I want to believe this was a /fit/ user
Also, humour thread
>>35069455
>being this proud of lurking reddit
Now i know why this board went to shit
>>35069455
Kekd
I don't care how tall you are, if you disrespect me like that I'm going to fight.
Reddit cücks afe such pussies
>>35069455
which one is the /fit/ user? i'm going to go ahead and assume it's the manlet, because no-one here would actually confront anybody like that without slipping on their spaghetti.
>>35069455
>smoking cigarettes
stopped reading there
take your shit back to reddit
>>35069492
/r/ relationships is hilarious sometimes, always worth a check.
I also lurked fatpeoplehate, which is where all the original posts from the fph threads on here came from.
This board is going to shit because of people like you shitting on anything new.
>>35069455
>tfw also 5'4"
Would have thrown my size 6 boots in his face 2bh familia.
Idk if humor cringe but
Gym Autism aimilar to that one greentext
>post turkey dinner last night
>late as fuck so only two people in here
>qt 3.14 girl doing shoulders (notbad) and some Chewbacca looking guy doing 1x1 then dicking on his phone
>I walk in and my spaghetti inmediately falls out of pocket, barely look at the girl and shes mirin until she saw the winter bulk
>fuck you its not my fault I was skinny
>Walk over to squat rack and stretch for a long goddamn time (godamn hip flexors fuck you) to wait for them to leave
>qt leaves the room and its just me and the wookie
>Leg day motherfucker
>grab the bar and start warming up long enough for him to leave cause im a social autist I dont like 1 on 1 situations
>Stretch some more
>warm up
>Repeat for another 30 minutes til im sure everyone is gone (seriously I fucked my legs up already doing this autism)
>work my way up to lmao2.5pl8 squat
>At this point it's dead silent so Im guessing im good
>go to the bathroom and change into into spandex and walk out in combat boots, nlack tight ass spanx and no shirt cause fuck yiss that barbell feel
>Go up to the bar and start talking loudly to the mirror "you got this you fat sexy motherfucker, RICK RAWSS, BAWSS. Im the hulk. Ronnie coleman reincarnate, lightweight baby!"
>pick it up, and drop down to dat nice ass to the grass feel, fuck you butt wink. "HULLULUBURMRUMBBLBLB"
>Get it up, rack and start yelling at my self and squeezing my fat
>>35069694
>just then I see it
>the room is filled with pasta
>and Im chef boy r dumb
>the qt is standing right next to the hypertension setup right behind me and staring dead into the mirror at my face
>Im sweaty, naked, and my fat is spilling over the elastic
>this is it
>thus is how my gym membership is expired
>this is how I die
>My balls are bulging out my pants and I'm a grower so nothing to show for especially in spandex
>dear God dont look
>see the glance down and hear a chuckle
>fuck you I blame the asian in me
>Grab my gay butt plug water bottle and go into the locker room to cry
W-we're all gonna make it right bros?
>>35069455
BS
I don't care at all how tall or small you are, in the moment you find your girl cheating on you.
You behave one of two ways.
Muholland Drive style and fuck her shit up
or you attack him and try to kill him.
Anyone else is a robot.
>>35069525
>tfw your on your last rep and you think of her
iktf
>>35069540
KEK these are awesome. We need more of them
