to the bar
I don't rightly know if they got mad, but I'd assume so, since there weren't any more than two pairs of 5 kg plates and some 2.5 kg and 1.25 kg plates left when I'd deadlift.
>>35071440
>can't even squat 2 plates
Do you really have a brother?
>>35075172
Autism: the post
>>35074624
>sees guys doing full ROM squats for high reps on rack at 2pl8's
>serial ego lifter throws 2.5pl8's on bench
>does a few poorly formed
>waits 5 minutes and does a few more
>"DYEL bro?"
>>35075359
Protip: benching 275 is way better than squatting 225 unless the sets are over 30 reps.
>>35075193
Hitler was 5'7" and intimidated the Jews.
>>35075462
The soldier with the most kills in world war II was 5'4
Prince is 5'3
The director /a/ worship is 5'1
That doesn't mean height isn't a desirable trait
>>35075240
This is incorrect somehow.
You're either telling me that they had a 7' Olympic barbell rated for 500+ lbs. yet only 15kg plates or you're making shit up because the fucking bar would have snapped if it were smaller.
It just doesn't add up
>>35075481
Yeah, I get what you're saying. I was just running my mouth though. I wish I were 6'4". I'm only 6'0". It's completely unwarranted too because I never have any difficulties with anything including women because of my height. It's unwarranted mirin. I'll mire fucking 6'3" DYEL's and they mire me.
I guess it's just because I'd utilize that extra 4 inches when they just waste it.
You know what happens when you utilize that height? You become Hulk Hogan, Lou Ferrigno, Kane, Shaq, etc. Else you're a nobody. It's like being given a small million dollar loan and pissing it away on alcohol.
>Brother looks better than me because i have shit genetics and he's a manlet
>thinks he's stronger than me
>he sees my 100 kilo squat and is afraid
>doesn't even try and match it
>>35075462
ye if he was 5'6" no one would be scared
>>35075485
Idiot.He is saying the gym members didn't like how he used up most plates in the gym to deadlift
>be 6'4
>older brother 6'2
>been going to gym for 5 years
>i started 2 months ago
>talks shit to me that he's stronger than me
i didnt even say or imply anything
fucking cunt
>>35075559
No, what I'm saying is that doesn't really add up. For a bar to hold all that weight, it would have to be rated 500+ lbs. Which means it would at least have to be one of the lower end 7' Olympic barbells. But why would they have a legit bar in the gym with no legit plates? He said they only have ones about 33 lbs or so.
>>35075485
I don't know how it made sense to the gym owner, but I'm guessing he thought it would be a good idea so people wouldn't lift too heavy and hurt themselves or something.
Either that, or someone broke the 20's before I joined.
And, to be frank, it wasn't a very "legit" gym in any way.
>>35075966
Well the gym owner is stupid. The only injury I ever had was from doing one armed standing tricep extensions with a fucking 40lbs. dumbbell. I got it because I had bent my arm too much and had it relaxed then burst with energy to straighten it after about the 12th rep. That was after a few other tricep workouts. Only happened on the one arm though even though I had done the same to the other arm.
A 40 lbs dumbbell!
With heavier weights people are more careful because those injuries are less nuisances and more of permanent debilitation or death.
>>35075105
;3 xD
>>35075523
>small million dollar loan
Donald stop shitposting, we need to make America great again
>>35075216
uh?
