>yfw walking up to a dyel skelly in the gym and ohping his deadlift
>>35033486
I can clean and press what my gf deadlifts. Does that count? :^)
>>35033522
You don't have a gf so you OHP nothing, therefore you are a dyel. baka
Rekt desu senpai
>>35033522
>gf
get out
>>35033486
>not OHPing the manlet
Not qualified for the gym alpha threads yet
>>35033542
>>35033543
She also plays vidya games and gives butt. Stay mad manlets :^)
>>35033554
kek
>>35033638
Looks gross to be totally honest
>>35033554
lel
>>35033891
average jelly /fit/tard
>>35033638
post feet
>>35033638
looks fat as fuck
start hiding the junk food anon or you're in for a world of hurt
>>35033638
>L4D2
Absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>tfw OHP 47,5 kg while other people is push pressing 32,5 kg
That felt really good desu
>>35033638
>actually wanting a woman who plays video games
fuck no, the thought of it makes me cringe.
>tfw have a gf that's into fashion, loves flowers and loves going out dressed up well.
>tfw she also has a great body
>tfw she's also one of my best friends
>tfw she went to ballet with her mother (who's a milf)
>tfw get to do my manly shit whenever I want
>tfw she trusts me 100%
Honestly, it's so much better to have an independent girl who knows what she wants and is feminine, rather than a fucking clingy-ass girl that plays games (badly).
>>35033967
>push pressing 32,5 kg
wat
>>35033638
but is her penis feminine . thats the real question
>>35033991
>getting this mad
Top kek
>>35033992
They were using the smaller bar along with 10kgs, so they probably thought they did more than they actually did
>>35033486
tfw squatting 30kg more than my strongest friend ever deadlifted
Its like he doesnt want to make it
>>35034010
Naw, that's just my style of writing :^)
>>35033638
looks fat, not jelly anymore
All these neckbeards in this thread that are jealous of this guy's gf
>>35034965
This. O i am laffin
>>35033891
>>35033946
>>35034948
Wut, she isn't even fat, she's wearing baggy clothes.
Can it get any more obvious you are jelly? These are the same guys that would online say a female is 5/10 because of her pointy elbows because of their own insecurity.
>>35034965
>>35034998
Not jealous. Just got standards.
>>35035019
You cant even see her face and now you're using the 'i got standards' line as a come back. Still pretty obvious what you are doing anon.
>>35035063
>>35035068
You afc's can keep your scraps. I could never go back to living that way. Thanks for the nostalgia though.
>>35035125
Like i said before, you cant even see her face. She could have a 7 or a 8/10 face. You are just so fast to judge and criticize other people probably because of your own insecurity trying to make yourself feel better. Learn to control your negative emotions anon.
>>35035178
Nice projecting afc. And appropriate pic because you sound mad 4chan called you out on your gf.
>>35035192
I'm not that guy who posted the picture of his gf. And i'm not projecting anything just trying to help you anon. Try to be more optimistic in life instead of a angry judging person. That kinda judging personality is easy to read for other people and they will know you're insecure.
>>35035334
The irony is, that you are the one with anger issues anon, but you simply can't face it.
>>35035563
but anon i'm not upset
>>35034948
tfw cellulite under armpits
>>35033638
This looks photoshopped as fuck. clearly has cellulite. is she skinnyfat?
>>35035612
Keep the nice comeback pictures coming anon, you are making me so mad and upset.
>>35035674
so the spam of random pictures without even saying something has started.
>>35035650
>>35035612
Every 4chan argument ever
>youre mad
>no you're mad
>no you are
>nu-uh
>y u so mad tho?
>>35033638
Why's her bicep saggy =/
>>35035723
tricep*
because cellulite
>>35033638
>socially outcast female who plays video games
top fucking kek
There are like 4 billion chicks on this planet, and you decided to date the actual planet instead?
>tfw gf is cute in dresses but only wants to stay in the apartment playing gaymz and not go out
I FUCKING HATE VIDEOGAMES
>>35033638
PLEASE BE IN ONTARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>35036259
LONDON, ONTARIO
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>>35036259
>>35036310
519 EOA represent
>>35036377
Guelph? lol
>>35033486
You can OHP 95 lb, huh?
>>35034005
underrated kek
>>35033991
>>35033967
Let's have this conversation when you start with 60
>>35033638
lol shes fat brah
why would u post tht?
>>35038988
Who the fuck can't do that?
Wait nvm i forgot /fit/ doesnt lift
>>35033486
there is no glory in picking the low hanging fruit. i want to beat the big guy. i want to destroy the will of the the guy who thinks hes top dog. i want to shit on the best
>>35039365
>Being this obtuse
>>35036230
Underrated holykek
Anyone else here completely intimidated by Deadlifts?
I rarely go heavy on them.
Like, the heaviest would be 2 1/2 plates for maybe 5-6 reps. I'm hesistant to not do them at all because of how they're proven for gains but I'm also afraid of snap city. It only takes one set of accidental bad form to get an injury.
>>35039457
I guess record yourself and post a form check.
I'm a dyel skeleton but I deadlift 3pl8. I don't think you can OHP that Opie.
>>35033486
>tfw you remind me that I'm skipping my DL day today because of an Assassins Creed Syndicate PC release
>>35038988
>>35039365
>tfw hit 90 pound db press
Am I making it slowly?
>tfw food poisoning
>tfw no lifting yesterday
>tfw probably no lifting today
>tfw i smell like shit but my butt hurts too much to wash it.
>>35035019
>got standards
>tfw wizard
>tfw I can finally OHP with 25s on each side of the bar (95 lbs total)
Soon brothers, soon I'll get to lmao1pl8
>>35040140
shit taste desu lad
>>35041104
baka desu senpai
>met up with qt from high school that I always had a crush on
>talk, smoke, hook up but don't fuck
>"I'm not that kid of person Anon"
>respect her for that
>tells me she does a lot of coke and other drugs
>heart sinks
>tells me she had fun and wants to hangout again
>don't know if I want to
>not the first time this has happened with grills
shit senpai totally blind sided by this
>>35036230
Topfuckingkek!
Just waiting for an opportunity to use this
>>35041356
if she does coke she is a slut flat out
>>35041387
Yeah, the girls I know that do coke have been banged by me
>>35033638
I bet she can fly with those flappy arms.
>>35033891
>>35033946
>>35033991
>>35034948
>>35035630
>>35035723
>>35036117
>>35036230
Anddddd now anon breaks up with his gf
>>35035012
nah not her clothes, she has mad bingo wings bro
you should tell her vidyax10 isnt an arm toning workout
My favorite is to ohp what they were just squatting
Or doing their 1rm 10 times
>>35033638
Good for you. Others are saying shit
>>35041387
>>35041396
yea I know for sure guys. I'll drown my pain with weed and a sad OG maco tape. thanks brah
>>35033486
>>35041447
Is the point of this to show that you want to run newbies out of the gym or to prove that you have a small penis?
Did you walk into the gym on your first day and throw up 4pl8 DL?
>>35041474
Doesn't mean you still can't bang her
>>35033486
>tfw doing your best but some curlbro sacrastically does your weight next to you
>>35041487
tau dat. thanks mane. i hope you have a good thanksgiving
>>35041547
You to f@m
>>35041482
These are the guys who started lifting because other people made them feel insecure. Now they're making others feel insecure instead of helping them enrich their lives.
They are strong betas.
>>35041487
bitch you guessed it
