>be foreveralone
>lift
>somehow get gf
>continue lifting
>get passionate
>she cheats
>she wanted brains not muscle
>she's with some scrawny preteen zyzz
>fuck her.
>only cry a little
>gym is the only thing that helps clear my mind
>remeber her words in each lift
>feel socially retarded
>friends tell me she was dumb
>doesn't help
>there's truth to it
>decide fuck it, time to move on
>go to gym, more confident
>see a girl that just finished her set
>say hi
>"Hello"
>she asks me a question
>I ask her a question
>we go back and forth
>she hasn't touched her weights
>start thinking of if I should ask for her number
>"Hey if you wanna meet u-"
>suddenly some random dude comes in between both of us
"Oh yeah whassup girl? I seen you here yesterday too, I seen you here a lot."
>wtf? Who's this douche?
>then she literally ignored me from that point on
>"Oh yeah? I've never seen you here. What's your name?"
>Still just continue taking
>I'm just standing there
>Douche asks her to lunch
>flashes 25lb weight as if showing off
>she offers to cook for him
>Angry
>call him out
>basically says "Uh bro it's just a prank"
>she was his fiance
I'm only staying in the area for another week but if him and his girl come up to me again I'll kick his scrawny ass. And I'll call her a bitch again.
/vent some people are just twats.
Soz
LOL that's actually a very cool guy if he resonded to you hitting on his fiance with making a joke about it instead of him getting mad about you blatantly hitting on her when shes trying to workout "a.k.a not social hour" If it was me i would laugh at you too but im also a cool guy
>>35051185
Nice bait. This is literally from TIFU on leddit. Dont give enough of a fuck to find link
>>35051185
go back to reddit, pleb
>>35051250
No reddit was diagnosed cancer
But so is /fit/ if closet gay is a cancer
>>35051185
Wow that was dirty...
I'll hold u breh.
A good point, for future, when you're scoping out a grill, look for a ring finger, or a ring mark.
Do not invest your time in her if either of these are true
>>35051245
haha are you a mommy?
>not bringing a gun and slaughtering every normie and roastie there in front of him
>not screaming "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO" as you blow your brains out on him
this definitely happened
>>35051185
Mfw no one from leddit actually got it
Mfw not a retoast
Mfw toast
>message qt I knew from hs on Facebook to get drinks
>read yesterday
>still no response
shit senpai
>>35051297
Thanks, she didn't have a ring.
>>35051416
She wanted to but had to be with her family for thanksgiving. Hang in there brah
>>35051426
shit senpai i hope so mane nah mean sheet.
>>35051185
holy shit that's super gay cringe shit right there. sorry that happened to you dude.
Also story time
>meet up with qt I had a crush on from college
>we smoke, chill, hook up a little
>won't let me fuck her
>"I'm not that kind of girl"
>cuddle
>tells me about all the drugs and shit she does
>think about all the dudes she's probably randomly fucked while high/in need of drugs
>realize I'm getting keked in real time
>after she leaves I get incredibly angry about the "I'm not like that" line
>sad thing is this has happened before
>mow
how do I stop getting keked, I am so close. I can get some chicks now but they always end up with some fucked up god damn problem
>>35051505
>javascript:quote('35051505');
This is called last minute resistance (LMR). You need to smash through that shit like a brick wall.
Tell her to leave if you arent fucking her that night.
>>35051513
how do I smash through that shit tho . I can't get past it I always pussy out fuck god damn it
aware
>>35051505
She's clearly just using you for drugs, so next time she comes over say you only have an emergency stash that you refuse to use unless an actual emergency. She'll be riding that dick in no time.
>>35051505
>>35051513
Exactly this.
Of course, she will probably get mad and tell all her friends about what an asshole you are. But she could also not do that and have sex with you instead.
You just have to not care. That's what attracts them.
I had a similar situation.
>friends gf comes to school to see him
>brings a female friend
>I start chatting with them, meet the girl
>after school we go to the park to drink
>drinking beer, listening to music from phones, chillin
>me and the other girl hook up
>we go all home
>tomorrow she invites me to her place
>I go in, we chill and talk and listen to music
>start kissing her
>take off her upper clothes
>start taking off her pants
>"stop anon, I don't want this"
>lol like I give a fuck
>I stand up and sit next to her
>chat some more
>after a while, we start grinding over clothes
>we grind for like half an hour, she's visibly horny
>unbutton her pants, she doesn't mind this time
>start fingering her
>take off her panties and eat her out
>she's way too horny now
>take off my pants and ask her
>"do you want this, girl"
>she nods her head
>get inside her
>fuck her for an hour
>she sucks me off to finish me
>awyeah.jpg
>tfw Im not even chad, im total beta and I still fuck chicks
>>35051185
I've said this time and time again in various threads, and I will continue to say it: DO NOT HIT ON GIRLS AT YOUR GYM. 99% of the time they have a bf, they are NOT mirin, they just want to exercise, they don't want to talk to you, and you're going to get massive cringe. Especially don't be that guy who has no gym buddies and never chats with the dudes between sets, yet always tries to get friendly with every attractive girl who sets foot in there.
>>35051566
>You just have to not care. That's what attracts them.
This. When I was single if I went out looking to pick up I'd usually fail. If I was just out with friends minding my own business I'd end up with a chick hitting on me.
Lanklet skellington for the record
>>35051600
ignoring girls is the most powerful weapon a man has. women get validation through male sexual desire. they'll do crazy shit for it
>>35051647
Not really. More like women detect and are literally repelled by thirst. Just don't be a desperate fuck and pussy will roll in.
>>35051647
Like go somewhere else. Don't listen to this dildo
>>35051185
I can only imagine that the original poster of this copy pasta was actually pretty fucking dumb, which is why his first gf left him.
And then with the scenario at the gym it was absolutely clear to everyone with the first sarcastic sentence of the bf to his fiancé "Hey I have never seen you here! Hehehe" that it's a joke and they know each other very well.
>>35051245
>This is literally from TIFU on leddit
>I know, because I'm on plebit myself
fuck off
>>35051185
I'll do you one better anon, story from today:
>Girl I like has been texting me like mad
>Got out of a serious relationship a few months back, don't want family and friends bugging me about new grill just yet
>"I wanna see you anon, lets meet up real quick"
>okay.mp4
>driving to spot we agreed to meet at, see a dude selling flowers on roadside
>15dollarsisaufkcingripoff.png
>get to spot, grills car pulls up
>get out of car, go to greet her, she gives me a huge hug
>we met up at the parking lot of my old hs
>"who went to a lame school like this, anon?" she says sarcastically
>can hear a voice shouting Mama Mia because the spaghetti is ready
>"H-hey that school was c-cool"
>"I remember when i played volleyball we stomped your guyses team!"
>"ayck-chu-ally, my ex was the captain of the volleyball team and they were undefeated, so i know thats not true"
>killme.wav
>"Oh ok. Wow"
>gotta save the moment
>"w-wait, i got you flowers!" i reach into my passenger side and pull out the bouquet
>"OMG anon that is so sweet :) when did you get these?"
>"like five minutes ago, some nigger was selling them on a corner"
>didnt realize i said nigger. grills best friend is half black. she gets into her car without saying a word
>hasnt answered any of my last 9 texts
kill me
>>35051849
>"like five minutes ago, some nigger was selling them on a corner"
>didnt realize i said nigger. grills best friend is half black. she gets into her car without saying a word
being openly racist just doesn't pay off like it used to
>>35051568
What if I never talk to anyone in there even if they want to? Does that make me weird?
>>35051849
Reminds me of the other day
>playing in tournament with group of randos
>im white as fuck
>other team captain nowhere to be found
>say out loud "where the fuck is that nig"
>forget there's a black guy on my team right next to me
>he gives me a look
>>35051313
>displaying autustic movie theater/school shooter mentality
>>35051568
>encouraging people to give into their social anxiety and not to approach girls they're interested in
not going to make it desu
>>35051568
>never talk to women in any scenario
>they don't want to talk to you
>you are RAPING her
How discuss your parents even meet? Fuck.
>>35053157
>AT YOUR GYM
You can make small talk and joke around with your doctor. But not when he's probing your butt with his fingers.
>>35051849
>friend is half black
>girl is offended on her behalf at an ethnic slur aimed at people who are completely black
>girl believes her friend is a nigger
she's racist and doesn't even realise it, you should have called her out on her hypocrisy
>>35051552
Or, better yet, say
>sorry, I'm not that type of guy
Close the door on that bitch and move on
>>35051566
Proud of u bro!!
>TFW dry for 3 years
>>35051568
Lol OK, whatever floats ur boat.
In my experience, women know other women. U gotta get out there sempai.
>>35051849
Kek. At least its a funny story
>>35051185
yeah it's hard to give relationship advice nowadays
too many liars, cheaters, etc.
girls will tell me that they are single, even if they already have a man
some of them can get you caught up lol
>>35051849
>tfw black and have a fetish of girls calling me nigga while we fuck
porn has ruined me
dw bro i don't think ur racist
>>35053480
stop watching it then
it's degenerate, just use your imagination
if that isn't already fucked up lol
I see a lot of advice on attracting women, what about attracting dudes? I'm trying to get the attention of a guy I met a while ago. I found him online but I can't seem to get past casual conversation. I want to get to know him better.
>>35053616
Be direct. Simple as that. No games, just tell him to his face that you're intereted
>>35053714
Wont that be weird, a person you barely know, outright saying you are interested. I'm 40% sure he doesn't even know what I look like. We've only met in person a couple of times and everything else has been online.
>>35051762
>I would rather believe
>>35053765
yea it depends on the context. where'd you find him online?
>>35054314
>>35054314
I found him on tumblr, he does have a facebook but he doesn't update it anymore. So this is my only means of contact with him. Most of our interactions have been through the tumblr ask system which I guess barely counts as conversation.
>>35051185
>she wanted brains not muscle
Easy enough to fix that m8.
>>35051566
>>35051513
>"gib pussy"
>"no"
>"then leave"
>"ok ill gib pussy"
No girl worth a shit will ever respond like that. If you're only trying to fuck some trashy unterwomensch might aswell grab a hooker.
>>35051647
>ignoring girls is the most powerful weapon a man has
This shit has never made sense to me, like if I'm interested in a girl I'm just supposed to ignore her??? wtf. Then how is she supposed to know I'm interested in her? I understand the difference between being desperate and being interested though.
>>35055333
You still have to be on her radar
>>35053247
> Fuck up by saying something inappropriate
> fix by calling the other person a hypocrite
Anon, pls greentext your autism stories; you must have a while bunch.
>>35051849
>can hear a voice shouting Mama Mia because the spaghetti is ready
XD XD XD. My sides have left the earth's orbit
