Hello guys, Jason Blaha here. This episode will be about how to be an absolutely unremarkable lifter with dogshit physique and still gerner millions of views on your fitness related youtube channel.
But hold on, first let me give you a Test E shot.
>>34997639
You know, if he wasn't so fat (and wasn't so fat before, mainly), he'd look alright.
>>34997639
Why does anyone listen to this guy, srsly? He's got a terrible body.
>>34997665
yeah i know.
>>34997694
Top kek
>>34997665
I'm still thinner and richer that you, homo beta faggot
Why are you critisizing a lifter for not looking like a bodybuilder?
His genetics are fairly shitty, he's not going to look aesthetic even if he gets leaner
Let's settle this ONCE AND FOR ALL!
>>34997639
Dude do you want to go to jail for the rest of your life?!
>>34997639
what became of his 007 spy agent autism?
>>34998477
He also doesn't look like he lifts
>>34998980
LeL
>>34997694
marks excuse is old whats bloohoos?
>>34998949
The government pulled it down because there were too many revealing infos.
>>34999025
did anybody safe it? i wanna read.
>>34999044
Shhh, don't tell noone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkFMf_hxeIs
>>34997694
>implying our lord and savior lifts for aesthetics
>gerner
>>34997694
He got old, senpai. He was a beast in his prime.
>>34999050
>this whole video
>>34997639
I heard ur views are brought with bc from all ur homosex viewers
>>34999050
>non disclosure agreements are punishable by life in prison
Top fucking KEK
Jason is not a fitness channel, it's a drama channel about youtube fitness.
His informative videos are nothing but common sense or broscience that he has made up with no facts.
Lyle McDonald even called him out about him making shit up when he talks about research or data showing certain things.
Who?
>>34999307
>Jason is not a fitness channel, it's a drama channel about youtube fitness.
This... is actually pretty accurate. I bet Jason doesn't even lift, he probably did SS for 6 months and pretends to be retarded on the internet for youtube shekels. It's the only way to explain his body.
>>34997694
And he's still stronger than you.
>>34997664
>those arms
>childbearing hips
>those chest insertions
>>34999179
> That grip
Dyel?
>>34999179
That's not him.
>>34999533
It's a grip that won't let you get callouses.
>>34999567
People say that. Other people say it is. I dunno, have never once found a verifiable source for either.
>>34999050
You better take this down before the FBI catch your post. Thankfully /fit/ doesn't have an archive anymore.
Spending life in prison is no fun.
>>34999430
His chest and hips look like shit because of fat.
>>34999720
>Thankfully /fit/ doesn't have an archive anymore.
retard
>>34999849
archive.moe is down. There is no other long-term archive of /fit/.
(And if there is, pls share.)
>>34998609
Who the hell is that Hulk Smash nigger? This is the first time that I've ever seen anyone with worse looking synthol arms than Ricardo Piano
>>34999866
http://desustorage.org/fit/
there's also https://4ch.be/fit/ but it doesn't store full images, only thumbnails
What's the story with Blaha getting paid for helping college/pro athletes pass PED drug testing? Is this bullshit or is this legit? Does Blaha know what he's talking about when he's speaking on PEDs?
>>34999849
>>34999050
Blaha is Navy Seal? Is he CIA? Bane?
>>35000080
He's an obvious bullshitter. I've met so many guys like him in real life. He probably had a conversation with a college athlete who happened to be be taking steroids and didn't get tested and now tells the story as 'coaching' someone through a drug test.
>>34999050
Also, what video is he referring to?
>>35000211
Only got it from the YT comments.
http://bullshitonblast.blogspot.de/2015/11/simon-of-massthetics-calls-out-jason.html
It's not a video, just that guy making fun of Blaha. And somehow Jason starts rambling about classified information and stuff.
>>35000265
don't forget about muslim illerminaty
>>34999533
k o n s t a n t i n o v
>>34999050
What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch: the video
>>34999050
Time for some hater reps.
>>34999578
>verifiable source
Rip himself has said that's not him on the SS site.
>>34999179
>>34999720
can i put you in my prison?
it will be pretty fun.
>>34999179
That's actually a video game from Japan called Doki Doki Panic
>>34999179
that's Jeb Bush in his prime, you fucking faggot.
>>35000204
Blaha trained me on passing lie detector tests.
>>34999893
Some coon that does videos with CT Fletcher. Typical dumb nigger that abuses roids
>>35001058
the politician ?
>>34999200
This whole number
Better watch out
>>35000975
That's a barbell not a turnip.
>>35002132
Gumby.
>>35002132
Better not cry?
>>34999050
Jesus Christ how embarrassing. Even if he is trolling to get views which I don't think he is.. it's really sad to watch.
>>35002482
>>35002519
IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY.
>>35002132
>don't trust blaha not even blaha
>>34997665
What did you just say about me?
>>35002615
I thought you were on keto, I think of you every time I eat peanut butter.
>>34997664
>(and wasn't so fat before, mainly)
So you're saying the loose skin makes him look like shit?
Because I see that as being like 5% of it, tops. A pile of shit with tighter skin would still be a pile of shit.
>>35002685
That damn cat tree house
>>35002745
>>34999050
Who is more likely to snap and go on a shooting spree, Blahaha or the green man?
I kinda get the sense that VG is playing a character who is nuts in his videos whereas Blahahaha is legit unstable and doesn't know where his own bullshit ends and reality begins.
>You don't know what I did as a secretary making coffee for the CIA
It's like he played too many video games and now he really thinks he's the character IRL.
So this is where he learned his combat skills?
>>35002781
If he had tighter skin and didn't have child bearing hips...he'd still basically look like shit. Which was kinda my point in the first place.
He basically looks like a guy who legit fell for the SS + GOMAD meme in this pic.
>implying Blaha didn't cut
you twinks better watch out
>>35002781
Let's be honest here. The guy gives good advice on lifting related topics but he looks like shit because he has incredibly shitty genetics. I think we can all agree that jeff seid is probably the biggest retard out there but he still looks miles better than blaha. And it's not even blahas fault.
>>35002838
Looks legit.
VG used to get hot chicks too.
>>34999893
hulks fuckin cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-bhwC3qz_Q
>>34999050
Th-this can't be serious, right?
>>35002838
not him
>>35002883
>>35002895
>>35002862
natty limit?
Buncha fucking hatters itt. None of you even lift and are here just to jump on the hate bandwagon. Utterly despicable, Blaha looks tenfold better than any of you, pic related. He also has the guts to put his face and voice out, which can't be said for you snivelling dyels hiding on here. Lets see you accomplish even half of what he has, like recovering from a debilitating illness.
>>35002895
top kek
>>35002907
>>35002913
who else /delusion/ here?
>>35002924
>>35002936
>>35002913
Jason pls go. He's so pathetic he's descended into false valor territory to overcompensate. If you ever want to know how not to act as a grown man watch his videos.
>>35002951
Blaha is the perfect example of why every man should have a wife and kids at an old age. Being middle aged with no duties and nothing really going on can fuck you up pretty bad it seems.
>I'm just as big as Ryback, I'm just shorter than him
>I have a lot in common with Batman because we're both martial artists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNBFa5AYklg
For someone that thinks it's gay to judge another guys physique he sure does enjoy taking flattering pictures of himself, with the intention of you judging him.
>>34999179
thats roger estep you faggot
>>34999578
google roger estep
because thats who that is you dicklicker
>>35003065
ya blew it
>>34999050
>I'm gonna get pretty fuckin pissed
>that edit right after
He's like Jason Genova but super bitter and possibly insane.
>>34999050
>"And no I was never in the military.. but that doesn't mean I didn't serve my country.. that doesn't mean I never risked my life for my country.. that doesn't mean I never killed for my country.
You can't make this shit up lmao.
>>35003056
real talk, how big is your clitoris?
>>34997639
Does the shaved head / beard / thick rimmed glasses look cause autism?
Or are autists just drawn to that look?
>>35003044
top fucking kekkkk
>>35003044
Those atheist are annoying as fuck tho
>>35003343
6.4" natty and about 6.7" enhanced
>>35002840
>And it's not even blahas fault
Agreed that its not his fault about his objectively terrible genetics, but he could at least be realistic about it and stop bullshitting himself. If he just admitted that he looks like shit because of his genetics, noone would bring it up anymore and we could all just move on. But hus denial and excuses makes him too easy to meme on
Fuck you Simon.
>>35002936
>Sucking it in this hard
>that degenerate dye
baka
Quick question is his ICF 5x5 program any good? Im looking for a mixture of bodybuilding and powerlifting with a 3 day program
jason shared this said that this was him when he was younger with 20'inch arms
>>35002951
he always says he looks bigger irl but even next to a woman the dude still looks small
