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>Endomorph here Why did I get cursed with such shitty genes?
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>Endomorph here

Why did I get cursed with such shitty genes?

What body type is /fit/
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>>35039704
>2015
>falling for this meme
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>>35039704
You make easier gains
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>>35039704
>>35039943
Literally a 9gag me desu Smh senpai
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They actually still teach this shit in schools.
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>>35039704
Kek. Ectomorph is a nice way of saying spooky skelly
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>>35041300
I look like ectomorph, but with a V shape; wide shoulders.

I still resemble a skelly though, the pains of being tall and hating food.
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>>35039704
My bf is a mesomorph and he's fucking hot! But he's got this 6'4 endomorphic roommate, and sometimes I find myself fantasizing that they're spitroasting me.

Your body type is hot too, anon!
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I am loving this meme. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
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Pear shaped endo mesomorph. I retain fluid really easy, I have a lot of subcutaneous fat and look puff but easily build muscle without trying thouh it's not particularly defined. Don't even lift but my hams stick out to the point sitting on the edge of a chair is painful. I just look ridiculous because I'm quite small on top with rib and hip bones showing a bit and then you just have these thunder thighs as wide as I am tall. Calves are leaner and more define though. I have to watch what I eat because I can easily gain or lose 5lbs in a week. It can always go either way
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>>/fa/
>>/cgl/
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>>35039704
SOMATYPES
2015
I AINT EVEN GONNA WASTE GREEN INK ON GREENTEXTING HOW DUMB YOU ARE
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>>35039704
Ectomorph here

i've basicly won the genetic lotery

if only my mind wasnt so fucked up
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>>35041300
>>35041312

only manlets or fatasses cry about ectomorph

it is literally the best shape, unless you never eat or lift

stay mad fat manlets
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>>35039704
Like endo/meso, fuck if I know

6'4, wide bones, large back and a beer gut
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>>35042624
>green ink
kek

its funny though, because somatotypes have been conclusively bunk science since the 90s, and people still take that shit seriously...

i mean look at all these fagtards
>>35041312
>I look like ectomorph
>>35041453
>My bf is a mesomorph
>>35042446
>Pear shaped endo mesomorph.
>>35043060
>Ectomorph here


these are the idiots that are giving you advice on /fit/

jesus christ, how embarassing
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>>35043073
>Like endo/meso, fuck if I know
look at these fucking idiots.

they clearly are averse to reading, so they just keep on posting their inane broscience
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>>35043079
i didnt give any advice ?
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>>35043088
not in this thread, no.

but i was saying, people as stupid as you, are the kinds of people who post on /fit/ giving advice.
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>>35043088
>he is too stupid to understand the insult to his intelligence
...
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>Sheldon's theories enjoyed a vogue as the "pop-psych flavor of the month" through the 1950s.[12] Modern scientists, however, generally dismiss his claims as outdated, if not outright quackery.[3][4][5][13][14][15]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somatotype_and_constitutional_psychology#Criticism

enjoy your quackery, OP
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>>35043093
>>35043102
i literally just wanted to tell someone what bodytype i was
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>>35043086
My point was to point out that it is an issue of gradation rather than the form of platonic idealism that it is purported to be, utilizing the technique of a facetious post.

You need to get better at contemporary shitpostology dude.
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>>35043113
right.
and then i insulted you for being dumb enough to buy into the somatotype meme

and then said "these are the idiots giving advice on /fit/"

that was a fun walk through memory lane... we should recap history again sometime..
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>>35043117
>this thing that doesn't exist is graded, instead of having distinct categories
kek.

who is shitposting again?

nice inane broscience, though.. you sure proved me wrong
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>>35043113
>>35043118
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>>35043118
It isnt a meme fucking retard
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>>35043129
>he thinks the nonsense that people haven't taken seriously since the 1950's is real
right.
all of the scientific community is wrong.
you know better.
you shitpost on 4chan.
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>>35043129
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>>35043135
its also in my medical books and they dont date from the 50s

so unless after 2011 it became suddenly not true your full of shit

>>35043126
>>35043141
go back to 9gag with your shitty macro image replies which is against the rules btw
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>>35043126
>>35043141
>>35043146
samefag
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>>35043145
>so unless after 2011
i think it was closer to 1998

but even before it was conclusively refuted, it had long fallen out of favor.

nobody in academia took it seriously after the 70s
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>>35043135
Jews have been running science for a long ass time tho

Can't wait until the atheism meme finally dies and we can return to Christian (AKA REAL) science.
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>>35043153
source needed
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>>35043117

>2015
>using "utilize"
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http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/becker3.htm
https://www.muscleandstrength.com/articles/body-types-ectomorph-mesomorph-endomorph.html
http://www.directlyfitness.com/store/3-body-types-explained-ectomorph-mesomorph-endomorph/
http://www.superskinnyme.com/body-types.html

>nobody took it seriously
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>>35043148
kek

>>35043154
oh lawdy lawd.
gene 2 fusion is a conspiracy, the iron-age mythology that supports the legalization of rape (just marry the chick you raped and pay the father 50 shekel - which i think is like $13 USD in modern currency) and the murder of gay people.

because if there is a creator, he cares about masturbation frequency and habits (make sure you rinse your entire body after an emission of semen!)

>inb4 you don't have to follow old testament laws
read matthew 5:18
>but muh context
read it in context, won't change the meaning of the verse
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>>35043157
>implying I didn't intentionally choose "utilize" in order to lend my shitpost a pompous affectation
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>>35043180
how polysyllabic of you
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>>35043175
>wikipedia open
>samefagging throughout the entire thread

kek case closed
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>>35043193
>posting more than once is samefagging
we are having a back-and-forth dialogue, you cocksmoking niggerfaggot.

also the wikipedia link was only from me copypasta'ing to post
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